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 Dreams can come true.
	Dreams can come true.Do you lot dream vividly? I always remember my dreams and they are ALWAYS a bit odd. Just last night me and a few mates were being chased through the Arndale by a massive T-Rex.
Alt. Relationship news link. Seems gays are happier. Saying that our relationships often sour quicker! Mind, this whole board is a plethora of relationship wins and fails, so I suppose it's what you make it.
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-key-to-a-happy-relationship-be-gay-or-childless-or-make-tea-9057349.html
AltAlt. Alright? Is your heart still in this delightful grey message board?
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:31, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
 You'll not find a more attentive listener than myself when faced with the conversation-opener..
	You'll not find a more attentive listener than myself when faced with the conversation-opener.."Oh, I've got to tell you about the dream I had last night..."
No siree.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)
 Thanks for your input 'Bill Clay'
	Thanks for your input 'Bill Clay'My other half sent me an interpretation by text, so fuck you!
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:40, Reply)
 No worries
	No worriesWhen it comes to dreams like that I think you can only rely on the opinion of those close to you. If friends say it's fine and friends say it's good then I wouldn't worry about it too much.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)
 I never really look into mine. It's just your sub conscious.
	I never really look into mine. It's just your sub conscious.If you are concerned about something in your life, then you will probably dream about it. Stands to reason.
I live in constant fear of dinosaur attacks in public spaces.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)
 I like that one they did where they stole the riff from Cigarettes and Alcohol
	I like that one they did where they stole the riff from Cigarettes and Alcohol(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)
 ocean colour scene, cast, dodgy, blur, the verve
	ocean colour scene, cast, dodgy, blur, the verveI have very eclectic tastes.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)
 I quite like that kuler shaker
	I quite like that kuler shaker apart from when they do all that bud bud ding ding stuff
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)
 being chased by a dinosaur may reflect old issues coming back to haunt you. Apparently.
	being chased by a dinosaur may reflect old issues coming back to haunt you. Apparently.(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)
 I fucking love my dreams most of the time, but I mostly forget them within a few moments of waking up.
	I fucking love my dreams most of the time, but I mostly forget them within a few moments of waking up. They always seem so important at the time though.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)
 People with boring lives are more prone to vivid dreaming as the brain requires stimulation. I rarely dream.
	People with boring lives are more prone to vivid dreaming as the brain requires stimulation. I rarely dream.(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)
 Have you been reading 'Convenient Theories For You' magazine again?
	Have you been reading 'Convenient Theories For You' magazine again?(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)
 wowzers your dreams are wild, that must make you a really interesting person
	wowzers your dreams are wild, that must make you a really interesting person(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)
 i think he was being totally serious
	i think he was being totally seriousI don't know why you have to be so cynical
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
 it's because i am intrinsically a negative person
	it's because i am intrinsically a negative person+ jason is OURS to bully, we shouldn't let just anyone join in
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)
 i hate it when you have an unpleasant dream and wake up feeling all depressed even though you KNOW it's stupid
	i hate it when you have an unpleasant dream and wake up feeling all depressed even though you KNOW it's stupidlast night I dreamed that I had a really nasty massive row with one of my best friends, I was upset all morning.
alt: women are a million times easier than men. if I could be gay, I would be.
altalt: it was better last week. have the glory days slipped by so fast?
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)
 Women's dreams are shit
	Women's dreams are shitYeah, of course its my fault I was nasty to you.... IN A FUCKING DREAM
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)
 Yep
	YepSee also: laughing at the Mrs when she says something in her sleep then her getting annoyed at you for laughing
The phrase: "Are you drawing on the ceiling in pencil?"
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:17, Reply)
 Well. You might say that, but what is the one thing missing from a gay relationship to make them happier..?
	Well. You might say that, but what is the one thing missing from a gay relationship to make them happier..?Nagging harpies.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)
 I do, it's open now as it is everyday, but that link don't work. Probably shit anyway.
	I do, it's open now as it is everyday, but that link don't work. Probably shit anyway.(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
 Mrs Cow always has horrible/unpleasant dreams
	Mrs Cow always has horrible/unpleasant dreamsMine are always full of cool shit
I love this place like a mong child. I'll never leave
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)
 You are spending time apart aren't you?
	You are spending time apart aren't you?Her up a mountain somewhere?
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
 that's how relationships work best
	that's how relationships work bestwith plenty of healthy time apart
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
 I only really see mine on a weekend.
	I only really see mine on a weekend.Over a year on and we've not even had a slight disagreement.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)
 Where is it meant to go?
	Where is it meant to go?We're both blissfully happy. I look forward to my weekends more.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
 Yeah, I suppose it the best you can expect from an abnormal and deviant lifestyle and relationship
	Yeah, I suppose it the best you can expect from an abnormal and deviant lifestyle and relationship(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)
 i'm surprised he hasn't been asking you for tips
	i'm surprised he hasn't been asking you for tipshe's into some kinky shit, that amphibious one
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:48, Reply)
 it's going a bit too far for me
	it's going a bit too far for mebut I know quite a few couples in London who have two separate houses, or where one spouse commutes midweek. keeps it fresh, so they say.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)
 they really seem to be
	they really seem to beit wouldn't work for everyone, but it seems to work for them
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:55, Reply)
 to be fair, they are mostly older couples on second marriages
	to be fair, they are mostly older couples on second marriagesI can see why it works not to have to spend all your time with someone else's kids
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:16, Reply)
 Im not against the thought of him living with me at all.
	Im not against the thought of him living with me at all.I doubt much would change, and it would be cheaper!
Too soon now though. I've learned not to rush things. Maybe after another year.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:56, Reply)
 have I ever told you to get fucked and that I hope you get pancreatic cancer?
	have I ever told you to get fucked and that I hope you get pancreatic cancer?(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:57, Reply)
 You're being exceptionally lovely to me today.
	You're being exceptionally lovely to me today.I bet I was in your dreams last night, (mong) tiger.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)
 There's a great deal of psychobabble talked about dreams.
	There's a great deal of psychobabble talked about dreams.They're just random crap floating around, powered by cheese and alcohol.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:00, Reply)
 Dreams can come true
	Dreams can come trueLook at me babe I'm with you
You know you gotta have hope
You know you gotta be strong
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)
 When I want you in my arms
	When I want you in my armsWhen I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you
All I have to do is dream
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)
 do do do doooooo
	do do do dooooooI loved that Twitter account til they stepped it :(
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)
 Frog, pls change your sig to "Rangafucker Extraordinaire"
	Frog, pls change your sig to "Rangafucker Extraordinaire"K THX BYE!
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)
 Yes you said he has a face like a pin cushion and talks like a cockney, and his brother is MUCH better looking
	Yes you said he has a face like a pin cushion and talks like a cockney, and his brother is MUCH better looking(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:48, Reply)
 I had an awesome dream last night that I went to Brian Blessed's farm, and he had this enormous, winding steam-punk-like device for playing music and cooking barbeques.
	I had an awesome dream last night that I went to Brian Blessed's farm, and he had this enormous, winding steam-punk-like device for playing music and cooking barbeques.It was great. Sarah Harding was there, and she shaved off all her hair.
EDIT: this is true - I did dream this last night.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
 He was on a panel show the other week and his anecdotes weren't all that
	He was on a panel show the other week and his anecdotes weren't all thatso he made them more interesting by shouting.
I'd still love a beer with him though.
Pity Sarah didn't shave her head off.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)
 Have you seen Piers Morgan in the cricket nets facing Brett Lee?
	Have you seen Piers Morgan in the cricket nets facing Brett Lee?Funny as fuck. He called the England team 'cowards' after the 1st test match. Brett challenged him to face an over in the nets.
He tried, bless him. The prick.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
 Some lass got groped live on TOTP apparently.
	Some lass got groped live on TOTP apparently.www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25726928
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:07, Reply)
 I have this recurring dream where I wonder if I can levitate.
	I have this recurring dream where I wonder if I can levitate.Each time I'm doubtful but try it anyway.
I start by rising a few inches (ooh Matron) to the astonishment of onlookers, then I progress gradually to soaring above the rooftops.
I don't give a fuck what it means but I look forward to it.
It's a cracking dream.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
 I used to have a reoccurring one where I fell and woke before I hit the ground.
	I used to have a reoccurring one where I fell and woke before I hit the ground.I was told that I physically raised my head off the pillow and threw it down before I woke up.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:09, Reply)
 god that's reminded me
	god that's reminded meas a small child, I dreamed that I could fly. it seemed so easy in the dream; just start running, but before your second leg hits the floor, just kick it up again, so you never touch the floor and keep going in the air.
it seemed foolproof. needless to say the reality when i excitedly went outside to try was one of tangled limbs and bruises.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
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