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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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January woes
How are you dealing with the groaning shitbag that is January? No booze, no money, no sun?

Alt:
Best thing on toast
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:09, 197 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I've just knocked January out of the fucking park.
Booked our summer hols and embarked on phase 1 of my big living & dining room project. Course I'll probably spend the rest of 2014 paying for the fucker.

Alt: Seville marmalade or apricot jam.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:14, Reply)
My hols are now paid for and I have a shed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Also, I have some Seville marmalade with ginger in it
FUCKING NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
* Hols, marmalade, shed high fives *

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)
With booze, money and sun.
Alt: Toast is a versatile medium and lends itself well to a variety of toppings, but I do like to have your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Fine, actually. I'm very happy.
I had a SUPER birthday, I have LOADS of spending money and I always have the sun around because of the previously mentioned SHIT tattoo. And I drink as much or as little as I want.
Alt: Bacon & Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)
crunchy peanut butter

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)
This was breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
proper granary or seeded bread, toasted and piping hot, covered in lovely crunchy peanut butter
why does anyone buy the smooth stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
WELL YOU'D BETTER GET ASKING EVERYONE THEN!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Why would you buy a not as nice product?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I wouldn't buy either

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
More for me innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
My pleasure

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
working class people have poor taste
And tend to prefer lower quality goods.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
BUT THEY ARE THE SAME PRICE!
Sainsbury's cheapo peanut butter is every bit as good as Sunpat
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
STOP KILLING ORANG UTANS!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I'm not even in Kensington

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)
She ent suicidal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)
i like the whole earth organic one
it has no added sugar and hardly any salt.

or grinding my own nuts (oo-er) at whole foods. fresh peanut butter!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
whole earth is nice but you could buy ten jars of sun pat for the price

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
^personal experience^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Fuck dry January
It's all about Ginuary
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I'm looking forward to Febrewery

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
And Aprale

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)
and Gin.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Aperil

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Drip drip drop little Aperil showers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I'm 100% onboard with Ginuary

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
alright
New year, new job.

Marmite and mature cheddar.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Alt: butter and marmite

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Alt... YM
*sits back with sense of satisfaction*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Satisfied at making the same joke as Tuib, but eight minutes later?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
we all know Bonzo's a bit slow

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Its a fair cop and no mistaking

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
No satisfied by YM
And her weeping arsehole
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
That's no way to talk about Frog

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
*weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
^arsehole^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
i can has booze
not tonight though, got to go to prayers at a synagogue for a client's dead mum - never been to a synagogue before. I hope the prayers don't go on for hours and hours.

got paid yesterday, plenty of cash.

it's sunny in London today. and i'm away next weekend and then taking the froggy one away for his birthday treat a couple of weeks after that, so yep. all good in this hood.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Mrs Cow gets paid tomorrow
This is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I popped a 20 in her knickers last night mate
should keep you in pies and newky for an afternoon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
*phew*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
are you allowed in a synagogue?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
She had her foreskin removed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
why not?
it's only you that shrivels and spurts horns in the presence of holy things
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

horns
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)
The crowd are on their feet for that one. Remarkable.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
My ex was Jewish and he made me go to a synagogue in London.
They were doing some weird ceremony thing with a smoking pot.
They ALL stared at me. Probably because I was the only one in there not wearing a Blues Brothers costume.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Wait, the Jews get to smoke pot at their church?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I'm trying to beat my wanking record
Alt: Mushroom Pate
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)
I have Toblerone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
On toast?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Yes, of course. How else would you have it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)
With nyommy chorizo and bacon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Well, yeah, ok, fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)
how's your bacon toothpaste?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)
It's really disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)
:( Sounds it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Her 'one direction' colgate is much nicer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
That's inZane

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)
baYcon please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Not until you've finished your toast

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Toast stand

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)
oh man
WHY did I make you take that delicious thing with you?

WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Because you bought it for me? It's okay I have shared it with my friends and colleagues.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)
I have loads. Everyone who meets me thinks I'm awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)
That's quite a claim

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Everyone with Toblerone is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)
this is particularly awesome
it's a giant salty almond one. those bad bitches are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)
All Toblerone is good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)
You are quite the fan of a giant salty one arent you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)
*strike through*
Check MATE
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Strikethrough what?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)
It's ok, don't strain yourself.

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)
MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
*pops vein*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)
/poo joke

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I'm doing the same as I do every month,
Except with warmer clothes and turning on the lights a bit earlier. All this detox noise is Bollocks of you ask me.

Alt: your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Indeed detox is bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Nah, I use my kidneys

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Oh yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)
That's what he said, diddle he?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
how's the spark life going?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)
He keeps getting intimidated by the dirty pigeons

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)
well done that man

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I'm enjoying it.
Got to get back to work now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I have booze and money and it's quite sunny today
so I'm dealing with it quite nicely.

Alt: Beans with a bit of Branston in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Not tried Branston in beans
I'm more a tabasco/cheese kind of guy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
that reggae reggae is quite good melted into cheese on toast

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
^ TGGI
Although this is better than tabasco
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I do love that but not on beans

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Worth a go
I used to put fucking loads of herbs and spices and sauces and whatnot in, I've eased back a bit these days. Less is more and all that. Splash of Worcestershire sauce and a sprinkle of oregano is nice, too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
January blues are beaten by staying in your nice warm abode, drinking wine, eating nice hearty stews
and being with the ones you love.

Going on trips can break it up to.
January doesn't have to be a bloo bloo month.

Don;t overspend at Christmas and happiness is an all year round thing.

Hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Alt. beans and brown sauce

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
brown sauce?
You mean Santorum?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Ok, glad I googled that word!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Urban Dictionary says you are SICK!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Santorum must be a regular presence in your 'life'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Is it fuck.
A massive sense of entitlement must fill your voids.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
^ upset again ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)
well that
and throbbing man meat
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Shit foam!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Gay Jason's equivalent to fanny batter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:19, Reply)
There's only one way to beat them
Get round the back
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)
haha gays have sex with men haha

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
haha Dozer has sex with nobody haha

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)
you do realise that just because I don't talk about Mrs Dozer on here it doesn't mean that she doesn't exist, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2190981
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Married? :( Poor Mrs Dozer.
and of course, why would you talk about anyone other than the man in the mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)
He needs to change his ways*
* turquoise shirts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
because we aren't all vapid, directionless, self-obsessed attention whores

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Hypocrisy check on aisle three!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
you'd know all about the minutiae of a supermarket job

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Yes, I have dealt with cunts like you on a daily basis before.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
yes, while being 'in charge of' the cheese aisle in Asda

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Of which you were a frequent veteran for the free samples.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
good God man, I certainly don't frequent Asda
It's full of your sort.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Asda is a gay supermarket?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
nah, long term renters and people who left school with three GCSEs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!
I am.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
no
the fact that she doesn't exist means that she doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
i'd be more upset if she did exist
you keep that shrine to me exactly where it is
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
They do?
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
instead of a fanny, they use their bum.
Imagine that! Crazy or what!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
But.....how?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Like you do with your missus

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)
But she has a womans vagina

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
a bum is a poor man's fanny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
If it were, they wouldn't keep filling their council houses with more and more kids
/borrowed Jason's red-tops
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
*snatches red tops back*
Stick to your sack cloth. These are Versace!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Sorry, I meant Liberaces

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
LIKE FUCK HE DOES!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)

LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Instead of a fanny
They use their bum!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I can't see that catching on in Ibeeeefa

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
It might do in Menorca

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)
The American republican ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Yes.
That's the origin of the term, well done.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)
*prouds*
Oh hang on are you trying to employ sarcasm?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Alt: poached eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Poached eggs is a good shout

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Unless they are on the front of a lady girl
instead of proper boobingtons
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Alt Whisky Marmalade.
Alright kids.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)
LUSTY!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
alreet.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Aye pet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
*makes drinky hand gesture*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Whisky marmalde on toast is more accepted as a way of breaking fast than champagne
If this wasn't the case I'd start most mornings with a glass of sparkles.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)
*clinks glass*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)
It's my favourite thing to do on a Sunday morning.
Wake up, drink sparkly drinks, have a good lunch, have a nice walk to a good boozer, home in time for Antiques Roadshow.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)
*signs up to newsletter*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I'm in.
When do we go?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)
RIGHT NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I'll be honest, I'm likely to doze all the way through Antiques Roadshow though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)
what, even when Fiona Bruce is on screen?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Is Hugh Scully not the main bird on it any more?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
nah, he got too saggy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Is Fiona Bruce actually attractive?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Dozer has unusual tastes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I've never seen her feet, if that's what you mean.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Oh is that what that gesture meant.

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Did you think he was offering something?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
alright
Glenfarclas do a marmalade.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
How do Missus
Not a marmalade fan sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Is it Jason's birthday today?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
who cares?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)
That was going to be my next thread!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
any cake will do

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
*N*E*W*J*A*S*O*N*B*U*L*L*Y*I*N*G*T*H*R*E*A*D*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)

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