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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Rocking
Today I'm rocking a tramp like beard and a slight hangover

What are you rocking?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:56, 123 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Overgrown stubble, a slight hangover and a yearning for sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)
hmmm
Are you me?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)
No, you're tall and handsome

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:12, Reply)
\o/
I'm tall
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
gently in the corner while sobbing softly

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)
A stage 4 bongle

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)
At what?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Nothing specific.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Unintended bongles are a work hazard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
There should be some sort of H&S training available.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Dealing with Workplace Erections Vol. 2

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)
In the free world

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)
like a hurricane*




*this is funny because it works on two levels in response to the OP and yours.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)
u so cleva al!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)
*doesn't see any red, white and blue on street*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Totes got an ironic moustache, thick-rimmed glasses and a bowler hat.
I'm just mixing some deep loungecore grooves for a post production wrap party I'm going to tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)
You're so hip I'm amazed breathing isn't too mainstream for you.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)
a red and white pinstriped shirt, tan brogues and French aftershave.
Trousers etc as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Who do you think looks the biggest prick out of you and Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Nakers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)
TBPOH? Has a nice ring to it.
just like YM

SWISH
(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Shut up showman

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
*flounce*
alright pals
(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
shut up showman

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
haha
xxx
(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)
showman?
Get fucked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Well I never.
alright guv
(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)
An overinflated sense of entitlement
and a healthy disrespect for most things. #yolo
(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)
A deftly trimmed beard and a slightly uncomfortable bum pimple

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Have you got hair yet?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
That ain't never coming back now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I've got bedhead and everything
everything being "that sticky-up bit right on the crown that can't decide if it should be pointing forward or backward"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Dear Lighty
May I introduce the concept of a shower and a comb.
Kind Regards
Bonz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)
^bender

(showman, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)
That's after both
it's not long enough to pick a direction.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)
let me introduce the idea of a razor
go tonsure, it'll never let you down
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:08, Reply)
That ain't leaving him with much else though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:11, Reply)
A freshly shaved head and face. I was borderlining on "vagrant".
No upset as of yet. I'm feeling quite chipper Hactually.

Plus, gays of the world are rejoicing as Cher and Cyndi Lauper are touring together. I love me some Cyndi.

Sandwich lady came early at work too. It's going to be a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Like the sig

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I thought I'd make light of my online upset.
It's serious business.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I'm also rocking some incredibly shiny shoes that have been dubbed 'Brothel Creepers'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Brothel creepers are suede with crepe soles.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
very crepe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
And anyway for his sort
they would have to be Sauna creepers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Flip Flops or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)
The casbah.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Sharia don't like it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Fuck Sharia.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
That dont impress me much

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
This deserves a reponse
RESPONDS
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
*doffs cap*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I'm rocking a healthy dose of cynicism and a slight case of grumpiness

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
"slight"?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Yes, but increasing as the day progresses....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Splendid - should have you up to fully raging by rush hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)
all over the world

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)
YM, YW and YS.
And I've got YD coming round later.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
No-one cares about your excel spreadsheet...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
String vest, thong and an ear trumpet.
And an itchy arse.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I am rocking a cup of congratulatory tea as I just rocked a meeting with the CEO.
Am planning the sammich I am going to make for lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I'm fucking starving
I need lots of food
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I'm rocking a clean shaven chin and an old man's tache.
White shirt, sensible tie, black chinos and black leather walking boots.
I don't think I can keep up this effort for much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)
candles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Merci la vache sportif.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)

clean shaven chin and an old man's tache.

a twelve year old Thai boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)
better

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I really must stop chuckling to your posts

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

chuckl wank
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
That too.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
I'd have kept the "clean shaven".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I bet you would you filthy nonce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Listen Pierre, when I want your criticism I'll ask for it, until then, fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Sorry Stumpy...no, watch out for that coffee tab...oh, your poor face :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Haha tube lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Doctor doctor I think I'm butter
Have you tried to stop?

Yes but, I'm on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)
+ randy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)
just rocked a meeting with a new client that i brought in as a result of my DAZZLING LEGAL SKILLZ
however it might involve a site visit to somewhere rather unfortunate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Don't worry, Nakers managed to visit Coventry without getting stabbed.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)
it's even worse than coventry

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Scunthorpe?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:02, Reply)
worse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Redcar?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Dunstable?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Milton Keynes?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Oh a reunion
poor froggles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)
urgh
I have to go there for client meetings and I went skiing at sno-zone there recently. it's the most depressing place in the country.

apart from maybe Welwyn garden city.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Bored of this game now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)
i'd have thought you'd have guessed
who might I be winding up because he lives there??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I thought he was still renovating his mansion

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)
haha like i'd take on a client in whetstone
shudder
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Dagenham

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Jeans, brown Camper 18787s and a Tshirt with a bear on it
IMAGINE.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)
a brown sweatshirt with SHIT on it?
edgy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)
?
and also ?

18787s are shoes, sweetie.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:08, Reply)
it sounded like you were describing popular model dozer
have you got pink socks today??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Never heard of them.
I've got shoes on too, if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)
*throws popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Around the clock.
<s>
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)

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