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Kaol's Fantabulous Questions!

1) When was the last time you broke the law? What were you doing?

2) Which "movie monster" scares you the most?

3) You're in a pub. It's Karaoke night. You have to do one song, what do you sing?


( Cawl, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:39, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Okay, I'll shoot
1) About 85mph - I normally drive very sensibly these days, but I was running very late for a meeting and the roads were empty. Vroom!

2) Harriet Harman - Not terrified? When Gordon's on hols, she's running the joint.

3) Radio Ga Ga (sang hopelessly flat)
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:41, Reply)

1. last night, smoking pot
2. Shaun of the dead - the thought of my mother being turned into a zombie both saddens and terrifies me

3. it's got to be Don't stop moving by S Club 7

*sings "Dj's got the party started there's no end in sight!"*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Ethelred's Answers
1) Theft of traffic cone, as my mate wanted a reflective hat.

2) Not really sure. I'm more of a personal circumstance horror, like murders and stuff rather than monsters wreaking havoc

3) Bohemian Rhapsody
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:48, Reply)

Biccies
Last weekend - had to stay up late to watch a fight on PPV so needed some help.

Ash's severed hand in 'Evil Dead'.

It's always The Beatles, 'Day In The Life'.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:53, Reply)

Guess I could answer my own questions...
1) Right now, got a knife in my pocket. It's for work... Honest guv...

2) The xemomorphs in the "Aliens" films. I like them, but they're scary, scary fuckers.

3) White Wedding - Billy Idol.
( Cawl, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:57, Reply)

Kaol
I love that song.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:59, Reply)

Oh alright then...
1. Never... I'm a good boy. Oh hang on, about 5 minutes ago when I handed someone a pirate DVD..and then before that when I was at home watching Virgin TV XL package for free...or was it when I was still probably over the limit when I drove into work this morning?

2. George Lucas. My hopes for the animated 'clone Wars' movie aren't particularly high.

3. Either 'Don't let the sun go down on me' by Elton John *shames* or 'I believe in a thing called Love' by The Darkness.


Edit: @Baz - what a brilliant choice of song - *doffs cap*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:01, Reply)

answer
1. I had an indian last night and the shit I had this morning has got to be illegal in some way or another. It'll probably go under explosions, breach of the peace and damage with intent (ie the sewers)

2. Nothing scares me.

3. Canon Fodder - War has never been so much fun.
(Miggyman, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:01, Reply)

1) 85kmph, $220 AUD, 3 demerit points.
2) All zombies. I hate zombies.
3) Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again, by The Angels. For non-Australians, this song has a rather fun unofficial chorus which you can read in the YouTube comments.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:03, Reply)

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1. A few days ago. Downloading copyrighted mp3s

2. The ghost in the library in Ghostbusters.

3. Spice Girls - Wannabe.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men - Douglas Bader
I don't really think of it as law breaking as the law wasn't intended for me.
anyway,
1. 1st - 12th August. Not displaying a Valid Tax disc.
2. Mrs Doubtfire.
3. Layla ;-)
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Rich
Which car? Or all of them? :P
( Cawl, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:09, Reply)

Hmmm...
1) Got arrested for drink driving in 2006 - spent a night at the Grey Bar Hotel.

2) The T1000 from Terminator 2. (I always cry at that film when Arnie says "Dear is one chip left...")

3) Too Drunk to Fuck (Dead Kennedys). If not available, Dirty Old Town (The Pogues of course).
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:10, Reply)

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1) Last month I accidently became a drug trafficker. Was at a festival in the Highlands, much fun was had by all, but on arriving back in Dublin I discovered a secret stash that I had at some point over the weekend hidden for later use. Took it right through security and the Xray machines and everything. Hidden in a welly boot :)

2) I haev a massive phobia of Scary films, so I don't know any of the regular film monsters but the witch from Roald Dhals "The witches" Film used to scare the crap out of me when she took off her mask. -And David Bowie in the Laberynth. I couldn't even Look at Dark Crystal.

3) If i'm in a pub, and its Karaoke... I leave :)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:15, Reply)

thought crime doesn't count yet does it
so
When I lit this splif two minutes ago

Randal out of monsters inc , colour changing bastard

Ring of fire Johnny C , can be mumbled or shouted depending on what drug cocktail you happen to be on
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:18, Reply)

Copying movies is illegal?
In which case - every day.

@Pooflake - You know what? It's pure greediness, that song. Sometimes, with a few pints on, my inner 'show-off' unleashes itself.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:22, Reply)

1. Trespass a few weeks ago, playing Manhunt with Mr Maladicta and friends in the park.
2. I remember being scared witless by the Black Riders the first time I saw the first LOTR movie, but as most of you know I stay far, far away from horror.

3. If intoxicated enough, I'll make a horrendously out of tune stab at Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar /Guitar Hero addict
( Maladicta, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:25, Reply)

Oohh
1. Probably downloading the new offspring album yesterday to see if it was any good (not too shabby, I like most of it quite a lot).

2. Hmm I always get weirdly creeped out by Lestat in Interview with a Vampire, not sure why...

3. Probably Big Spender because it's more gravelly speaking than singing and I can't sing for shit...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:28, Reply)

...
1) Probably smoking weed. Or cycling after a couple of G+Ts. I'm quite law-abiding, I'm afraid.

2) The zombies in 28 Days Later

3) Hmmmm. "Skating Away" by Jethro Tull, if they ever had it. "The Penis Song" or "Every Sperm is Sacred" by Monty Python. Or "Goldfinger".

Edit: but I'm not a fan of karaoke.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:32, Reply)

hmm
1) This morning, was doing 37 in a 30 zone

2) Barbra Streisland

3) Napalm Death - Multinational Corporations part II. If I could sing, Chris Isaaaaacs - Wicked Game
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:43, Reply)

1. Stole an espresso cup and saucer from Starbucks about a week ago.
2. Not a movie monster but I was absolutely terrified of the shadowy little squeeking babies from Silent Hill 1.

3. It'd have to be House of the Rising Sun.
(Errorist, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:45, Reply)

Halfy
Wicked Game for the win!
We do a cover of it in my band, great song to sing *grins*
( Cawl, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:48, Reply)

OK then:
1) Having a beer on the Tube a couple of weeks ago.

2) When I was a kid, the librarian ghost at the beginning of ghostbusters used to shit me right up.

3) I don't do karaoke very much, but it'll probably be 'In the End' (rap part) by Linkin Park if my best mate is around. If it's just me, 'Losing My Religion' by R.E.M.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 12:52, Reply)

I'll have a go:
1) Apart from traffic offences, last time I broke the law was when I bought alcohol for my younger sister (she's 17) for her camping trip.

2) The zombies in 28 days later, that they're human but changed in a plausable way is something I both love and am scared by.

3) Light my Fire by The Doors, my singing voice is quite similar but I must be pretty wasted to do kareoke in the first place so it's a rarity.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:04, Reply)

Ok
1) My birthday party - coke
2) Had regular nightmares about Freddy Krueger.
And Worzel Gummidge. Go figure.
3) Startrekkin' by The Firm
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:07, Reply)

Here goes.
1. Speeding....I'm always speeding.

2. The cenobite with the chattering teeth.

3. I will survive by Gloria Gaynor, but only if I was completely twatted. I also have a back-up Barbara Streisand number I could sing. Yes, I am a gay man trapped in a women's body.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:31, Reply)

Oh wait
2 (amended)The clown it IT but I saw it when it was a two part thing on channel four and never saw the second part so started reading the book got more freaked out and was never able to rent/buy the whole film so I could see the end.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:31, Reply)

@grammar badger
I did the same. only ever saw the first bit when I was about 12. scared the shit out of me for a long time.

i'd be paranoid about going into shower rooms alone....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:37, Reply)

Easy
1. I bought a vibrator for my 'sexual pleasure' (they're illegal in Georgia), that was about 2 weeks ago. Since then I've broken the law every night by using it.
2. the T. rex in Jurassic park. reminds me of my grandmother.
3. 'I'm on my way' by the Proclaimers. Or any song by the proclaimers really.
( ascorbate, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:38, Reply)

OK...


1) When was the last time you broke the law? What were you doing?

Speeding. I'm very bad for it.

2) Which "movie monster" scares you the most?

The Alien Queen.

3) You're in a pub. It's Karaoke night. You have to do one song, what do you sing?

Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:46, Reply)

folsom prison blues
awesome song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:51, Reply)

@Vipros
I don't even know how old I was but I think I was more freaked out as I never knew how it ended and my imagination just kicked in to overdrive instead. Reading the book was a bad move think I only got to the bit in the bathroom.

Did you ever see the end? I really should suck it up and watch it! Normally I am only freaked out by Japanese horror films as they have that awful scratching noise in them and unlike hollywood films that make you jump you just feel really on edge. After watching the Ring and Ring2 in the house by myself when channel 4 (damn you channel 4!) were having a week of frights I was seriously concerned I was going to die in a week. I have never been happier than on that 8th day....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Hmmm

1. Took the car in for its MOT this morning - last one ran out on July 17th. Oh, and I did over 60mph on the tiny bit of dual carriageway on the way to work - it's the only way to get past the friggin' petrol tankers.

2. Don't really watch horror these days - Mrs G is a wimp - but either the 'baby' from Eraserhead or Anthony Hopkins' ventriloquist's puppet in 'Magic'.

3. I've only EVER done kareoke once - at my sis-in-law's 40th: did 'Walk on the Wildside' Lou Reed to a standing ovation (well, in my hazy memory anyway). Next time, I'll choose 'The Passenger' by Iggy Pop.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Grammar Badger
I haven't watched the end, and to be honest I've hardly watched any horror since

The Thing is one of my favourite films, but I couldn't watch the Ring or anything like that.

I'm a bit of a wussbag when it comes to that sort of stuff. it's embarrassing but Signs freaked me out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:22, Reply)

*looks shocked*
But the aliens were obviously really crappy CGI!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:26, Reply)

it wasn't the aliens
it was the thought of them

the actual story is pretty shit, but the atmosphere of the film plus my overactive imagination conspired against me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:30, Reply)

Signs
was alright. Nicely filmed as usual for Mr M. Knight Shambolicalarm.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:53, Reply)

I don't really remember the film itself
I just remember being really really really really angry at the stupid copout ending of "oh their allergic to water even though the earth is 80odd% water and there is water in the atmosphere which would have effected them" Unbreakable was also a good film with a super shit ending that ruined it for me.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:56, Reply)

OK...
1. Since I've stopped puffing I don't break the law nearly as often. I guess it's probably speeding.

2. Rene Zellweger.

3. If I do Karaoke people leave the building. It's not fair on the publicans, so I don't.
( Moey, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:09, Reply)

hmmmmm
1) Last Friday - a few cheeky little pills

2) General Woundwort from Watership Down

3) Never done karaoke but probably something by the Clash
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:02, Reply)

Okay, here goes ...
1) Not for a very very long time. But underage drinking and sex may have featured in my past.

2) All of them. But mostly the "infected" in 28 Days Later.

3) Never ever ever. I'd be charged with crimes against humanity if I sang in public.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:18, Reply)

um
1) fishing - poaching on a riverbank. Got cornered by the baliffs, did not catch any fish. That, or filming clandestine guerilla model plane flying, though I'm still not all that clear on what's legal and what's not when it comes to rc flying, but look out for me on Crimewatch.

2) the child in the mask from The Orphanage. Fuck.

3) "Where the Wild Roses Grow" as a duet with my best mate. She's Kylie, I'm Nick. We ace this on SingStar after 3 bottles of prosecco.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:53, Reply)

My turn
1) Rolling a car down a hill, that we thought was scrapped, whilst at school on a cross-country "run"- ie fags round tony gallaghers house, and raided the drinks cabinet. Turns out it wasn't scrapped, just parked and rusty, and the Police were out searching for weeks for the "yobs" that did it, instead of 7 15 year olds pissed and on a nicotine high.
2) Pennywise the clown- or that smiling fucker in Poltergeist. I fucking hate clowns. Did I mention I hate clowns?
3) American Pie, but I can only remember the lyrics when pissed, and am possessed of what has been described as "a deep, flat baritone". I can't sing a note sober, so no idea!
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:56, Reply)

Hmmm...
1) Friday, bought some alcohol for my mates younger (17 years old) brother

2) Either Sam Neill in Event Horizon or Damien (The Omen).

3) Without a douct, it's got to be "Livin On A Prayer".

And I have actually done "Every Sperm Is Sacred" too. The problem was me and two mates did it, they didn't know the words, and so most of our performance was me swearing at them for being useless.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 10:38, Reply)