Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Dozer saves the day. Let me introduce you to a concept you've never encountered before. I am genuinely pleased you posted.
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I thought I'd interject something different for them to go at(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:28,
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I think we have doen the right thing by exposing him(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:35,
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Our reward will be in heaven.The gay nightclub.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:44,
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Blackadder lols(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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"Can't we just ... KILL them all ... ?""Haha. You've a good heart, Tubs, but no! There will be too many!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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why aren't you in the pub?shortest leaving lunch EVER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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All his mates each bought him a pint(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:32,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:34,
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You betcha!!!I'm having Dublin Coddle tonight.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:34,
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Is that like where Rory's Ma goes "there there"?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:35,
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HahaNo, it's a slow cooked overload of carbs with sossidges and stuff
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:37,
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been, had two pints, aff tae buy cheeseThen more beer l8r innit babydoll.
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Stop putting your cock in it then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:52,
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When WILL I learn. Jokes on alleged humour forums are NOT WELCOME.
b3ta.com/questions/blacksheep2/post2219729
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:40,
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I lolledI hope this helps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:41,
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I suppose that's because it isn't really a 'joke'EDIT: Sorry, There are punchlines, I missed them xxx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:41,
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NO, IT'S VERY VERY SERIOUS.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:43,
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Which is odd, as I seem to have won last week's qotw by recycling a joke from Sickipediasurely that renders qotw clinically dead?
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QOTW is full of racists, that's why a sicki joke won.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:43,
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He's started having a crack at me now too.An I fort he wuz my fwend ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:49,
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To be fair you didnt say that an editing job was a measure of successYou said successful academic and he is now in etc etc. poor ol mv and his reading issues
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Look, it's not HIS fault that he's at the bottom of the Dark Graphic Novel pile in his role as 'bloke what does the colouring in', his dad hated him, right?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:59,
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Emvee fires editors left, right and centre.He EATS THEM FOR BREAKFAST.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:17,
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Who deleted in the last thread then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:42,
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Did you see my pelmet comment? That was AWESOME(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:45,
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SorryScattered now, like Stunned's spare shoes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:48,
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I have a dibetes buddy who has had the other leg off and is the same size as me. It saves us both a fortune. (, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:49, Reply)
There's a business model here, I thinkDiaFeeties ?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:50,
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Both excellent. There is a diabetes karate kit website too called InShaolin.
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There's a Muslim version. Inshallah. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:05,
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*shakes head*All my SRS RAGE has gone too. What am I to do?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:44,
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it wasn't me OR sportscow so you can stop those rumours right now buddy(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:44,
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it would have been roryif it wasn't me, you or sporters. everyone else was frolicking on here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:55,
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I thought soYOU FUCKING HELMET
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:48,
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Oh God, who cares?Those two are why everybody left, I'd bet.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:49,
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i know one person who left after a day of car chat bored the tits off him/heralthough whisky chat IS worse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:55,
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i actually doit was the proverbial straw.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:57,
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noI asked her why she doesn't post any more, she said she was bored with it and cited that as an example!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:04,
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Well then get her back here!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:05,
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Or talk about something else in a different sub thread and let people talk about what they enjoyinstead of having a whiny flounce over it.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:10,
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I imagine it was one of those that bored the tits off other people with music chat.People like talking abotu different stuff. So what.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:59,
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It's almost as if people don't want their personal life dysected for some obscure reason.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:56,
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If people dont want stuff about them picked apart, then they shouldn't post it on here.Its all for the lols innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:58,
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He can give it out but he can't take it.Unlike HM
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:00,
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It's not exactly normal behaviour, or the spirit QOTW was set up for, to completely analyze everything someone has said or said or claim to have done. Especially when person B mentions something personal about Person A and then some dick goes on about it now being "public knowledge, so it's fine now to do what I want".... As if having to justify yourself isn't indicative of abnormal beavure in the first place.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:36,
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rory doesn't have anything else in his lifeexcept an empty house and a dying labrador
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:36,
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I reckon when he's down the pub, someone asks a question that nobody really knows, he's the first to google it rather than have a conversation and keep on guessing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:48,
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What have we here? Doctor Best Troll who wants to be a GP for thee daay.
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Sounds more like a JS to me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:58,
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Anyone can be a GP, just keep wikipedia and mumsnet close to hand.(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)
for all of the shitness of Jay's fail linkthis made me chuckle,
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2563813/Im-4ft-tall-charge-750-night-dress-Oompa-Loompa-stag-parties-Dwarf-entertainer-21-insists-unusual-career-NOT-demeaning.html
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Battered's fooling no-one trying to convince us he's 21.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:00,
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..........keep........going.......(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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rightI've had a fucking banging tension headache since 8am. paracetamol hasn't touched it, drinking lots of fluids hasn't helped, going to the hairdresser for a head massage hasn't helped.
what next?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:07,
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Insult IslamThey offer a pretty permanent head ache cure,
Stings around the shoulders briefly though
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Push a finger violently into your anus. That'll take your mind off it.
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It's amazing how many childhood ailments can be cured with a quick fingering.According to Nakers.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:12,
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all very helpfulapart from gj, you all SUCK.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:16,
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Pinch the skin between your thumb and index fnger until you feel a pain. Hold that for about 5 minutes.Pain should subside and also the headache should disappear. If not, brain tumour and you are as good as dead.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:19,
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I I I I I I don't get heeeeeadaches much(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:47,
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not any more, thank fecki used to get them about 3 times a week, but i think that was stress after my mum died. now i get them about once every couple of months, right behind the right eyeball, like it's a squash ball.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:50,
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so im below people that dont even post? sad times(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:15,
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Well that's Thursday done, shall we talk about the weekend?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:20,
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I will see you there.I'm meeting internet weirdos tonight :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:26,
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I didn't even get an invite and I'm free :(Who are you meeting?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:29,
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Dunno really. Swipe and monty i think + 'unknowns'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:34,
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Uh oh...monts is alright I reckon, but others...god knows what could be waiting for uou(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:36,
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we're going to be right on your street too so near and yet so far...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:36,
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al organised it, but now he can't come so I added Monty to the invite list
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:36,
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Will they not meet or something?Anyway I thought al was a cunt.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:40,
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no, nothing like that; I think they get on well I just didn't want to invite people to something I hadn't organised. but now the organiser can't go, I have seen this as carte Blanche!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:57,
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Well you didn't invite meMonty would have loved to have met me, he secretly had a crush on me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:38,
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Good luck in your new career.Hope it's not a proper job that would keep you off here.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:15,
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I will do the alright threads until you've settled in(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:27,
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