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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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alright

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:19, 227 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Finally, the voice of reason.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)
hahaha!
officechuckles
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Dozer saves the day.
Let me introduce you to a concept you've never encountered before. I am genuinely pleased you posted.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Round and round they go.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I thought I'd interject something different for them to go at

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)
They go at it like Nakers on a kids cunt.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
hahahaha!
Best.Meme.Ever
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Poor Nakers.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I think we have doen the right thing by exposing him

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)
We have done God's work today, my friend.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Our reward will be in heaven.
The gay nightclub.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Nakers reward will be the matinee showing of Snow White.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)
BE CAREFUL BATTERED!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)
2 new memes today!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
MEGALOLZ

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Blackadder lols

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Shhh.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:37, Reply)
t-bone

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)
"Can't we just ... KILL them all ... ?"
"Haha. You've a good heart, Tubs, but no! There will be too many!"
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:29, Reply)
We didn't burn him!!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)
why aren't you in the pub?
shortest leaving lunch EVER
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:31, Reply)
All his mates each bought him a pint

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:32, Reply)
+ in separate towns

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
But they weren't in the same pub.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)
You betcha!!!
I'm having Dublin Coddle tonight.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Is that like where Rory's Ma goes "there there"?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Haha
No, it's a slow cooked overload of carbs with sossidges and stuff
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Served by a gyppo on a donkey?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Oh! So you've met the missus?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:39, Reply)
"met"

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Ouch.
You've been married a long time.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:39, Reply)
^ TGGI

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:40, Reply)
You invited Rory round for a hug?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Cor! I wish!!!!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:36, Reply)
been, had two pints, aff tae buy cheese
Then more beer l8r innit babydoll.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Your cheese game is strong.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:36, Reply)
His leaving do game is weak.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)
yearly results presentation in half an hour.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Nap and a wank in an hour.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:40, Reply)
then curry and beers tomorrow

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:39, Reply)
MEAL 4 ONE

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:40, Reply)
what sort of curry?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I usually have a bhuna

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Gay

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I like a bhuna.
A BHUNA VINDALOO!!!

#truelad
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:51, Reply)
your face is gay

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)
no returns

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Stop putting your cock in it then

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)
tuna bhuna

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:49, Reply)
When WILL I learn.
Jokes on alleged humour forums are NOT WELCOME.

b3ta.com/questions/blacksheep2/post2219729
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I lolled
I hope this helps
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I suppose that's because it isn't really a 'joke'
EDIT: Sorry, There are punchlines, I missed them xxx
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)
NO, IT'S VERY VERY SERIOUS.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Which is odd, as I seem to have won last week's qotw by recycling a joke from Sickipedia
surely that renders qotw clinically dead?
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
QOTW is full of racists, that's why a sicki joke won.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Wasnt a racist joke, though
just an excruciating one
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)
He's started having a crack at me now too.
An I fort he wuz my fwend ...
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:49, Reply)
To be fair you didnt say that an editing job was a measure of success
You said successful academic and he is now in etc etc. poor ol mv and his reading issues
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Look, it's not HIS fault that he's at the bottom of the Dark Graphic Novel pile in his role as 'bloke what does the colouring in', his dad hated him, right?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)
ITS IMPORTANT RIGHT

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Emvee fires editors left, right and centre.
He EATS THEM FOR BREAKFAST.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Who deleted in the last thread then?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:42, Reply)
SOME FUCKING HELMET

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
PELMET WOES

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Did you see my pelmet comment? That was AWESOME

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I even "liked" it

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)
AWW MAN :((((((((((

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Sorry
Scattered now, like Stunned's spare shoes
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I have a dibetes buddy who has had the other leg off and is the same size as me. It saves us both a fortune.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:49, Reply)
There's a business model here, I think
DiaFeeties ?
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Inshoelin

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Both excellent.
There is a diabetes karate kit website too called InShaolin.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)
There's a Muslim version. Inshallah.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:05, Reply)
haha!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
One Foot In The Deprave

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
it was you, wasn't it?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
260 replies down to about 50.
It had to be either dumb or dumber.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
*shakes head*
All my SRS RAGE has gone too. What am I to do?
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)
it wasn't me OR sportscow so you can stop those rumours right now buddy

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)
tggi^

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)
it would have been rory
if it wasn't me, you or sporters. everyone else was frolicking on here.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)
who's dumb and who's dumber?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
BOTH YOU

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Rory always deletes if he thinks he's not winning

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Disappointing there was some quality insults being thrown

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I thought so
YOU FUCKING HELMET
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Shut it bellend

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)
tggi^

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:54, Reply)
but not as often as he would like

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Oh God, who cares?
Those two are why everybody left, I'd bet.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:49, Reply)
No. That was because Operation Yewtree took them.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
everybody left because AA is so torpid

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:54, Reply)
i know one person who left after a day of car chat bored the tits off him/her
although whisky chat IS worse
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)
No you don't.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:56, Reply)
i actually do
it was the proverbial straw.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)
You telling fibs aren't you?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Poor stibbins

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:58, Reply)
no
I asked her why she doesn't post any more, she said she was bored with it and cited that as an example!
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I now know you are lying.
She? Yeah. Right.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:05, Reply)
haha
c'est totally vrai.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Well then get her back here!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:05, Reply)
then people should take the initative and change the subject

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Or talk about something else in a different sub thread and let people talk about what they enjoy
instead of having a whiny flounce over it.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:10, Reply)
TGGI

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I imagine it was one of those that bored the tits off other people with music chat.
People like talking abotu different stuff. So what.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)
NO TRANNY CHAT!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)
It's almost as if people don't want their personal life dysected for some obscure reason.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:56, Reply)
If people dont want stuff about them picked apart, then they shouldn't post it on here.
Its all for the lols innit
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:58, Reply)
He can give it out but he can't take it.
Unlike HM
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:00, Reply)
HD?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:04, Reply)
No, he can take it.. Trust.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:10, Reply)
NO GAY CHAT.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:04, Reply)
It's not exactly normal behaviour, or the spirit QOTW was set up for, to completely analyze everything someone has said or said or claim to have done.
Especially when person B mentions something personal about Person A and then some dick goes on about it now being "public knowledge, so it's fine now to do what I want".... As if having to justify yourself isn't indicative of abnormal beavure in the first place.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:36, Reply)
rory doesn't have anything else in his life
except an empty house and a dying labrador
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I reckon when he's down the pub, someone asks a question that nobody really knows, he's the first to google it rather than have a conversation and keep on guessing.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Aftern oon all.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Aftern oon

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Hel lo frog.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)
I ain't no Frog, foo!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Shit sorry mate, miles away here.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)
off your tits on the tazzies again doc

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I wish. ..

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Im the frog fool around here!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Hello frog.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Alright Doc

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Doc!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Now thennow.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)
What have we here?
Doctor Best Troll who wants to be a GP for thee daay.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Sounds more like a JS to me

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Anyone can be a GP, just keep wikipedia and mumsnet close to hand.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)
That's Battered out then.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:06, Reply)
for all of the shitness of Jay's fail link
this made me chuckle,

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2563813/Im-4ft-tall-charge-750-night-dress-Oompa-Loompa-stag-parties-Dwarf-entertainer-21-insists-unusual-career-NOT-demeaning.html
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Battered's fooling no-one trying to convince us he's 21.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:00, Reply)
This made me cry out of my anus.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Spunky tears

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Blood flecked spunky tears.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:06, Reply)
..........keep........going.......

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)
right
I've had a fucking banging tension headache since 8am. paracetamol hasn't touched it, drinking lots of fluids hasn't helped, going to the hairdresser for a head massage hasn't helped.

what next?
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Trepanning

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Insult Islam
They offer a pretty permanent head ache cure,

Stings around the shoulders briefly though
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Push a finger violently into your anus.
That'll take your mind off it.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Nakers kids swear by it.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:11, Reply)
It's amazing how many childhood ailments can be cured with a quick fingering.
According to Nakers.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Codeine

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Kill yourself.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:12, Reply)
all very helpful
apart from gj, you all SUCK.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)
Yeah, I suck too.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Pinch the skin between your thumb and index fnger until you feel a pain. Hold that for about 5 minutes.
Pain should subside and also the headache should disappear. If not, brain tumour and you are as good as dead.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Wine

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Do you get headaches much?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I I I I I I don't get heeeeeadaches much

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)
not any more, thank feck
i used to get them about 3 times a week, but i think that was stress after my mum died. now i get them about once every couple of months, right behind the right eyeball, like it's a squash ball.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:50, Reply)
o hai
rorykins is up to his usual standard i see
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Thread deletion again?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:09, Reply)
large chunk of one i think

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:11, Reply)
and some of this one

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:13, Reply)
^ thirty-seventh best here ^

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:14, Reply)
so im below people that dont even post? sad times

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Bit silly really.

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:13, Reply)
Alright sub normals?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:18, Reply)
hello

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:19, Reply)
Well that's Thursday done, shall we talk about the weekend?

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:20, Reply)
i have no plans this weekend

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:21, Reply)
Rugby on saturday
You're welcome
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:25, Reply)
I will see you there.
I'm meeting internet weirdos tonight :(
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:26, Reply)
I didn't even get an invite and I'm free :(
Who are you meeting?
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Dunno really. Swipe and monty i think + 'unknowns'

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Uh oh...monts is alright I reckon, but others...god knows what could be waiting for uou

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)
generally people are alright i find

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)
we're going to be right on your street too
so near and yet so far...
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)
al organised it, but now he can't come
so I added Monty to the invite list
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Will they not meet or something?
Anyway I thought al was a cunt.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)
no, nothing like that; I think they get on well
I just didn't want to invite people to something I hadn't organised. but now the organiser can't go, I have seen this as carte Blanche!
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)
Well you didn't invite me
Monty would have loved to have met me, he secretly had a crush on me
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)
got a Glenfarclas 15 as a leaving gift innit

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)
Good luck in your new career.
Hope it's not a proper job that would keep you off here.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:15, Reply)
ta edjers
Probs drop in at break time and lunchtime.
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)
I will do the alright threads until you've settled in

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)
phew!

(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:38, Reply)

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