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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sporters has asked for a new thread, so let's have one about him. Is he a cunt? Is he a good chap? Would you like to meet him IRL? If so would that be to buy him a pint or to punch him in the face?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:10,
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As far as I can tell sporto is a good egg and I'd totes buy him a pint and then mumble awkwardly in his company for a short while(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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Im totally #TeamSporters and I reckon we'd have a jolly good laugh in the Northern boozer of his choice.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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geordiejay has one - #bbbh(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:33,
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Looks like gay slang to me.And not nice gay slang at that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:48,
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He's a cuntI'd buy him a pint then pour it over his head
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:14,
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Then shove the glass in his face?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:15,
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I'd have a shit in the glass first. A nice runny one. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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Are you able to pick and choose the consistency of your poo?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:20,
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Can you not?I have a switch "down there". Its like a Mr Whippy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:20,
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PInt and a punch, 21st of the month(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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#TeamSporters4EVA #YOYO #H@S#T@GsIt'd be a pleasure to buy the bovine mackem cunt a pint
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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This place would die on it's arse if he stopped posting.He's the best one here.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:20,
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I don't know about spotters, but I'd heard that Al is a cunt.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:22,
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I met Al for a pint onceHe was hardly a cunt at all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:23,
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He was certainly a complete cunt when I had the misfortune and displeasure of meeting him. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:25,
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I didn't know that Al was a cunt, but now you've mentioned it does make sense. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:24,
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I imagine he would be an utter delight to meet in person(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:24,
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Well, lets seeWorks in IT - hmmm
Drinks Peroni - check
Has at least one shed - check
Isn't Rory - check
Sounds a reasonable egg to me.
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Drinking Peroni is a key sign of a wanker.At least regular lagers drinkers aren't pretending that they're drinking anything other than cold piss, chemicals and burps.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:30,
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I quite like Peroni aktuallyand I'm a diehard real ale drinker
If you want chemicals, try Stella or Kronenburg, either tastes like the bottom of a cleaners bleach bucket. After they've mopped out the gents at an old folks home.
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I really cant drink 4% lagers any moreThey taste of fuck all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:39,
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^^thisstarting to find the same with bitters too.
That Thwaites Wainright, for example, might as well be Carling.
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I rarely drink lager at homeIts normally beer - Adnams or Theakstons
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:44,
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Me tooGot some Brains craft beer cheap in Morrison's last night so trying that later.
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Tesco IPA is really nice, over 5% and cheap as fuck(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:49,
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1698 is my current favetasty, and 3 for a fiver in Asda. Booths want nearly £2.50 a bottle for it!
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I really like itThey had it for £1 a bottle in our local Tesco the other week. I bought as much as I could carry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:06,
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It's a good price for what is a relabelled version of another brewery's product (Shepherd Neame?), which they'd usually charge up to two quid for(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:13,
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Marston's, apparently.Slightly different version of their IPA but not as strong as Old Empire or Double Drop.
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Try the Table Beer that these lovely people do:www.thekernelbrewery.com/
Only 3% but chock full of hops and tastes yummy.
You can drink it instead of water.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:47,
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^^^^incipient drink problem(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:01,
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^^^^Incipient drink problem(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:01,
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no eggs on my twitter - real ava only(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:35,
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A bent dog and a fondness for running.To me he sounds like a right woofter. Would avoid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:34,
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was discussing brizzle with catface and crackhouse last nightmonty is coming if the flat goes ahead. there was a suggestion of the Mexican place near rakky's for the sat as a meeting point on the sat afternoon or summat??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:36,
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^ not helping! ^hotel is booked, but I need to know which train times to go for...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:43,
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Stunned has already booked his train.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:45,
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i knowbut he's on the 10.30 which gets in at 12.30 and we can't check in til 3, so I'm all confused as to what to do for the best.
and are we doing lunch on sunday?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:46,
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Sit in a pub for an hour and a half.If frog is coming I really shouldn't have to tell you this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:49,
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this is precisely what worries meit's going to be carnage enough as it is, without those animals starting at 11am...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:56,
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I'm not getting in until 3 (
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:05,
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I know, nobody cares*sobs*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:11,
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Sportscow, earlieri.imgur.com/0xSgT6b.gif
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:02,
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No this is nsfwi.imgur.com/eZiqK.gif
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:12,
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Don't try to act all innocent, 'fisherman'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:22,
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reddit is a terrible place full of bad people who make gifs(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:23,
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he is a lovely bloke who comes with the elusive monty boyce seal of approval(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:35,
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I need some kind of antique badge(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:39,
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I think you need to charge more for your gummy blowjobs.Monty gave you the seal of approval because you were cheaper that Gumgadin.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:42,
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we were lol'ing at that last nighthe gets so upset about it, his little face is a picture.
I don't think he likes to think he looks like the kind of punter who is seeking an inter-racial gob job at 7am.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:43,
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But I want him to come again(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:45,
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I'd like to meet him IRL and I'd buy him a pint.He seems like an alright sort.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:37,
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Awww, thanks everyone*looks down at feet and shuffles uncomfortably*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:39,
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By my reckoning that's at least five pints you'd be in for if anyone could be bothered to travel that far north(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:51,
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Chin up, lad.One of life's important lessons is learning to take a compliment on the chin.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:53,
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I am genuinely chuffed at the responses(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:54,
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alrightBut it's sporty that owes me a pint, not the other way round.
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no, from that time I recommended a solution to his mortgage situation.He is now quids in.
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Started negotiations with my tenants for them to buy itThey seem to want to pay approx £20,000 more than I thought, so thats a good start
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:51,
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It was valued at 250k about 15 months ago(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:52,
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Trouble is, thats a bad price for stamp duty woes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:52,
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This is the planI'll save £6k by waiting until next Feb on mortgage penalties and also cash on estate agents too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:55,
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Why not keep it as a long term investment?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:58,
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I want the equity to build an extension on the house we are in nowLong term I want another property to let out.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:02,
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might be worth getting planning permission before selling; just in case you can't get it, then you can keep the place. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:03,
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Thats already sorted3m extension doesnt need it.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:06,
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oh man, property chatThe 250k thing shouldn't be an issue. The house diagonally across from mine just sold. It was on at 250k and sold in 9 days. The for sale sign hadn't even gone up, it sold that quickly.
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Yeah, but that's probably to do with your local windmill and the new high speed rail link(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:19,
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OIwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2220816
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:21,
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awright GormoYeah that looks alright. Rory is also a dnb head, I fink he's more into Moving Shadow and Reinforced.
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Tracklisting here...Moving Shadow had some fantastic releases too.
www.amazon.co.uk/Suburban-Base-Records-Hardcore-1991-1997/dp/B00I62LQAM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392992572&sr=8-1&keywords=suburban+base
I've pulled the trigger on the preorder.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:24,
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Just call him a prick and leave it at that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:33,
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Also there's rumours they might be releasing a MA2 Bomber jacket.Imagine that!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:26,
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I would meet him but he would have to travel up the A1 to where the inlaws liveThey I would by him a pint, well probably half a pint if he is driving
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Which I think is gay slang(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:18,
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Which you probably already knew(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:18,
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Because you are a gay(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:19,
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There was a show on the other night about inappropriate relationships between teachers and pupilsand one of the stories happened at the school at the end of my road! Imagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:14,
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The one where he eloped with her, then got arrested?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:16,
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The balding, persian looking guyInteresting show though. It's on 4OD for those that missed it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:19,
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It's a euphemism.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:18,
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I've already met him, think he's a good laugh, even if his accent makes him near incomprehensible(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:01,
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