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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright cock jockeys?I am dying of a cold. What are you dying of?
Alt: did I ever tell you about the tregorny tree fayre?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 7:59,
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Can't be Monty, he killed himself.No-one on here ever deletes an account then comes back.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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I hope you don't get bullied for being the new boy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:03,
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we didn't have fags at my schoolsYou're thinking of Repton style establishments.
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good luckI hope they like you just as much as we all do...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:06,
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they'll have heard the slap slap slap of a pair of clown feet approaching, and legged it (
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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Cancer.Alt: Is Tregorny anywhere near Treworgey?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:03,
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No - do tell us - it sounds fascinating.All rustic and real, because it's spelt "fayre" instead of "fair".
Like those pubs - you can guarantee it's original if it's called Ye Olde.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:07,
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so..... many......... strikethroughsimma go with "cock" in the first instance
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:10,
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May I be the first this week to sayYou're a fucking idiot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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i don't think you thought my joke through properlyit works on many levels. eg, you have a tiny cock, so you need more cock. and you are a raving bender, so you need more cock.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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So - two levels, then.Ah'm oot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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he also needs more protein in his diet, so...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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So ... he should eat some eggs?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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or some more chickenand as they tend to kill the male chickens for food, that would be........ go on, you can do it..........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:18,
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Gallucide?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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I did see through your attempt at a 'joke'.You fucking idiot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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I met Windy Pig yesterday. Top chap. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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berk says he's lovelyi'm seeing lusty for lunch today too. love that girl, she's a star.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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I think he was terrified when he met berk(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:22,
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Doesn't look good, admittedly.You going about your daily business and some chick you've never met before comes up to you in your place of work and asks if you're that guy off the internet.
I understand he clamed down when he realised he wasn't imminently going to be a stabbing victim, though.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:42,
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She is, what is referred to in certain social circles as,a "spinner".
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:50,
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I was dying over the weekendProper sweating/cold shiver job all Saturday night
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Nope
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:40,
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Time for another storming?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:44,
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tggi^Due to illness this weekend I've lost 5lb though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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It's been a long time since a completely un-distinctive, boring, middle of the road background pop bandgot this far up my nose.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:45,
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Genuinely never heard of them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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You probably have the good sense not to put Radio 1 on during your drive to work.I am not nearly so clever.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:48,
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Is Radio 1 still going?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:49,
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It is. They even let Northerners play records on there using their actual native accents.It's gone to the dogs.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:50,
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There appears to be a disproportionate amount of presenters from the Greater Manchester area on 6 MusicThat said, they seem to have forced Laverne through some elocution lessons to make at least some of what she says intelligible.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:00,
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so, one of your lot then(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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I always preferred Marie Du SantiagoShe was alright for a fat lass
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:10,
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I used to see the ginger bloke around all the timeHe is a bent as a nine pound note
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:12,
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He's Laverne's brother ain't he?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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That Grimshaw cunt makes me want to kill childrenIt was bad enough before he turned up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:50,
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I don't mind him so much.I didn't mind Moyles either, really.
Given that I'm not really interested in talk radio, nor the discography of Wet Wet Wet, nor adverts, I really have little choice in radio station.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:52,
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The drivetime/breakfast shows aren't sport(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:54,
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Radio 4 Today programme is the way forward.
I also have that as my alarm for the morning at 6 which means I always wake up to the phrase.
Welcome to Today
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I see Radio 5 the same way that I regarded Channel Five when it was launched:There's nothing wrong with the four we have, let's leave it at that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:56,
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After this statement you are dead to meMoyles was a cunt of the highest order (a tax dodging cunt too)
and Grimshaws only redeeming feature is he is not Moyles
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See before that too:Zoe Ball
*shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:54,
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Zoe Ball would get it from me. Right up the dung funnel.^ Banter ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:56,
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I'd rather fuck her dad.In fact, I'd rather her dad fuck me.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:57,
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Liking dung funnel but not Zoe BallAt all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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I like Zoe Ball then.But not now.
Fatboy Cook lols
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:03,
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Not for meShe looks like a bloke with tits
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:04,
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That's what I like about her.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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They just don't bother me.In fact cuntishness often makes me laugh.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:55,
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^ ThisThe kids don't seem to be down with me any more
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:48,
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i am dying of a heart attack after the kitchen quotes, they're like fucking telephone numbersi don't think that the outstanding ones from smallbones and poggenpohl are going to be any cheaper, somehow. and my sister-in-law is nagging me to get rid of the pink smeg and have a built-in American one. gah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:13,
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I paid about 13K for my last kitchen and that was small(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:15,
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this is exactly what frog saysgranted mine is a fairly big room, with high ceilings that mean an extra row of cupboards, but half of it is the dining area, so they're not fitting out the entire thing. which makes it an average sized kitchen. robbing fuckers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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Is this from that twit that came round when I was there?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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poor man! i think he's sweetdeluded but sweet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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He WILL have given you a ludicrous price because you are a fucking idiot.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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I'd certainly charge extra for that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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She's a salesman's dream, what those of us who have worked in sales call a 'mug'.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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that's because i smile sweetly and hand him over to my dadwho has been known to make grown men cry when he "negotiates".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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Mrs Cow has these negotiation SKILLZ(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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when my parents had the garden redesigned, my mother had to leave the roomI inherited her softasshite, not my dad's hardass, sadly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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My first raised bed in the garden is now completeOff into town to buy seeds to plant now. Kids want those purple carrots
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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Is that how she negotiated you into marriage and two calves?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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It's because you say stupid things and indicate that they have to do next to nothing to make a sale.It prolongs the process and getting 'daddy' to 'negotiate' more than likely will not result in the lowest price you could have achieved by being open in the first place.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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IT'S CALLED BEING POLITEI UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WOULD KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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YEAH WHAT WOULD I KNOW I ONLY SOLD KITCHENS FOR 3 YEARS(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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Polite does not equal cheaper(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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he lets the door slam in my face and then farts in it :((
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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I used to be one of them.Now it's very rare anyone gets an upsell out of me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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Solid wood unit/granite is expensive(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:26,
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i definitely want solid wood and graniteand I definitely want decent appliances.
but they should still give them to me for free. or something.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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problem sovled... Value Pricewww.tescokitchens.com/latest-kitchen-offers.html?gclid=CKHexajE5LwCFcuWtAodokoAEg
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dear god no!someone recommended howdens, but it seems that those buggers only sell to the trade.
i am not rough trade, whatever you might have heard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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Howdens do cheap, OK and expensive rangesMy current kitchen is from there (cheap one until extension is done)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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I'd be tempted to try and fit it myself.I've never done one before, but given that I successfully plugged in a washing machine the other weekend, I'm pretty sure these hands are capable of anything.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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Kitchen fitting is basically big LegoIts the electrics/plumbing that are the fuck on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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Nah, that's Duplo you're thinking of.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:33,
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mr b3th is accomplished at electrics and plumbing, to his credit.Over the past 15 years I've helped him do so many repairs, I'd feel relatively confident having a go at some jobs myself.
Also, morning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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I am an artist.Mere plumbing holds no fear for me. Electrics, though, those I'm terrified of.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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and rightly soGet Windy to help
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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I find the problems arise when you start mixing the two.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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this must be why the moron who had my flat before me, and who specialised in bodged DIY,decided that the perfect place to put the dishwasher was IN FRONT OF the electric meter. when I had the rewiring done when I bought it, it took the electrician bloody ages to find it. he couldn't get over the stupidity.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:40,
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I'm fine with the theory behind it.I understand it. I know how it flows and what current and ampage and wattage all mean. I understand why American appliances in British sockets just pop and why British appliances in American sockets burn the house down.
When it actually comes to sticking my hand in there, though. No.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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so do magnet"purely" "essential" and "totally" or something.
or "top", "middle" and "bottom" as I like to call them. rip Barrymore.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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i used to think he was quite hotback when he was young and straight, and I was about 12
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:40,
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Christ, and I thought I had shit taste in men...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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If you see a painted sign at the side of the road....(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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Tiredness. Too much booze and crap food over the weekend.I did go for a nice walk yesterday.
Is it not Friday yet?
Good luck Doozey.
Alt. Sounds shit
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:50,
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Fuck that shit, how's the garden?!?!??!??!?!??!??!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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Yeah its been strimmed to grass roots level by two Irish gypsies fresh of the boat. Jobs a good un.I still need to clear it all.
They offered me a jet wash of the concrete for £100 but it's nowt a broom and a bit bleach cant fix.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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Morning JayStart a new thread please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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