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gid moaningTuesday eh? Who likes Tuesdays?
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Tuesdays are alright in my bookHow's the new job?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 7:58,
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yeah good taInteresting work, more pay, fewer hours, great boss.
Even if he is in the unenviable position of looking like Battered.
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Depends if I'm working or not, innit.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:06,
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The Boomtown Rats less successful... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:18,
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it's one of the shittest 'jokes'Not Battered's one here, just the general format of the joke.
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i've got tomorrow and thu offso this one will be hideous, but worth it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:21,
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i've got tomorrow and thu offso this one will be hideous, but worth it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:29,
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I preferred trying to work out what you meant by 'centreboar' before the edit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:39,
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AS IF! I can count the days of holiday I have taken since 15th October 2012 on one hand.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:39,
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Good news! My car insurance has reduced by £130!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:37,
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That's because you've moved to civilisation. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:38,
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It may be because I have to re-apply for my license every three years, what with me being a head spacker.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:43,
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Of course. In case you have a turn and career off the road into a bus stop. (, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)
I'm hoping for a muslim primary school. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:47,
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WRONGHOLELOLSIts a small exhaust port, just below the main port
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:53,
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It's only a 1.6, plus low annual mileage and 9 years no claimsGonna need something bigger I reckon, a6 avant maybe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:44,
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Depends what I can get engine size and mileage wise for a budget(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:49,
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Just buy a brand new one you fucking miser.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:50,
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I don't think I'll ever buy a new carMassive waste of money, at least get a year old one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:50,
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When I bought mine it was three years old with 20k miles on it.2.4 turbo diesel, auto, leather, nav etc.
Brand new = £36k.
I paid £16k.
There are some good deals around if you know where to look.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:51,
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I wouldn't have a manual in London. Stop, start, all the time with the traffic. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:58,
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Yer me neitherThey are for old people and girls
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:59,
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I have the V60. R-Type 2l Diese Turbo. It's a bit smaller but plenty big enough.
The V70 is the full family size.
Both are nice.
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There was some burglary as you can imagine I guess there was some domestic violence and other shit in the affordable housing; on the whole it was very safe, SO19 had a base there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:02,
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I'm really looking forward to going for a pint with 'Doctor Best Troll' this weekend!(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)
all I do at weekends is sit in the York Tap, waiting for b3tans who never turn up(, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)
I dont mind them, truth be toldMorning Doz-1
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:52,
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So, pancakes?I'll go for honey, and fruit. And none of the ghastly premixed shit.
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Sugar and lemon is the only correct answer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:56,
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This.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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Nutella FTWGolden syrup
ham/cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:56,
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Savory pancakes on pancake day are bullshit. Savoury pancakes on Average Day are good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:10,
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Last year we had savoury pancakes for dinner then sweet ones for after(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:11,
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^TGGI(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:12,
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Not that I used those premixed ones, ain't they just flour and baking powder mixed up?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:10,
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How fucking lazy is that though?Its not really THAT hard to mix flour,egg and milk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:14,
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Gonz likes to use premix as it's easier to add the cat litter & deep fried radishes to the dish. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:16,
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It adds both crunch, pepperiness and texture(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:17,
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We ain't in WW2 times, no need for powdered egg or milk.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:21,
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I'm taking a different approach to pancake day; using the batter to make toad in the hole. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:12,
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Flambéed Grand Marnier, sprinkled with caster sugar as it burns.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:21,
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But yeah, sugar and lemon is best(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:22,
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My mate said "Tuesdays are like Mondays, only worse, because you don't even have the weekend to talk about."He's a miserable bastard, though - I see it as a day closer to Friday.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:06,
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My car definitely has a driver operated clutch, using a 'foot pedal'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:17,
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No, I'm joining in.Do you have an hand operated accelerator?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:18,
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I have electric mirrors!And, check this; they're heated too!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:24,
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Oh man.My stupid old R reg shitheap barely has central locking. Doesn't even have power steering, ffs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:28,
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My old car had an electric sunroof! The new one doesn't have one, but it does have air-con!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:30,
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My first car didn't have aircon and the blowers were shitOn a long drive you'd lose about 1/2 a stone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:30,
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^Downside of living in the North and not being able to open your windows for fear of a car-jacking, right here.(
Kroney, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:32,
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I hate driving with my windows open(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:33,
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Because you get assaulted by Scouse heroin rapists who nick your car and ear fuck you.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:34,
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I like to hang my head out whilst driving. Actually thats the dog :((, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Mine has a button on the boot lid, which makes the car close the boot but itself!Which is quite useful when you've got a toddler in one arm & nappy bag in the other.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:32,
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I need to press mine down to start the car(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:18,
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I keep doing it automatically now in the Mrs' car(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:21,
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It started with a woman suing Audi cos she started her auto in Drive with her foot on the acceleratorshot straight through the back of the garage and killed her husband. Judge ruled it was Audis fault not hers for not being able to drive.
Same as the guy who went into the back of his RV on the interstate to make a brew, cos he thought the cruise control was autopilot so he didn't need to carry on driving.
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Why do people still park their cars with it in gear?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:30,
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I have NEVER done this, but I dreamt I did it last night. Your post has reminded me. Spooky.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:30,
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wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:32,
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I do it on a hill because I don't trust a 25 year old handbrake.But then I am also clever enough to take it out of gear, or engage the clutch, before starting it.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:30,
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I bet you put your seatbelt on as you are driving away(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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mr b3th puts his on about two thirds into his journey, the massive twat.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:36,
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No, I do that beforehandsince holding the socket in one hand, the belt in the other and looking down whilst jabbing ineffectually often ends in a bus stop massacre.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:36,
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This pleases meI hate people doing that. For some reason, it really fucks me off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:37,
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Who cares about a load of bus wankers though?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:38,
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my dad always leaves it in reverse, or in gear if he's facing uphillit's a hangover from having saabs, in the 70's when you had to do that, apparently. he chooses to ignore the fact that these days he has a modern automatic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:33,
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I thought it was something to do with the car not wandering off if the handbrake fails, or whatever.I do it, but mostly because I never remember to take it out of gear when I park up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:33,
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i always get mad when people pull up the handbrake against the ratchethorrible sound
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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Is that actually actually true?Because that's weapons-grade retard behaviour from all concerned.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:30,
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Doris had one of them 1 series Beemers for a hire car a month back.Hold the clutch down and press a start button to turn the engine over. What a palava. What's wrong with an ignition key? You can't just hotwire cars from the ignition stalk anymore.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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The keys go on the wrong side tooTakes some getting used to
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:24,
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I burned the clutch out on a hire car once.A purple Nissan Primera.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:20,
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I'm gutted I missed it.I thought I'd make an early start at work, instead. What a cunt, eh readers?
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Kroney, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:20,
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my first car was a 1971 beetleit was fucking awesome. but the pedals in those old beetles are at a really steep angle, you have to have your knees bent to drive. and apparently you have to double de-clutch, whatever that means, I just did it instinctively, as the fucking thing stalled all the time otherwise.
amazing car though, even if it did break down every 5 minutes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:34,
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I don't have a favourite or a least favourite dayMy favourite colour is beige.
'alright'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:19,
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Tuesday is my day offso I like it very much.
No pancakes for us tonight. I'm sticking a nice beef casserole in the slow cooker.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:20,
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Because stupid people keep phoning me upand asking me to do things for them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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Is a slow cooker the same as a casserole dish in a low oven?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:29,
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It's pretty much the same, except you have to talk about it on the internet more(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:31,
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Got itI just wanted make sure I was correct in my assumption that slow cookers are for idiots
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:32,
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MorningI do, means that I have some decent TV to watch tonight.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:22,
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5 mile run for me tonight, followed by Holby(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:22,
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I think if the highlight of my day/week was a tv programme I'd reconsider my options(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:27,
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So far so goodI was knackered all day yesterday so ended up going to bed at 11 and not getting up until 7:15 which means I'm bright-eyed and perky today for the first time in ages.
Also have tomorrow off, which is nice. Not going to CentreParcs though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:24,
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You are missing outCenterparcs is nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:25,
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Are you two talking about anal sex here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:26,
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I imagine it's full of kids,and therefore shit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:26,
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It is but there's loads of cool woodland to wander roundand ducks and squirrels!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:27,
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Thinking about taking micro later this year. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:30,
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She will love itNot sure about the southern ones but the Whinfell forest one is brilliant for kids. Massive indoor pool, kids slides, waves, the lot. She'll see loads of animals and have a great time
100% COW RECOMMENDED
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:31,
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It's either centreparcs or swipe's dad's place in Cornwall, which looks excellent. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:33,
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It's going to be difficult to negotiate one trip, let alone two...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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one this year, one next yearor one with micro, one with a mate.
I keep meaning to go to the Cornish place by myself for a few days. nothing but empty cliffs and beaches and a metric fucktonne of books to read in the sunshine. glorious.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:39,
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I'd choose the real seaside over Butlins any day(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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Pro - Nice beaches and all that.Con - You'll be closer to me and all my CRLA mates.
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Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:36,
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Also - I doubt centreparcs does hogs pudding. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:38,
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That could work - as long as your wife doesn't throw things at me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:48,
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Pancake day is a bullshit holiday made up to sell more pancake day cards(
Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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I make pancake day cards now, they ones you buy in shops aren't nearly as nice. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:36,
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I draw a picture on the inside, write a message on the outside, then 'flip' it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:38,
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Instead of sending out pancake day cards I donated some eggs, milk and flour to an african village in their names.(
Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:38,
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I bought a few suspended pancakes for the homeless this morning.(
Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:43,
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FAT TUESDAYIt's my birthday today. Who wants to give me a little kissy kissy on my mouth?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:48,
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Joyeux anniversaire, mon petit choux(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:52,
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Would someone other that Jason, Swipe or Dozer please start a new thread(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:51,
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Is if by magic, the sportsthread arrived(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:53,
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