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Lunch? I'm having Amstel, probably followed by a wank.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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wanker
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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This has never been in doubt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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sammich, crisps, irn bru
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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£3 Tesco deal?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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co op
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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I might pick up a bottle of their fair trade Carmenere, it's alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:42,
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Sounds like a Cockerney pick up line
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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That sounds like a good idea.
EDIT: Except for the Amstel bit - I'm going to have beer instead.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:36,
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Stilton and biscuits
I really want to go to a pub with a nice garden and sit out in the sunshine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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the Lib Dem spring conference is being held in York this weekend and it looks like attendees are staying at the Hilton
Anyone got any messages for Cable, Clegg and Alexander? I''ll pop over to Tower Street this weekend and pass them on.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:40,
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Why don't you take them some principles and a backbone?! Right, kids?!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:43,
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maybe I could pass on your fondest regards instead, eh?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:47,
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No words, but if I supply the dynamite will you light fuse?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:48,
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is this a witty nod to Guy Fawkes being York's most famous son?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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Witty? Battered?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:50,
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hey, I have high expectations
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:51,
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High? Battered?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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Git.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:00,
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St Peters don't burn a Guy on their bonfire.
It's frightfully bad form to burn an old boy, you see.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:02,
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What, him off of Buzzcocks?
He looks about 12 you NONCE!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:43,
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haha!
Alright stuj?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:46,
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spunk is good for the complexion, or so I hear
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:55,
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Amstel is a massive wanker so this explains his Peter Pan like appearance
The massive wanker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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stephen mulhern as well, lots of those tv gays have childlike faces
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:00,
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Who is the prick with the curly hair who was on a Barclaycard ad?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:04,
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shaft
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:05,
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sorry, I mean rowan atkinson
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:05,
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Stephen Mangan
CUNT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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dunno, haven't watched telly since 2006

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:14,
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Thai green curry soup
It was "shit"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:55,
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bombay mix sandwich
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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crunchy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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Chicken Kiev Butty
Alt: Chicken Kiev Butty
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:02,
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and three cans of Monster
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:03,
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Munch
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:04,
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monster munch has me on 2.0 :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:06,
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she's a sensitive soul that one
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:08,
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doesn't like comedy racism on a satirical website
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:09,
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typical jeg
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:10,
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That's a bit much innit?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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I never drink energy drinks, they are terrible for one's guts
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:13,
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Do your guts give you problems too? Maybe you should see a doctor.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:27,
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No, I changed my mind, i'm having a Itsu pot noodle with some ham/chicken/kimchi mixed in.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:11,
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and two cans of red bull and three Regal King Size
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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As your crap online doctor, IApprove.
Cooking with daughter, so it will probably be some mad pizza.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:07,
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have you booked a better hotel yet?
That Travelodge is in the worst possible location.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:08,
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I didn't realise the place was hosting a party conference this weekend.
Cunts.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:13,
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have you looked for places on Fossgate or Holgate Road?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:13,
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I haven't looked for anything, she booked it mate. Paid too, so I ain't complaining. Might see if she fancies driving too
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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haha!
Parking in the centre is well expensive and Copmanthorpe is way too far to walk.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:18,
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Ham and cheese sandwich b2b tomato soup.
Now I'm yamming one of these:
www.alfturner.com/media/41/41-alf_scotchegg_banner2.jpgThey're the future!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:09,
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ken fit i miss aboot aberdeen?
Butteries.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:11,
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WTF is a buttery?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:13,
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it's a pastry roll with extremely high fat content
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:14,
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I'm in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:17,
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Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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I get this
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:09,
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i do not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:11,
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Metallilols
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McChinaman banned, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:21,
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To me they were like stail cruisonts that have been deep fried.
I don't get when people go mad after them, they're nothign special at all.
Fucking loved those Potato Farfles things though
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:29,
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I've not had a buttery in ages.
Aberdeen is the only place I know of that sells lasagne pies though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:14,
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macaroni pies are quite common up there
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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Centerparcs in the Lakes does too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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Ahh... drunken rapids.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:19,
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d +t
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:28,
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Down market shitpit Iceland sells chicken tikka lasagne.
WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:16,
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They also sell wotsit flavoured chips.
That said, I have made a pseudo-lasagne out of chilli, tortillia and sour cream before.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:17,
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for fuck's sake
that's almost as bad as a pizza topped with miniature pies
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:18,
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I find it very hard to believe that Iceland does anything right.
DJ worked there when he was at school. They used to sell chocolate flavour peas and carrots.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:23,
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Feed a family for a few quid though, you should go on one of those Poverty Safaris they're talking about, it'll blow your mind.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:30,
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I'm aware of poverty; Monty is a friend of mine.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:40,
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hahaha
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:48,
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there is a website
where a bloke eats and rates all of that low rent shite. its quite funny
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:47,
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Link please
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:49,
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cant remember it
it was one of those that I link surfed onto... I will have a butchers and see what I can dig up.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:52,
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If you look on Page 2 he mentions reading B3ta
whilst waiting for a corned beef hash to microwave.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:17,
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Former Aberdeen resident here (and frequent pie eater)
Those things were amazing.
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McChinaman banned, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:24,
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I miss bridies.
Can't get them anywhere down here. I have seen scotch pies in the supermarkets though, but they're not as nice.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:22,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:13,
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^ happy
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:14,
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Today is almost over
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:16,
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Friday is my evening shift, so it doesn't finish till nearly midnight.
Don't mind, though, because it feels like a day off for the most part.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:24,
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Beer tonight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:28,
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All I've had so far today is a can of Diet Pepsi.
Probably ought to have some lunch at some point. Although the idea of you having a furious drunk anger wank has put me right off eating.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:21,
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Hi swipe!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:31,
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I know, it's starting to sound that way, isn't it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:34,
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I'm missing out on valuable pub time here
*shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:35,
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Pizza news.
Cheese, tomato, sausage, yellow pepper, onion, and sweetcorn. For once, a reasonably sane choice, no Smarties in sight :)
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:37,
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That sounds rather nice actually
Well done small Doc
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:39,
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Needs more olives and anchovies.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:40,
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Yep
Chilli too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:44,
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TGGI
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:48,
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Damn right
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:04,
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aShe doesn't like any of these unfortunately.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:50,
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olives are shit
anchovies are shit unless cooked into things.
hth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:51,
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such as pizza?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:04,
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only if you want it to smell of decaying fish
*insert YM joke here*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:08,
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i inserted my penis into your mum last night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:13,
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textbook
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:23,
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nah, they sit on pizza's like little fishy turds
but in the base of a sauce they are alright
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:08,
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Combine the two. Amstel is wank.
Bacon and cheese on toast and a mug of builders'
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:45,
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is this still limping on?>
I'm drinking a Brakspear Oxford Gold in teh sunshine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:49,
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Lovely. One of the things I dislike about London is it's difficult to find a good boozer with a garden.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:50,
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I'm at home as "working"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:52,
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Shouldn't you be rubbing curry into your wife's chuff or something?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:51,
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shouldn't you be changing your husband's nappy?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:53,
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Home made sweet chilli chicken stir fry, washed down with water
Alright?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 13:57,
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alright pick and mix thief
how's congleton/card making/debt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:03,
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I had a hot dog from the M&S food hall
had to wait fucking 20 minutes, the disorganised shower.
They're all a bunch of Copper NanoTubes.
media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-06-at-4.56.00-PM.jpg
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:13,
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Totez had a couple of pints for lunch.
Ace.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:26,
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