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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This place looks lovely.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-26472423
lesbian capital :) where would you like to live, apart from where you do now?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:44, 140 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd rather not live in the lesbian capital.
Bunch of butch dykes and no chance of a shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)
They may let you watch though :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
If those movies are to believed they get bored of it after a few minutes and end up sucking some guys cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Brilliant lesbians.
They love teh cock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)

movies

documentaries
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
You're making the classic error
of assuming all lesbians look like the ones on 'the internet'.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Do they all look like YM then?
Bleeeuurgh.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Given that MM is over 70 and a chain-smoker, pretty much.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
my dad's family are all from todmorden, a couple of miles from there
you could get a really lovely terrace from about £80k upwards.

bit inbred, though. i'm lucky my dad cast his net 10 miles further to meet my ma.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Dreadful provincials.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
BGB's from Todmorden
Trufax
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Who?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Ex poster.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Ah, ok.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Big girls blouse
She's dead now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Killed by CQ, so he could wear her skin

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

"You breathe a word of this to anyone, you mincing fucking CUNT and I will tear your fuckin' skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fuckin' Rhapsody, right? Now get out of my fucking sight..."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
That escalated fast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
i fucking love a bit of malcolm

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

mal ol u
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
speak for yourself, pervy mcpervson

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Was ashe a lesbian then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
She looks like one. Of the butch variety.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Dungarees and a skinhead then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
shut it, lewisham

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Leiwsham in London you mean.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
well, not really
anywhere that you have to go through catford to get to = unfortunate

I was driving to see my friend in Bromley once. I got to catford, and a group of boys pelted my car with snowballs for "being a posh cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I do like Yorkshire.
Done a fair bit of walking there.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

l n
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)
That too

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I could quite fancy Scotland.
Failing that, New Orleans.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
The Scotch are miserable bastards.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Good whisky, though.
And that girl off that sci-fi programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
So the gist is
to combine Leeds/Bradford, Manchester, Liverpool and all their surroundings into one giant city?

That'll go well.......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
And it still won't be as big as London.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Yeah, cos Leeds, Manchester and Liverpool all get on so well

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
No inbred cross border rivalry there

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I currently live in London.
I'd like to live almost anywhere south of the M4 and west of the M25.

Because everywhere else is all barren brownfields, coal dust and flat caps. Grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
tggi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
I'd live in several places if I could afford it - travelling to get the best weather
Adelaide in Australia, Koh Samui, South of France. Even Ukraine, once they stop shooting each other.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
AsOpprosed to Adelaide in Iceland?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)
As opposed to English?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Shes that fat singer int she

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
As opposed to....
...Adelaide in:-
Colorado
North Dakota
Eastern Cape
Ontario
Nunavut
etc etc
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
pfft
Like Colorado is a real place
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Yeah
any fule no it's a kind of beetle.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Point taken.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
It looks like I may well be moving to Edinburgh.
Latest correspondence: 'my client is actively considering relocating to Edinburgh'.

This is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Sounds like a play to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
She claims it a financial thing; rent out her place in London, get somewhere in Edinburgh & use the difference as an income.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
aShe sounds a first class shit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Shit
Not good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I am slightly stressed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I bet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)
on the plus side
due to the poor diet the locals are shrivelled so you will be a giant.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)
is she likely to be bluffing? what does she have down here as opposed to up there?
obv family up there, but course down here. what about friends etc?

even more reason to go for shared custody.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
She has a lot of friends up there that she is in regular contact with - a lot of extended family as well.
She stopped me from seeing micro again on Friday & my solicitor is currently trying to negotiate contact for this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
she's not helping herself at all by stopping access
it sounds to me as if Edinburgh is a response to your suggestion of shared access. however, it might well be one that she could pull off, given her connections up there.

urgh, she's dreadful :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
It's definitely a response to that. Problem is, if I'm lucky it would take 4 months to get the court to consider an application; she could up & go at any point.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Step one : get a very dark spray tan
Two: convert to Islam
Three: kidnap daughter and run to Iran
four: get harem of sex slaves
five: ?
Six: prophet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
sixlol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I cant tell a lie, I was quite pleased with myself for that one

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I clicked I like this 'cos I liked this and everything

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
\0/

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
I heard you were going to get bored of being a father soon, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
IANAL
but I'm pretty sure she can't take micro to Scotland without your permission, due to the different legal system up there?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Pretty sure she doesn't need swipe's permission

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
this country would work a lot better if everyone needed my permission
for everything
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
She'll be stuck there if they gain independence, stuck with a load of Euros.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
she's a bit of a cow, isn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
^ tggi

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Deliberate move to the other end of the country? What a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
That sounds like a very sensible move to me
gives her independent income, keeps her child in touch with it's extended family. All round positive idea. Hope it works out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
On the plus side...Edinburgh bash.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
every cloud

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
So let me get this straight - you can fly to Poland to fuck prossies but not Edinburgh to see your daughter?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
i like where i live
I like Cheshire. I like Yorkshire. I could happily live in various parts of the states, or Australia. if you're a decent enough person, you can be happy and make a life anywhere, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I currently live
on the edge of the Lake District in an AONB, I think that's about as good as it gets in the UK.

Having lived in foreign lands I think that Britain is pretty spot on as a place to live, just couldn't live in a city again
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Britain IS a pretty spot-on place to live
I just wish the weather was better
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Lovely out there right now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Give it an hour.....

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Have you shit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
The Lake District is very much like YM
Wet 365 days a year.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I'll be travelling there twice this week
I'll pack the galoshes
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Its bonny at the moment
sun out
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I hate that bong eyed Dragons Den cunt.
How that face got the job of presenting is beyond me.
I really love living in Manchester. Plenty to see and do here.
Suppose I'd like to live near a decent coastline. Maybe Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Whitley or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Cullercoats or south Shields. I've told you before!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Manchester is good, thoroughly enjoyed my time there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
'that bong eyed Dragons Den cunt'
How did he get the job? Sucked the right cocks.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)
You wouldn't want a gob job off that ugly dullard.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
LIES
I have it on good authority that your lot will bum a man at the drop of a hat, quite literally if he has dropped his hat.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Not uggers though. Unless drunk or in a dark room.
Soz M8
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
So thats a yes then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
If all you can see is his arse, what difference does it make whether he's an uggo or not?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
If all you can see is arse you're doing it wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
If he just dropped his hat, you'll see precious little else
Do try to keep up Jason FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Yes, they should always go by appearance ahead of knowledge, ability or experience when it comes to choosing presenters.
Also, hasn't Cornwall suffered enough from flooding?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
If I am watching the presenter in high def on a large screen, they need to be pretty or a voiceover

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Theres plenty of Cornwall that didn't flood, I didn't see anything bad.
However we don't allow "those that can't whistle" here.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
You need to broaden your culture. Im sure it would look much better with a few lively decorated cocktail bars.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

tail bar
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)
*sprays glitter*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
*Paul Gadd Nonce*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I will be in Lanner in a couple of weeks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
And are you coming out for a few bevvys?
Camborne is pretty close.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
+to the 19th century

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Hey, i've made it past 30, I'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Bank Holiday weekend innit.
What's in Camborne?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
More pubs than Lanner. Oh and me, I'm in Camborne
I'm not really selling it am I!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
yeah you are
on every fucking street corner
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
You have the only Roman Villa in the whole of Cornwall.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
I didn't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
"those that can't whistle"
I heard another euphemism for screaming benderosity only yesterday...
'He's a worry to his mother'. I thought it was quite quaint, considering the flaming nature of the guy's obviously and proudly open gay lifestyle.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
if you havent seen this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhaXh1UY7-4
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Hey, I found quentin in the comments section:

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
^Flappychap^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
There is a difference between having an intercourse with a person of the same sex out of curiousity or lust and beeing a homosexual.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Yeah just because you like to suck a cock or two
doesn't make you a Dandy Camper
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Those in bed selfies are horrible*...
*I may have done one or two myself but I hate myself for it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
We've all seen your twitter pics, jase

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Stalkers.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Ifmoney were no object it would be France or Australia though. I'd be outta here FAST!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Can't abide the French.
Aussies are ok.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I wouldn't move to either country

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Poor Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
I like the lifestyle and the architecture.
Lovely cities, having a glass of wine on a street side cafe bar.
Suppose Italy does that too, with a nicer attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Belgium does that better than France and Belgium sucks ass.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Belgium has one nice city
and I got bored of their beer after a while. Started jonesing for something that wasn't fucking fizzy.

There's a sharp taste to it, too. Didn't like it. You get cheese with beer sometimes, though. I can get along with that as an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I liked Brugge and Leuven

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
alright
Gin update: it does have a comedy name. The Botanist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)
I like gin.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
you have sex with men

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
You got dumped by a hamster
+on
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Grace has only pood on me once.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)
did you ask her to?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
"open wide"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

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