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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Friday!I liv 4 da weekend, an every oda day in da week, coz if i didn id b dead, stupid fucker, i luv ta go out wif me m8s an av a gud time which i usually do, an gt pissd outa me tree, well i dnt av a tree bt if i did id gt pissd outa it!!
How about you?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 7:58,
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pub tonight, then town for a hip hop thing then a quiet weekend of study(, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:01, Reply)
im having a Folkestone b4ysh tonight just for meProlly drink some beer and watch a film coz thatz how eye role
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:04,
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Watch out Reading a shit ton of Mormoms is getting off this train(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:02,
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are mormons the polygamous ones?when i was but a small child with a massive head, a mormon man was obsessed with my mum. he used to knock on the door all the time and we had to pretend we werent in until a family friend 'had a word'. it was weird.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:06,
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It's almost like people that belief in a sky wizard are a little mentally unstable(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:07,
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there was another nutter who was drawn to my mum who later murdered someone.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:09,
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Mormons are weird.With their suits and their lapel badges and their black shiny shoes.
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they look like theyve just finished school(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:14,
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they have a church just up the road from me, I see them around pretty reggers(, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:16, Reply)
hey dont blame me for you being out of touch grandad(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:07,
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i expect you were loved and admired for that skill(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:10,
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I'm going to "work" outside in the sun todayas my boss is on holiday
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Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:07,
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beer garden at 4, thats my goal today peej, my focus, my drive(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:08,
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I'm aiming for an exit from cov by three, then train cans on the journey home Kill me now, please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:09,
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I'm going to sit in the sun all day, leave here at 15.45 and sit in the sun some more.And drink beer. Yummy yummy beer.
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Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:10,
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All I read there was, I can't proof read on my shit apple phone before hitting enterSOZ!
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Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:12,
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Even if I could I wouldntProof reading is for chumps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:13,
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You can edit but we know the truthbent spastification level 9 SSc's
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Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:11,
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given the strikethrough fail you have already achieved this morning, im not impressed(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:20,
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alright?Yer.
Going to the pictures this evening, then the weekend is for arsing about without a plan.
A guy on facebook I'm only friends with because we play one of those games where the more friends playing the better is a big fat red-faced American. Today I woke up to discover he's flown to the Phillipines and married a tiny gorgeous Filipino woman at least 10 years younger than him by the looks.
Living the dream!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:10,
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not as much as I used to, but I haven't binned off all the people I friended(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:13,
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alright yer. thinking of having a go yourself?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:11,
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looking at her pics he does seem to have got himself a bargain(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:14,
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Morningback on the 3 wood at the moment.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:17,
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I might put a film on and drink a bottle of wine. Or 2.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 8:24,
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I know the sun is the the arch enemy of gingers, but put a hat on and go outside(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:25,
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No. I'm staying in. Bollocks to you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 8:27,
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I'm outside at the moment, does that count? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 8:29,
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I have Sunburn on my arm like a trucker because I forgot my sunblock and did a lot of driving. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 8:34,
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Me too. Kind of.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 8:36,
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dont forget to remove all the light bulbs and take them with you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:33,
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A friend bought a house recently, And they'd dug out all the mature trees and most of the borders in the garden.
And the estate told him that one person even took up the floor boards.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 8:36,
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i know someone who moved in to find someone had taken the boiler(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:36,
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I viewed a house a few years back where the stairs had been removed.(
Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:41,
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I bought a house but when i moved in there were no walls or floors just a roof(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:43,
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it was a buy to let, these ppi phone monkeys have to live somewhere(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:47,
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i just cram a couple of dozen in at a time, thanks to the round the clock shift work they think there are only four of them(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:50,
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I know someone who removed the entire house(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:44,
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its good paying people to do work i view as beneath meedit: mistakenly view as beneath me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:35,
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I'm waiting at the train station to meet Nakers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:39,
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Wouldn't you be?Nakers is a fine specimen of a man
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:45,
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S'alright, I know what you look like(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:57,
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touch him on the cunt, see how he likes it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:43,
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He fucking loves it, the filthy perv(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:44,
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Where are you going today then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:55,
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Same place I always go, I dunno where it is really a taxi takes me there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:56,
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Isn't it a beautiful city?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:57,
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Do you *really* think this? Or do you just pretend to live somewhere nice like I do.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:58,
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It has a hidden beauty(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:03,
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So does F-Town, unfortunately it is hidden in the past.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:04,
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We were the city of the future onceOnly it turned out that 1960s architects didn't have a fucking clue about the future
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:07,
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The bits I see from th taxi really are fucking grim(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:03,
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the inlaws are flying over in 6 weeks.I've four days off work until then so my wife says she wants to redecorate, which means she wants me to change the laminates, skirting, doors and architrave throughout the house, replaster two rooms, change the light fittings in three rooms, repaper the hallway, retile the bathroom, returf the lawn, repair a broken fence panel, paint the shed and put a new front door on. Not sure what to do on Sunday though.
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Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:40,
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Things you'd rather do than chuck it up Swipe any more?(
Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:46,
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Good morning allI have Newcastle Brown arse
*parp*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:58,
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My stomach has been gurgling so much it woke me up several times last night. I think I might explode.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:59,
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I dont normally drink itJust seemed right to last night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:04,
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and meDouble Maxim is nicer than Brown Ale but you can rarely get that these days
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:08,
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Do you still get Newcastle Amber Ale?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:13,
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I've seen it in Sainsburys I think(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:15,
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I'm going round to a friend's house to drink all his single maltsthen heading to the pub followed by the curry house. It's the usual crowd of old workmates but I'm just hoping we don't go over the same old 'hilarious' war stories like we have every other curry night. "Oh man! 'member when Ian from accounts put his tie in the shredder!!! while he was still wearing it!!!"
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:11,
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I had to lol at our receptionist who was sorting the mail out and dropped a letter straight into the shredder(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:14,
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Some of them are quite pretty though!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:16,
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ha ha stupid bitches, no wonder they can't get a real job(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:17,
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The look on her face as the Barclays letter disappeared was excellent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:19,
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I surprised she didn't shove her hand in after it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:21,
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Tangles stood me up :(Now I know what it feels like to be dozer, I mean I don't know what it feels like to be a hamster abusing sk8ter man child, but I know how it feels to be abandoned
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:28,
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Just imagine how bad you'd feel if you'd also been given a bonus and discovered that you had to pay tax on it:(
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Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:29,
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I just drove past a ropey old pound shopThere was a large axe for sale in the window
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:32,
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i could only afford 40p of it but hey, a total scummer of about 15 shoved me out of the way so she could load all 3 of her ear-pierced crotchfruit onto the tube this morning, i'm sure she enjoys spending the other 60 whilst doing nothing all day...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:47,
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She probably lives in a full flat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:49,
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as she waddled over my foot with her legs that won't stay closed, i did wonder who the fuck had chucked one up her once, never mind three times(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:51,
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Could even have been three different men(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:52,
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probably for the best, he seems a bit weird(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:31,
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I hope you washed your hands afterwards
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:39,
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I have that on my desk :)Is there anyone on /ot you AREN'T stalking?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:25,
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A beard isn't just facial hairIt's a philosophy for life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:38,
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Too fucking itchyI cant go longer than about 6 days without shaving
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:43,
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It gets better on the seventh day(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:43,
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Yeah, I haven't checked, will print and submit the forms today.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:41,
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okay well im not shaving anymore, youll have to do it if you dont like it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:52,
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'What this? Oh I cutlery myself shaving'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:01,
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Swipe'll love it - all women love a man with a beard.They often pretend they don't, but really they do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:41,
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Its just being committed enough to outlast the 'itchy' stage that I fail on.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:42,
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Housemate broke another one of my possessions.No apology this time, not even an acknowledgement.
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Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:42,
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She's got nothing to lose now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:43,
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I've packed up all my stuff, now.Since she owns nothing of her own, it'll be takeaways for her for the rest of the tenancy.
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Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:50,
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Imma get naked and run up and down my stairs, masturbating furiously.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:04,
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CarefulYou'll not know if you are cumming or going
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:06,
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Sausage sarnies FTWFucking nom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:07,
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*sausage sarnie fives*White, butter, ketchup. No arguments.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:13,
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It's a gateway sauce.You'll be having stottie cakes and calling people "hen" next, you mark my words.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:23,
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^ Has his sausages on an artisan multi-seeded, low-GI, wank-biscuit(, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)
frog is spending part of his sunday making wheat free linseed crackers with mehe doesn't know it yet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:28,
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here you go100g ground flaxseed or nuts
100g seeds (eg mixture of sesame, sunflower and pumpkin seeds)
50g flour (vary with each batch: brown rice, gram or quinoa flour or a mixture )
Olive oil
Sea salt
tamari soy sauce,
fennel seeds
Mix all of the ingredients together with enough water to make a dough. Line a baking tray with baking parchment and placing another layer of baking parchment on top roll out the dough to form a thin layer (2mm thick). Bake in a hot oven (190 deg C) for approx. 20 mins until no longer soft. When cool break into ‘ryvita sized’ crackers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:37,
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Shut up, you disgusting Northern person.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:18,
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^ Dreadful prole(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:20,
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Butter?You fat bastard.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:27,
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The bizz lounge in Terminal5 is the nuts. Monty would have a heart attack if he saw how much and the variety of booze on offer.
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I loved California when I was there.San Francisco was excellent.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:26,
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god yes, i'd love to go backand san diego. san diego may be the perfect city.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:27,
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Did San Diego as well.Happy memories of sitting in the hotel hot tub with a few beers while Chris Isaak played a gig in the hotel's open air auditorium next door.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:29,
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the first time we went, we did a 3,000 mile tour from LA and round california, arizona, nevada and utahabsolutely amazing. but we all liked SF and SD best of all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:34,
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Yeah, we did a tour starting in SF for a few nights,then flew to Vegas, then LA and drove to SD. Tremendous experience. Tijuana was bloody scary, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:38,
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But the music is all so happy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:52,
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I will be on my way to SF in an hour. If they let me on the plane.
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Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:31,
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just hold it together mansoon you'll be on that beach
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:32,
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Taking the sprogs to see popular beat combo McBusted tonight. FFS.
Plus a heady mix of finishing the decorating, sorting out the garden/allotment, and a massive Sunday roast.
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This is one of the many reasons I decided to not have any kids.Not having to go and see shit musical acts ftw.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:21,
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I'm planning on taking my kids to see decent music when they're old enough(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:23,
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your idea of "good" music?being out in public with you?
CHILD ABUSE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:34,
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You are complaining about Tangles music taste? Hmmmmmmmm.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:36,
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She's just flirting with me m8, take no notice(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:41,
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Stepson's gone from listening to half decent stuff to 'Donk', ffs.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:25,
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He's a bit behind the times, isn't he?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:26,
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I have no idea how he came across it, but it's fucking annoying.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:27,
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Then he's doing the right thing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:28,
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He does listen to some shit speed metal as well.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:36,
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In his defence, my lad likes an eclectic mix of stuff, including stuff from his old man's collection.First track he ever selected from my iPod was Metallica's 'Welcome Home (Sanitarium)'
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He wanted you to just leave him alone(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:35,
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Look if I can't impose my musical taste on my own kids then who can I impose it on FFS?(, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I'll probably spend most of the weekend doing probate stuff.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:22,
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simpleeffective
offensive
would click again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:34,
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Hmmf.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:39,
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