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Seafood is shitalt: apart from fish fingers and taramasala
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:49,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Seafood is lovely you swipewrong(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:52,
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incorrect it's tastes and smells awful and has a shit texture, and annoying bones(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:53,
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Crap fish is like thatTry a proper tuna steak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:53,
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You are mum is smells awful and has a shit texture, and annoying bones(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:54,
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I vaguely remember quite liking sardines on toastBut yeah, fish is well shit unless coated in breadcrumbs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:52,
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do you not eat fish cos of you vegtarianism?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:52,
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It was the perfect excuse to never eat my mother's awful Fisherman's Hotpot ever again*shudders*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:53,
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Pescatarians eat fish, vegetarians do not(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:59,
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I would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:03,
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Technically I am an ovo-lacto vegetarian.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:03,
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I use them for making soup(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:05,
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Scallops?Mussels?
Shark?
Swordfish?
Octopus?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:52,
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Scallops? maybe
Mussels? - deffo not
Shark? - illegal prick
Swordfish? - like that's a real thing
Octopus? - HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN THEM WHY WOULD YOU TRY AN EAT ONE!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:54,
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Neither are most of the others I mentioned(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:56,
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I was about to post a similarly pedantic post about musselsThen I realised the thread is about seafood, not fish.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:57,
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MOSTThe clue is in the word MOST
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:02,
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I think he's operating above his normal level(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:04,
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EVIDENCE:b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2286651
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:04,
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i had a stroke thinking about you are mum(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:05,
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Well if I was boffing Swipey I'd be looking for inspiration elsewhere as well.(, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)
as i don't do old and scottishit's not something you need to worry about, really
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:18,
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Massive sadface right here.But incidentally, my current GF (if I'm not mistaken) is younger than you. And less fat and ginger.
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yes yes, i'm sure only supermodels are lining up to boff billy connolly 2(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:24,
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Billy Connolly? Is that the sum total of your knowledge of porridgewogland?(, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)
no, it's how i picture youall grey and angry and shouty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:26,
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Andyoutu.be/n327ncoU_ZU
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:30,
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Neither are scallops mussels or octopus but you answered them you fickle bastard.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:57,
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Moules marinière, perhaps.Never eaten any of the others.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:55,
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All of these please.Also:
Langoustines, mackeral (particularly barbequed), fresh sardines, crab, lobster, seabass, cockles, trout, sole, plaice and turbot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:56,
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I was buttraped for a langoustines in champagne sauce dish in Rome a few years agoIt was about £50 but worth every penny
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:59,
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Rome was fucking wonderfulI got more culture in a day than that time in the clinic after a night with you are mum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:18,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:56,
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Fish n' chips is nice.So is prawns and langoustines an ting.
And squid, if done nice.
And octopus - again - needs to be done nice.
And crab.
Alt: I saw that Jacob Rees-Mogg on Have I Got News For You last night - he was absolutely terrifying - he just needs the little moustache and the book of names.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:55,
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Rees-Mogg agreementHe clearly had no idea what was going on at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:57,
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I mean .. his joke about candles ... fair enough - self-effacing humour can be funny, but wow.He really was ... terrifying. In his look, his manner, and his hideously unquestioning sincerity.
"You don't HAVE to obey orders!"
"I LIKE orders!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:00,
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Yes - this.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:07,
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Like me, only funny.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:00,
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+ flavouredlets keep thinsg legal alright?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:00,
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that's my cock after a night at you are mum(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:01,
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Sounds like a terrible nightclub(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:03,
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I hope she cooks you lamb unlike you are horrible wife(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:04,
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Nakers please seek urgent medical assistanceI suspect you've had a stroke.
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That's you are mum after a night at my cock(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:07,
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I'm glad you've cleared that up for me.Which is EXACTLY what I said to the pharmacist after I got a dose from YM.
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frog is a spastic and I get the blame :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:11,
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I'll keep you are mum about it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:13,
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Damned with fainting praise(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:20,
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I like fish. I like you.
Let's not fight.
I might have a poo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 14:03,
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You're both sick and wrongThe girlfriend has made me some fucking excellent fish pies this week, although eating king prawn fresh out of the oven is not a good idea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:03,
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Are prawns supposed to be cold?I must have been doing it wrong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:05,
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:(I even typed less (fewer?) words.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 14:05,
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Daft Punks later work was inspired by Ape(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:19,
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Oven hot. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 14:05,
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Best Tonto joke"Buffalo. Come."
"How can you tell?"
"Ear stuck to ground."
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My mate got "Tonto's saddlebags" into the Profanisaurus(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:10,
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I've just read all of this in a kind of caveman voice(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:12,
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They retain heat really fucking well.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:06,
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that why I have installed them in my loft as crust -instal-acean(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:12,
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yor a bige bel. Tiem to stoppe, yor bin runneing Longe enof(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:16,
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Well cooked freshly caught fish is nomBadly cooked old rubbery crap is an abomination. (most octopus for a start).
Not keen on oysters and the like, if I want to eat stuff with the texture of phlegm I'll hoik my own dockers oyster, ta. Fresh crab on the other hand is delicious.
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I've only had cooked oysters in a Chinese restuarant in ManchesterThey were nice
12in13outlols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:11,
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You must be doing it wrong.Oooh. McDonalds *should* put chives in their cheese.
and meat in their burgers
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:09,
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I had the winner of Rupaul's Drag Race spoilt by the internet today.What have you had spoilt
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:11,
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Was it a bloke who should know better?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:12,
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america's next top model for drag queensat a guess
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:20,
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Seafood can be greatSome of it is awful (cockles, whelks etc) some is awesome (most fish) some is excellent even though it really shouldn't be (Razor clams - food of the gods).
But that's not what I came to talk about. We have a new laureate in our midst - the man who wrote the description of a poo which has caused me more mirth today than I've had all week - I give you 'A putrid, malevolent bum-Kraken'. Pure gold right there.
Take a bow Richard McBeef
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IF U LUV HIM SO MUCH Y DNT U MARY HIM GAYLORD(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:46,
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Oh Nakers, I used to like you.And I'm voting Windy Pig for mod, soz.
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Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:48,
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No wayI love windle, but let's not turn this into some tedious car enthusiasts forum.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:50,
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I WILL VOTE ACCORDING TO MY POLITICAL CONSCIENCE THANK YOU VERY MUCH(
Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:53,
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No way, I had a Tedious GT Estate back in 1997 as a company car, never again.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:54,
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Should have got the GTE. It used a supercharger not a turbo so you didn't get lag. Might get one once the kids have grown up and I don't need such a big car.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:58,
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YOU EAT SONG BIRDS DROWED IN BRANDY YOUR OPINION IS INVALID(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:52,
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Someone's been watching Hannibal(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:55,
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nope, i saw the film many years ago, not seen the TV program(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:55,
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Get yourself a copy of this if you don't have it:www.amazon.co.uk/Larousse-Gastronomique-Hamlyn/dp/0600620425
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:56,
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One of the best gifts I have ever been given. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:01,
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Why is it so difficult to find a decent hifi cabinet, eh?Answer me that.
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Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:58,
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because only prog rock listening long haired beardy twats wearing waistcoats and stone washed jeans still use "hi-fi"?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:00,
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I'm sure you could find something in 1990, probably in 'black ash'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:01,
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I need something to put the turntable on.This is srs bsns. Otherwise I'm going to have to put it on the floor, or a shelf, or something. Like a chump.
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Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:03,
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just get all your LP converted to MP3 then get an ipod dock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:04,
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If I wanted to do that, I could have not restored my grandfather's old turntable!Oh man, you could have saved me so much time :(
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Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:08,
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Suspend it from the ceiling using M10 threaded bar, will give you something to put the disco lights on too(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:04,
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Well how would I reach up to put a record on?I don't think you people are really trying to help at all.
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Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:10,
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Build one you limp wristed Mary. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 15:10,
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It might come to that.Which would be a pain. I really can't be bothered.
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Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:10,
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isn't that waht you wanted to do for a living?>(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:15,
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Yeah, he did mention this onceOnly he called it something like bespoke AV systems or some shit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:17,
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Try local charity shop that does furnitureIf they don't have an actual hifi cabinet they may well have something solid (ie not chipboard) you can convert easy enough.
I had an old wardrobe full of shelves for mine, hid it away nicely.
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I wanted something glass fronting as the mrs has a habit of flailing and falling over.I suppose I could take the drill to a display cabinet of some sort, but it'd have to be pretty deep.
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Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:17,
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nothing like filling your house with large sheets of glass when you have a quadrospazzed misses(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:18,
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this looks goodmight get my dad one for fathers day
www.notonthehighstreet.com/thesteakonthestonecompany/product/the-steakstones-steak-plate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:02,
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you need to goive her the children she so desperately wants first(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:03,
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Why doesn't she just hire a cleaner and get a boob job/ lipo like everyone else? (
Muns, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:06,
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haha just because you've ruined your life twice...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:06,
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When they aren't shitting on you or climbing into your bed at 6am(
Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:09,
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meh, bigest one is toilet trained so no poo there, and baby poo isn't too offensiveAlso they never climb in our bed at 6am as they aren't allowed.
Discipline Al, that's the problem with you lefties, you're just too soft
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:13,
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A good hard cunt touch soon sorts them out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:13,
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nearly got you thiswww.notonthehighstreet.com/nameyourball/product/personalised-cricket-ball
then i realised it would just end up at mine, annoying me...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:06,
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pfftName your ball
Destroyer and Punisher
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:10,
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Get yourself down jewsons for a paving slab and some 2 by 4(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:03,
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"sharing" food, lol.This slate fad is not relevant to my interests.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:12,
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£100 present for Fathers Day?!Fuck, when is it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:13,
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You're getting a shit £1 trinket, badly wrapped at school.Deal with it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:14,
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i bet he gets a "world's greatest dad" mug from Clinton's Cards(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:16,
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I got a t shirt last year with cookie monster on it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:21,
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My old man harped on about it being a celebration invented by card companies.Then had a sulk when I got him fuck all.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:40,
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you should see what he's bought himself and thinks my brothers and i are paying forsome stupid golf watch that tracks his balls. i think NOT. that is NOT how presents work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:30,
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