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The new Mastodon album comes out in a couple of weeks and I've just been listening to the latest singleIt's very good.
My computer screen stopped working yesterday so I ordered a great big new one which should arrive today.
What new things are you expecting soon?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:00,
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I've just had a new record delivered WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:03,
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No, but it is by an artist who was born in Coventry(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:05,
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I don't think there are any 'songs' on this record(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:19,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:24,
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Oddly enough I don't find this remotely insultingThere were a couple of tracks on our last album that you wouldn't really call songs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:28,
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As you mentioned Coventry, I should have realised that you meant criminal record. Apologies.
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Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:53,
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Robbie Williams lols(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:21,
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I should go home and make sandwiches, but instead I think i'll buy one from the supermarket.I'm so decadent
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Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:10,
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Maybe you should make the most of being able to nip home at lunchtime while you still can(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:11,
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Oh man, but what if I want to make the most of working opposite a supermarket while I still can?(
Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:15,
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Leftover roast chicken from yesterday's dinnerI "accidently" buy a larger chicken every Sunday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:13,
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I ordered Cards Against Humanity at the weekend, so I'm expecting that to arrive soon.My new game, speaker cable and charging packs all arrived this morning, which was nice. Looking forward to giving the game a good go.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:06,
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I played that a few weeks ago. It was lol.They should make a phone app for it so I can play over whatsapp or sutin.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:10,
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Light In Chains plays it online somewhere, can't remember where though(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:10,
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Googledhttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spartzinc.aah
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:12,
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Off Color is the google app I usedalso Pretend You're Xyzzy for browser based.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:44,
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I expected two new sofas and I now have themI'm also expecting a nice meal out on Wednesday for Mrs Cow's birthday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:08,
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I'm expecting a book, and new wallet and some char grilled Vietnamese pork and noodles(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:09,
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I'm going to assume this is a euphamism for you cheating on swipe with a vietnamese person.(
Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:10,
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No, it's food innit, sometimes you are really stupid.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:14,
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Sounds like rather nice food too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:16,
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It is, although I have deviated from the question slightly as it isn't 'new', I've had it before.Sorry if I have let anyone down, just wanted to be honest.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:18,
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I feel a little cheated here, but your apology has gone a long way towards making amends(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20,
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Thanks, I made a mistake. My TRU FRENDZ will stick by me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:21,
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Cor imagine if weed did just tumble slowly past your house in big clumps(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:38,
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"chicken"(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20,
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what do you think of the anti-homeless spikes story, mr al?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:17,
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I think they're quite an unpleasant idea.But presumably it's private property and they can do what they like.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27,
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I'm due a new mobile in the next couple of weeks. I'm thinking Galaxy S5. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:17,
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work gave me a galaxyit's fucking irritating
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:18,
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Oh you should have said before, perhaps by bellowing 'YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT' at it in some kind of menstrual display of complete over reaction and loss of control.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20,
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that looks like a totally legitimate websiteyou syllable spastic kent mouthwrong
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:33,
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I don't want another bloody Apple product. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:20,
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the iphone is a million times easier to usetyping on the galaxy is annoying
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:28,
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I think we can therefore safely assume, given your previous track record for being wrong on ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYTHNIGthat this means that the Samsung device is far superior in every single conceivable way.
Is it not pink enough, or something?
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they are both big, flat, shit and annoyinghow does that not make sense?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:32,
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And you've seen a picture of me?That either makes you
a) an internet stalker; or
b) an internet fantasist (see QOTW)
So which one is it?
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are you denying that your face is all of those things?the actual details are irrelevant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:49,
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Yes I am, but the actual details are in fact quite crucial.Are you denying that you are:
a) fat?
b) ginger?
c) an orang-utan?
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They're all shit once you've dropped them a few times(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30,
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My upgrade's not due til march but if it were now, that's the phone I'd want(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:43,
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Debt.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:18,
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Everything I've ordered arrived. Large capacity portable USB charger, and battery powered pump for my airbed.
Seven festivals to go. Bring em on!
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Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:18,
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You're taking an airbed to a festival?You big wetty.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:23,
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He's taking it to seven festivals.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:23,
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It's practically paying for itself(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:29,
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Fuck yes. Comfort is king, although I suspect that I'll only be camping at three, possibly four of them.
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Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:46,
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I usually fall asleep on top of my sleeping bag, with my boots poking out the bottom of the tent.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:05,
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I'm there for business more than pleasure, although I still get to enjoy and meet some great artists. (
Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:10,
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Are you that bloke who wanders through the crowds mumbling "mandy, coke, pills"?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:11,
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That sounds more like the backstage at a Motley Crue gig to me. (
Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:23,
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member when we didn't meet at that Mastodon gig? that was good weren't itI'm expecting a new credit card,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:25,
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your wife's already got itand is using it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:27,
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Make sure you wipe it clean once you are done(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:36,
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She'd have to change her name to Rachelcontactless. Despite it being accepted for transactions of less than £20.00 in value, I don't see it happening.
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Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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The risk is you try for an instant transfer and end up with something that takes several days to clear.(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
+and a course of antibiotics(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:47,
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New BBQ probablyI'd like a couple of guitars and guitar-related items, but I don't think that's going to happen this year.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30,
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You've spent enough on guitars, mister!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:30,
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In my heart, I know this to be trueBut they're just so pretty!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:31,
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Coal or GTFGas BBQs are just outdoor ovens
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:45,
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You can get combination ones which are rather goodUses gas to heat the coal, heats up far quicker
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:47,
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Im enjoying Royksopp and Robyns new ep. Currently compiling a playlist this weekend so scouting some good remixes.
Hashtag Music Bantz
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:31,
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I just Mastadon'd all over YM.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:29,
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The name Mastodon (or mastodont) means nipple tooth (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:32,
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Basically, some scientist has totally named a big hairy elephant after YM.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:34,
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