Alright?
Lunch?

Alt: Last film you saw at the cinema?
AltAlt: Best teacher that ever taught you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:52, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Making a English brekkie pizza. Bacon, sausage, black pud, egg fresh tomatoes. Cooking with daughter :-)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Egg on pizza is win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)

win disgusting and unnatural
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Well done
You've managed to be a strikewrong and and foodwrong in the same post
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:25, Reply)

what?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2300406
( Muns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:30, Reply)

You dun fucked up your strikethrough then ninja'd it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Sounds excellent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Had this before. it's well nom.
Velvet restaurant in manchester used to do it
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Yer
Got a viewing on the house tonight so time for more finger crossings

Alt:
Skyfall I think. Or a Tinkerbell one with the kids

AltAlt:
Mr Tokell, my physics teacher. Proper old skool, tweed jacket, yellow stained fingers, the lot. Made physics funny, interesting and a joy to go to
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I was just saying the other day, if they taught physics by showing people falling over, I would have listened more

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I remember using newton weights to stretch fishing line in pairs
He walked past and cut one of the lines of another group when they weren't watching
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Yes
Chicken in peppercorn sauce

alt. X Men DOFP
altalt. All my English ones judging by my grades.
Mrs Allport was my form teacher and she was ace too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I though DOFP was rather good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I really enjoyed too.
Did you stay for the post credits scene?

Singer deserves an Oscar just for erasing what happened in 3
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:01, Reply)

But if he's erased 3, he's arguably erased 1 and 2 as well.
Most importantly he's erased Origins: Wolverine.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Sorta.
Those time travel stories are always dodgy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Yep, was very happy about it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I didn't
wha' happen?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Introduced a character for the next film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:18, Reply)

it's on youtube

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Lunch: sweets stolen from the cinema.
Alt: Can't remember, I was too busy stealing sweets.
AltAlt: Mr Antichrist. He taught me to steal sweets.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Nick n' Mix

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Stop being Haribol to AA

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Migdet gem started it
Pontefract - Home of Haribo
Fact fans
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:14, Reply)

there's a meme in there somewhere.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Its all mememe with you lot ent it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Chicken Wraps
Alt Days of Future Past
AltAlt Mr Dove

Great thread AA!
( Peej, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Yes thanks
Ham salad ciabatta
Alt: X-men days of fuchsia past
Altalt: they were all cunts. Except Mr May who taught Chemistry and thought he was John Cleese.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Naked.
Alt: 12 Years a Slave. Good, but a bit racist.

Alt alt: prolly Mr Heaven.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:28, Reply)

My kids school had a Miss Uren

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:30, Reply)

cool story bro

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Are you taking the piss, etc?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:33, Reply)

I don't know, AA. I just don't know.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Mr Strump.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:31, Reply)

my bestest teacher was mr television especially johnny ball

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)

I can think of a number of facts he taught me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:34, Reply)

tv or ball?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:35, Reply)

I dont like to dress up so I'll say ball

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:41, Reply)

He taught me which half of a shit to eat as one is toxic and poisonous and the other is delicious

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Fuuuuuck
Which half? QUICKLY!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Sorry he said it was our secret

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:45, Reply)

*dies*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:48, Reply)

The facts of life?
I knew it would be just a matter of time before Yewtree caught up with him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:36, Reply)

I would do a massive SAD if this happens

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:42, Reply)

How 2 taught me how to put a duvet cover on without climbing inside.


... and this was just last week.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I can't remember the last film I saw at the Cinema.
Might've been Filth.

I'm on call this week so might go and see that new Ken Loach film.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:34, Reply)

I enjoyed Filth a great deal.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:39, Reply)

*obligatory YM joke*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Lunch: Soup and a roll
Alt: Maleficent at the weekend, which was actually much better than I expected.

AltAlt: Ali Trotter, my maths teacher. Typical wee Glaswegian wide-o sense of humour, and a fucking great teacher. 20+ years after I sat my Higher Maths paper, I was able to help my eldest with his revision for it. Turns out that I can still remember enough of it to be able to pass it myself.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:35, Reply)

I've got a bloobloosnifflecold so it doesn't matter as I can't taste anything
Alt: I saw Godzilla. It had a nice slow burn build up to all the crashbangwhallopstomps that I like but everyone else complains about. Unfortunately they populated these scenes with one note characters and drawn out reaction shots. The one decent character that might've given some emotional heft and had an actual character arc got unceremoniously bumped off early doors which left you with one of the Olsens greeting all over the shop and Kick Ass doing some bland action scenes.

Altalt: I can't remember any. I think I had a northern English Lit teacher that said 'onomatopoeia' a bit funny. He was no 'Mr Chips'
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:38, Reply)

My other favourite teacher was robin williams when he made us stand on our desks and pull our trousers down while he walked round twanging our winkies with a ruler

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Head Poets Society?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:43, Reply)

"The Bell Ends of St. Trinians".

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:46, Reply)

"Footloose"*
*Well 3"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:47, Reply)

I believe he may have glansed at it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Helmetalwork?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 13:50, Reply)

the fucking prick

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)

not had time for lunch yet
or breakfast.

alt: that irish one, "calvary." it was excellent. v disturbing. prior to that, "wolf of wall street". also excellent.

altalt: my amazing lovely history teacher that i loved with a burning passion as a teenager. the gay bastard. also i had 2 spectacular english teachers, and then an all-star land law lecturer at law school. and a fair few crap ones.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Imma have a dead early lunch tomorrow.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Wolf of Wall Street was excellent.
Christ, we've agreed on something.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jun 2014, 14:24, Reply)