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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can we have a thread with like, you know, a question or something?
Alt: What would YOU ask?
Altalt: Well why don't you start a thread then? Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:44, 241 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I fucken did already!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Who is your favourite?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:47, Reply)
sportscow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)
sportscrow

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)
caw

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)
What's best?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:48, Reply)
beef

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:50, Reply)
noodles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Has anyone said weekend plans yet?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Go on, admit it, you miss Jaysum's threads now, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Not now we have 'doctro beast roll'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)
NO LUNCH CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Grown any veg?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:51, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)
We need an OT suggestions board.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)
You could suggest this on one of the other suggestion boards?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)
This is no gardening thread.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)
We have ploughed new furrows of dispair though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Bugs and feature requests
Found a problem on B3ta? Want other features that we don't currently offer? Type your ideas here with your finger-mouths. (We don't promise we'll act on any of it, but we will read it and your words could even prompt us into action.)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Why do birds suddenly appear?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Coz you'z a gay innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Because they're fag hags

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Awful creatures.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:01, Reply)
You wouldn't say that if they had cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)
butterface

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)
LoL.
Fag-hags!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Because she kept throwing her food away

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:21, Reply)
what is love?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Baby don't hurt me. No more.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:25, Reply)
who would win out of a B3ta death match?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:00, Reply)
UKIP

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Grace.
She has a very well padded hiding place.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)
You screamed "Give us liberty or give us death!"
Now you've got both, what do you want next?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Ice cream

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Compensation for the death!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)
What outcome do we want to see from this?
ind.pn/Syi0l7
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Free showers for hippies.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Oh Boris is SUCH a scream, isn't he?
I'll definitely be irono-voting for him!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)
He's a 'LEGEND', apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)
#LEDGE

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)
"This man is a spunkflute, clown shoes with a bad hair cut."

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Imma not sure if "Gaz Hat" knows the doze

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Forehead tax on Somalians

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)
More dead Londoners?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)
The water to be replaced by acid

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Just reading about the Black Cab drivers in London trying to bring chaos against the seemingly cheaper and faster Uber app.
Surely they must know they are overpriced and shit?

and now petty.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:27, Reply)
I don't think this is a race issue

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Considering how some of them drive, it fucking could be!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)
ima call double ZING on your responses

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:31, Reply)
It's a breach of the licensing rules.
Means minicabs aren't dispatched.

You provincial oaf.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)
You never see white cab drivers pulling that shit.
Although, there aren't many.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Why are they overpriced?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Greed.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Black cabs anywhere always charge more.
and take longer routes.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Meh sounds like bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Thats from personal experience in several cities across the UK

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Oh well, must be true across the board then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)
It's probably the soiling charge.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:28, Reply)
The council up here are trying to up the price of standard taxi fares
Most of the drivers are pretty fucked off about it, as the hikes are ridiculous. On a sunday, it'd be a starting rate of £5.00, before you've even moved.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Man, Bon Jovi is a prick

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:33, Reply)
hahaha!
The gift that keeps on giving death
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I hate people

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Fucking pricks who give you important information after you have already spent 2 days working on the initial info
Cunts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Just fix it, IT boy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I wish I worked in IT that's a piece of piss

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)
People hate you too

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I like Bonzo
but I am the nicest one here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I don't. I am a prick

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Good that way I will have no remorse when I take a hammer to them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Not as much fun as seeing the hurt and confusion in the eyes of someone who loves you, as you stove their skulls in.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Sadly you will never know this joy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Oh man I forgot about that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Sainsburys is doing Peroni Gran Riserva 3 for £5
so I had that last night.

I have had a morning from hell, with 3 different people constantly harassing me on when their stuff is going to be fixed. Office killing sprees are annoyingly out of the question as 2 are in the US and one is in India.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:31, Reply)
But, countries where firearms and questionable claims of self-defence are acceptable.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Aldi is doing Wagyou beef for 6.99 kg.
Just sayin'
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I find ignoring the phone and/or emails is an excellent way of avoiding bloody murder binges.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Fucking Lync Instant messaging flashing away in the corner of the screen

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Monty is a beer mouse. Monty is a beer mouse.
La la la la. Oi. La la la la.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:36, Reply)
I bet this tattooed beauty was a mere figment of his rum-shitted mind
and it was really Hairy Dave, the resident pub buggerer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:38, Reply)
tbf she does exist and she is smoking hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Hm.
Coming from such a fussy punter as yourself, that's high praise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Bless you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Since the haircut people just call me Dave now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:41, Reply)
"optical inch"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:43, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Standard UKIP face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:45, Reply)
more like a montyafterakip face

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Home time!
Bye Del! Bye Rodney! Bye Rangafucker! By Dopey! Bye all you other cunts!

xxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:01, Reply)
YESSS! NAMECHECKED!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:02, Reply)
ME TOO!
I'm an OTHER CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:03, Reply)
i THOUGHT YOU WERE 'CUNTS' (PLURAL)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:03, Reply)
You wanna be in my gang?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)
There's a bunch of us

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Does this involve more sponsorship?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Probably

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:07, Reply)
NO SWEARING

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:09, Reply)
FUCK NO

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 16:10, Reply)

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