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Alt: Hi, how are you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:48,
133 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
Starting to recover.
Should be alright to go to the pub tonight.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:49,
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I had 6 pints last night.
I felt fine this morning but had an unusual downward turn around 10ish.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:20,
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I guess this is one way to demonstate unhappiness at receiving poor customer service
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stmHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:51,
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YES.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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hmmm, a link from 2007
wonder who was the marketing manager then
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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Gary Cranley
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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Gary Crowley
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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Hahahaayeah2007
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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I dunno mate, I just really like searching news sites for 'funny' stories from seven years ago, it's like I've got nothing much else going on at the moment.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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u ok hun? xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:54,
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Don't want to talk about in on here, soz.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:55,
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Stay strong.
You are my little Lance Armstrong!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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I'm ordering a kilo of EPO
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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Forever more you will be known as
LANCE DIE KLEINER
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:04,
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LDK! LDK! LDK! LDA! LDA! LSA! LSA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:06,
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LDK?
I like it.
Forever more you will be known as
LDK.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:07,
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You can be Wradley BIGGINS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:08,
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Wrad?
That's like totally rad, dude.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:10,
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'Hang loose'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:13,
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Son Of Biggins.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:13,
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S.O.B.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:13,
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im hear 4 u xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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Thanks, I don't know where I'd be without my TROO FRENDZ like you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:05,
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gaz me bbz xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:59,
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NO U
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:04,
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I was working for a restaurant chain,
Owned by the same parent company as that when that happened.
Some of the safety and policy updates after were the oddest things. Also, one waitress ended up in therapy and last I heard was on a lot of drugs for depression after it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:58,
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I am fine thanks.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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fine a monstrous beast
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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o monstrous beast, how like a swine he lies!
grim death, how foul and loathsome is thine image!
sirs, i will practice on this drunken man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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Shakespeare?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:58,
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taming that shrew
all day baby all day
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:06,
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And, what are you doing Sunday?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:59,
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going to mini monty's party
so depending on what the script is for the after party, i could be around!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:06,
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Sunday Roast and wine back at mine?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:08,
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that could work
not sure what the meatsnake one is doing - if he's not going to the party, then i could catch you up at yours afterwards; if he is, he can come with me!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:10,
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Cool.
I can cater for one vegetarian.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:11,
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:)))
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:17,
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Cool.
Gaz me your address.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:27,
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DON'T THINK YOU'RE SKIPPING A PRE-ARRANGED GYM DAY YOUNG LADY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:12,
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but he has a fluffy CAT!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:16,
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You're supposed to be vegetarian
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Muns, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:20,
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Oh, well let's go then.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:22,
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You could introduce it to your budgie
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:26,
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Lemmy would fuck that cat up.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:27,
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up
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35,
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You are probably right.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:38,
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Doesn't mean you won't suffer a major myocardial infarction later today
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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It never does.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:56,
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Alt: alright
Hahahahaha now I'm being Dozer cor what a laugh eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:55,
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it's not his fault.
Alcohol dependency can make you irritable and rash in your decision making
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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Alcohol
The answer to and cause of all life's problems.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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life Gary
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:58,
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Alt: Tired but happy
How's you? (I notice none of the higgerant gits have asked how YOU are!)
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:07,
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I haven't really given it much thought.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:27,
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I fixed my phone using nerd powers so I'm not bad right now
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Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:19,
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did you flash a custom ROM?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:23,
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Yes
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Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:59,
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how did you break it?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:24,
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the same nerd powers
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Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:59,
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Chicken burrito Thursday!
In your face hunger!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:27,
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Sounds shit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:28,
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Shit the bed that's spicey...that is gonna sting on the way out!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:28,
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^Woofter alert^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:36,
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I have a VERY SENSITIVE ANUS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:38,
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VSA! VSA! VSA!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:41,
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LDK!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:59,
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MFI
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:10,
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HMV
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:10,
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CSB!
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:11,
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I am weeping on a train
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:30,
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Water has spread the pain further down my throat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:31,
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it will
water opens the pores and the chilli gets further in. you need milk or sugar. get a piece of chocolate in your gob.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:43,
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^Monty on the way home from The Cheese ^
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:32,
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WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?
WHO WOULD WANT THIS ?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:34,
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i always get spicy salsa and jellypenos on mine
girl mouth
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:43,
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It feels cat THATS ON FIRE is curled up in my guts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:46,
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youtu.be/4gMQXlnQkmA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:57,
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I never know who he is these days. What did he do?
Alt: Great thanks! How are you?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:38,
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MY TEETH ARE ON FIRE
FUCK YOU BURRITO MAN
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:39,
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Quit whining, the best is yet to come
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:53,
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He abused a large number of children through the 70s and 80s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:01,
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This week's beer - Schiehallion
Schiehallion (pronounced "She-ally-on") is a real stand-out British lager.
Acclaimed beer writer Pete Brown got it about right when he said it is "so lovely that ale snobs who hate lager pretend it’s an ale so they can justify drinking it."
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:39,
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How is it with lemonade?
Wish I had some lemonade
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:42,
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Very refreshing.
Cooling one might say.
Excellent at slaking thirst.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:47,
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I've got a lovely bar of chocolate.
So nice and smooth and cooling. Just out of the fridge!
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:54,
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Sounds very cooling.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:57,
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Shove it up your cock end and shit out the Easter bunny
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:59,
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What sort of fucking bender keeps chocolate in a fridge?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:02,
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A French one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:03,
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Me
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:09,
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Fucking French bender.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:14,
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me
chocolate is WAY better cold.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:52,
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So what did battered do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:03,
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I bought some PACT coffee.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:06,
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Upset, been criticised on Facebook for something I said. I don't want to look at Twitter now, as I posted the same comment there. Why is the internet so unforgiving?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:19,
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Want me to white knight you on twitter? What's your twitter name?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:24,
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To be fair, you do say some pretty stupid things
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:25,
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They're lucky they could make out what he said through the spelling.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:28,
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As do you, but I don't make it a big deal to whinge and pick at it.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:28,
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^upset
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:29,
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the difference is that he doesn't know he's stupid
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:30,
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Tangles rarely says anything as spasticated and fucking dopey as you do though
He's just boring rather than stupid
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:32,
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True. True.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:34,
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Just say what I think don't I
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:35,
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What did you say?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:35,
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What a tool bag.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:50,
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