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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Battered is a predictable prick
Alt: Hi, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:48, 133 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Starting to recover.
Should be alright to go to the pub tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
I had 6 pints last night.
I felt fine this morning but had an unusual downward turn around 10ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
I guess this is one way to demonstate unhappiness at receiving poor customer service
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
hmmm, a link from 2007
wonder who was the marketing manager then
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Gary Cranley

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Gary Crowley

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Hahahaayeah2007

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
I dunno mate, I just really like searching news sites for 'funny' stories from seven years ago, it's like I've got nothing much else going on at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
u ok hun? xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Don't want to talk about in on here, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Stay strong.
You are my little Lance Armstrong!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I'm ordering a kilo of EPO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Forever more you will be known as
LANCE DIE KLEINER
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
LDK! LDK! LDK! LDA! LDA! LSA! LSA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)
LDK?
I like it.

Forever more you will be known as

LDK.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)
You can be Wradley BIGGINS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Wrad?
That's like totally rad, dude.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)
'Hang loose'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Son Of Biggins.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
S.O.B.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
im hear 4 u xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Thanks, I don't know where I'd be without my TROO FRENDZ like you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)
gaz me bbz xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:59, Reply)
NO U

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I was working for a restaurant chain,
Owned by the same parent company as that when that happened.
Some of the safety and policy updates after were the oddest things. Also, one waitress ended up in therapy and last I heard was on a lot of drugs for depression after it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I am fine thanks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)

fine a monstrous beast
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
o monstrous beast, how like a swine he lies!
grim death, how foul and loathsome is thine image!
sirs, i will practice on this drunken man.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Shakespeare?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
taming that shrew
all day baby all day
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)
And, what are you doing Sunday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:59, Reply)
going to mini monty's party
so depending on what the script is for the after party, i could be around!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Sunday Roast and wine back at mine?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:08, Reply)
that could work
not sure what the meatsnake one is doing - if he's not going to the party, then i could catch you up at yours afterwards; if he is, he can come with me!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Cool.
I can cater for one vegetarian.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)
:)))

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Cool.
Gaz me your address.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
DON'T THINK YOU'RE SKIPPING A PRE-ARRANGED GYM DAY YOUNG LADY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)
but he has a fluffy CAT!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)
You're supposed to be vegetarian

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Oh, well let's go then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)
You could introduce it to your budgie

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Lemmy would fuck that cat up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)

up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
You are probably right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Doesn't mean you won't suffer a major myocardial infarction later today

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
It never does.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Alt: alright
Hahahahaha now I'm being Dozer cor what a laugh eh?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:55, Reply)
it's not his fault.
Alcohol dependency can make you irritable and rash in your decision making
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Alcohol
The answer to and cause of all life's problems.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)

life Gary
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Alt: Tired but happy
How's you? (I notice none of the higgerant gits have asked how YOU are!)
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I haven't really given it much thought.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I fixed my phone using nerd powers so I'm not bad right now

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:19, Reply)
did you flash a custom ROM?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
how did you break it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)
the same nerd powers

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Chicken burrito Thursday!
In your face hunger!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Sounds shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Shit the bed that's spicey...that is gonna sting on the way out!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:28, Reply)
^Woofter alert^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:36, Reply)
I have a VERY SENSITIVE ANUS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)
VSA! VSA! VSA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:41, Reply)
LDK!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
MFI

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)
HMV

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)
CSB!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I am weeping on a train

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Water has spread the pain further down my throat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:31, Reply)
it will
water opens the pores and the chilli gets further in. you need milk or sugar. get a piece of chocolate in your gob.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
^Monty on the way home from The Cheese ^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?
WHO WOULD WANT THIS ?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:34, Reply)
i always get spicy salsa and jellypenos on mine
girl mouth
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
It feels cat THATS ON FIRE is curled up in my guts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)

youtu.be/4gMQXlnQkmA
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I never know who he is these days. What did he do?
Alt: Great thanks! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)
MY TEETH ARE ON FIRE
FUCK YOU BURRITO MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Quit whining, the best is yet to come

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
He abused a large number of children through the 70s and 80s

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This week's beer - Schiehallion


Schiehallion (pronounced "She-ally-on") is a real stand-out British lager.

Acclaimed beer writer Pete Brown got it about right when he said it is "so lovely that ale snobs who hate lager pretend it’s an ale so they can justify drinking it."
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
How is it with lemonade?
Wish I had some lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Very refreshing.
Cooling one might say.

Excellent at slaking thirst.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I've got a lovely bar of chocolate.
So nice and smooth and cooling. Just out of the fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Sounds very cooling.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Shove it up your cock end and shit out the Easter bunny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
What sort of fucking bender keeps chocolate in a fridge?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
A French one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Fucking French bender.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:14, Reply)
me
chocolate is WAY better cold.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:52, Reply)
So what did battered do?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2322069
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I bought some PACT coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Upset, been criticised on Facebook for something I said. I don't want to look at Twitter now, as I posted the same comment there. Why is the internet so unforgiving?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Want me to white knight you on twitter? What's your twitter name?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)
To be fair, you do say some pretty stupid things

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:25, Reply)
They're lucky they could make out what he said through the spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:28, Reply)
As do you, but I don't make it a big deal to whinge and pick at it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:28, Reply)
^upset

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:29, Reply)
the difference is that he doesn't know he's stupid

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Tangles rarely says anything as spasticated and fucking dopey as you do though
He's just boring rather than stupid
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:32, Reply)
True. True.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Just say what I think don't I

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:35, Reply)
What did you say?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:35, Reply)
This is fun:
dangerousminds.net/comments/steven_spielberg_animal_killer_inhumane_prick
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)
What a tool bag.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:50, Reply)

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