Come on "off the topics" *clap clap*
How's the weekend panning out?
A hedonistic blur? A family affair?
Im seeing the other half tonight for the first time in 2 weeks, not including hospital visits. Yes.
Weed, food, drink. Hurrah!

alt. Does anyone really care about what others are having for lunch?
altalt. I got myself a Chromecast last weekend for the prole bedroom telly. What was the last piece of technology you bought?
altaltalt. There's a Supermoon this weekend. Are you interested in space stuff?

Shit off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:08, 184 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

fuck off you faggott

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Say's the guy who shoves rodents up his hooplah

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Grace is female m8, i ent no homo deviant

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)

altaltalt: I do like a Supermoon. They look brilliant.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)

m c
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:14, Reply)

that's no coon!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

short sweet would office chuckle again

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Looks like it'll be a hedonistic family blur
Might go to see a band tonight, might not. Stop hassling me.
Alt: Not a jot.
Altalt: A new phone, although technically that was free, along with my free texts and calls.
Altaltalt: Yes and I love a nice big moon.

Ok.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I am riding my bike home from work today, that's exciting!!! Then I'm going to the gym!!!
Alt: Not really
Altalt: A portable hard drive thing
Altaltalt: Yes, I have a telescope and everything, I took a photo of Saturn - You can see it's ring! haha ring! true story though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)

You're cycling all the way to Folkestone? Or do you consider the half flat to be home now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

it's a half flat that's worth more than the whole of coventry
why doesn't someone just put coventry out of its misery? and wolverhampton.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

They tried, but it got rebuilt, only shitter.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Yes I meant the half flat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

where is the bike going this evening?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)

To see another feminist 'comedienne'?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)

hahaah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Up your bum

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)

heaven is a half flat

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Saturn? Christ, that's miles away!
Was it not just a dot?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Do you understand what a telescope is?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Im suprised you don't think it's all witchery past the clouds.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Why?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)

because you live in a yurt and knit your own slacks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I see.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Through my telescope you can see it about the size of holding a 5p at arms length away from you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

My son insists on calling it a tellyscoop
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Your son may have mental health issues
I suggest you get him to a qualified practitioner as soon as possible
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Where is Dr Best Troll when you need him?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Up to his elbow conducting a prostate exam

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)

It looked like he was flouncing last night.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)

I don't think being a bit thick counts as a mental health issue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

YOU wouldnt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Here is the only blurry shit small version I can find at the moment but I have managed much better ones:

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)

See, I'm not just a pretty face, I'm a fucking nerd too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)

What sort of camera?
Edit: Oh I see, a webcam.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

It's a modified webcam with an adapter to replace the eyepiece. You take a video sequence and software tracks and 'stacks' the frames to produce one image, you can set it to disguard frames of lesser quality etc.
I've only messed about with it really, but some people have achieved really wicked pictures.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)

You can get screw-on adaptors to get an SLR on the end of your telescope.
The scope then acts like a fucking huge camera lens. I've seen some pretty cool images from that set up.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

NO WAI!
That's pretty cool.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

All you need is a telescope, an equatorial mount, a laptop, a modified webcam, and image stacking software and you're away!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

you used this to look through the windows of folkstone ladies, didn't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)

I have a special website for those pictures. Gaz me for details.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)

gazzes
*regrets*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Dunno

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

gym tonight, up north tomorrow, mini mince party and then chez stunned on sunday
alt: it depends. if i haven't eaten mine yet, the ideas can be useful. but some people eat fucking revolting things.

altalt: probably the iphone 5.

altaltalt: no. the kennedy space centre remains a lowlight in my memory bank of holiday days out. my parents bloody loved it. stupid spacerace generation. only 2 things made it worthwhile: a large black lady sat next to a robot spaceman for a photograph, and he suddenly gave her a hug. it was an actor! in a suit! her shriek made the previous 3 hours of dullness worthwhile. secondly, we were there about 3 weeks before a space mission, so got to see the rocket. when we got our photographs back, you didn't see the huge rocket, so much as the dude standing at the front... shamelessly groping his wife's arse. they were about 50. meh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I bet she saw his rocket later...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I think he attempting re entry

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Pooston, we have a problem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)

NDITB

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Top five american boy band

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I'm bored stiff and can't stop yawning.
alt: no, not even a little
alt alt: tv signal booster EXCITING TIMES
alt alt alt: yep
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

My bedroom gets no signal at all. It's shit. Kind of why I got the chromecast
Had booster aerials, extensiion leads, the lot. Nada.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Booster aerials are crap. You want the little plug in boxes.
I went to get coffee to try and cure my yawns. Now I have yawns and heart palpitations. Why am I so crap?
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I run a 19m RP SMA cable along the edge of my shed over the garden and attached to the house just above a window.
This allows me to get wireless in the shed but also completely defeats the object of wireless. Another 2m and I could use CAT6 straight into the router but that would require drilling a hole in the house.
( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

thank god you have better chat in person

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)

I'd just drill the hole.
Unless you can route the cable around to where the dish feeds enter the house. You might be able to sneak it through there.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

do you really want us to start on that final question?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Can't talk. Asleep. And having heart attack.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Adam Ants lyrics went downhill as the drug addiction kicked in

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

*throws carburettor*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Actually I think the last thing I bought that had anything electrical in it
Was my beautiful 59 reissue les paul. Fuck this, imma go play it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Seeing Reel Big Fish again
Alt. No, I don't, never have, fuck the lot of you and your fucking lunches.
AltAlt. I don't really buy a lot as most of my tech comes for free from work. I bought an MK809 which is easily modded and versatile.
AltAltAlt Yes
( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Quiet weekend for me I think
Got to go and see mate's new baby at some point. DIY of new woodshed extension + POWER TOOL SAWS. Some running either tonight or tomorrow morning.

Alt:
Yeah, I care. I need to look after you people

AltAlt:
I think you've just sold Chromecast for me. I've got a TV in the bedroom without an aerial. I use iPlayer via a laptop at the moment but fuck that!

AltAltAlt:
Yeah, I love all that shit. You get some fucking amazing views of the stars when you walk along the promenade at night as it shields you from the streetlights
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)

By stars I mean teenagers
By views I mean rape
By streetlights I mean Police
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)

for 30 quid, you can't go wrong.
And you control it via your phone. See a video you like? Cast it. Wow!
anyone who has a device connected to the same wifi can cast too!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

This could lead to inadvertant porn casting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

£18.99 with a free TV series here:
www.hotukdeals.com/deals/chromecast-hd-series-1-blacklist-both-for-18-99-delivered-wuaki-tv-1950150

It's one of those things I don't really need but think I want.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

oh yer, I forgot to add you can watch pay tv shit through it also.
Since the majority of VOD doesn't come with subtitles, I don't bother.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

not literally shit.
I KNOW WHAT YOU LOT ARE LIKE!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Thanks "Bill Clay"
I've just bought one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Probably just a bit of work on the garden then sitting in the garden drinking
May watch the WC final on sunday.

alt No don't eat lunch but it has its place as yet another "new question" to keep things moving.

altalt: Probably a Dolce Gusto machine thing for the missus:

altaltalt, being a bumpkin means we get great dark skies very low light pollution so its great to be sat out late at night
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Fuck
I forgot about the footy!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)

nah I meant the toilet
BOOM Set up and hooked... boy the lulz I have
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

my brother and i couldn't be more different
i love english, creative writing, reading. he only reads sports biographies and thinks fiction is pointless. i can barely count, he is a maths genius. etc. anyway, he did physics at university, and did his thesis on some parts of astronomy. when i asked what, he said:

PLANETS. BIG MEAN GASSY ONES.

i think he thought i needed very short words to explain it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)

^THINKS WATER INCREASES IN VOLUME WHEN FROZEN AND THAWED AGAIN^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

UH OH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Ha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

ima call my farts planets

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

ima call fat birds planets.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I HATE READING READING IS FUCKIN SHIT

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

WT actual F?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

DO U WANT DA ONE BANG?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

You know what?
I'll pass JUST THIS ONCE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

And she's single? There's no justice.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

After reading it all, I'm certainly coming round to her thought about reading.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)

I went to Reading a few times. She's right, it is fucking shit.

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

They penalise you for driving in bus lanes and cover the whole town centre in them.
I got lost and couldn't escape without incurring 180 quid's worth of fines :(((
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

there's a couple of big mean gassy planets in that picture alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

She's obviously not aware of the irony in stating that on a web profile.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

She really does live life to the max, especially in clothes and portion sizes.
Its a good job she finds chunky funny.
( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)

That's a typical virgo, to be fair

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I like people whose interests are 'clubbing and cinema' So unique and interesting.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)

'socialising'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

MI FRENDS R MI LYFE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

My interests are drinking beer and shagging lasses.

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

l br
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

what's "brasses"?

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)

hoors

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

We don't have hoors in Cornwall
no money and too many slappers giving it away for free.
( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

That a fact?
I should visit.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)

All you need is a lighter
they then worship you as a god
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)

shagging lasses Cry Wanking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I said my interests. Not my regular activities.

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

She forgot "Bubbly"

( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I'd like to kick her until she dies

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

If you put louise0809 in to google images it brings up pages and pages of food
Coincidence?
( Peej, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

So you live four miles from Wandsworth, huh?
LET THE STALKING COMMENCE
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

You're shit at stalking - he's a brummie who lives in scotchland

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Cock.

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)

That's fair.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Lol for her calling Chucky 'Chunky' and not realising

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I assume the 24 bit is her weight

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Frantic last minute birthday buying for three people on Saturday
followed by a birthday party in Kegworth on Sunday. I'm getting a bit sick of busy weekends now, I don't think I've got a nice quiet 'fuck all' weekend until September.

Alt: If they are having something nice that puts me in the mood for something then that's alright. Like that burrito whatisface had yesterday.
Altalt: A VTech Soft Singing Radio.
Altaltalt: Yeah, I love adding to the things that make me feel insignificant.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

It's my Housemates birthday, so we're going to get fucking leathered later, should be good!
Alt: No, unless I want it.
AltAlt: Probably my phone.
AltAltAlt: I used to be fascinated, not so much anymore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

hahaha
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/dubai-to-build-twatopolis-2014071188511
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)

the most shocking part of these banned songs is the bbc's writing style
"she's went to sell"... tut tut.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5R152hTbVPQdYjn29q5jt4/16-songs-banned-by-the-bbc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

It's also pretty bollocks that they didn't mention Judge Dredd.
Given he holds the record for the most banned records by the beeb.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Its because he was the LAW

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Buying (maybe) a guitar for repair on Saturday
...Followed by 'Party in the park' in Baginton with food, booze and music. Sunday will be the usual blur of drink and music and food.
Alt: Lunch is for wimps (I am a wimp - I love lunch)
Altalt: A laser level so I can put shelves up straight
Altaltalt: Not really but I did see the first moon landings live. yes. I am that old.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)

we still on this?
Rubbish internetting
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Spinach and ricotta cannelloni

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:59, Reply)

i find that so easy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)

a fiendishly difficult dish to cook

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)

add some lime and chilli

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

...and leave yourself logged in as the wrong account
/battered
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Afternoon Jaysums. How's Manchester? Were up there next weekend.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)

^ cruising for gay sex

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

aren't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Bum sex the best.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Same as it usually is.
Oh good, I can not meet you for a pint.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)

I was looking forward to that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:17, Reply)

What are you here for?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:18, Reply)

he's buying a thesaurus so he can match wits with you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Maybe one day we will be as dreary and dull as you!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)

man, I can only dream of being as exciting as your man Deep Brain Thrombosis there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:37, Reply)

A the ,, , what?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)