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Friday!!!!
I'm up early for a meeting. What gets you out of bed?
Alt: did you hear/see the massive thunderstorm last night? SOME butch burly blokes were scared of it. Some tiny feathered birds were not. What harmless thing terrifies you/surprised you by terrifying someone else?
Altalt: fucking bacon baguettes and sausage baps at this meeting. Wtf is the point of that? What have you got?
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:35, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm up early for a meeting. What gets you out of bed?
Alt: did you hear/see the massive thunderstorm last night? SOME butch burly blokes were scared of it. Some tiny feathered birds were not. What harmless thing terrifies you/surprised you by terrifying someone else?
Altalt: fucking bacon baguettes and sausage baps at this meeting. Wtf is the point of that? What have you got?
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:35, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm up for work as well, just arrived in Nottingham. I'm usually up early anyway to get on with stuff,
I like having a productive Mor one followed by a lazy afternoon. None of this running around in the evening trying to get stuff done.
Alt: I fucking love a good thunderstorm. I sat up in the top room and watched it. It was so low.
Altalt: they are breakfast foods for normal people, I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll get you millet or rabbit food or a bag of wood shavings.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:42, Reply)
I like having a productive Mor one followed by a lazy afternoon. None of this running around in the evening trying to get stuff done.
Alt: I fucking love a good thunderstorm. I sat up in the top room and watched it. It was so low.
Altalt: they are breakfast foods for normal people, I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll get you millet or rabbit food or a bag of wood shavings.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:42, Reply)
Children mainly, mini ape V2 had her jabs yesterday so wasn't feeling well and kept us up for fucking ages last night
Alt: weather does occur on an almost daily basis doesn't it?
Altalt: I would destroy a bacon baguette right now
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:48, Reply)
Alt: weather does occur on an almost daily basis doesn't it?
Altalt: I would destroy a bacon baguette right now
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:48, Reply)
I'm out of bed early most days. Today I am in the office all day and not looking forward to it.
Alt: Thunderstorm schmunderstorm - slept through it.
Breakfast will be a healthy* variation on the theme of baguette/bacon/sausage/egg.
It's not the meeting organiser's fault that they don't know you're a vegetablist - I mean, you hardly ever mention it!
*fried
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:55, Reply)
Alt: Thunderstorm schmunderstorm - slept through it.
Breakfast will be a healthy* variation on the theme of baguette/bacon/sausage/egg.
It's not the meeting organiser's fault that they don't know you're a vegetablist - I mean, you hardly ever mention it!
*fried
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:55, Reply)
Life is alright, work is particularly boring and draining and tedious.
You okay? You've been quiet this week.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:12, Reply)
You okay? You've been quiet this week.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:12, Reply)
Self imposed work b3ta ban, I have too much to do
Lords on Sunday, hoping for sunshine and some decent cricket
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:17, Reply)
Lords on Sunday, hoping for sunshine and some decent cricket
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:17, Reply)
Nice one, I would love to be doing that. Yesterday was an up and down first day, but I think it will turn into a decent match.
I wish I had too much to do :(
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:20, Reply)
I wish I had too much to do :(
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:20, Reply)
Okay! What do I have to do? What are you paying? Can I 'work' from home every Wednesday?
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:24, Reply)
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I have handed in my resignation and would be pleased to begin my new employment with immediate effect
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)
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Recently it's been someone whinging that all the windows are open at 3am during a thunderstorm and that rain 'might' get in
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All I want in the morning is a bit os peace and quiet, a cup of coffee and a wank
and what do I get? Screaming kids who don't want to do as they're told, no coffee except instant which can fuck the fuck off and did I get to have a wank? No. No peace, no coffee and no wank. And the families of Flight MH17 think they've got it bad!
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:15, Reply)
and what do I get? Screaming kids who don't want to do as they're told, no coffee except instant which can fuck the fuck off and did I get to have a wank? No. No peace, no coffee and no wank. And the families of Flight MH17 think they've got it bad!
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:15, Reply)
Scientology is a nasty cult. I like the idea of wasting their time being 'audited'.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Don't you have to give a large proportion of your income to the lizards?
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some of these are amazing
www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/most-powerful-photographs-ever-taken
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:29, Reply)
www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/most-powerful-photographs-ever-taken
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:29, Reply)
Too many undignified, clichéd weeping at graves and memorials for my liking.
I like the koala having a nice drink of water though.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:36, Reply)
I like the koala having a nice drink of water though.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:36, Reply)
get this right...
Koalas get all of their water from their diet of eucalyptus and so never need to drink!
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Koalas get all of their water from their diet of eucalyptus and so never need to drink!
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Unless in the middle of a forest fire where their food and water sources are somewhat depleted.
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Fuck knows
I polished off a fair amount of Morgan's Spiced with the missus whilst watching the last 4 episodes of 24 last night. I'm hoping for nothing too complex than tying my shoelaces today.
Altalt: Food at meetings is on the same level as food at the cinema for me. Can't you fat fucks go more than a couple of hours without filling your faces? Especially when you're supposed to be talking.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)
I polished off a fair amount of Morgan's Spiced with the missus whilst watching the last 4 episodes of 24 last night. I'm hoping for nothing too complex than tying my shoelaces today.
Altalt: Food at meetings is on the same level as food at the cinema for me. Can't you fat fucks go more than a couple of hours without filling your faces? Especially when you're supposed to be talking.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)
DAAAAAA-DDDYYYYYYY!!!!
Alt: I though Frog was more short and fat than butch and burly.
Altalt: A cup of tea, brewing.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Alt: I though Frog was more short and fat than butch and burly.
Altalt: A cup of tea, brewing.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:44, Reply)
you even invented a trip to see an imaginary ex-girlfriend so you would have an alibi
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:56, Reply)
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I posted 'Where's my £250???' and SOMEONE deleted it and I don't know why
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:56, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:56, Reply)
You're a benevolent man, a good friend and extremely modest about your income and your work for charity
But if you could just lend us, say, another £500 for school uniforms, I swear down I'll see you right on pay day and not spend it all on cans.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:59, Reply)
But if you could just lend us, say, another £500 for school uniforms, I swear down I'll see you right on pay day and not spend it all on cans.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:59, Reply)
The kids or needing a piss, normally
Nee thunder up here last night, though it was warm as fuck.
My kids are terrified of flies for some reason
AltAlt:
4 x muffins
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Nee thunder up here last night, though it was warm as fuck.
My kids are terrified of flies for some reason
AltAlt:
4 x muffins
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Is the reason 'Daddy switching off 64 Zoo Lane to watch David Cronenberg films'
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Probably half right
I hate 64 Zoo Lane. The theme tune is an annoying earworm
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:26, Reply)
I hate 64 Zoo Lane. The theme tune is an annoying earworm
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Usually the marvellous combination of morning glory and needing a piss
I like doing the counting thing from Poltergeist during thunderstorms. People who are already scared of thunder should try this.
AltAlt: I bet it's not your first time with unwanted sausage in the morning
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I like doing the counting thing from Poltergeist during thunderstorms. People who are already scared of thunder should try this.
AltAlt: I bet it's not your first time with unwanted sausage in the morning
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Bacon
No storms here. Well not that my deaf ears heard. I love a storm tho.
Altalt. A week off after today! Hurrah.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)
No storms here. Well not that my deaf ears heard. I love a storm tho.
Altalt. A week off after today! Hurrah.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Me too, but the missus woke me up
when she went to sit the windows because the storm woke her up.
So I killed her.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)
when she went to sit the windows because the storm woke her up.
So I killed her.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Needing a piss mostly,
Alt, no thunder storms up here in the culturally barren wastelands of the north. But they are in the post. Big Brave Charlie the massive Labrador cross that barks at anyone that comes to the house, is also shit scared of thunder and howls like a big girly cry puppy, I mock him for this.
altalt bacon and egg bap, with brown sauce. because they are good
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Alt, no thunder storms up here in the culturally barren wastelands of the north. But they are in the post. Big Brave Charlie the massive Labrador cross that barks at anyone that comes to the house, is also shit scared of thunder and howls like a big girly cry puppy, I mock him for this.
altalt bacon and egg bap, with brown sauce. because they are good
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Work gets me out of bed. and hunger.
Spiders terrify me for a good reason. the antipodes is full of them.
I just finished soup.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Spiders terrify me for a good reason. the antipodes is full of them.
I just finished soup.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:31, Reply)
exactly. But Snakes don't bother me at all, which is weird, because we also have SNAKES.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:37, Reply)
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been here a bit too long to leave now I guess.
what's up athletics bovine?
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)
what's up athletics bovine?
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)
It's alright, climate change is steadily turning the whole continent into a dust bowl
TAKE THAT NATURE, MAN IS THE ULTIMATE HUNTER
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)
TAKE THAT NATURE, MAN IS THE ULTIMATE HUNTER
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Hey man, have you SEEN how fucking cold and wet it's been here at the moment??
It's almost on par with england. It's awesome.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)
It's almost on par with england. It's awesome.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Its ok
I am sure there will be a massive drought soon followed by wildfire.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
I am sure there will be a massive drought soon followed by wildfire.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
you have no idea. During the summer there was a dry lightning storm one night - the oval across the river caught fire. It just goes so bone dry in the summer that it just takes the littlest thing.
Think in the last few years more than 500 people have died in victoria alone due to the fires.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Think in the last few years more than 500 people have died in victoria alone due to the fires.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)
We have have just settled out the 2008 fire claims
AUD 398m plus AUD 100m from the Victorian govt.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)
AUD 398m plus AUD 100m from the Victorian govt.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)
we?
you're in Aus now?? I knew there'd been a settlement but wasn't sure how much it was. I've been living in the lab at uni.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)
you're in Aus now?? I knew there'd been a settlement but wasn't sure how much it was. I've been living in the lab at uni.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)
ahhhhhhhhhh. I was a bit lost for a minute.
Mind you, I'm a bit lost about a lots of things that aren't directly related to my uni stuff at the moment.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Mind you, I'm a bit lost about a lots of things that aren't directly related to my uni stuff at the moment.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)
alt: That storm was pretty damn noisy
dropped right back off though. /notapussy
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
dropped right back off though. /notapussy
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
My morning flagpole and a mug of coffee, usually.
Alt: No. Everything is better in the north, so no thunderstorms here. I'm just back from a fortnight in Florida and I have to say that they certainly know how to do thunderstorms there. Fucking beauties. Makes our storms look like light drizzle.
AltAlt: Sounds fucking brilliant. WTF is wrong with you woman?
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Alt: No. Everything is better in the north, so no thunderstorms here. I'm just back from a fortnight in Florida and I have to say that they certainly know how to do thunderstorms there. Fucking beauties. Makes our storms look like light drizzle.
AltAlt: Sounds fucking brilliant. WTF is wrong with you woman?
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)
My legs and arms, generally
Alt: Nope.
AltAlt: That sounds fucking excellent.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Alt: Nope.
AltAlt: That sounds fucking excellent.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)
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