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Is it Tuesday yet?
I'm moving to a better office with bigger windows today. What are you doing today?
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Peej, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:14,
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Waiting outside my office block because I forgot my pass and reception doesn't open till 8:30 to approve me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:22,
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Did you get the job you were interviewed for?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:25,
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It's alright I'm in now
Bye!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:26,
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looking for jobs where i can work from home and earn ££££££££s
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:27,
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Surely swipe earns enough to keep you as some sort of pet
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Peej, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:28,
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she spends it all on having her hair done innit
failing the work from home scheme, a dull office job working 9-5, 10-4 on a friday with no weekend work ever that pays either less or more than i earn now
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:31,
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I hear she keeps him on a leash, and forces him to wear a gimp mask.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:36,
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that would scare the budgie, you painfully unfunny cretin
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:36,
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Bollocks to you then.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:39,
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^UPSET
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:40,
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Prostitute?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:34,
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VERY IMPORTANT WORK.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:29,
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Preparing for 3 interviews I've got this week.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:31,
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booking my next exam
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:36,
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Sitting in the garden, it's scorching here. Cooking a quorn pasta bake for our lunch. That's it for me.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:38,
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The pub food you sell needs to be better than quorn.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:41,
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Yeah, we're after a new chef, the present one is leaving when the present tenants go, which is a bit annoying.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:45,
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that is terrible news.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:19,
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If things weren't looking bad enough already...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:20,
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a good chef is tough to find.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:23,
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so please be gentle with this chef of mine
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:26,
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Yeah, something a bit like that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:26,
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hth xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:26,
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Something about Feargal Sharkey
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:26,
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will you be using a camping fax stove?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:47,
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Yes,
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:52,
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*something about an imaginary missus*
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:54,
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Complaining.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:42,
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You won't believe the colour of my socks!
But the colour of my boxers will BLOW YOUR MIND!
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Peej, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:05,
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So far I've got up and dressed,
spent some time on the phone to the office, and enterprise, and the insurance people, and enterprise again, and the office again, and then a local enterprise, and then the office, and now I'm waiting for the office to call me back.
It's all a lot of fun and doesn't involve the earlier booked plan of driving to wales for a 7.30 start. I feel like I'm winning, but yet, I'm interminably bored.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:05,
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I have a morning of work then an afternoon of staff conference
I am dressed as a cowboy but have no gun at the moment. I will rectify that at lunchtime
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:10,
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are you supposed to dress as a cowboy all day?
also, i know a guy, that knows a guy that can get you a pistol. cash only.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:11,
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I dont know
so I did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:14,
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I haven't got the neck thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:21,
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then you're a shit cowboy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:23,
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i really am
Chris has gone full retard on it. He has a hobby horse and a cap gun
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:24,
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what a top cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:25,
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The wheels are coming off tonight, I have no doubt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:26,
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the neck thing is essential
how else are you going to stop people's spit from spraying in your face when they lol at your company's marketing, just like in the olden days?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:32,
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INORITE
I couldn't find an appropriate tea towel
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:35,
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so basically you're just wearing jeans and a checked shirt?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:42,
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and boots and a hat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:44,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmUsJvRv7U
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:16,
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dressed....... as.............. a.................... cowboy?
what sort of company wants to send that sort of message to its customers? other than possibly companies that herded cattle 150 years ago?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:20,
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INORITE
Cowboys this year, clowns last year. An excellent company image I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:22,
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Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:23,
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there is a property company in manchester called khan and sons
their vans say "you've tried the cowboys, now try the indians"
this is the only acceptable use of cowboys in marketing. oh dear, jesse.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:31,
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Motorcycle couriers-cum-private investigators based in Birmingham in the late 1980s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:22,
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There was a real boon in that area
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:24,
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making loads of curry
Then eating it.
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:22,
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FOR BREAKFAST???!!?11??!!11ONE!1!111??
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:24,
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I see no issue with this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:25,
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Nah starting to make stuff now
Though curry for breakfast isn't a bad idea at all. It's been ages since I've done that.
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:29,
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Its naan too bad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:29,
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bleeuurgh,
how are you anyway?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:30,
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Hey a billion indians do it cant be all bad
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:34,
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NOSIR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:36,
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Dosa for breakfast is a pretty common thing in India.
Yeah ok. Done in from work, knackered and getting stressed about it :(
I could do with a few days off. Just to sleep.
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:38,
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there is a place in hammersmith that does amazing dosas
we should go when you're working on that side of town? it's about a 5 min walk from the station!
tangles would love this place:
www.sagarveg.co.uk/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:39,
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I think I might've been there
Dosas are fucking ace, my local place does amazing ones.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:44,
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sounds like an excellent idea.
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:49,
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If you're looking to get out of london and change pace,
i know a pub that's going to be looking for a new lease holder in about 6 months.
What's stressing you out? are you still at that members club?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:54,
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started a new job just over three months ago.
I've been acting GM for a bit but have just been thrown in at the deep end.
They guy I've taken over from didn't even understand the basics like how to do a rota.
He approved four members of staff off in one week.
Fucking cockend
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:09,
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he does sound a bit stupid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:20,
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The thought of getting out of London is looking more and more appealing.
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:10,
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i made frog a chicken curry last night
so i didn't get to eat it. curry fail :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:30,
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Make a curry sauce
Then split it into two
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:31,
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no, he gets the second half tonight
stops him complaining to me that he's hungry
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:33,
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Then make more sauce and cook veggies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:34,
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veggies paneer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:35,
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That too
I like cauli and potato in a veg curry. Also sweet potato
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:36,
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i used to hate paneer
then i went to a restaurant that did chilli paneer. now i am converted.
i still like a samber best though. best of all teh curries.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:38,
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Mmm... vadai or idli, soaked in sambar
I could eat that right now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:42,
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lentils are the fucking shizzle
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:43,
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You know when you go out for curry and you get a dish of raw onions but they're super tasty.
What's on them to make them that good?
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:54,
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Its normally citrus of some sort
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:55,
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google isn't helping.
I might just guess and see what happens.
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:00,
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This any good?
1/2 large white onion, diced
2 inch piece of cucumber, peeled, seeded and diced
4 ripe cherry tomatoes, diced
3 tbsp finely chopped coriander (leaves and stems)
2 tbsp finely chopped fresh mint (just leaves)
Juice of ½ a lemon
Salt, pepper and sugar to taste
1. Mix all the ingredients together, adjust seasoning to personal preference and serve.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:05,
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Ok, I'm officially hungry now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:06,
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I love that stuff
Mint yoghurt too. I actually have mango chutney and lime pickle in my drawer - JUST IN CASE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:08,
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nah the onions i mean are just onions.
No tomatoes or cucumber. Just delicious raw onions. I bet they have ketchup on them. That's always the secret ingredient.
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:12,
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Just leave the tomato and cucumber out.
It will be the sugar and lemon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:12,
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And the 'erbs dont forget the 'erbs
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:14,
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smack
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:00,
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something Flat something second half something
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:34,
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is the "something flat" your useless dribble of a cock?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:37,
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*sobs* yes... yes it is
*runs off crying*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:38,
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NEXT!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:38,
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They sell them in there?
How rare
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:39,
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Designing the flyer for my 40th birthday while I await attending my doctor's appointment.
It's shitting hot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:30,
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OLD!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:31,
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Why do you need a flyer for your 40th birthday?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:32,
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Because it's going to be fucking awesome.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:33,
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I see.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:34,
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Mental powers fading, needs to have constant reminders
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:35,
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I think he means invitations, but I dunno
Invitations are a personal thing you send to your friends, whereas flyers are more to entice people you don't know to hopefully turn up to something.
Maybe Vag doesn't have any friends?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:38,
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Invitations, which are being done in the style of a flyer.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:43,
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Top Tip: Use 'fractals' and illuminous lettering for a 90's rave look
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:45,
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He could get Mr C to restart the old illegal centre point radio and advertise the location from there
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:52,
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I'm using seven different fonts and making each letter a different colour.
It's going to be GREAT!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:20,
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Dropping hints, so that someone actually sends him a card.
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Muns, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:38,
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Same shit different day.
Although I'm not dressed up as a cowboy, nor will I be expected to do any line dancing, so I'm far better off than some other poor cunt I could mention.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:41,
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You have more chance of line dancing today than I do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:44,
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LIES
I can tell your thumbs are itching to loop through your belt loops and you are just a Dolly Parton away from a line dance
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:54,
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I'm wanking 9 to 5
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:56,
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What a way to make a living!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:59,
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lol
you're not allowed to make any tea today
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:01,
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Over cowboy porn?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:01,
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If you like
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:03,
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Dolly Parton looks like she escaped from the Nashville equivalent of Westworld.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:59,
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Don't speak badly of Dolly.
She's watching.
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wanderlust, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:01,
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Yul be sorry for that comment later
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:03,
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Almost
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollywood
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:04,
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Working.
And passing messages between my landlord and housemate.
The wire into our fusebox burnt out last night so we need a spark in to give us more electricity; hopefully it isn't the wire between the meter and the box because that'll then require some bloke from the 'leccy board to come in.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:58,
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Windy'll sort it out for you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:03,
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no i won't
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:14,
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I would be more worried about why it burnt out
That is what fuses and circuit breakers are for. If there is a surge taking out the wiring get the fuck out of the house,.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:04,
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might not be a surge,
but yes, it does indicate that if it's before the fuse board that there is a serious problem. after the fuse board, it's a faulty breaker. And they are a lot more common than anyone would have you believe.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:15,
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Spark Chat
Hence me saying get out of the house, if its before the main board and direct from the mains feed into the house then it is shit yourself time as I have seen "WALLS OF DEATH" carrying current, faulty breaker yeah maybe
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:21,
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^ Amateur Hour
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:32,
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Sorry, thought you said Sparks Chat
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:32,
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This board ain't big enough for the both of them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:37,
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Well it aint me thats going to leave
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:48,
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yeah,out of the house either way I'd say.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:37,
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Can't be a faulty breaker.
Since they're old and just use wire.
That's not to say that someone might have used the wrong gauge in one of the fuses though. I've only replaced the downstairs lighting loop as one of the lights shorted (which I then removed).
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:37,
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^ha ha ha ha burnin' alive, burnin' alive
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:17,
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Its not THAT funny
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:20,
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+ this-a-way
burnin' alive, burnin' alive+ that-a-way
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:25,
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My oh my
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:27,
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Do us a new thread please, sports
Let's keep the board moving.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:31,
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