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So Mrs Doubtfire is no moreWho will be the next celebs to depart from our dear world?
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I saw a frog yesterday who had been run over. He was still standing there, looking rather surprised as his guts were poking out of his mouth. What has shocked you lately?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:15,
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Quite inconsiderate of him reallyWhat is the point of having a dead pool with your mates when someone out of left-field suddenly decides to top themselves. Tossers.
Alt: YM never fails to shock me.
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What, you don't like Russel "self appointed mouth piece of the Citizen Smith brigade" Brand?(
Kroney, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:35,
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I'd like him fired out to sea from a cannon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:42,
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I have said it before His Radio 2 show was actually very good and made me warm to him.
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I hate his face, his accent and his breathing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:01,
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I'd like a go on his ex-wife(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:09,
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Ah... sorry i dont keep up with sleb marriagesBut would, I like the GIF of her in the elmo tshirt
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I'D GIF HER ONE!!!!!111!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:36,
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this^I dont want her to sing with her mouth full
Half full, sob
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:19,
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You're a rock star?I was saying thats how you can tell the difference.
You cunt.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:21,
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OI! You stand back from my Rusty Rockets.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:12,
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Patrick Moore.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:30,
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TTJ(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:40,
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Alt: My procrastination skillzorsToday, I have spent time collating and ordering from most urgent to least, using spreadsheets and conditional formatting for colours, a list of 17 items of work I need to do, and decided which I shall do today and which can wait. In the time it has taken me I could have done the lot.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:34,
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I'd like Sarah Millican and John Barrow-Man to die please.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:36,
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You can have a dead Barrow-manbut before he is killed you have to be his boyfriend for a month. Full kissing and bumming, whatever he wants.
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Then Barrow-man lives, and I never watch television again until word reaches me of his demise (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:46,
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frogs vomit by turning their stomachs inside out and wiping them clean fact fans(, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)
also beetle larva vs frog blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2011/09/21/beetle-larva-lures-and-kills-frogs-while-the-adult-hunts-and-paralyses-them/
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prince philip might be gone before the new yearalt: he was fine, he just insisted YM went on top for a change.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:59,
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Clive James Alt: The way the media hype up a simple African sniffles
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You're shocked by media hype?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:07,
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Cher's tie-in with Public Enemy was never going to work was it?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:02,
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Aww. I was quite sad about this. Loved a lot of his films growing up.I hope he wasn't another kiddy fiddler.
Hopefully Bruce Forsythe, or The Only way Is Scatterbomb.
alt. NO! FROG!! Say it aint true.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:11,
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I'm not really one who gets upsets by celebs, but i'm feeling quite "Aww MAN" about it.I had all his movies at one point (my DVD collection slowly disapeared as it got lent out and not returned). Proper loved most of his stuff, the sentimental crap the most. He make me done tear da mostiest.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:15,
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Isn't he the bartender from the Simpsons?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:21,
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Probably old actors that I'll be surprised to find out were still alive.Like Martin Landau, Warren Mitchell or James Earl Jones. Or Rolf Harris if they leave him with his shoelaces.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:19,
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I reaally liked him in Mork & MIndy. Nanoo, nanoo. That's comedy right there.
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I liked him when he was a massive cokehead and alcoholic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:21,
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Beer, cider, shots of Patron, shots of tequila, weed, charlie, wine, wanking.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:31,
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I liked Patch Adams. "Goodnight, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England."
Classic!
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I liked the film where he was a clown paedophile living secretly in a hospital. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:18,
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alt: an article about paternity rights and whether we should have a similar system to other countries, where the parents can share the year's leave between themand some man had written, "take a year off at this stage? it'd be career suicide."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:25,
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Why is that shocking?No one really wants to employ women of child-bearing age.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:26,
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Or babytalkWho gives a fuck
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:31,
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No point replying, I've still got you on 2.0(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:34,
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I hear that poster MEATSNAKEformally known as Frog, is a kind and considerate lover and a human of the highest quality.
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how do you know?you've never met him. if you did, maybe he would insist on being called FROG. formally.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:01,
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so as not to encourage your unwanted spastic attentions and desperate lonely overtures of friendship(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:01,
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I just wrote and decided not to post a reply akin to this, as I realised it was only Dozer, and no one cares.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:03,
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That's extraordinary, I had exactly the same thought process.(
Kroney, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:08,
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Clint Eastwood He's looked like an embalmed corpse for years so we might not notice for a bit.
Alt. McBeef's shower. I'll pass, I think.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:25,
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also i was desperate to book tickets to see gillian anderson in "streetcar", it looks fucking amazingONE DAY there are tickets left for. and it's the ONE FUCKING DAY in september when i have a work thing i can't get out of... gash.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:27,
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Should have tried booking it two weeks ago when it was first in the paper. (, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I WAS ON HOLIDAY THEN, YOU GREAT FLAILING BUFFOON(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:29,
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Yeah, talk about not showing support for a fellow rusty(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:30,
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don't encourage himhe's like a labrador that's spotted its lead and wants to go walkies
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:37,
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My mate went to see that on Friday.She said it was fantastic. GA spent all night afterwards signing pics and being in photos.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:41,
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my friend went last night, he can't shut up about itthere's tickets left for 18 sep if you want to treat Mrs V, get in there quick. it's super cheap as it's the young vic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:42,
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The Shamen really alienated their middle class fans in the later years(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:45,
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Quite clearly you dont given some of the shit you get excited about going to see(, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:57, Reply)
By "Super Cheap" you mean £150 each?While I love my wife dearly, £300 floating about I do not have.
Maybe I'll buy her the DVD and we can watch it in the comfort of our own living room.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:57,
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oh i didn't realise that was the charity nightfair enough, that night is not super cheap. no wonder it's the only night that hasn't sold out.
i'm going to the cinema screening of it on 16 sep, you should do that instead, it's more like a tenner. i was dubious until i saw "frankenstein" that way, it was amazing. you forgot you weren't at the real thing within about a minute.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:29,
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so threy should just show all plays at the cinema then?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:30,
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Can't be much worse than most of the films out. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:34,
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I can't imagine Transformers 4 would make a great play(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:35,
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no, only the ones that far out sell demandlive theatre is a brilliant thing. you should take mini ape to "aliens love underpants" or something meant for toddlers and see how she loves joining in with the live stage stuff.
plus, you know, the story is about your level, so you should be able to follow it if mrs ape reads the book to you before you go.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:37,
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so what you're saying is that theatre is for children and teh childish?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:38,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:44,
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Did you see Benedict Cumberbum is doing Hamlet next year?It's a bit bloody pricey, mind.
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No, that one is just scaryand reminds me, for some reason, of the evil bunny in Watership Down.
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oh ffsare you lot trying to ruin my fantasies?!?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:02,
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got my ticket allllllllllllllllllllllready!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:02,
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Lucky!I guess I'll have to wait for the cinema one. I miss all the good stuff - I wanted to see Frankenstein and Coriolanus as well, but they finished before I found out they were on :(
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Throw a sickie. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:15,
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I'm shocked someone that appeared so cheerful could be depressed. You thought he'd have been an expert in cheering up a bit. Just goes to show he really can't gave been that funny really or he'd have friends to buoy him along under the black dog.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:14,
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He clearly needed a mate to go out and get lashed and do a few lines with. (, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:21, Reply)
I think you're right. I think that's what we all need. If only we knew someone who liked booze and hard drugs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:26,
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Who'd have thought a comedian could have crippling self-worth issues, eh?(
Kroney, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:28,
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What a bunch of Pricks eh? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:33,
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Would someone be a love and start a new thread please?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:03,
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^Im still bloo blooing over mine getting stomped yesterday
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:08,
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Nobody understands the Pynchonesque playfulness of my threads.(
Kroney, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:08,
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I think he meant someone elseCheck with Cranno who is on the 'ok' list for thread-starting
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:12,
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