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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Christ it really is dead on its arse here, isn't it?Alt: Dead words: metro.co.uk/2014/08/25/pussy-cat-marvellous-and-cheerio-just-some-of-the-words-that-no-longer-exist-in-our-vocab-4845616/
Which anachronistic words do you still use, or would like to see make a return?
Which words would you consign to the dictionary bin?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:04,
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I just received a meeting request scheduled for 5pm - 5:30Best way to politely decline?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:05,
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I have a prior arrangement with a marvellous pussycatCheerio
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:08,
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Reply with...'No fucking way - I have a life - bellend'
Perhaps not quite diplomatic but there y'go. If you are still contracting just let them know the extra/over charge as well.
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I was about to ask what an extralover charge was until I focused properly(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Depends on the escort serviceSome offer a half price on the second whore
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Ain't nobody got no damn time for dat shit, my bitches be on heat and I got jive to talk.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:36,
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Tell them if you're not home on time for your 5.15 wank, You can't be held responsible for what might conclude the meeting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:40,
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Or just go to the meetingIt's only half an hour and it's not like he has anything better to do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:44,
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I still use a lot of the words that are apparently deadand who doesn't say Drawers anymore... "yeah I put that file away in my erm desk side box device that slides into a larger box device"
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I assumed that referred to knickers, rather than a drawer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:35,
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www.gingersoftware.com/english-online/spelling-book/confusing-words/any%20more-anymore
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Like I'm gonna believe gingersoftware(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:12,
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Whenever I start the engine in my car I shout "tally ho" And blow a hunting horn as I drive away.
The only word I want to be removed from vocabulary is "totes"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:39,
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^ thisbut also a number of other unnecessarily shortened words that wankers use, like:
delish, bestie, forevs, fab, all that shit.
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no, wait, the other onedick. you are a dick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:51,
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I like 'roister'I dislike 'chillax' and 'voddie'
Ciao!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:52,
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My mates dog was called Roister Doister(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:02,
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I use oaf a lotI'd consign "boss" and "weekend work" to the bin
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:04,
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I say zounds a lot. Apparently it's blaspheming, as it means 'God's wounds'Edit, 'Christ's wounds'
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and thouthou hast the pizzle of a suckling wasp-in-arms
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:39,
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Fucking hellWhere is everyone?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 13:57,
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ima restructure some coffee grounds and hot water(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:04,
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It turns out there are two or three prolific posters that keep this place aliveIf one or two of them don't post for a bit, it dies.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:00,
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He spent the bank holiday roistering, so now he is chillaxing with a voddie.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:08,
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I saw your ice bucket thing, you sound like ant and dec.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:13,
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I made a fictitious dental appointment today, so I'm finishing at 3 on Friday. WOOP WOOP!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16,
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I'm going to schedule in more bullshit appointments to finish early, maybe once a month. That's not excessive.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:20,
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It was pretty incomprehensible though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16,
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I understood it, but I have a fairly good grasp of 'northern' (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:19,
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I'm glad someone got my TOTALLY INTENTIONAL sort of double entendre (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:21,
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OK thenI may have to break out my "celebrity" story ala Kroney
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:03,
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Right, I willI met northern BBC Breakfast finance monkey Steph McGovern on Saturday morning as she was doing the Whitley Bay parkrun. She was very nice indeed, a lot shorter than she looks and has magnificent breasts
She even tweeted me!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:11,
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Google wants me to look at other stuff, related to Steph McGovern
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:16,
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Just letting you know I'll be busy for a while(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:19,
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Kirkwood has excellent norks(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:27,
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It looks that way if you don't have any 'friends', I know mine does.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:22,
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