Alistair Darling resembles Paul O'Grady a bit. Who else resembles someone else a bit?
What do you imagine other B3Tans to look like?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:34, 123 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

BAWBAGS

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I look nothing like bawbags

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:44, Reply)

PISH?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I do look like pish, I must confess

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I reckon you look like an uglier Steve Guttenberg

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)

That dont imPRESS me much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Sporters - A young John Craven
Tangles - Stephen Merchant
Doctor Best Troll - Richard Dawkins
Windy Pig - Burt Reynolds
Stunned & Monty - The Hairy Bikers
Rev Fister - Johnny Vegas
Bonz - Timmy Mallett
Xavier - Bob Hoskins
Dozer - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia, especially at the end
Nakers - Tutankhamun's death mask
Placid - American boxer Butterbean
Lighty - Ben Kingsley
Drimble - Dave Benson Phillips
Baggenfock - Rob Fairholme
Gonz - Super Mario
JTDF - Krishnan Guru-Murthy
AA - Beavis
Kroney - Theo Paphitis
Munsta - Wayne Sleep
Jaysums - A big fat bald queer with Gazzas face
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:40, Reply)

YES!
*knits jumper*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Fister looks like Alexander Armstrong
or...... Keith Millen
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I had to Google Keith Millen.
#FootieFail
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Excellent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:46, Reply)

You're not wrong there, Si.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:47, Reply)

aaaah nooor deeee-ave

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Meatsnake- Erik Weihenmayer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Did Ben Stiller fuck Jim Carrey?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:57, Reply)

It was more the hilarious joke that he is a blind mountaineer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)

oh ok

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)

see its really funny innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

I did a smirk after I googled him tbh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)

NO SMIRKING INDOORS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

I see you as the little one from Diff'rent Strokes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I'm blacker and shorter

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I see you as the one off the jam jar label then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Lovely pic of you and swipe here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:56, Reply)

you stalky little weirdo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Don't tell me you're not flattered to have a stalker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:01, Reply)

delete this please

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Which one Is which?Genuine lol there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:04, Reply)

I have fucked both gummier and blacker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:05, Reply)

I know, I met your missus.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:06, Reply)

TRU DAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:07, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:09, Reply)

A few days of non posting and Im forgotten about already.
YOU BASTARDS!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

I don't know who you are. Soz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Hi new person

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)

No I never
You're appropriately at the bottom
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)

Johnny Vegas?
Er...I've got to say you're some way off the mark here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:42, Reply)

I think I may be on all of them to be fair

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)

OK Johnny Vegas before he lost a lot of weight
Is that better
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Much better.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:51, Reply)

No he doesn't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)

And, like most people, he looks better with a beard:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:44, Reply)

He looks like a bad guy in Die Hard 6 or something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:45, Reply)

He would properly fuck you up without the slightest hint of remorse

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Kroney - gay(er) Tiff Needell

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:49, Reply)

I've seen a bash pic of dozer, that wasn't good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:53, Reply)

i thought it was....
SHIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:16, Reply)

I was trying to be kind. He does have a shit face.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:18, Reply)

it was a reference to his turd coloured "shit" sweatshirt
with shit on it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Oh yeah DBT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:31, Reply)

Fun fact:
When you say the word "prick", it moves backwards through your mouth as you say it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I still owe you for those fags. We'll sort it later this week or next week if you are about.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)

I think you are meant to call the rent boys now.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Cool beans, send us a text or something

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:15, Reply)

OK.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:19, Reply)

I'm going to Argos after work!!! Who's jelly?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 15:59, Reply)

No one, good, good.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)

You are the son of Zeus and Danae
AICMFP
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

I'm sorry, I can only offer you £5 of store vouchers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

I will take em.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)

I knew you would, every time, works like a charm

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)

I has pizza vouchers :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:07, Reply)

cool

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Is he having a go at your missus and her ex again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:09, Reply)

I doubt he even gets it to be honest, he's just trying to join in bless him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)

We all know that the best way to get in with the cool kids is to repeat something you heard one of them say once

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)

^ TGGI
BOAT! LOL?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Poor tangles, destined to never be repeated :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)

I just want stibbins, sculpture of man and ranker joe to like me :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:14, Reply)

They don't post anymore, ergo they are cooler than us :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I just want to fit in with the hip and groovy crowd.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Never gonna happen Grandad.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:14, Reply)

I would fuck him up good and proper

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)

It's okay he's sabotaged himself by buying 'the moneypit arms'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Nah I went there yesterday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Cor what did you get?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:05, Reply)

A new printer for the missus
I know how to treat a lady
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I'm getting mine a triple pack of mechanical plug socket timers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Cor, if that doesn't get her fizzing at the clopper, I don't know what will

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:09, Reply)

bitches be loving low grade electrical goods, yo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:09, Reply)

3D printer purchance?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Dunno if they do them at Argos

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:17, Reply)

If I wanted one of them, I'd get in touch with you yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Just thinking long term on the dildo money you could save.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)

They've been running an anonymous interview with one of the
Rotherham grooming victims on the news.

I know it's terrible and I shouldn't have less sympathy but the accent...

"Then 'e wurr a top o meh"

"Then 'e wurr raaaaaapin' meh"

"Jerreh, Jerreh! 'E's raaaapin meh"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:18, Reply)

I reckon I could probably still wank to it though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:19, Reply)

I didn't say I couldn't do that.
I just genuinely have less sympathy because they are cretins.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Hey guys time for me to PEAROAST my fascinating Alistair Darling anecdote:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1459330
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:20, Reply)

I saw Alistair Darling in Edinburgh. He was collecting campaign funds.
Blow job, Boss?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Did he have an expression on his face that kind of said "Yes, I am Alistair Darling. I can that see you can't help noticing that I am him."?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:24, Reply)

I couln't see his face. He was on his knees.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Proper back to work blues today. It's shit.
I broke my bed last night too so had a horrid sleep on a fouton.
Vile vile vile.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:23, Reply)

I pity the futon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:24, Reply)

I could probably fix the bed if i could be bothered and was a bit more "hammer and nails"
These are the days I regret not having any butch lesbian friends.

Im all for a divan next. I aint putting NOTHING together
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:26, Reply)

there was a truly vile post on here once about a gay guy who shagged some dude and its cat shit right in front of his nose as he was sleeping on the futon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:25, Reply)

He goes in the litter box EVERY OTHER TIME!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/personalhygiene/post75360
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
RANK!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:32, Reply)

This is because cats secretly hate the gays,

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)

always with the bedshitter stories

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:27, Reply)

i imagine each person to be
a non descript clay ball made to look vaguely human shaped, like that Anthony Gormly thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:51, Reply)

nondescript

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 17:04, Reply)