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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Seeing as so many people are considering their careers/work/paths/education/exceotahz at the moment, and it's a bit slowpoke today, let's have a Work Chat thread.
I've always thought that I would like to get half a dozen or soo select b3tans and do some Srs Bzns. I have some ideas of my own at the moment, got an app/platform i'm making at the moment.
If we were all going to club together with our skill sets, what would you bring to the table? What would you like our new buisness to do? Do you think you'd need any education for where you see it heading? What kind of wage do you want? Any insights to this topic?
I'm alright in my job, but feel I need a kick up the bum.
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I've always thought that I would like to get half a dozen or soo select b3tans and do some Srs Bzns. I have some ideas of my own at the moment, got an app/platform i'm making at the moment.
If we were all going to club together with our skill sets, what would you bring to the table? What would you like our new buisness to do? Do you think you'd need any education for where you see it heading? What kind of wage do you want? Any insights to this topic?
I'm alright in my job, but feel I need a kick up the bum.
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:54, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Medical stuff, running a juicer, pretty much hands on stuff, very little internetty, or IT.
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Just give me 15 minutes in your office with the computer logged in and the printer set up - and your stamp full of ink - and we'll have a deal.
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I'm after a permanent position now. The consultancy stuff has suited me well for the last couple of years when I needed flexibility given the divorce, moving house, settling Lemmy etc. but it's now time to go back to a permanent thing.
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I can see what UKIP are talking about, all these romanian STIs coming here causing bare hassle for the british NHS.
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Im very good at office gossip and delegating work.
I am a bloody fast learner though on a serious note.
I'd take as low as £20k after tax.
Can I work from home?
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I am a bloody fast learner though on a serious note.
I'd take as low as £20k after tax.
Can I work from home?
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I think we can do better than £25kpa, and we need a good Closer. Can you 'Ciel The Deal' ?
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Depends on type
Anything other than Earl Grey and I make one of the best you will taste, earl grey not good.
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Anything other than Earl Grey and I make one of the best you will taste, earl grey not good.
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I only drink loose leaf, so yes
Although a proper teapot is preferable.
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Although a proper teapot is preferable.
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I would like to design sex aids for Pandas
seems quite an easy job. I bring hard-core negotiation skills and management bullshit buzzword to run up your flagpole
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seems quite an easy job. I bring hard-core negotiation skills and management bullshit buzzword to run up your flagpole
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Its because you are planning those
wifi operated panda dildos right this minute
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wifi operated panda dildos right this minute
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I am thinking of an iPad/ Phone control
Dil Drone, that can fly up to a panda and give them a good thrusting to get them in the mood, then make them follow it to the nearest mate, and boom population problem solved.
It could even have a small flash memory and iTunes that why it can play some Barry White at the same time
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Dil Drone, that can fly up to a panda and give them a good thrusting to get them in the mood, then make them follow it to the nearest mate, and boom population problem solved.
It could even have a small flash memory and iTunes that why it can play some Barry White at the same time
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I definately didnt look for all the pictures when I got
especially as my wife was out for the evening so I had the house to myself,
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especially as my wife was out for the evening so I had the house to myself,
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Looks like the surgeon has got involved
Not for me thanks I will let you have her
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Not for me thanks I will let you have her
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I bring sarcasm and violent swearing to my role
I can also "tidy" any biscuits and coffee you may have
( , Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)
I can also "tidy" any biscuits and coffee you may have
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up there we got a coffee maker, and here we got a coffee drinker.
That's the first match right there.
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That's the first match right there.
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What I bring to the table no one else can, I doodle on my telephone pad and make sarcastic comments about customers at the very same time.
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Gee thanks. I had always wanted to be made bankrupt again and if there's any way to achieve that a b3tan business venture is certainly it.
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If you need someone to pretend to like people just to get money out of them I can help
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GOD I SAID I'LL PAY YOU BACK THAT FIVER OH GOD I CANT DEAL WITH THIS.
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We really need an ethnic chap to serve our curries on a Wednesday. Pataks and Uncle Bens, dressed up as something "real", half rice and chips, just ask.
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You're soo wrong on that.
Do you know what chavs have chips with their curry? Because they don't feel the social bounderies that people with self esteem do.
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Do you know what chavs have chips with their curry? Because they don't feel the social bounderies that people with self esteem do.
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There is a lot of food snobbery on here. From people who probably secretly eat cold beans from the tin.
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Not from me friend. Only the finest bernard mathews will ever darken my door. Icelands up on kilburn high road really is a godsend.
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I can cause upset and create tension within any working environment.
Although I don't really have any HR experience....
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Although I don't really have any HR experience....
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Whoops, my bill for my hosting for the last 3 months is over £1500. I only have a dozen or soo wordpress blogs, the biggest hitting 100mb, yet they're saying I have over 30gb of content.
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I am guessing he has the full iCloud downloads on there behind a paywall
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I assume they're counting the SQL usage as well...
...and you've been spammed to buggery in the comments?
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...and you've been spammed to buggery in the comments?
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I presume so, SQL usage doesn't seem to be reported by this install of Cpan
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I can contribute the million pound website idea my co-worker foolishly explained to me over lunch
I'll take 8% Equity and be a silent partner.
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I'll take 8% Equity and be a silent partner.
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I did say he foolishly explained it to me
implying I recognise that sharing it around is a bad idea.
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implying I recognise that sharing it around is a bad idea.
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Has he devised one that allows workers to 'get on with it' unobstructed without spending more time reporting what they're doing than doing what they're doing?
There's a shortage of those.
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There's a shortage of those.
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I imagine you as a dark James Dean. Sitting on the chair backwards, arms folded on the seat back. Chewing gum.
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I can bring big-ticket sales experience, man-management skills, gravitas, technical knowhow and..
..a head like a bollock.
Any use?
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..a head like a bollock.
Any use?
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