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	 JTDF Birthday Thread
	JTDF Birthday Thread
 	In honour of Jeff's birthday, tell the world of your best and worst birthdays, presents, parties, cards, days, etc....
Alt:
Work woes
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01,
	
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	 Alt: I have no work woes coz I'm leaving!
	Alt: I have no work woes coz I'm leaving!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:03,
	
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	 You must have had some to leave
	You must have had some to leave
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:03,
	
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	 Contractor, in'ee
	Contractor, in'ee
 	And, like all contractors, he is necessarily a committed paedophile.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:07,
	
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	 GO HARD OR GO HOME
	GO HARD OR GO HOME
 	No, thats not right
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:08,
	
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	 I'm in a grump with him after he suggested on Twitter this morning
	I'm in a grump with him after he suggested on Twitter this morning
 	that Ross from Friends could beat me up.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12,
	
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	 Thanks
	Thanks
 	FRIENDS
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14,
	
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	 Because you were being a curmudgeon
	Because you were being a curmudgeon
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:52,
	
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	 Friends is shit and I want them to shut up with their whining
	Friends is shit and I want them to shut up with their whining
 	Also, obviously I was being a curmudgeon, that is what I am.
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 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:01,
	
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	 My birthday last tuesday was pretty uneventful.
	My birthday last tuesday was pretty uneventful.
 	I was suffering from a mixture of ill and hangover so had my tea and went to bed.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:03,
	
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	 Thats pretty shit
	Thats pretty shit
 	Have another night out
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:04,
	
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	 Oh, I will.
	Oh, I will.
 	There's an Oktoberfest celebration in a giant marquee this weekend. Going to take a halfer on Friday and go to that.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14,
	
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	 Quite simply an excellent plan
	Quite simply an excellent plan
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:21,
	
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	 My next birthday will be my best one as I'm getting two pet turtles.
	My next birthday will be my best one as I'm getting two pet turtles.
 	Alt: Oh God, I wouldn't know where to start, just leave it yeah?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:06,
	
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	 get four.
	get four.
 	and a rat.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:07,
	
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	 I don't like rats.
	I don't like rats.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09,
	
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	 If you don't get the rat who will teach the turtles how to fight?
	If you don't get the rat who will teach the turtles how to fight?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11,
	
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	 I don't want them to fight, I just want them to swim about in a tank looking cool, I'm easily pleased.
	I don't want them to fight, I just want them to swim about in a tank looking cool, I'm easily pleased.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12,
	
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	 Then how will they protect themselves against the warthog and rhino?
	Then how will they protect themselves against the warthog and rhino?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:18,
	
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	 Just keep them upstairs innit, warthogs and rhinos, like gays and albinos can't go upstairs.
	Just keep them upstairs innit, warthogs and rhinos, like gays and albinos can't go upstairs.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20,
	
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	 You're confusing stair climbing with whistling.
	You're confusing stair climbing with whistling.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24,
	
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	 Nerd
	Nerd
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 Told the missus she looked like a turtle last night.
	Told the missus she looked like a turtle last night.
 	Surprisingly, she didn't appreciate the comparison. Women, amirite?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:08,
	
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	 They always look for the negatives.
	They always look for the negatives.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09,
	
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	 Turtley, dude
	Turtley, dude
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10,
	
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	 She was FLIPPIN' MAD
	She was FLIPPIN' MAD
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11,
	
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	 Shell calm down soon, dont worry
	Shell calm down soon, dont worry
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11,
	
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	 What are their names gonna be?
	What are their names gonna be? 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12,
	
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	 I don't know, maybe Nigel and Paul or something.
	I don't know, maybe Nigel and Paul or something.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 My brothers cat is called Nigel.
	My brothers cat is called Nigel. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14,
	
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	 My mates dog is called Oliver.
	My mates dog is called Oliver.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:15,
	
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	 It was my birthday last week
	It was my birthday last week
 	it was shit
Alt. Work is shit
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:07,
	
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	 This year I got a 59 reissue Les Paul
	This year I got a 59 reissue Les Paul
 	best. birthday. ever.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:07,
	
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	 When I was 10 my grandad died on my birthday
	When I was 10 my grandad died on my birthday
 	not so good, that one
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:08,
	
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	 Sorry for your loss.
	Sorry for your loss. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11,
	
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	 I barely knew him to be honest
	I barely knew him to be honest
 	it was more that other people around me were upset.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:15,
	
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	 Sorry for their loss.
	Sorry for their loss. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17,
	
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	 cheers hun
	cheers hun
 	Anyway, you alright?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20,
	
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	 Yeah, having a great time mooching around a RAF base.
	Yeah, having a great time mooching around a RAF base. 
 	Plus got the kitchen finished. It looks tip top.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:22,
	
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	 Nice
	Nice
 	What base? Not Thorny Island, by any chance?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:23,
	
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	 No, Brize.
	No, Brize. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24,
	
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	 Ah ok
	Ah ok
 	What takes you there? Work?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:27,
	
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	 No Brizes for guessing!
	No Brizes for guessing!
 	Haha get it?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:42,
	
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	 That's Nort-on
	That's Nort-on
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:53,
	
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	 Did he manage to give you your present first though?
	Did he manage to give you your present first though?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11,
	
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	 Yeah, it was clothes
	Yeah, it was clothes
 	that's why I killed him
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12,
	
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	 Too right, should have got you the board game 'I VANT TO BITE YOUR FINGER'
	Too right, should have got you the board game 'I VANT TO BITE YOUR FINGER'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	If I don't get Ghost Castle this year, Imma cut some cunt up
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16,
	
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	 I want Ghost Castle too, and Kong Man, and I'm sulking for weeks if it doesn't happen.
	I want Ghost Castle too, and Kong Man, and I'm sulking for weeks if it doesn't happen.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17,
	
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	 Proportionate and fair.
	Proportionate and fair.
 	No child likes to receive a 'practical' birthday present.
I was given an electric razor for my 16th birthday by my parents. A fucking razor.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16,
	
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	 Is that because you were a hairy goat boy?
	Is that because you were a hairy goat boy? 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17,
	
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	 officelolling hard
	officelolling hard
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:21,
	
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	 It was intended for use on his palms.
	It was intended for use on his palms.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:23,
	
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	 I was more of a bumfluffy goat boy back then
	I was more of a bumfluffy goat boy back then
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 haha awww
	haha awww
 	thing is, your folks probably felt dead proud of you for that. Our little boy and all that.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20,
	
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	 All in all it was a pretty shit birthday.
	All in all it was a pretty shit birthday.
 	Of my three closest friends, one had stopped being my friend because he had a girlfriend now; one was away on holiday and the other had been grounded and wasn't allowed to come out with me.
But none of that stopped my from going to the Groovy Garden at the Tic Toc and dancing my skinny arse off all night.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:30,
	
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	 This should probably have been my answer to the main question.
	This should probably have been my answer to the main question.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 Chicks man, am I right?
	Chicks man, am I right?
 	But hey, you got to boogie. And isn't that what it's all about?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:33,
	
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	 I thought the hokey-cokey was what it was all about?
	I thought the hokey-cokey was what it was all about?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:41,
	
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	 I assumed that was the dance you were doing
	I assumed that was the dance you were doing
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:57,
	
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	 electric razors are shit
	electric razors are shit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24,
	
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	 ^^^
	^^^
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:31,
	
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	 Fucking hell, really?
	Fucking hell, really?
 	WOO!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09,
	
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	 Yeah
	Yeah
 	2014 spec, Iced Tea burst, fucking beautiful
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2373977
	 
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2373977
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14,
	
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	 I have a picture of it here
	I have a picture of it here
 	but b3tards isn't working. What do I do?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:19,
	
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	 Use photobucket or imgur or something
	Use photobucket or imgur or something
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20,
	
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	 Wow, that was easy
 	imgur.com/mq4V7eJ
	Wow, that was easy
 	imgur.com/mq4V7eJ
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:21,
	
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	 I think I've just cum
	I think I've just cum
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:25,
	
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	 The down side is that I've had to be really nice to my wife ever since
	The down side is that I've had to be really nice to my wife ever since
 	It's barely worth it, to be honest
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:27,
	
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	 Less talking, more playing
	Less talking, more playing
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:27,
	
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	 At 65 years old, the Ru Paul tribute act is surprisingly popular in southern Hampshire.
	At 65 years old, the Ru Paul tribute act is surprisingly popular in southern Hampshire.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09,
	
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	 Shut up Jaysum
	Shut up Jaysum
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10,
	
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	 Thread over - TH wins
	Thread over - TH wins
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 'Member Eugenius?
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g1f9fcEQ4k
	'Member Eugenius?
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g1f9fcEQ4k
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 I don't
	I don't
 	but that's pretty cool
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14,
	
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	 yes.
	yes.
 	Used to be called Captain America.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24,
	
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	 Worst birthday was my 20th that I spent on my own, in my room above a pub,
	Worst birthday was my 20th that I spent on my own, in my room above a pub, 
 	9 cans of export Guinness and a kebab. Good times. 
Alt: No woes great job here, heard some official secrets today about ongoing action in Iraq and Syria. Signed a form and all sorts.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10,
	
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	 Tell the boys about the military stuff. We'll keep it between ourselves?
	Tell the boys about the military stuff. We'll keep it between ourselves?
 	Daughters birthday next month,  might get her a budgie.
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	 I'm starting to spec out my first entirely new PC in about four years.
	I'm starting to spec out my first entirely new PC in about four years.
 	I'm so excited I keep banging my erection on my desk leg.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10,
	
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	 Nerd.
	Nerd. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12,
	
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	 We can't all be uber-cool guitarists.
	We can't all be uber-cool guitarists.
 	Restrung my Takamine for the first time in a clear decade though, the other day.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 Ten years between restrings?!
	Ten years between restrings?!
 	I wish! Even with coated strings mine only last about 3 months with home use - or one gig - especially if the acid-fingered git that is Pooflake plays them.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:19,
	
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	 That's because I leave gaps of a decade between strums.
	That's because I leave gaps of a decade between strums.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20,
	
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	 Then keep your strings slackened off until you strum* - the guitar's neck will thank you for it
	Then keep your strings slackened off until you strum* - the guitar's neck will thank you for it
 	*Fnaaar
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:29,
	
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	 Do you sit straddling the desk leg, like an amorous collie?
	Do you sit straddling the desk leg, like an amorous collie?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 I do a lot of turning around.
	I do a lot of turning around.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 Every now and then?
	Every now and then?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:13,
	
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	 Buy a PS4
	Buy a PS4
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 Come on, Peej, don't be a prick.
	Come on, Peej, don't be a prick.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:18,
	
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	 PS4 is da best!
	PS4 is da best!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:23,
	
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	 ^prick
	^prick
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24,
	
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	 xbox is for gayz
	xbox is for gayz
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:26,
	
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	 Serious answer
	Serious answer
 	I'd really like to do this. I've been scrounging up parts from work for the last few years and have a pretty good spec. Dual Quad core Xeons, Pair of Crossfired HD5770's 16gb RAM etc etc but it would be lovely to start one from scratch and not have to scrimp in any area. Trouble is the graphics card I picked out costs almost 500 quid on its own.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:31,
	
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	 Yeah but imagine all the high-end gaming you could do with that
	Yeah but imagine all the high-end gaming you could do with that
 	
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	 I would need to do at least 10-12 high end gaming to justify it.
	I would need to do at least 10-12 high end gaming to justify it.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:38,
	
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	 I could probably make do with a newer GPU
	I could probably make do with a newer GPU 
 	But then it'll bottleneck at the RAM and that's ddr2, so to update that I'll have to do the motherboard, which means a new chip. Fucking snowballing cunt.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:44,
	
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	 YEAH, THiS^
	YEAH, THiS^ 
 	Fucking computers *shakes head*
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:27,
	
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	 I built a quick-ish one about 3 years ago or so and all I've done to it is install about 3 programs.
	I built a quick-ish one about 3 years ago or so and all I've done to it is install about 3 programs.
 	It's all 'tablet this' and 'mobile that' in Gormo towers these days.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:32,
	
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	 New Civ spin-off's coming out, innit.
	New Civ spin-off's coming out, innit.
 	It's about all the gaming I do nowadays.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:47,
	
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	 I could never get into Civ, for some reason.
	I could never get into Civ, for some reason.
 	Age of Empires all the way.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:49,
	
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	 Could the reason possibly be because you are neither an acne-ridden, BO-stinking teenage boy, nor a sad, fat neck-beard still living with your parents despite being in your late 20s?
	Could the reason possibly be because you are neither an acne-ridden, BO-stinking teenage boy, nor a sad, fat neck-beard still living with your parents despite being in your late 20s?
 	Maybe you should be baking cupcakes or getting into burlesque instead?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:57,
	
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	 Steady on ,I do NOT have a neckbeard.
	Steady on ,I do NOT have a neckbeard.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:59,
	
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	 I'm ideally suited for either of those pursuits.
	I'm ideally suited for either of those pursuits.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:05,
	
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	 G Cup Cakes
	G Cup Cakes
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:14,
	
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	 Burlyesque
	Burlyesque
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:15,
	
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	 Bunga Bunga
	Bunga Bunga 
 	
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	 I bought one that was cheap 4 years ago
	I bought one that was cheap 4 years ago
 	Amazingly it can still do Internet and store photos!!!
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:26,
	
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	 Most of my childhood birthdays were crap
	Most of my childhood birthdays were crap
 	My mother and I didn't get on.
Alt: Work's pretty good at the moment - Last job was fucking dire. Bit difficult when you're the only non-German in a German company, working as the only guy in the UK and there's a poisonous fucker in the German office dripping bile against you into the MD's ear on a daily basis.
Still, i was very well paid and managed to terrify the poor fucker into a crying fit when I left.
Happy days.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12,
	
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	 'German office employee reports accurately on UK based work to rule Bolshevik.' Or 'Man surprised at having to find another job yet again'. They both kindof write themselves really.
	'German office employee reports accurately on UK based work to rule Bolshevik.' Or 'Man surprised at having to find another job yet again'. They both kindof write themselves really.
 	
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	 Oh come on!
	Oh come on!
 	19 minutes to get this one in? You're slacking (not as much as me though)
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:33,
	
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	 Happy birthday, Jeffers old fruit.
	Happy birthday, Jeffers old fruit.
 	Alt: the only woe with my awesome job is that doesn't pay a fair wage. Still, that's what you get for working in a supermarket, I guess.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:41,
	
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	 I thought you were a drug dealer?
	I thought you were a drug dealer?
 	Not a till monkey
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:20,
	
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	 Are you aware that many supermarkets have pharmacies in them now?
	Are you aware that many supermarkets have pharmacies in them now?
 	In fact, didn't you arrange for them to be there in order to meet the precise needs of the customers?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:24,
	
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	 I just hope that clubcard users were at the very heart of the strategy
	I just hope that clubcard users were at the very heart of the strategy
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:28,
	
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	 My 21st was amazing
	My 21st was amazing
 	Nice meal with parents, pub golf, fantastic day, woke up with no hangover the next day. It then was topped off with my family meal a week later, had an absolutely beautiful steak dinner.
My 25th was shit, due to me being so hungover that I could barely keep food down all day, let alone drink.
Alt: I'm here, that's bad enough.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:46,
	
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	 You're the Liam Gallagher of the business card admin world mate.
	You're the Liam Gallagher of the business card admin world mate.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:52,
	
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 	mate sunsheeeiyyyyyne
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06,
	
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	 I've just ordered some feed and return hoses
	I've just ordered some feed and return hoses
 	for my car's heater!!! :D
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:03,
	
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	 YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
	YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06,
	
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	 *fist pump*
	*fist pump*
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:10,
	
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	 I fed my hose up YMs return last night
	I fed my hose up YMs return last night
 	or something
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:21,
	
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	 Best would be 13th or 14th (cant remember which) when I had my first proper introduction to the orals
	Best would be 13th or 14th (cant remember which) when I had my first proper introduction to the orals
 	Alt: just bored but busy.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06,
	
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	 + and he is still my favourite uncle to this day
	+ and he is still my favourite uncle to this day
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:12,
	
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	 + took me days to rinse the taste out
	+ took me days to rinse the taste out
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:13,
	
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	 AND RIGHTLY SO!
	AND RIGHTLY SO!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:14,
	
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	 I has a new bottle of whisky to look forward to on my birthday.
	I has a new bottle of whisky to look forward to on my birthday.
 	Aberlour a'bunadh batch 48, which is meant to be rather nice.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:32,
	
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	 Bottled by cthulhu, right?
	Bottled by cthulhu, right?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:33,
	
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	 he's the only one with the necessary tentacles, yes
	he's the only one with the necessary tentacles, yes
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:05,
	
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	 I liked the batch 47
	I liked the batch 47 
 	so it should be good.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:16,
	
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	 It's my 40th and our 10th wedding anniversary next year, my wife wants to do something special. I really can't be arsed to tell the truth.
	It's my 40th and our 10th wedding anniversary next year, my wife wants to do something special. I really can't be arsed to tell the truth.
 	I'm up for something for the anniversary but bollocks to the birthday.  #midlifecrisis
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:34,
	
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	 Its my 40th soon
	Its my 40th soon
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:35,
	
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	 Have you considered murder suicide?
	Have you considered murder suicide?
 	#murdersuicide
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:36,
	
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	 Just option A
	Just option A
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:37,
	
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	 Would you go in all guns blazing or sat atop a building picking off people who have wronged you from a list?
	Would you go in all guns blazing or sat atop a building picking off people who have wronged you from a list?
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:41,
	
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	 I think the considered sniper approach would bring the best results
	I think the considered sniper approach would bring the best results
 	Turning people's heads into pink mist and all that
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:44,
	
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	 An interesting theory.
	An interesting theory.
 	I might have to watch 
Falling Down again now.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:46,
	
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	 Your head is like lettuce?
	Your head is like lettuce?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:37,
	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
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