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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning OT. How are we today?
We have budgies
best of all things to keep in a cage. They're excellent!
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:53, 198 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I disagree
Hamsters m8. Hamsters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:56, Reply)
Lets find out!!!
What is the best thing to be kept in a cage?




(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:01, Reply)
I woke up to the radio news
Apparently in the search for a missing schoolgirl police have found a body and it's now a murder investigation.

So be on your guard, there's a killer schoolgirl out there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:16, Reply)
Is it Mary Bell from the 60s?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:18, Reply)
I reckon edjogs is Bible John.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Newcastle's finest

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
It just goes to show.
The pretty ones never turn up alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Gimps

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:23, Reply)
this would have been funnier if you'd just put "nicolas"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
You'd be funnier if you shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:14, Reply)
^ DOMESTIC ABUSE ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Pretty sure flying creatures aren't the best thing to keep in a cage.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:57, Reply)
typical swivel eyed loony lefty Marxist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:00, Reply)
Way to make it even more boring here PETAphile

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:02, Reply)
try telling that to lemmy
he bloody loves his cage, he's happy as anything in there. prey animals need somewhere to feel safe. we leave the door open whenever we're in, but most of the time the ungrateful little shite doesn't want to come out. and he hates flying, the lazy git. flying creature, we bloody wish.

but yeah, anything much bigger than a budgie, and i don't approve. too intelligent to be caged up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)
The door is kept open, they'll just sleep there. They're having a wander round at the moment.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:11, Reply)
beware of le chien!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Don't confuse the man, he's barely mastered English.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Yeah, he seems interested, but not hungry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
my sister-in-law's brother had a budgie
he was called earl, because he was grey.

after about two years of disinterest, their spaniel caught him. he didn't actually do anything, just carried him around in his mouth, but poor earl died of shock a few hours later :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
:(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)
budgie out = dog out
and you'll be fine!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)
earl sounds like a pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:29, Reply)
No it was a budgie

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
yeah well, you sound like a sheep shagging a goat
a shoat!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
ri-iiiight...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://magsx2.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/geep.jpg&imgrefurl=http://magsx2.wordpress.com/2011/08/01/not-a-sheep-or-a-goat-its-a-geep-australia-pictures/&h=184&w=275&tbnid=rkro_lYdd7RmHM:&zoom=1&tbnh=133&tbnw=200&usg=__DN9OdtgWyb2XROCuCAKoiXsCZNA=&docid=VlUbln-howSQZM&itg=1&ved=0CIEBEMo3&ei=Qb4rVKT7F4HlatzwgvAC
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)
geeplol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)
cest combien le chien don la fenetre

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)
What are they called?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Pinky and Perky, though that may change.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
If I were you I'd change it.
Those names are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
TGGI^

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
one of the teachers at school used to call me and my best friend pinky and perky
not sure which one was which
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
From all those titgazzes, I'd say you were perky

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
this is why you're my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
It was perky, and your teacher had a camera in the changing rooms.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Did he touch you in bad places?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)
sadly not
every girl in the school was half in love with that man.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)
who was gay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
no, that was a different one
pinkyperky was married, damn his wife and all her kind
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:35, Reply)
He was basically saying you were a pair of pigs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
sometimes we got pixie and dixie
so he also thought we were mice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
pretty certain he just couldn't remember your names

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)
nah, he loved me, i was the absolute star of the year at english, once upon a time
he descibed me as "still the finest cream of the crop" when gave me a reference for my masters, and that was years after i left school.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
nonced^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
i wish
the things i would have done to either of those teachers in my school uniform (me, not them)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Tired as fuck today
No idea why. Still, its Wednesday and (so far) I have no work to do this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)
My guess, is that you're tired because you need more sleep than you've had.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
You might just be on to something here
I see Dr Fox has been outing his cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:14, Reply)
He's not even a real doctor.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Exactly, he's a mere GP.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Gay Peado

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
A witchdoctor would make a better healer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
All night beer and frenzied masturbation?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I only had three bottles in the fridge
Got bored of the football and started watching Life On Mars
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
you've got good eyesight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
You should try stopping all the wanking
It gets better after a while
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Life On Mars was fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Just started watching it last week
Onto episode 4 or something
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
that Keeley Hawes eh?
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:40, Reply)
She has the look of a friend of mine about her

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)
double cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:43, Reply)
this^
She's very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
I'm still trying to recover from having two late nights at the weekend
/old
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:35, Reply)
On Wednesday?
Blimey, you really are getting old
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Shut up I'm still younger than you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Yet I can manage a couple of late nights without bloo blooing for half the week afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
He's really letting the side down here isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
He needed a good kebab to sort him out
Thats the problem
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)
It's not so much the late nights as the early starts that go with them.
Out again tomorrow night and all
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
I find the kids ALWAYS get up earlier when you've been out for a night out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
They're such pricks, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)
They really are
My two managed to fight about 30 seconds after the 2nd one got up at 6:30. Daughter goes stomping off into kitchen, Son shouts at top of voice

"STOP STAMPING, YOU'LL WAKE MAMMY UP!!!!"

err, she'll be awake now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)

A U
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Stumping?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Stunned POster?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)
stumped poster will be his new name

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)
MINE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
sounds like our house
WILL YOUN SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!

NO YOUN SHUT UP

NO YOUN SHUT UP

etc until parent goes up and does WILL YOUN ALL SHUT UP
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Mammy?
Are your family all blackface Minstrels?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
NOSIR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
alright twats?
It's my wednesday today
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
It is Wednesday today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Give up, mate. Pynchonesque comedic irony isn't liked round here.
It's all football chat and racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)
much to my chagrin :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:43, Reply)
NO TOILET ROLL CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
*loo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
B+

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
NO LOOB GOING IN DRY

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Like a boss

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Wednesday sock update, NO SOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Freak big toe

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)
isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
It looks like a little penis

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

a my
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)
hmmmmmmm................... which poster has a famous foot fetish?
KEEP YOUR SICK FLIRTING TO GAZ, EH?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
2 wins for ol' Meatsnake

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
yer, but I'm working from home, hence bare feet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
That's exactly the response I'd expect from a loser with finger toes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)
i haVE LOVELY FEET AKSHULLY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
are those your recently purcahsed trainers?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Yeah, but not that recent, they're all scruffy now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
you'd better get some new ones then...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
I think it's getting into boots time again though, trainers may have to wait.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
i might get some boots this year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I will get these I reckon
www.rubbersole.co.uk/Timberland-EK-RUGGED-6-INCH-MOC-TOE-BOOT-x102578.php
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
bit cvhunky for me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I wasn't going to buy them for you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I'll get you a pair you will like, such as these
www.eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/TrickersCC_Product_MethylBlue.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I don't like those




I LOVE THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Wow, brogue boots.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
oh no!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
oh no, those boots are so sexeh if naked ape bought them I'd have to immediately dump MEATSNAKE?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
no, it's the song!
i don't like cricket... oh no.... i love it....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Maybe I should open a mens online footwear emporium.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Look at these sexy bitches
www.eukicks.com/new-balance-530-premium-navy/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I'm not really fan of blue shoes but I like them. Let's both get a pair!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
SNEAKER FREINDS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
TRAINER CANS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Wow 5 10 at last with those handy extra six inches !

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Hey man, we can't all wear sole-less moccasins whilst shuffling around the rehab centre

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
And I'm still over 5 10 ! Thank the lord !

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Truly you are blessed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
they look exactly like your other 137 pairs of chunky brown timberland boots
at least all my shoes are different (apart from their pair, clearly)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I don't have *any* in 'mid' brown with a white sole you fool.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
He sounds a fashion disaster if you ask me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
No one did, no one ever does, no one ever would. HTH xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Black socks; 100% pro.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Sweet jesus I don't know if the laminate or the acrylic mat from poundstretcher is more offensive

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Jesus is sweet, you should try talking to him about your problems

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Right now you need to be taking that weird fat mutant toe to the docs, I'm not saying it's cancer, but it's obviously cancer.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Bob Marley lols

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Set your faces to Stumped.
I have the hangover from HELL.

And I've had 2 pints this morning already.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
alright cranley?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I've been off the juice this week.
Of course, I start doing that and find out that some cunt's started a movement called Stoptober and now I look like some sort of bandwaggoning prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Stoptober is for smoking...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
And drinking, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I always knew you and AA were cut from the same cloth.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
And you are?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
i'm guessing stumped poster

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Functioning diabetic jew alcoholics are my favourite kindof alcoholic.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)
WIN!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Drinking for two last night then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Starting to regret my decision to publically go 'Sober For October'
Fucking hell, I've even managed to sort Friday off, and I can't spend Thursday night getting munted in the pub. Not good. Ah well, going to use the money I'm saving on booze to start at the gym. New me, and all that shite.

Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
This is the fucking bandwagon thing.
This thing here. When did this start happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
October you fucking moron
The clue is in the (stupid) name
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
FUCK YOU I HAVENT HAD A DRINK IN 72 HOURS I'M FUCKING CRAWLING OUT OF MY OWN ARSE, HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Go to the pub then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
No, I'll look like a failure.
Whilst the DTs and a cold sweat apparently make me look healthier.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
You dont get it
Going to the pub is winning, not losing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I'm actually feeling much better for it. Even drinking a little bit seems to interfere with my sleeping.
Doris, on the other hand, decided to give up her coffee habit and has been the victim of a hilarious banging caffeine withdrawal headache for the last two days.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Why the fuck would you give up coffee?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Because I guess she felt two double espressos before she started work every day was a bit much.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Perhaps if you were less boring...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Oh well, that's nice of you.
No Christmas card for you, this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:33, Reply)
the thanks I get for trying to save your marriage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
not a marriage

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
+ yet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Fair enough
Just have one then. No need to go cold turkey
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I ent telling her what to do, woman knows her own mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
The fact that she's shaking like a shitting dog now on a morning is OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
That's cool, we're in that together.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Why the fuck would you give up drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Because I'm starting to look like Giant Haystacks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
This is a thing
You're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Monty's got that on 7"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Do some exercise

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
What? Get fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Not in my case
Got a few too many people laughing at me for mine, determined to prove them wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Go for it then they can all buy you a pint in November

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Raised £20 from colleagues so far, not bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Do it
You may as well raise some cash
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
for a massive binge in November

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
No idea
I saw that a few people had started, and figured it was probably a good idea. Got plenty of other shit to pay for this month, so less booze is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
how's the debt mountain?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Cleared, thanks for asking

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
so this is what your cryptic tweet was about
I thought you were gonna kill yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I can't keep up with the b3tan Twitter massive.
Am I following him?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
can you see an ugly leering northerner wearing a blonde wig?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Wasn't a wig

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I don't think so.
Be a sport and have a look through my list to see if he's on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Wanted to dye it a bright colour, had to bleach it first
Came out like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Nah, that was unrelated.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
so...you are going to kill yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Nope, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
i have to write a letter to one of the most objectionable cunts i've ever had on the other side
the temptation not to start with "you cunt" instead of "dear sir" is almost irresistible.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I wondered who sent me that letter.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
dull

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
That prick Baggenfock never properly answered my glue question.
Imma 2.0 him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

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