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	 These fucken deletions man
	These fucken deletions man
 	Worst meme ever.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:43,
	
266 replies,
	
latest was 11 years ago)
 
	 It's not a meme, it's an urban legend.
	It's not a meme, it's an urban legend.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:45,
	
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	 Delete this please.
	Delete this please.
 	
	(
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:57,
	
Reply)
 
	 300 POSTS TO GO!
	300 POSTS TO GO!
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 then we'd just be left with baggysock's crap
	then we'd just be left with baggysock's crap
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 I've eaten too much chocolate mousse
	I've eaten too much chocolate mousse
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 erm.. that wasn't mousse. Sorry :(
	erm.. that wasn't mousse. Sorry :(
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:09,
	
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	 No wonder I feel ill :(
	No wonder I feel ill :(
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 Shut up jaysums
	Shut up jaysums
 	
	(
Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 get fucked Al or whoever you are.
	get fucked Al or whoever you are.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:16,
	
Reply)
 
	 I do mate.
	I do mate. 
 	
	(
Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:19,
	
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	 bit mean, to an impotent man
	bit mean, to an impotent man
 	a nullo, if you will
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 Hi Al!
	Hi Al!
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 Hey Graeme.
	Hey Graeme.
 	
	(
Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:20,
	
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	 Hi Tim!
	Hi Tim!
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
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	 alright Al
	alright Al
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
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	 Sweet Ian.
	Sweet Ian.
 	
	(
Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:22,
	
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	 'Scientists', yeah well scientists claimed we'd have robot slaves and food would be in pill form, ready when we've got home from work via a jet pack, I wouldn't worry too much about what they've got to say.
	'Scientists', yeah well scientists claimed we'd have robot slaves and food would be in pill form, ready when we've got home from work via a jet pack, I wouldn't worry too much about what they've got to say.
 	And even if Ebola made it over here we've got healing crystals and homeopathic remedies now. Get over it.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:15,
	
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	 It will add a little bit of excitement and danger to otherwise dull tube commutes.
	It will add a little bit of excitement and danger to otherwise dull tube commutes. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 I would start coughing loudly at all times
	I would start coughing loudly at all times
 	This will ensure people give you a wide exclusion zone and make you safer as a by product
	(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:22,
	
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	 just my luck i'll get a feckin taxi driver with it
	just my luck i'll get a feckin taxi driver with it
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 Hello Luv
	Hello Luv
 	You will never guess who I had in the back of my cab yesterday, yeah some geezer with blood pissing out of his arse... Sat right there on that seat an all... Still no need to clean up eh soon soaks in
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 i feel rather sick
	i feel rather sick
 	i wonder if i could demand a brand new cab every morning?
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 wouldn't that be an irony
	wouldn't that be an irony
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:39,
	
Reply)
 
	 dunno, where's dozer?
	dunno, where's dozer?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 www.goldenvalleypoultry.co.uk/
	 
 	www.goldenvalleypoultry.co.uk/
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:44,
	
Reply)
 
	 racist
	racist
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 As far as I can tell its like aids and you have to have fluid transfer so I assume only the gays will get it right?
	As far as I can tell its like aids and you have to have fluid transfer so I assume only the gays will get it right?
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 It's, um, quite embarrassing
	It's, um, quite embarrassing
 	It felt necessary, y'know?
	(
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:13,
	
Reply)
 
	 You don't need to fit in with the popular boys "Bill Clay"
	You don't need to fit in with the popular boys "Bill Clay"
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:17,
	
Reply)
 
	 That was easily the best thing that's happened today mate, never apologise.
	That was easily the best thing that's happened today mate, never apologise.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 I have just completed a very satisfactory bowel movement.
	I have just completed a very satisfactory bowel movement. 
 	
	(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:16,
	
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	 Classic baggencock.
	Classic baggencock.
 	
	(
Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:20,
	
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	 baggenfock paedophiled another blind autistic kid
	baggenfock paedophiled another blind autistic kid
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:23,
	
Reply)
 
	 What was good about it?
	What was good about it?
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:26,
	
Reply)
 
	 High mass.
	High mass. 
 	Good consistency (between a 3 and a 4 on the Bristol scale)
Smooth exit. 
Good aroma. 
9/10
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
Reply)
 
	 London smells funny today
	London smells funny today
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:26,
	
Reply)
 
	 Have you tried washing your hands after the toilet today?
	Have you tried washing your hands after the toilet today?
 	
	(
Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:27,
	
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	 *loo
	*loo
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 *water closet
	*water closet
 	
	(
Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 *supper
	*supper
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
Reply)
 
	 *i just don't believe we had the technology at the time
	*i just don't believe we had the technology at the time
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 *Drawing room
	*Drawing room
 	
	(
Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 It stunk of Baggenfock at the weekend, it was rank.
	It stunk of Baggenfock at the weekend, it was rank.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:27,
	
Reply)
 
	 KEEP
	KEEP
 	THE
FUCK
AWAY
FROM
MY
BINS
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 You shit in your bins then? Bit weird.
	You shit in your bins then? Bit weird.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 I deeply resent paying my council tax.
	I deeply resent paying my council tax. 
 	
	(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:31,
	
Reply)
 
	 Could it be my massive dump?
	Could it be my massive dump?
 	I sprayed some air freshener, but it didn't do much good.
	(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:28,
	
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	 i assumed you lived somewhere like Scotland
	i assumed you lived somewhere like Scotland
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:29,
	
Reply)
 
	 ghastly commuter village type
	ghastly commuter village type
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 It's much nicer in Hammersmith isn't it?
	It's much nicer in Hammersmith isn't it?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 it's brilliant
	it's brilliant
 	no skanks
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 true, King Street is basically like Sloane square but further west
	true, King Street is basically like Sloane square but further west
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:38,
	
Reply)
 
	 ugh, sloane square?
	ugh, sloane square?
 	tourist
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 I was born here, where were you born again?
	I was born here, where were you born again?
 	oh yeah that's right in the back of a stretched pink limo outside Cheshire's premier nightspot "Chandelier"
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:46,
	
Reply)
 
	 Born? Perhaps even conceived.
	Born? Perhaps even conceived.
 	
	(
Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:12,
	
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	 When I walked to that meeting in Hammersmith when you were away I was surprised how grim it was.
	When I walked to that meeting in Hammersmith when you were away I was surprised how grim it was.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:41,
	
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	 they need to flatten it and start again
	they need to flatten it and start again
 	brook green, brackenbury village, the bits down by the river are really lovely. but king street is a fucking shithole and should be nuked.
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 Baggsy has just explained all the Rik Mayall shite we walked past on Sunday with that pic below.
	Baggsy has just explained all the Rik Mayall shite we walked past on Sunday with that pic below.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:44,
	
Reply)
 
	 Are they building a shrine or something?
	Are they building a shrine or something?
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 Google tells me 'fans' want the bench in the pic put back or something, all the thickies have tied notes and flowers and shit to the railings. It's just a fucken traffic island thingy in the middle of the road.
	Google tells me 'fans' want the bench in the pic put back or something, all the thickies have tied notes and flowers and shit to the railings. It's just a fucken traffic island thingy in the middle of the road.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:51,
	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 Has everyone else had a "fucken shit" day so far?
	Has everyone else had a "fucken shit" day so far?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:47,
	
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	 Stop projecting your issues onto me man.
	Stop projecting your issues onto me man.
 	
	(
Mr Udagawa, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 I've been strategising about coffee and watching 24
	I've been strategising about coffee and watching 24
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:49,
	
Reply)
 
	 a bit, but i don't really care
	a bit, but i don't really care
 	I do however have some awkward phonecalls to make
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:51,
	
Reply)
 
	 I'm trying to ignore an email from a needy customer
	I'm trying to ignore an email from a needy customer
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:53,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yes.
	Yes. 
 	
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:51,
	
Reply)
 
	 still, at least the interview went well
	still, at least the interview went well
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:52,
	
Reply)
 
	 I'm really pissed off about that.
	I'm really pissed off about that. 
 	All the emails say tomorrow, but I just had it in my head as Tuesday. I'll go tomorrow anyway, but after looking like a pillock it's probably futile.
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 nah bit borin but actually going by quick
	nah bit borin but actually going by quick
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:52,
	
Reply)
 
	 +ly
	+ly
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:53,
	
Reply)
 
	 People from the North East have trouble with tenses
	People from the North East have trouble with tenses 
 	I have discovered this over the years
	(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:19,
	
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	 Mine has been 'alright' apart from the bee sting and the knee, had a nice email which cheered me up and too much mousse, hard to say it's been good but I've certainly had worse.
	Mine has been 'alright' apart from the bee sting and the knee, had a nice email which cheered me up and too much mousse, hard to say it's been good but I've certainly had worse.
 	Hope this helps.
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:53,
	
Reply)
 
	 What is the knee?
	What is the knee?
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:53,
	
Reply)
 
	 It hurts.
	It hurts.
 	I damaged it a few years ago and it's never been right, but it sort of gave out last week when I was standing on the back of the sofa as you do, and it's not been right since.
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:55,
	
Reply)
 
	 Well, I've got cuts and bruises all over my hands; I've a burn about the size of a 50p on the back of my right hand;
	Well, I've got cuts and bruises all over my hands; I've a burn about the size of a 50p on the back of my right hand;
 	my shoulders, arms, hands and legs are stiff and sore; work's busy; I'm working tonight and I'm tired as fuck.
Does that answer your question?
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:55,
	
Reply)
 
	 Have you been kidnapped by ISIS?
	Have you been kidnapped by ISIS?
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:56,
	
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	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:59,
	
Reply)
 
	 Fucking innit.
	Fucking innit.
 	Who's that prick in the driver's seat, anyway?
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 I dunno
	I dunno
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 STAY STRONG HUN BCUZ THINGS WILL GET BETTA IT MITE B STORMY NOW BUT IT CANT RAIN 4EVA
	STAY STRONG HUN BCUZ THINGS WILL GET BETTA IT MITE B STORMY NOW BUT IT CANT RAIN 4EVA
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 U GOTT 2 HAV RANE B4 A RANEBOO
	U GOTT 2 HAV RANE B4 A RANEBOO
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 DNT WORRI ABT PPL HU TALK ABT U BEHYND UR BACK THEIR BEHYND U 4 A REEZON
	DNT WORRI ABT PPL HU TALK ABT U BEHYND UR BACK THEIR BEHYND U 4 A REEZON
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 Nah, mines been fucking great. I've got laid, got some free massive drugs and won £2.5k
	Nah, mines been fucking great. I've got laid, got some free massive drugs and won £2.5k
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:06,
	
Reply)
 
	 Nah, I even got to insult B3th on facebook
	Nah, I even got to insult B3th on facebook
 	It's not been too bad today.
	(
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:06,
	
Reply)
 
	 Ronan was right. Life IS a roller-coaster!
	Ronan was right. Life IS a roller-coaster!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yeah?
	Yeah?
 	Well, I got to call AA a cheeky cunt on facebook, so swings and roundabouts.
Which he probably still likes, because he's a MANCHILD.
	(
 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:16,
	
Reply)
 
	 top bantz^
	top bantz^
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:17,
	
Reply)
 
	 MODS!!!!!
	MODS!!!!!
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:20,
	
Reply)
 
	 No.
	No.
 	HTH.
	(
 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 I fell out of bed when I woke up, other than that it's been alright.
	I fell out of bed when I woke up, other than that it's been alright.
 	
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Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:57,
	
Reply)
 
	 Alright Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees
	Alright Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:00,
	
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	 Alright MEATSNAKE
	Alright MEATSNAKE
 	
	(
Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:02,
	
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	 It's a bit rude no one else has said 'alright' to you, Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees
	It's a bit rude no one else has said 'alright' to you, Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:03,
	
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	 i did not see tupperware box full of bumblebees posting up here
	i did not see tupperware box full of bumblebees posting up here
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 Alright Baked Ape
	Alright Baked Ape
 	
	(
Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:08,
	
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	 A/S/L please
	A/S/L please
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:14,
	
Reply)
 
	 feeling old/like it/England
	feeling old/like it/England
 	
	(
Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17,
	
Reply)
 
	 It's alright
	It's alright
 	
	(
Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:08,
	
Reply)
 
	 *farts*
	*farts*
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:33,
	
Reply)
 
	 I might take up weeing in the shower.
	I might take up weeing in the shower.
 	It sounds liberating.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:46,
	
Reply)
 
	 will you use a she-wee or just let it flow?>
	will you use a she-wee or just let it flow?>
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:50,
	
Reply)
 
	 just let it go, man
	just let it go, man
 	I can't be shackled by The Man like that.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:52,
	
Reply)
 
	 pissy legs^
	pissy legs^
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:54,
	
Reply)
 
	 Don't be silly, I have excellent aim.
	Don't be silly, I have excellent aim.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:55,
	
Reply)
 
	 How was the property you looked at on Saturday?
	How was the property you looked at on Saturday?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:56,
	
Reply)
 
	 It's this Saturday coming, thanks for paying attention to my life I HATE YOU FOREVER
	It's this Saturday coming, thanks for paying attention to my life I HATE YOU FOREVER
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:58,
	
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	 There are two types those that admit that they wee in the shower and those that lie about weeing in the shower.
	There are two types those that admit that they wee in the shower and those that lie about weeing in the shower.
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:57,
	
Reply)
 
	 3 types
	3 types
 	Those that try to piss on their missus while in the shower
	(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:59,
	
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	 All those women who go "ewwww gross" at the concept of weeing in the shower are unaware that their menfolk wee in the shower.
	All those women who go "ewwww gross" at the concept of weeing in the shower are unaware that their menfolk wee in the shower.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:59,
	
Reply)
 
	 I'm fully aware that mone does it
	I'm fully aware that mone does it
 	but I still say "ewwww gross!" because it is gross.
	(
 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:02,
	
Reply)
 
	 Pooing in the bath isn't much better.
	Pooing in the bath isn't much better.
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:05,
	
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	 You have to mash it into the plug hole with your feet
	You have to mash it into the plug hole with your feet
 	
	(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 ewwww ewwww ewwwwwww ewwwwwwwww
	ewwww ewwww ewwwwwww ewwwwwwwww
 	
	(
 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 Haha.
	Haha.
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 'waffling'
	'waffling'
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:16,
	
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	 does he have one of those baths with a  lowering lift?
	does he have one of those baths with a  lowering lift?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 No, silly.
	No, silly.
 	He has a wetroom shower.
It has handrails and everything.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:09,
	
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	 like a moist sex gym
	like a moist sex gym
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:12,
	
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	 I'll be honest,
	I'll be honest,
 	it has seen some acrobatics in its time...
	(
 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:16,
	
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	 eew
	eew
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17,
	
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	 Fat elderly sex :(((
	Fat elderly sex :(((
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:20,
	
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	 As a doctor (formerly and fake)
	As a doctor (formerly and fake)
 	Surely you should know that a healthy sex life is a good thing for older folks. Plus a parkinsons wank is a high speed thing of joy
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:29,
	
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	 I attended a conference once, on the disabled and sexual activity, I did lol a bit. Am I going to hell?
	I attended a conference once, on the disabled and sexual activity, I did lol a bit. Am I going to hell?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32,
	
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	 Only if it was while you were joining in
	Only if it was while you were joining in
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:36,
	
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	 Does a toilet wank count?
	Does a toilet wank count?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:40,
	
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	 Yeah why not
	Yeah why not 
 	
	(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:41,
	
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	 A conference?
	A conference?
 	Never heard it called that before.
	(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:38,
	
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	 Ok, we met in a pub and did rapies in a council flat.
	Ok, we met in a pub and did rapies in a council flat.
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:41,
	
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	 : D
	: D
 	
	(
 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23,
	
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	 Sackrobatics
	Sackrobatics
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23,
	
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	 It's perfectly natural.
	It's perfectly natural.
 	It's made out of the same stuff as the lav and even has a pre-prepared flush!
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13,
	
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	 They have all done the in shower lettuce shake
	They have all done the in shower lettuce shake 
 	don't believe a woman who says she hasnt
	(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17,
	
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	 Especially when they can whip off the shower head and give themselves a rinsing down.
	Especially when they can whip off the shower head and give themselves a rinsing down.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:21,
	
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	 Damn straight
	Damn straight
 	On the pulse setting THAT NO MAN HAS EVER USED EH WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU EH
	(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:28,
	
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	 there's a pulse setting?
	there's a pulse setting?
 	
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Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32,
	
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	 it's Tangle's favourite
	it's Tangle's favourite
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32,
	
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	 Keeps his prostate nice and clean
	Keeps his prostate nice and clean 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:37,
	
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	 i HOPE YOU CLICKED MY POST AS IT WAS AN EXCELLENT JOKE AND SHOULD BE POLULOLLE PAGED ASAP
	i HOPE YOU CLICKED MY POST AS IT WAS AN EXCELLENT JOKE AND SHOULD BE POLULOLLE PAGED ASAP
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:38,
	
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	 HAHAHA A WORD CAN MEAN MANY THINGS LOLS
	HAHAHA A WORD CAN MEAN MANY THINGS LOLS 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:40,
	
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	 A prostate wash a day, keeps the doctor away
	A prostate wash a day, keeps the doctor away
 	
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Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:45,
	
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	 I don't wee in the shower
	I don't wee in the shower
 	
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Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:05,
	
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	 bent
	bent
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:06,
	
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	 lies on the internet from tupperware box full of bumblebees
	lies on the internet from tupperware box full of bumblebees 
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:08,
	
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	 it's true, I lied, I use a designated pint glass and pour it down the toilet afterwards
	it's true, I lied, I use a designated pint glass and pour it down the toilet afterwards
 	
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Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:11,
	
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	 alright tupperware box full of Angry bumblebees
	alright tupperware box full of Angry bumblebees 
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13,
	
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	 alright Baked Ape
	alright Baked Ape
 	
	(
Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17,
	
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	 oh my god, you're from links
	oh my god, you're from links
 	does this mean you'll be getting terribly upset?
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:18,
	
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	 I must have upset him, he let one out that stung me yesterday
	I must have upset him, he let one out that stung me yesterday 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:20,
	
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	 a great escape of bumblebees
	a great escape of bumblebees
 	
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Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:28,
	
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	 I only cry myelf to sleep occasionally
	I only cry myelf to sleep occasionally
 	
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Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23,
	
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	 Professionally?
	Professionally?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:00,
	
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	 I can't wait to see that entry on his LinkedIn account...
	I can't wait to see that entry on his LinkedIn account...
 	
	(
 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:11,
	
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	 I don't post piss stuff on Linkedin.
	I don't post piss stuff on Linkedin.
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:14,
	
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	 JOY!
	JOY!
 	I've fixed my upgrade!
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:21,
	
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	 SPORTSCOW 2.0
	SPORTSCOW 2.0 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:29,
	
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	 I 2.0'd him ages ago
	I 2.0'd him ages ago
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:31,
	
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	 :o(
	:o(
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:34,
	
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	 Euphemism?
	Euphemism?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:33,
	
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	 No, I literally fixed my upgrade
	No, I literally fixed my upgrade
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:34,
	
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	 Good lad, have a tram can.
	Good lad, have a tram can.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:36,
	
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	 +p
	+p
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:44,
	
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	 those new coke "life" cans looks a lot like carlsberg
	those new coke "life" cans looks a lot like carlsberg
 	leading to a double take of a small, smart businessman this morning
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:45,
	
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	 nah, that was Crann3rz having his breakfast lager
	nah, that was Crann3rz having his breakfast lager
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:46,
	
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	 \0/
	\0/ 
 	Tramp juice!
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:46,
	
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	 Alright?
	Alright?
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:31,
	
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	 shut up jason
	shut up jason
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32,
	
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	 I WAS BEING POST MODERN IRONIC
	I WAS BEING POST MODERN IRONIC
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:35,
	
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	 #urbanledge
	#urbanledge 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:36,
	
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	 Delete this please
	Delete this please
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:39,
	
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	 alright GeordieJay
	alright GeordieJay
 	
	(
Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:39,
	
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	 Oh God, which one is this?
	Oh God, which one is this?
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:40,
	
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	 Its defo a new bummder
	Its defo a new bummder
 	I suggest an epic spell of cock gazing to lure him into your lair
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:41,
	
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	 they could be the new swipe and frog
	they could be the new swipe and frog
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:42,
	
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	 The old ones are a bit passe tbh.
	The old ones are a bit passe tbh.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:51,
	
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	 I cockgazzed Jay, never got a reply :(
	I cockgazzed Jay, never got a reply :(
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:42,
	
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	 I couldn't see it pet.
	I couldn't see it pet.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:43,
	
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	 I'll send you a blow up.
	I'll send you a blow up.
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:45,
	
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	 That one that was mostly a weird mess of pink with a small dot in the middle
	That one that was mostly a weird mess of pink with a small dot in the middle
 	That was me... hope you liked it
	(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:52,
	
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	 I do have a lovely arse
	I do have a lovely arse
 	
	(
Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:53,
	
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	 some links pussy
	some links pussy
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:41,
	
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	 Someone from /links.
	Someone from /links.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:42,
	
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	 some pillock from links
	some pillock from links
 	
	(
Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:49,
	
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	 Some bent spastic from links
	Some bent spastic from links 
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:55,
	
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	 Its tupperware box full of angry bumble bees from /links
	Its tupperware box full of angry bumble bees from /links
 	Prolly dbts missus
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:55,
	
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	 yer duz smel like im innit
	yer duz smel like im innit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:59,
	
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	 seems like some links prick
	seems like some links prick
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:58,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:38,
	
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	 80 more posts before deletion time!!!!
	80 more posts before deletion time!!!!
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:59,
	
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	 delete this please
	delete this please
 	/ac
	(
katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 17:59,
	
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	 delete this please
	delete this please
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:00,
	
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	 fuck off dozers
	fuck off dozers
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:01,
	
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	 GeordieJay fucks kids while baggenfock watches
	GeordieJay fucks kids while baggenfock watches
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:08,
	
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 	GeordieJay Dozer 
kids chickens
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:19,
	
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	 the idea, ol' downsy bigcat, is to insult other posters, not simply state cold facts
	the idea, ol' downsy bigcat, is to insult other posters, not simply state cold facts
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:21,
	
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