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These fucken deletions man
Worst meme ever.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:43, 266 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Worst meme ever.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:43, 266 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
well this is cheerful
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ebola-crisis-virus-could-reach-the-uk-and-france-by-the-end-of-october-scientists-claim-9775693.html
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www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ebola-crisis-virus-could-reach-the-uk-and-france-by-the-end-of-october-scientists-claim-9775693.html
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'Scientists', yeah well scientists claimed we'd have robot slaves and food would be in pill form, ready when we've got home from work via a jet pack, I wouldn't worry too much about what they've got to say.
And even if Ebola made it over here we've got healing crystals and homeopathic remedies now. Get over it.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:15, Reply)
And even if Ebola made it over here we've got healing crystals and homeopathic remedies now. Get over it.
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It will add a little bit of excitement and danger to otherwise dull tube commutes.
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I would start coughing loudly at all times
This will ensure people give you a wide exclusion zone and make you safer as a by product
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)
This will ensure people give you a wide exclusion zone and make you safer as a by product
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Hello Luv
You will never guess who I had in the back of my cab yesterday, yeah some geezer with blood pissing out of his arse... Sat right there on that seat an all... Still no need to clean up eh soon soaks in
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You will never guess who I had in the back of my cab yesterday, yeah some geezer with blood pissing out of his arse... Sat right there on that seat an all... Still no need to clean up eh soon soaks in
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i feel rather sick
i wonder if i could demand a brand new cab every morning?
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)
i wonder if i could demand a brand new cab every morning?
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As far as I can tell its like aids and you have to have fluid transfer so I assume only the gays will get it right?
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That was easily the best thing that's happened today mate, never apologise.
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High mass.
Good consistency (between a 3 and a 4 on the Bristol scale)
Smooth exit.
Good aroma.
9/10
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Good consistency (between a 3 and a 4 on the Bristol scale)
Smooth exit.
Good aroma.
9/10
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Could it be my massive dump?
I sprayed some air freshener, but it didn't do much good.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I sprayed some air freshener, but it didn't do much good.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
true, King Street is basically like Sloane square but further west
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I was born here, where were you born again?
oh yeah that's right in the back of a stretched pink limo outside Cheshire's premier nightspot "Chandelier"
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
oh yeah that's right in the back of a stretched pink limo outside Cheshire's premier nightspot "Chandelier"
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When I walked to that meeting in Hammersmith when you were away I was surprised how grim it was.
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they need to flatten it and start again
brook green, brackenbury village, the bits down by the river are really lovely. but king street is a fucking shithole and should be nuked.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
brook green, brackenbury village, the bits down by the river are really lovely. but king street is a fucking shithole and should be nuked.
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Baggsy has just explained all the Rik Mayall shite we walked past on Sunday with that pic below.
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Google tells me 'fans' want the bench in the pic put back or something, all the thickies have tied notes and flowers and shit to the railings. It's just a fucken traffic island thingy in the middle of the road.
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a bit, but i don't really care
I do however have some awkward phonecalls to make
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I do however have some awkward phonecalls to make
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I'm really pissed off about that.
All the emails say tomorrow, but I just had it in my head as Tuesday. I'll go tomorrow anyway, but after looking like a pillock it's probably futile.
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All the emails say tomorrow, but I just had it in my head as Tuesday. I'll go tomorrow anyway, but after looking like a pillock it's probably futile.
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People from the North East have trouble with tenses
I have discovered this over the years
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I have discovered this over the years
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Mine has been 'alright' apart from the bee sting and the knee, had a nice email which cheered me up and too much mousse, hard to say it's been good but I've certainly had worse.
Hope this helps.
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Hope this helps.
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It hurts.
I damaged it a few years ago and it's never been right, but it sort of gave out last week when I was standing on the back of the sofa as you do, and it's not been right since.
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I damaged it a few years ago and it's never been right, but it sort of gave out last week when I was standing on the back of the sofa as you do, and it's not been right since.
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Well, I've got cuts and bruises all over my hands; I've a burn about the size of a 50p on the back of my right hand;
my shoulders, arms, hands and legs are stiff and sore; work's busy; I'm working tonight and I'm tired as fuck.
Does that answer your question?
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my shoulders, arms, hands and legs are stiff and sore; work's busy; I'm working tonight and I'm tired as fuck.
Does that answer your question?
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STAY STRONG HUN BCUZ THINGS WILL GET BETTA IT MITE B STORMY NOW BUT IT CANT RAIN 4EVA
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DNT WORRI ABT PPL HU TALK ABT U BEHYND UR BACK THEIR BEHYND U 4 A REEZON
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Nah, mines been fucking great. I've got laid, got some free massive drugs and won £2.5k
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Nah, I even got to insult B3th on facebook
It's not been too bad today.
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It's not been too bad today.
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Yeah?
Well, I got to call AA a cheeky cunt on facebook, so swings and roundabouts.
Which he probably still likes, because he's a MANCHILD.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Well, I got to call AA a cheeky cunt on facebook, so swings and roundabouts.
Which he probably still likes, because he's a MANCHILD.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I fell out of bed when I woke up, other than that it's been alright.
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It's a bit rude no one else has said 'alright' to you, Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees
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It's this Saturday coming, thanks for paying attention to my life I HATE YOU FOREVER
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There are two types those that admit that they wee in the shower and those that lie about weeing in the shower.
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3 types
Those that try to piss on their missus while in the shower
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Those that try to piss on their missus while in the shower
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All those women who go "ewwww gross" at the concept of weeing in the shower are unaware that their menfolk wee in the shower.
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I'm fully aware that mone does it
but I still say "ewwww gross!" because it is gross.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
but I still say "ewwww gross!" because it is gross.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
No, silly.
He has a wetroom shower.
It has handrails and everything.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
He has a wetroom shower.
It has handrails and everything.
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
As a doctor (formerly and fake)
Surely you should know that a healthy sex life is a good thing for older folks. Plus a parkinsons wank is a high speed thing of joy
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Surely you should know that a healthy sex life is a good thing for older folks. Plus a parkinsons wank is a high speed thing of joy
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I attended a conference once, on the disabled and sexual activity, I did lol a bit. Am I going to hell?
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It's perfectly natural.
It's made out of the same stuff as the lav and even has a pre-prepared flush!
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
It's made out of the same stuff as the lav and even has a pre-prepared flush!
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
They have all done the in shower lettuce shake
don't believe a woman who says she hasnt
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don't believe a woman who says she hasnt
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Especially when they can whip off the shower head and give themselves a rinsing down.
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Damn straight
On the pulse setting THAT NO MAN HAS EVER USED EH WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU EH
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On the pulse setting THAT NO MAN HAS EVER USED EH WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU EH
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i HOPE YOU CLICKED MY POST AS IT WAS AN EXCELLENT JOKE AND SHOULD BE POLULOLLE PAGED ASAP
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it's true, I lied, I use a designated pint glass and pour it down the toilet afterwards
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oh my god, you're from links
does this mean you'll be getting terribly upset?
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
does this mean you'll be getting terribly upset?
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
those new coke "life" cans looks a lot like carlsberg
leading to a double take of a small, smart businessman this morning
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
leading to a double take of a small, smart businessman this morning
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Its defo a new bummder
I suggest an epic spell of cock gazing to lure him into your lair
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I suggest an epic spell of cock gazing to lure him into your lair
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That one that was mostly a weird mess of pink with a small dot in the middle
That was me... hope you liked it
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
That was me... hope you liked it
( , Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Its tupperware box full of angry bumble bees from /links
Prolly dbts missus
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Prolly dbts missus
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the idea, ol' downsy bigcat, is to insult other posters, not simply state cold facts
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