OMG #GBBO final tonight!!!! Who do you think will win?
Alt: do you bake? What's your 'signature' bake

altalt: baked ape
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:40, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Never seen it.
Alt, pasties.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)

It'll be won by 'next man'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

dunno wot that is soz

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Get B3th's Bra Off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

At least a three man job

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)

just like swipe's gunt shifting

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Gay Bumming of Baggenfock's Orifice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)

you have Aids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)

I quite often bake bread
The Mrs does a good tuna pasta bake too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Home baked bread is better than wank sliced nonsense any day, although we did get some nice tomato bread at the shops.
Might do a beef wellington tomorrow.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I've never cooked a Beef Wellington before

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Easy peasy mate. Satisfying noms, with roast veg.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Easy
1 x rubber wellington, others are available but the traditional gumboot is best...

1x cow kick hard in the udder...

beef wellington DONE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Seems like hard work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Yeah probs
Bet u can get one ready done from S&M
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)

reality tv about cakes? seriously? what kind of a retard watches that kind of retarded shit?
alt: no, i don't like cake. but i keep thinking i should learn. might start on this:

www.davidlebovitz.com/2014/01/white-chocolate-cake-recipe-with-lemon-glaze/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I don't watch that shit.
alt. potatoes
altalt. prick
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Don't care
Alt: No
AltAlt: Don't care
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I'm hungry

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)

I feel slightly sick
I've eaten a LOT of food today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)

This is a reoccurring theme now.
Are you eating up your feelings?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)

I'm a greedy cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)

recurring

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

fod

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Tragically I do bake and I do watch GBBO, although I'm not massively bothered about watching it. The kids actually got me into it.
I've got a few favourites - apple crumble (as mentioned on BBC1's 'Pointless' quiz show, fact fans), Victoria sponge, sticky toffee pudding, Christmas cake, banana loaf, gin and tonic loaf, etc.

My football mates generally request a Vicky sponge for birthdays. As I said, completely fucking tragic.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)

You were on Pointless?
You really should mention it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)

I'm faaaaaaar too modest dahling.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Fuck that shit.
Bristol City v Cheltenham on Sky this evening.

#properbloke
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Score? I'll trust you and stick a few quid on.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)

idiot.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Jeff knows his sport, Got to be worth a tenner.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)

bear pookie knew shit hats

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)

City to win 3-1

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)

\*/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Paddy Power are offering 13/1
On City winning 3-1
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Doesnt seem very likely then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)

You having one on England tomorrow?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Doubt it.
But, if tonight turns out to be lucrative....

I won't be having a punt until I've see the starting 11, as I might go down the route of a score-cast/first to score double.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Booked! Is it on the box?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)

I think it's on Sky.
Not sure which of the sports channels it's on though. I ought to check.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)

I know a guy who plays for Cheltenham.
We're friends on Facebook and everything.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)

I'm FB friends with a member of the 2012 Team GB Women's volleyball team
Beat that, internet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)

I have banged the GB Women's volleyball team

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Even the lesbians?
What am I saying? Especially the lesbians - amirite?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)

I bet you told them that you had a foot and a half, didn't you?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)

guy who plays for horse that ran at
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)

+ in the biblical sense

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)

If you mean he lets the horse fuck him, then yes...BIBLICAL.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Altalt, dodgy user name there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Great big bear orgy?
Girly boy blow off?
Graham buys big oranges?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Richard the builder.
Five star bakers and not win the series? Fuck off, foregone conclusion.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)

Is five star bakers like meeting Steadman in Greggs
And asking him why why he's so fucking shit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Imma say "no".

( Kroney, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)

^ghey

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)

And, by the way, I'll have you know that I have excellent eating skills and I have fish and chips to regain all that energy I spend on FUCKING YOUR MOTHER

( Kroney, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Due to the girls living in my shared house, I ended up watching quite a bit of GBBO
Even then, I don't give a shit.

Alt: Lasagne.

AltAlt: ye.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)

oh shit harters is here, quick everyone hide

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Yeah, that'll work with your sense of direction

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Hare 0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)

I'm beginning to think that, that Nakers bloke dunt like me :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Neither do I, I'll still talk to you

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:05, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Nah, just kidding :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)

^ Saville ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)

I like you Harters.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)

Or at least that would happen if we lived in
OPPOSITE-LAND!!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)

Is this a black thing?
what with your Bristolian slavery past and all?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)