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This is shit.
What's going on? Why are you shit?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:07,
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latest was 10 years ago)
fuck off shitdick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:09,
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take your button knob elsewhere, virgin.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:13,
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take your fat ass down to weightwatchers, lardo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:15,
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Why? Do you want me to look pretty for you?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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nah, i just despise the obese
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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Do not mock the assflicted
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:18,
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i don't think i need to, he attracts enough derision already
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:19,
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You should learn to look pretty for you bbz
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PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:29,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2456278
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:09,
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Snowpocalyplse has begun in the MK area, wish me luck.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:10,
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No.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:12,
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:(
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PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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Bright blue skies oop north
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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We wish you'd man up!
It's only snow for fucks sake.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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You don't understand, it's settling on the grass!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:26,
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So do travellers.
We all know they're nothing to worry about.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:29,
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It's melted now, thanks climate change.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:48,
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shame the same doesn't happen with the Irish, eh comrades?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:55,
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I'm not shit.
Though wanking might be gay, fancying men is gayer, which makes Mrs Vagabond gay. She fancies that Norman Reedus fellow - she gets quite giggly about him, and he's gay, so now I'm confused.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:16,
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and Im bored.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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Is he gay?
I did not know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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You might be in for some anal if you play your cards right.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:18,
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Assuming she owns a strap-on.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:19,
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Wikipedia says he waas slipping a lenth to Helena Christenson
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:22,
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is it normal to have a mancrush on Michael Fassbender?
I'm asking on behalf of a friend.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:18,
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^ soooo many lies in such a short post ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:19,
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one?
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:40,
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Scwone?
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:40,
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keyword: bender
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:21,
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What??!! the guy I look like? Bit gay m8
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:24,
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Michael Jaysum
ss t
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30,
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I'm eating a scone.
I pronounce it to rhyme with one because I'm correct.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:22,
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I'm eating fresh blueberries in yoghurt like some sort of health ponce.
Dark chocolate to follow, in an attempt to redeem my credibility.
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.Yeti., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:23,
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I just ate a twix.
I quite enjoyed it.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:27,
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That's the spirit.
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.Yeti., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:29,
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you fucking idiot
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:38,
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you through my aura of antioxidants.
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.Yeti., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:42,
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Scwone?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:27,
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I saw that, davvo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:28,
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*whistles*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30,
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Scun?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:28,
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nutin ... what scun wit you?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:37,
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Thats the first thing I thought
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:34,
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nutin ... what scwone wit you?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:35,
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You lookin' kinda downs to meeeeeeeeeee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:40,
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cos things are getting mongol
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:41,
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Licking the windows hey!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:43,
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gotta gurn around! gotta gurn around!
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:44,
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But how are you pronouncing one, because I keep reading books that rhyme it with none?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:27,
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Except being from Wigan, you probably pronounce none to rhyme with non.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30,
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I pronounce "none" to rhyme with "nowt"
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:36,
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skun?
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:35,
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nutin ... what skun wit you?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:37,
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no you're not.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30,
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he's a know-nothing pillock
but he's right on this. otherwise the joke makes no sense.
what's the fastest thing in the kitchen?
scowne.
doesn't work!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:34,
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Gone and one don't rhyme though
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:35,
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Does when I say it, must be the only thing my northern dad taught me to say.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:37,
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gwone?
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:40,
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nutin ... wha' gwone wit you?
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:40,
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nah i'm still here
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:42,
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ok. fine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:35,
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not any more
I've finished it. I'm having another cup of tea now. With no milk because I'm correct.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:39,
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I have milk with tea
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:44,
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this is why you'll never quite be tboh
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:45,
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Look the one thing I'm good at in life is being shit
So just don't pull that rug from under my feet, Yeah? OK?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:41,
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that's a shit rug
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:42,
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I thought it was kitchen design.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:44,
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That and all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:45,
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what kind of idiot has a rug in the kitchen
what am I gonna do ..........
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:45,
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I'm gonna beat that rug
that's whut am gonna doo......
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:46,
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what are you on about?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:47,
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being shit Weepee, me being shit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:48,
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Quick everyone to the links board to like my post and get it to the top of the populolol page!
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:45,
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I've clicked
therefore I've contributed.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:47,
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OMG THE DONATIONS ARE FLOODING IN!
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:47,
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donations votes
flooding 4
in
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:48,
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Me too, my time and charitible effort is priceless so I won't be paying any money.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:48,
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Yeh whatever, go for a fag again would you meanie!
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:48,
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Exactly.
I feel like Bono and Bob Geldof got into that machine in the fly and made one super charitable being who never contributes a fucking penny.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:50,
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Yeh but 5 votes aren't going to cut it
thats not even going to make to popilololloller page!
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:51,
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It's the effort that counts.
The next step is to release a christmas single to raise money to buy it.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:52,
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Free the bear
Let them know its Hofmeister
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:55,
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It's Hofmeister, there's no need to be afraid~
It's Hofmeister, as seen on mats and pub ashtrays
And in our world of cuntsprouts, we can spread a little joy
by buying a fucking hipster a giant dress-up toy
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:00,
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lol and click
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:02,
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but be aware
aware of the furry ones
The Hofmeister bear
Could lead to some cosplay fun
And in the world of yiffers
There can be no innocence
Put your penis in a clerk
Dressed up as Yogi
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:05,
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YES!
Has anyone got contacts in the music industry?
(No Tangles... I mean good ones!)
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:08,
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I reckon we'll have enough left over to buy a dedicated Hofmeister pub too
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:12,
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"Every time I clap my hands, a pub closes"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:14,
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Dunno what youre on about I'm winning here mate.
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:53,
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![](http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/sports/cartoons_(r_-_s)/racing_-_wheelchair.gif)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:00,
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its how ive always imagined you m8
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:03,
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oh well you're wrong, my wheel chair is gold and motorised, gutted looser.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:04,
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This is good. Afternoon GJ.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:08,
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