In before Boyce deletes that thread.
Worrying news for Dozer here : www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31588671

What's worrying news for you?

Alt : the album THIS features on is 20 years old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZJTM03UByU
How is YOUT youth receding even further?

Altalt: cunts
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:17, 142 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

shit thread mate
no offence
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:20, Reply)

^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2467908
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

I farking love Maxinquaye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

And gerbils up the bum.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

hamsters mate.
Hamsters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Hamsters are fucking huge things.
You must get people from London asking if they can rent your bum hole out as parking space.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:35, Reply)

hamsters ent huge pal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

They's pretty big relative to bum holes innit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:07, Reply)

<s>quaye</s> e Carr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

She needs a good bath, that lass

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)

No pictures of Monty's ex on here plskthx.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:30, Reply)

<s>Maxin</s> Finlay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)

His older brother was alright
youtu.be/PGVOhGnut-4
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)

I didn't mind that Even After All track he did.
I was only 17 mind you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:30, Reply)

I wonder if Monty has any stories about him? I don't he's mentioned them before.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Someone I know saw him last year and said he was coked-up to the point of being unable to sing.
It was great.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)

Yes, but what about Finlay?
LOLOLOLOLOLLOL
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:38, Reply)

I prefer that version to the PE version.
But you're not really supposed to admit that are you?
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:45, Reply)

One of the better headlines I've seen today.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31594956
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)

lol
but they used a picture of plastic nutella containers to illustrate the story
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

why is that worrying news for dozer?
tax on metal or the rspca carrying out random sweeps in yorkshire, that would be worrying news for him.

worrying news for me: the food fair is outside our office today. i always worry about upsetting the poor people at the stalls that aren't so popular (burmese curry anyone?) whilst standing guiltily in the long Q for paella or falafel wraps. the chorizo sausage and pulled pork people get the longest lines.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:58, Reply)

So a food fair appears and you queue for the same stuff you can get virtually anywhere?
k.
( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)

no
i queue for the free plastic forks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)

You should try the spoons.
Wonderful invention.
( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

never heard of them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:04, Reply)

They're like forks, but without spaces between the prongs and a slight bowl shape.
Perfect for liquids, soups, ice cream, yoghurt. Anyone who doesn't use them is a fucking idiot.
( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:11, Reply)

It's basiclly a bar, only they call it a 'pub' and the only people who go there are the kind you read about in the papers.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)

C'mon...
You know for a fact that she only reads the celebrity gossip sections!
( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:28, Reply)

The are a pub chain for the poor

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)

Pretty worrying if you've been putting sutin carrying black deff up yer bum, innit

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)

gerbils may have carried black death
The joke's on badger though, I have sex with hamsters, not gerbils!

And he has sex with a walrus.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)

don't be ridiculous
badger's never had sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

I must admit
the mind boggles as to how he possibly could have managed to
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:13, Reply)

using scaffolding, a trampoline and some talc to find the wet bits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:15, Reply)

Al least now with LED technology
he doesn't get his arse burnt by the lightbulb anymore.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:19, Reply)

here, have a 'click'!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

Smashing internet, here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)

Goo goo g'joob

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Fucking chorizo and pulled pork?
Jesus, it's not 2013 any more.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:18, Reply)

i don't get the point of being snobby about food
if you like it, eat it, within reason of course. if you don't, don't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:26, Reply)

this attitude is why your romance with Crossley was doomed from the start

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:27, Reply)

oh lol

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

Up there with *mvee in the self-awarenes stakes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:58, Reply)

careful
you don't want to be up there with old man dreary in the spastic stakes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)

NO U!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)

you like using that word
be totes well lol if some creepy stalker asked your employer whether they like you using it too
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)

So Rifkind's gone.
I thought that whole thing was something of a non-story.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:27, Reply)

my man shitting out of car window got removed from gftw :(

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)

the Mods on here are like the anti-b3ta

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

I can still see it

( Peej, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:57, Reply)

that's what I replaced with the original mod deleted one.

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)

somebody sneezed toothpaste onto my trousers this morning
I'm wearing my second-choice suit
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)

Imagine wearing a suit to work like some kind of dreary office drone

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)

I know, right?
We have a "dress like the client" rule for face-to-face meetings.

Sadly none of our clients are clowns. Or Tarzan.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:43, Reply)

oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:44, Reply)

it is utterly amazing that anyone would let you meet a client
unless they actively wanted to lose the business
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)

and yet it's been my primary job for the last twenty years
it's almost as if you're peculiarly upset and obsessed with me
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:08, Reply)

If I can just shortcut here to save the rest of us:
RS peado stalker
OMR fat mess
RS creepy spastic
OMR dull secretary

Have I missed anything?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)

the bit where hyacinth obsesses about my kids

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)

And sneers about other people doing stuff that she does.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:16, Reply)

hold up ... I've never sucked the dick of a fat and ugly internerd

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)

the "toothpaste" stains on your trousers say otherwise

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Well of course not.
Baldmonkey is a handsome chap.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)

I hope his death was painful and lonely.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:21, Reply)

A sentiment we can all get behind.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:25, Reply)

this does explain why you have virtually nothing to do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:11, Reply)

I'm sorry that your academic record and career choice means you have to work long hours doing dull stuff
lol not really SUCKER
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

Since they relaxed the dress code here to simply 'smart casual', I've taken to occasionally turning up in a three-piece suit.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

you dreadful nonce

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

I am a dreadful nonce, it's true.
I don't even like kids.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)

Settee and 2 armchairs
Classic
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

I'm like the comfortable version of Optimus Prime.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)

Floptimus Time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:18, Reply)

that's your mum's nickname for my penis
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)

Ah the old "no its toothpaste honest" gambit
Well played... and this way you have evidence on the web prior to being called a wanker
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:50, Reply)

alright all?
This is all jolly D!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:47, Reply)

Imma start a new crowd funder to get OMR and RS a board of their own to bicker in.

( Peej, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:21, Reply)

I'm still enjoying the relative novelty of it not being her and Dozer bickering.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:26, Reply)

or her and baggyfrock

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:27, Reply)

or her and Rory

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:00, Reply)

don't forget yourself, yurtboy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:10, Reply)

^^"The Bicker Woman"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:12, Reply)

i prefer the backchatqueen

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:14, Reply)

jaysums has already claimed that one

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:18, Reply)

if I weren't so thick I'd prolly be able to spot a pattern here

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:11, Reply)

*contributes*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:26, Reply)

y4ckr is going cheap

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:28, Reply)

Silly OMR
its birds that go cheep
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:28, Reply)

no need
he can just fuck off back to /talk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)

cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:42, Reply)

you're alright sometimes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)

OMR's alright.
It only seems to be the perennial bickerer that doesn't seem to think so.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

I think she's still living in 2008, where people from other parts of an internet forum were to be hated and feared.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:45, Reply)

were to be hated and feared still had posters
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:50, Reply)

I think both his beard and bumbag are smashing
and I'd totes invite him to the Great Kroney House Warming 2015, if I weren't deathly afraid of other people.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:52, Reply)

He's a smashing chap, despite the fact that he's seen fit to bring more French children into this world.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:58, Reply)

Everyone has their weaknesses.
I can't imagine why somebody's weakness would be a hairy bird what stinks of Gitanes and garlic, but then according to some on here, I'd actually have first hand experience, so who knows.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:03, Reply)

I have a new and improved bumbag
I took it up a couple of hills last week with almost no bumcrack sweat
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:13, Reply)

^sexiest post of 2015^

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:17, Reply)

They're clearly head-over-heels in love with each other.
We're privileged to be here during their public flirtation phase, before they get a room together.
( .Yeti., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:53, Reply)

They don't even need to go to a restaurant, he's got his own pizza oven, so Swipe's quids in already.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Well, chomp,
Oh yeah, what we're living in (let me tell ya)
It's a wonder man can eat at all
When things are big that should be small
Who can tell what magic spells we'll be doing for us
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:28, Reply)

Dunno what the phono stage is called, I have forgotten.

( Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:44, Reply)

you stupid french prick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)

yeah well separate phono stages are shit and for cunts
get a proper amp with a built-in phono stage, you gay.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:50, Reply)

bit harsh.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)

I'm not French :(

( Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)

Mine didn't have one so I bought a NAD one cheap off ebay.
Imagine that!
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:59, Reply)

^gay
^even admitting to touching NADs
( Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:01, Reply)

your repartee is simply stunning today.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:11, Reply)

My repartee is stunning every day, you back-handed bitch.

( Kroney, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:29, Reply)

What?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:26, Reply)