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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New thread time? Yeah why not, something news related, yeah?What does the class think about Monty's mate from the Treworgey days having to stump up for his lazy ex-wife?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-31849493
Alt: Have you ever punched or been punched by a colleague?
Tell us stories of how you meted out some rough justice or summat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:02,
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No. But a mate of mine punched one of their forklift drivers and kept his job.Mostly because he does something a bit specialist for the company and the forklift guy was a bit of a prick.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:06,
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McBeef seems to have got away with pushing his warehouse manager off the mezzanine.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:09,
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Serves the cunt right, I'd be pissed off too if someone started standing on my CDs(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:12,
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How was the vegetarian option last night?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:08,
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it was fucking awesomethat mcquorn can cook a mean chilli
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:48,
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You appear to be the only one still alive today(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:54,
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I assumed it was more drink/drug related(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:55,
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well, maybe you should stop judging other people by your own standards, EH?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:58,
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Hey, you've got to have a baseline.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:03,
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Stop judging other people by your own standards.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:07,
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Keep it under wraps, that's probably bestwhat with the ongoing court case and everything
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:14,
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On the one hand it is.On the other hand, they were both 'new-age travellers' for a while so fuck 'em imo.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:14,
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This is a very pertinent point.What kind of hippy would accept an OBE, though?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:21,
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One that made a fuck-ton of money through 'eco energy'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:23,
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A new age traveller who turned out to be quite posh and would prefer to be a wealthy capitalist once he'd grown up a bit?Whodathunkit?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:23,
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you're just upset because you reckon he sold out.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:43,
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i have a bunch of squatters still waiting for his addressas he said they could use his garden
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:52,
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He's also having to pay her legal fees to allow her to take this action against him.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:17,
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That's just wrong. The point here is though that he didn't get a Financial Order when he got divorced. It's his own stupid fault.
Hippy millionaire twat.
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From what they were saying on the radio, this morning,it sounds like she'll get much less than she was asking for, but the legal fees will see him out of pocket, just the same. Can't say I agree with the ruling of the court, though, as her claim is for money that he didn't have even they were still married.
Alt: no, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Some kid punched me on the elbow, back when I was doing my paper round, dislodging an enormous scab and getting scared off by the blood.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:17,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:23,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:25,
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Again!Again, again!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:29,
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It just keeps getting funnier(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:30,
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I didn't like it.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:34,
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Ew. Our replies were eerily similar.You big poof!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:34,
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I think he fancies you, Jase(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:36,
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Are we loving, or fighting?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:36,
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Both at the same time?Dirty.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:50,
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I just emailed semi popular ex poster Kitty O'Hara with this image.i.imgur.com/vCifNrr.jpg
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Fuck all these fad diets and workout regimes, that lass seems to have lost five stone just from falling into the road(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:32,
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Yeah, but they refuse to wear protection and stink of pickled cabbage(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:38,
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So he started up a successful company after their divorce. Wouldn;t she only be entitled to money to the value of what he had before? I don't get it. Or is it for child maintenance?
I dont care either tbh.
alt. No for either.
Im a lover, not a fighter.
Ive always got my mates backs though - up against the wall.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:32,
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seems like she is a bit of cunt.But then, he might be too? How will I ever decide which one I like the best so I can put my full support behind them without some sort of live discussion with both present answering loaded and pre-agreed questions?
Alt: I was attacked by a chef once because after a really terrible lunch service I told him he could probably be replaced by a downs syndrome chimp and we'd get the food out better and quicker. 4 stitches I had to get.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:33,
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He has said he will only take part in a live televised discussion if all of their ex-partners are invited to take part as well.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:36,
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we were friends the next day(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:40,
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Whereas a downs syndrome chimp would have held a grudge for far longer.Think about that next time, yeah?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:41,
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do chimps get downs?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:42,
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www.moopy.org.uk/forums/showthread.php?43138-Can-chimps-get-Downs-Syndrome-(MORNING)
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I would have accepted a simple yes, you wouldn't lie to me.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:52,
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tigers do 
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:45,
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Haha, although I cringe at those who really 'hate' Hopkins/ClarksonHopkins/Clarkson thrive off their hate, it makes them do their controversy even more, its what gets them in all the papers.... and you've got to be really over-sensitive over-PC to take anything they say to heart.
I don't put Katie Price in that category, as she actually destroys people's lives.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:08,
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classic episode of Star Trek on tellyKirk just had a proper rubbish scrap with a blue bloke.
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He's living off the inheritance his mother left him,watching TV whilst his cuckoo daughter frolics in his 44,000ltr pizza oven.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:38,
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You know people who say 'if I won the lottery I'd still go to work'.What a bunch of twats.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:48,
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I'd keep it quiet for a few weeks, maybe work my notice, then quietly slip away.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:05,
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^ dullest post I've ever made(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:06,
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Did he get to snog any fit aliens?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:36,
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this is only sexy if it's the Chris Pine Kirk tbh(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:45,
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he plays Bones, dear.and Judge Dredd. Yummy.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:49,
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I thought we were talking about new Star TrekI only meant Karl over Chris, any day.
*purrs*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:01,
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I trust it's very dull(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:40,
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Isn't she claiming it's because she raised their kid, or something?In which case, shouldn't the kid be getting the bulk of it?
Alt: no, never. I'm far too lovely.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:45,
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The kid that's been working for his father's company for the last 17 years?I think he's probably ok for money.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:48,
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You know who the real victim is?The poor bastard who has to work alongside the hippy's fuckwit son and pick up his slack.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:51,
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In which caseshe's a money-grabbing harridan and should fuck right off.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00,
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it's quite hard to tell which is the man and which the woman in those pics(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00,
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He certainly dreses like a millionaire, doesn't he?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:02,
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It's easy, in court, if you're ever confused as to who the man is and who the women is, look at the person being screwed over - that's the one with the penis.As to whom The Bitch is, that might be harder to tell.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:04,
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Apparently, back when mr b3th got divorced,his (female) solicitor told him he was almost certain to get fucked over in the settlement by the judge, just on the basis of him being the bloke.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:07,
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And then to make matters worse, some gold-digger got her hooks into the poor bloke.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:14,
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Good job I turned up to save him from her then, eh?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:26,
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What percent of women get custody again, out of how many blokes fight for it? What percent of women go against court rulings on access whenever their heals break?If a fella wants to take on the kids, pay for everything, he'd still have to pay her meal ticket.
If a lass wants to take on the kids, pay for everything, she'd not pay a penny towards his living expenses.
#NotAllMen etc, I know.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:12,
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How is Legal Aid for matromonial settlements split up again?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:13,
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I think they have stopped Legal Aid for divorce and custody hearings. (, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)
Ah', fair doos, don't get me wrong, the pay-gap is a real shitty thing, and all that gender inequality exists, is wrong, and is weighted against women........ but it just seems to me that in court that they see, IN GENERAL, women as little petals and blokes as aggressors.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:42,
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it should be a lesson to every man who's gone for looks and not noticed if she had brains to get a jobsrsly though, one of my ex's had a beautician (let's not pull on that thread) whom he claimed was really nice. but she didn't sound it to me. at about 26, she'd married some much older rich dude. a couple of months later it shockingly fell apart and she was going for the house and half his wallet. i had zero sympathy for either of them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:21,
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Game set 'n' MatchMy cuz's devorce has
- Cost like £750k from both sides, him paying for both.
- Got her a £1.5m house; he rents and has no other major assets so rents now.
- She used the smash the house out in rages.
- He's a footie fan, the kids aren't even allowed to play footie at school.
- constant montz style last minute no-show
- At the time of the devorce, he was on good money, she got like 80% of it, but now he's not working due to contracts ending and stuff, he still has to pay the same amount.
- She begged and cried for him to not file for devorce before the kid's batmizah, to get that over'n'done with. She then served him papers at the table at the actual doo.
- Loads of other stuff.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:32,
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Yah', they're cunts to, proper horrible cunts, but basing a legal system on a demographic is a shit system.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:39,
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if there is one thing i have learned from my jobit's that you should never ever underestimate the depths to which someone can stoop if you split up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:43,
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IT'S THE PRINCIPLE, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTSbill is presented.
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THE COST...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:51,
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I am having a fun boundary time with the neighbours. They are cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:00,
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there was case recently about a retaining wall, joint responsibilty for repair costs. perhaps Rache can rememeber what it was called.
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it's usually a living nightmare working out who owns what and who is liable for what, if there is nothing express in the deeds(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:06,
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one side we just agreed to go halves on it as the deeds had no markings, thinking the other neighbours would also be reasonable.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:11,
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urgh how annoyingwith the line of the boundary or a feature, like a fence?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:02,
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both.The fence was moved to get there fucking great shed in before we moved in, and are refusing point blank yo get involved in the fence being replaced after they failed to remove the ivy that grew on their side and destroyed the fence.
I'm happy for the boundary to have moved, it's all of 2 inches or so, but the cost of the fence is pissing me off. There's no T marks on plans, and no street wide consensus as to who owns which side. They're saying it's my fence on my land, so we've threatened criminal damage for the damage their ivy, swingseat and demon spawn grandson have caused.
I got an email today saying that if I was to not pursue the damages they'd consider chipping in to the cost of a new fence.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:10,
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what twatswho bothers to spend money on a shed and then doesn't mind the fence looking like shit? twats, that's who.
is there anything historic as to who has paid for it in your deeds? i completely agree they shot themselves in the foot there; that was a rather daft admission.
without seeing the deeds or anything, i think my instinct would be to reply and say that you are glad they are being more reasonable, but as the fence was fine until they damaged it, they have to replace it with one of reasonable quality, or you'll get more legal on their asses.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:21,
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No one ever spares a thought for the judge, do they?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:08,
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aren't niggers and coons the same thing?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:15,
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seems the settlement figure is about as accurate as an ecotricity bill.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:10,
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She's already been told that she is unlikely to receive that much.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:12,
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Oh right, so he trades units of electricity.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:20,
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Has anyone gazzed rob for the mod job yet?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:47,
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I'm guessing he is way ahead of you here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:52,
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How long have you been a member here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:50,
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When they make me qotw mod I'm going to delete your account(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:53,
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My fruit and veg heavy diet makes it *quite* the tasty treat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:03,
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Don't tell me you're not tempted to try it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:11,
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MODS!!!!BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:13,
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11 years, 9 months and 22 daysHoly shit, that's nearly 39% of my life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:19,
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Hah, not if you murder properly, ala skinning them alive and wearing their face like a mask down a primary school.(
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