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your all twatsReally really self important twats.
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^about as self-aware as Em*ee(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:50,
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I reckon i'm the most self aware person here.In fact, it explains my awquardness, i'm so self aware of what a prat I can be that it makes me into a part.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:52,
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Oh look, two birds, one stone, that post also covered the self-important thing too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:52,
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I bought 3 boxes of greek ball doughnut thingies, they're like doughnuts only drenched in syrup and caramalisedI'm taking them into work tomo for everyone because i'm an awesome collegue
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:58,
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how many times do you need to carry the water bottle up and down the stairs for those?(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:01, Reply)
3 times today, but we only made the rule at 11 and I left at 4.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:03,
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i do love a bit of greek foodone of my favourite restaurants in the whole of london ever was greek, but the bastard closed down and it's now an estate agent :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:01,
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*weeps*media.city-eating.com/menus/26689.pdf
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:02,
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That looks really good, and really cheap, but I think the Turks beat the Greeks in general on the food game.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:05,
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This is the place I went, pictures don't do it justicehttps://www.facebook.com/raphaelsbakeryandpatisserie/photos_stream
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:06,
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That looks lush, they should move it further west That Greek place was the shit, he used to give me and my friend stuff that wasn't on the menu. Sigh.
Turkish is lovely too - this place is awesome, been?
kazan-restaurant.com
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:10,
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Nah', TBH to me, I wouldn't 'travel' to a turkish place, there are so many brillient local ones (although my fave shut down too).unless i'm going for the company, but I wouldn't chose it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:15,
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Anal?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:20,
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Spoilsport.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:39,
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yah'yah'yah', sodomitewww.youtube.com/watch?v=mcVYhNz06e0
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:51,
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i know you are i said you are but what am i?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:59,
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I know you are I said you are but what am I?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:09,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2487116 TO INFINITY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:15,
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I like it when you two start flirting. You both come out of it looking good.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:23,
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^ couldn't come out of plastic surgery and a free styling session at selfridges looking good ^(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:28,
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be fairhe needs that beard to cover up the fact that he has no chin.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:29,
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he could borrow a couple of dozen from his wife's extensive collection(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:31, Reply)
you are unemployed, live with your parents, have a mediocre degree, have an ex partner with an adultwork listing and you spend your days on the internet instead of pursuing life goals (, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:53, Reply)
actually i haven't, I've got a KFC box that I play a fun game with(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:55,
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That's a horrid euphemism.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:12,
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You're the most octagonal one on here(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:13,
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zany is an anagram of Zayn this is all too much, I have to piss blood and cry at the same time.
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$$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:24,
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so does dozer, the furry freakbum against the wall, quick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:16,
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you're a scouser in a tracksuit with curly hair and a moustache still blooing about hillsborough despite the fact the rest of the world doesn't care or remember really But damn it man, I love you
Cheers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:46,
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96 yer, weatherall playing ministry of sound, life changing bumbles alright i winked at josh wink once and he slipped me the finger(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:51,
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I recognise dozer and psychochomp but who's the fit lass in the middle?(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:03, Reply)
Having a foxy french wife is a terrible burden but one that I'm willing to suffer alone.(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)
they are drinking Frosty Jack, which in the strong white cider 3ltr PET world makes White Lightning a decent Vintage champagne.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:16,
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no socks over their trackies. Part timers.
I used to love Pulse when I was a chav. The red one. Stronger.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:20,
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Im too old to be a chav.Just like you're too old to be a Sk8er boi.
So calm the fuck down, Avril Lavigne.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:25,
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every single one of your cultural touchstones is ridiculous puerile lowbrow shit.Every last one.
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So what?You spend your days looking down on everyone else, with a misplaced sense of superiority. You're in a constant state of worry whether you're cool enough (you aren't), whereas Im happy to like trashy shit, that I don't take too seriously.
i have a very positive outlook on life (probably the AIDS), whereas you wallow in your discontent.
Sucks to be you, it really does.
#GirlBye
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:44,
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alrightChav/Scally/Lads favorite list - XVIDEOS.COM
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:22,
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I have a client who tells me gleefully that he is an "otter"I love this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:48,
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burly, as in Tom of Finland or a 30 odd year old bear gone to pot(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:51,
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alright Hopkins, another devastating putdown from the Prezident of the Dozington fanclub(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:21, Reply)
testing something alright chill outComment from discussion TIL that when a cockroach touches a human it runs to safety to clean itself.
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so you guys are still here, then?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:27,
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wellinsanity will pass the time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:30,
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I've got a bottle of Cabinet Serving iron.It cost a fiver from spar. I also topped up my leccy.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:04,
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also got four pint cans of Tennant's, you know... just in case.Some of us know fuck all about wine because we went to a school that was free (and our mam drank it all).
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:10,
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If I thought you was an equal I would answer you But YOUN is a bumtuft
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:26,
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