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It's hallowe'en.
That's fucking spooky.

What are you up to on this night of apparently arbitrary apostrophes, or this weekend? Points if it involves dressing up like Scooby Doo, giving chili sweets to kids, or putting fireworks through people's letterboxes.

I love cheese and tomato sandwiches!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 6:23, 403 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to
go and buy a pack of cigarettes later.

I don't smoke, but from what I've seen recently, cigarettes seem to be the de facto Halloween treat.

Thanks to bill for that one
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:23, Reply)

Also
Was there some sort of secret bash or something last night? Looking at yesterday's evening thread, there was nobody there...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:25, Reply)

I wondered that myself
Perhaps they actually got lives and stuff *pout*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:39, Reply)

morning!
I did something that didn't involve b3ta last night.
I went to my friend's flat to plan his girlfriend's surprise birthday party. It is going to be ace!

I still talked about b3ta a fair bit to him. It's not an obsession, it's a lifestyle choice.

How is everyone this morning then?
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:57, Reply)

Mr Nong :)
I think I've got a cold, but I'm getting mentally prepared for going out on the piss tonight, for the first time in a few months. I'll probably be in bed by ten o'clock :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:01, Reply)

I'm going to a party tonight.
I have a feeling I'm not going to last long. I might have to have a nap before I go out.
*is hardcore*
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:08, Reply)

That's a good idea actually.
I finish work at five... maybe I'll get my head down for an hour or two before going out. Only problem is, I've tried it before, turned my alarm off and gone back to sleep, and woken up at 3am. Arse :(
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:15, Reply)

I hope I don't do that!
I'm really excited about tonight and I'll be gutted if I sleep through it.

Hopefully a half hour nap will be enough. Gahh all this nap talk has made me ready to go back to bed.
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:19, Reply)

I woke up at 5.30
with full intention of going for a run before my shower this morning. But no. I don't wanna be porky any more :(

*needs motivation*

Daughter is coming over this weekend *bounces*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:23, Reply)

Salutations on this fine morning, all ye people
I'll need to buy a turnip and hollow it out tonight, to revisit my youth.

b3ta is a lifestyle choice now is it? Hmm. I could use that.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:24, Reply)

I need a nap now
And am still pissed off with my bus for not turning up last night =/

:edit: How rude of me: Good morning folks.
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Captain V, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:24, Reply)

I love that South Park episode
with Kenny's squash-o'lantern. That always cracks me up.

Morning chaps. How's things?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:31, Reply)

When I finish work...
I'm going to sainsburys, to take advantage of their 3 crates for £20 offer, woo!

Then, I'm getting dressed up as a nun, and going out for a couple of hours, before heading to a party!

I'm going to get thoroughly drunken :D
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:33, Reply)

Hey folks
I'm still quite drunk:D

I like it!

*squiffy huggles to all*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:40, Reply)

It's all go this morning
b3ta, texts from the lass, and a message from a girl who was one of my old school pals back in the day, on Friends Reunited.

I feel awfully popular all of a sudden.

*is normally Johnny no-mates*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:42, Reply)

@ AA
That makes it sound like the nun-dressing is completely unrelated to the party.

Is this something you like to do to relax?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:44, Reply)

@BK
Do you think your hangover is going to catch up with you?
Enjoy!
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:44, Reply)

@ Lusty
*facenoms*

I imagine it will.

At about 11.20.

I put a bet on with William Hill and everything.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:47, Reply)

My tea-break packet of crisps is staring at me.
I think I know who's gonna win this contest.

Not me!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:53, Reply)

Have a rubbish joke
because I'm bored.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan".
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds,"But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:57, Reply)

Another joke
What do you call an Indian Elvis impersonator?

Hamal Shukup!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:05, Reply)

Yay Bk
Well done in getting in the newsletter :)

It's out early this week.

not so well done on the joke...
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, Reply)

Hi All
I have seen another interesting job working as a crematorium officer!

I need to start reading up on burial practices...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:12, Reply)

Hey TGB!
*hugs*

I think the hangover's lurking now:(
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:20, Reply)

Crematorium Officer?
Didn't realise you were a Goth ... x
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:21, Reply)

@TGB
A crematorium officer? Sounds like a laugh.

What do you have to do? Light the gas then sweep up the ashes into the little pot or something?

Reminds me of a gig I did a few years back. The place had huge expensive red velvet curtains on the windows. A wag from the audience came up and said to me, "Aye, son, last time I came across a pair of curtains like that I never saw my uncle Willie again".
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:23, Reply)

Yes
because only goths work in crematoriums. *rolls eyes*

BK! *huggles*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:24, Reply)

A Low Blow...To Mrs DL/BK, I apologise :)
By way of apology:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation

www.warwickdc.gov.uk/WDC/Community+and+living/Life+events/Deaths/Cremation/default.htm
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:26, Reply)

Morning all
I seam to have a small hangover this morning.

This could be due to the fact that I was out drinking with Wookie & Drixy (she left early btw) celebrating the upcoming Badger-Lemminge union.

There's a QOTW that I can actually post answers to.

How is everybody else today?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:26, Reply)

'ning all
how are we all doing?

hda to take yet another day off work yesterday because I was feeling rubbish.

slept all morning and spent the afternoon sat in front of a roaring fire watching poirot and sherlock holmes!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:27, Reply)

Hello future husband!
*hugs*

I've booked the bouncy castle :p

*huggles* Sorry to hear you are sick Vipros. *cough*skiver*cough*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:29, Reply)

*Hugs & Kisses*
For my future wife, the ever so lovely Badger. Does this fine mourning find you good?

Is the bouncy castle big enough for all of us? I'm hoping that we can all have bouncy dancing at the reception.

Oh such a day like this will never be seen again!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:42, Reply)

The Crem Officer job could be quite fun
Since he retired, my dad's been working as a part-time undertaker.

In his own words, the job is 'the biggest laugh he's ever had'.

To quote a couple of recent examples, a few weeks ago he had a phonecall that went something like this:

Daddy Duck: Good morning, XYZ funeral services. How can we be of assistance?

Stupid caller: Hello, I'd like to arrange a funeral please.

DD: I'm very sorry to hear that. Firstly, before we can do anything, there's a few legal things we need to sort through. First of all, you'll need to show us the original copy of the death certificate..

SC: Ahh, do you really need that before you can start anything? It's just we'd like to get this sorted as quickly as possible.

DD: I'm afraid so. Until we've sorted out the legal side of things, we can't proceed with any of the other arrangements. Why would it be a problem to deliver the death certificate, if you don't mind me asking?

SC: Well, they're not actually dead yet. But they ARE very poorly...

He also said that you wouldn't believe how many funerals he conducts where there's 'additional people' turn up after the service to pay their weeping respects - in most cases quite obviously the 'bit on the side' of the deceased...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:43, Reply)

Morning
Well, I went to pick up my shiny collector's edition of Fallout 3 from the fine chaps and Game this morning.

Only it's not been delivered to the store yet. Arse.

In other news, I carved a pineapple last night, as we couldn't find pumpkins.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, Reply)

Is the mourning
a bad joke to my crematorium job :p

And it is a huge bouncy castle and I reckon we could get another one if needs be.

I need to ensure my dress is properly supportive though I don't fancy flashing the guests :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)

*rereads TGB's comment*
hey!

I'm no skiver!

if you're not careful I'll tell Herr Doktor all about all the horrible things that will make him not want to go ahead with the marriage I've quickly had to find out about....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)

Badger wife to be.
Apply for that job, people will be dying to use your services. :)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, Reply)

yo Lab & Duckie
Duckie can he bring me up to speed with UK burial law and procedure then? :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:48, Reply)

Dok that is awful!
You're lucky you have so many other redeeming features ;)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:49, Reply)

*twitches*
I spent a long, long time playing Fallout last night.
It fucking rocks.
Game of the year so far, without a shadow of a doubt.
*grins*
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:51, Reply)

Morning TGB!
I'm sure he can. I'll ask him if there's any gotchas you need to be aware of.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:51, Reply)

It was Badger.
This time I actually meant to do that.

Oh Vipros, sorry to hear you're ill/skiving. So what are all of these horrible things?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:54, Reply)

@TGB
www.justice.gov.uk/docs/burial-law-policy.pdf

Burial law in the 21st C - published by the Home Office.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, Reply)

I wish I had been skiving. would be better than this farking cough
as for the horrible things, I think I will keep them to myself for the time being, and see if TGB redeems ~~him~~herself
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:56, Reply)

@BK
Haha, no.

The party is fancy dress, but I'm out for a few drinks with some friends first, also in fancy dress.

So all is well in the world!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:57, Reply)

Cheers Duckie!
And Dok my love don't listen to him! He will try and tell you I am really a pervy old man!

Vip you're going to have your invite revoked at this rate!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)

My first Hallowe'en in the new flat!
It has a buzzer entry system so that small beings will be unable to access the door and all of the windows are inaccessible from the road. Also, I will probably be in the pub anyway.

No ~~trick or treaters~~ legalised underage extortionists at my door!
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)

In case anyone gives a damn
This picture sums up yesterday evening for me!
Clicky!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:04, Reply)

Ok Vipros, be like that!
Kaol I take it that you like Fallout 3 then.

Have any of you lot played Bioshock or Dead Space? I just ask so I can get an objective insight into whether the games are any good before I buy them.

Wifey to be, I pun badly and I know it. But I have so many wonderful things to offer.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:06, Reply)

Was zombie strippers good
pineapple face? :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:06, Reply)

Lab
Is the film any good then?

Badger, I won't listen to him I promise, he's just jealous.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:08, Reply)

Herr Dok
I loved Bioshock, but then my favourite game ever is System Shock 2.

I haven't played Dead Space, but I've heard it's good.

TGB, Zombie Strippers is awesome. It's deliberately terrible, but manages to chuck in some satire and philosophy amongst the gore and boobies.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:08, Reply)

Dead Space isn't out yet, as far as I know.
Bioshock was... Ok.
A lot of people loved it, but to me it felt like an RPG that was designed for console-users of lower intelligence than your average, in-depth PC RPG player.

Just my opinion :)
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)

*runs in, dressed in a sheet*
WoooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoo!!!!

Were you all scared?

I was!

*quivers*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)

*frights*
I thought you were a ghost, Miss T.

Or you'd joined the Klan.

*hugs*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:11, Reply)

*has mild heart attack*
scared the apostrophes out of me HLT!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:12, Reply)

Happy spooks day
Add me to the hungover crowd this morning.

Stupid friends with stupid Thursday get togethers.

And I don't think I've got anything for this QOTW*. Grr

*this may just be my headache stopping me thinking of anything right now, we'll see.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:13, Reply)

G'morning HLT!
I am very hungry. I might nip out for elevenses in a mo. I need to buy an apple for my boss, not because I'm a swot, but because he left one on his desk while he went to a meeting.

And I carved a scary face into it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:14, Reply)

hehe
Pictures! Can you pick me something up too please Lab my tummy is rumbly :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:16, Reply)

G'morning everyone!
I'm still stressing about this stupid fancy dress costume, but I'm off to the shops at lunchtime to see what I can see!

Glad you're liking Fallout, Kaol. I played it the other night, and was very impressed. For all of you gamers out there:

Gears 2 is brilliant, Left4Dead is a lot of fun, Mirror's Edge is fantastic and Tomb Raider is frustrating, as usual. (I may or may not have gone to the Eurogamer expo the other night... *geeks*)

And I liked Bioshock, so ner.

Anyway... How are we all? *fronts*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:19, Reply)

*Afeared*
Thank goodness it's only Shimmies-in-Pants.

*hugs*

Kaol it came out on the PS3 last week.

Thanks for the info, I may just have to get the both of them.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:19, Reply)

sorry chaps,
but you loved it really.

I'm hungry too Lab. I wonder if the cafe will carve a little scary face into a scone for me? Which I could then decorate with blood*?

*jam. mmmmm jam.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:19, Reply)

Wooooooooooo!
It's Hallow'een!
I'm going to a metal pub in London tonight with my band and a couple of other mates.
Then we're having a drinking/horror film marathon :D

And I'm leaving work a bit early.
Like... 3:30 :D

Oh, and when I came into the office this morning, my mate had put Type O Negative on, loudly!
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)

DiT
You lucky sod!
Where was my invite?
:p

I love Hallow'een costumes, as long as they're a bit clever.
My list to date includes:

Jeffrey Dhamer
Ted Bundy
Jack The Ripper
Fred West
Harold Shipman
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:25, Reply)

By popular* demand
The apple that may get me sacked.

Link
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:26, Reply)

Nongs Mongs
I'm fine, thanks for asking.
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:27, Reply)

I went to a fancy dress party once
dressed as Arthur Dent, with a plasticine fish in my ear.

We met in a pub first all in costume. One of my mates went as Hanibal Lektor, another as the Pantom of the Opera, and the last one as Death.

We go a cab from the pub to the party and the driver asked if we knew the was, so Death Piped up saying 'Of course I do I know everything I'm Death!'
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:29, Reply)

Hey clenders
How are you? :P

*flexes*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah Drixy
Was the rest of your evening good?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)

BK!
You gorgeous thing, you!
*hugs*

Dok, your sig reflects the truth!
*worries - may be in remission*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:31, Reply)

Morning!
It's my birthday today so I want to do fuck all and post on here all day, sadly I'm really busy though. Rubbish!

How are we all?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:31, Reply)

WooooOoooOoOOOOOOooooOOOOooooo
*Gurns*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:32, Reply)

That apple is ace :)
Hopefully he'll see the funny side.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:32, Reply)

Dok
rest of evening involved lying around reading and then getting an early night. Lovely.

Hope you behaved...

Miasma - Happy Birthday!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:33, Reply)

Nings Clenders!
Also: Dok, that's a stroke of genius!

And Kaol - you had to pay for tickets, sadly. If I'd have known your xbox wasn't borked any more, I'd have told you!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:34, Reply)

DiT
I got it for PC, that's what RPGs are meant for :D
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:35, Reply)

Lab
The apple is great.

Drixy it was a pint of gin though. I'm always well behaved, just ask people who have never met me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:36, Reply)

My boss swore when he saw the apple
He shouted "Who the fuck did this?!"

My cheeky grin gave me away, but he kindly let me off.

I can get away with anything at work.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:38, Reply)

Nings Tightly, my lovely!

Dok - despite Wookiee's ~~evil~~ best efforts, I try to steer clear of the gin.

*misses gin*
*might drink it when not with Wookiee*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:41, Reply)

Kaol
My PC is for World of Warcraft, and that's it!

I play other things on the PS3, I did almost buy an xbox though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:41, Reply)

Morning all
Spent last night making a black widow spider hat for a party tonight.

It looks like its had too many (fly) pies and has very wobbly legs.

Hang on, that's spookily how I am likely to end up tonight!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:42, Reply)

*hugs new arrivals*
hehe that apple made me do an officelolsnort

Luckily no one is here to hear!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:42, Reply)

@ clenders
Gorgeous?

*blushes*

I shall be having an evening of gin with Miss Tulip next Saturday!

*happies*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:42, Reply)

Drixy
I'll feed you gin sometime if you want.

Then I'll run away quickly.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:43, Reply)

Yay
My future wife is back.

*hugs*

Here have this lovely chocolate cake.

Hi Misspiggy, are you likely to eat flys tonight?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Mwhahaha
*in the style of Vincent Price with echo for added effect*

I'm going as a Grim Reaper this evening, not sure where too as I have many invites. I hate being popular.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:45, Reply)

ooh cake
*hugs dok*
*noms cake*
*hugs some more*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:46, Reply)

Hi Dok
Depends on the activity on the web....
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:49, Reply)

My outfit tonight
Is Kaol Black - Cryptozoological Special Investigator.

What?
*grins*
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:49, Reply)

Teehee
Not the biggest RPG fan myself, but I do like Fallout!

/Not much of a PC gamer... Prepares for flaming!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)

*sits around
waiting for fallout*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, Reply)

Woo!
I went as Harold Shipman last year!

Tweed jacket, glasses, and a prescription pad with a litre of morphine on each page.

I also wrote a couple of prescriptions of "Shut the fuck up"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Misspiggy
Don't eat the flys, it will only lead to eating other comedy animals. Have some cake instead.

Badger *hugs*, omnomnomnomnomnom, *hugs* more

EDIT DiT, not a PC gamer! Well everybody has they're problems.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)

I was thinking
of putting janitor's overalls on and pushing a bath around with 2 skeletons in Man Utd in it, and saying I was Ian Huntley.

May receive a beating at some point in the evening.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:59, Reply)

^BK
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

Goodbye forever :(
RIP BK
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:01, Reply)

@BK
I just gasped with horror and laughed at the same time!

You'll be getting a ticket to ~~Soham~~Hull for that!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:01, Reply)

BK
That's just genius.

AA, that's a good one too.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)

Next time I go
To a proper fancy-dress party, I'm either going as The Punisher or I'll get a blue Jumpsuit and stick a big yellow 13 on the back.
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)

Oh Kaol!
Tomorrow night is fancy dress - I forgot to say!

*wants to see Kaol in a blue jumpsuit*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:04, Reply)

Pffft!
I need preparation-time, dammit woman!

Also, it's not, is it? :p
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)

lol
No it's not (though if you wanna dress fancy for me...)

/wrong
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:06, Reply)

Re: Soham
I got called a sick bastard at the time.

Someone commented I was in a good mood.
I said, "Yeah, I'm as happy as a Soham florist!"

Oh dear.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)

Sure, why not?
I've got a tie.
*grins*
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)

A tie?
*ties*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Drixy
I've just noticed your sig. lol

Kaol Blue jumpsuit, with a yellow 13?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)

Mr Nong everyone!
I've got visitors coming so I can't stop! Need to make myself look more human :)
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)

Soham
I was working in Cambridge once and went to visit friends in Stowmarket, thereby passing Soham on the way. I actually stopped and took a photo of the sign and sent it to a sick* mate of mine, with no message attached.

The simple reply came back: FFS!

*i.e. with a similar sense of humour to mine
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)

Mornin' Spooky!
Doktor, yeah, it's a Fallout reference *is sad*
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:14, Reply)

Hi Spooky
*spookyhugs*

I bet you always look human.

EDIT Kaol, yes that is sad, but in a good way.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Morning spooky
Liking the new name!

Edit: *spookyhugs*, since I'm a ghoul myself!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:17, Reply)

Best outfit ever
I live near Headingley, student capital of Leeds so you quite often see a lot of the ~~tax dodging cunts~~ future-of-our-country types out dressed up.

One guy had a blue body stocking on, a big cardboard box round his torso with a ? on it, and a papier mache mushroom as a hat.

He'd gone out as one of the blocks from Mario.

Genius!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:18, Reply)

*spookyhugs for spooky*
I have just nommed up a tasty baguette with sausage and bacon.

I am now sated.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)

Now I have the
Mario music in my head :(

Hey Spooky! *wonders if she should change her name*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)

I've just realised that it's Friday
It feels like Tuesday because it's my second day at work.

Perhaps I should dress up to celebrate but I'd have nowhere to go. I feel boring now.

:edit: @TGB Change it to "The Graveyard Badger"
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Captain V, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:27, Reply)

I dunno...
I still think "The Grammar Bastard" would be great.
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Fancy dress party?
Easiest costume of all - and it's free.

Just go as a nudist.

Edit - I should have written this in the tightwads QotW last week.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:30, Reply)

Thanks Kaol!
I was thinking The Ghoulish Badger.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:30, Reply)

I think
my name is probably topical enough already :D

@TGB - how about The Grammar Bodysnatcher?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)

Since everybody else is doing it
Ive changed my name as well!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:36, Reply)

Well,
I'm always dark and scary, so no changes needed :p

EDIT: Herr Dok, that's fucking fantastic!
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:36, Reply)

hehe
I like that!

WOO the director just handed me twenty squid and told me to go get bacon and egg sarnies! woo woo woo
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:37, Reply)

Oooh Badger
Get me one please, I'l all a tummy rumbling at the moment!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:39, Reply)

*joins in*
I like this name game!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:39, Reply)

Or how about
This?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:41, Reply)

The Super Mario music
is my ringtone. That's probably totally gay, but I don't care :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:42, Reply)

@ Herr Dok
I like it!

Or Crippen? That would work.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Go on then....

(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Herr Dok
Your new name is brilliant!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:44, Reply)

I'm
going for the whole German theme, but yeah Crippen would work well as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:44, Reply)

Mmmm
Can't think of anything scary to do with my name at all.

*sulks*
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:46, Reply)

Misspiggy
Just go for Evil Sword of Pork.

We'll know it's you.
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)

morning all
how be everybody?

yesterday was quite possibly my most boring day of teaching everywhere. Between 3 evening classes, and 20 possible students, I had 6. Bah. At least some of them were nice.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)

Clendrix
I always do.

Its my undoing!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)

Hahaha!
Misspiggy, that was my first office-laugh of the day :D
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)

Mine too!
Hurrah!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:50, Reply)

Since name changing
is this season's fashion..
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Kroney, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:52, Reply)

*wonders what names he can go steal*
*grins*
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)

*joins in*
I want it to be tonight so I can get dressed up and be a zombie.
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:55, Reply)

Oh what the hell...

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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:55, Reply)

good morning!
How is everyone this marvellous last day of October?

I've been inducted at the gym (I'm feeling fitter already) and I've very nearly finished my room transformation.

Also, I get to see Mr VP, my sister and her boyfriend this weekend as we're having a family meal on sunday for my Grans 75th birthday.
Yay!

And we're having tapas for tea tonight.
nom.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:55, Reply)

Here come the girls!
Hurrah!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:56, Reply)

*grins*
*sharpens knife*
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:56, Reply)

Did I hear
that it's going to be fancy dress tomorrow?!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:56, Reply)

Morning Ancrenne
I will also be going to a fancy-dress-optional Halloween party tonight. I will be going as a cynical, embittered, old-before-his time man.

ie, me.
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Kroney, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:56, Reply)

Old Croney
Let's hope your old sig doesn't become relevant again tonight...
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:57, Reply)

I've just nommed
my bacon and egg roll.

Dear god it was good *licks lips*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)

Morning (just!) Lucy
I read 'inducted' as 'abducted' in your post above.

Aliens perhaps? It is Hallowe'en after all.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)

Hello
Ancrenne :P

We are all dressing up our usernames!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)

To everybody who has just turned up
*hugs*

How are you all doing?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)

Hallo LvP!
I'm having problems thinking of a suitable hallow'en name change...

"Cunt" would work, I guess, but it's not particularly clever.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)

Hey Lucy
*hugs*

Sounds like a nice weekend!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)

I'm going to a fancy dress party to...
I'm shaving my head, possibly using hair remover on my chest (is that a really bad idea?) and going as Spider Jerusalem...

If I can draw the tatoos.

steinskog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/transmetl4l.jpg
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)

But Bodysnatcher
You didn't get me one.

*crys*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)

@Kaol
waaay ahead of you ;)
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)

Hi all
I can't think of a name change either, I'm no good at this spontaneous clever thing.
i'll have a think about it.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:00, Reply)

*swoops in, enveloped in black cloak*
*bares fangs*

*NOMS B3TANS*
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:00, Reply)

@LVP
Lucy Van Helsing?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:01, Reply)

Scarpe, that's awesome!
Oh, and hi ancrenne :D

b3tamax... What're you way ahead of me on?
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:02, Reply)

Dok I did it's here
*hands bacon and egg roll*

Mine isn't clever but I thought as long as I stuck with TGB it didn't really matter
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:02, Reply)

Aaarrggg
I'm all afeared again!

Oh it's only HLT, phew.

Yay. I can haz bacon and egg roll. NOMS
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:03, Reply)

Ancrone
perhaps?
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Kroney, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, Reply)

hmm
almost lunchtime.

what do I eat, for I am starving? suggestions anyone?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)

no it isn't
I dont know anything about any tulips honest.

now pull your shirt collar down like a good boy.

*noms*
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)

Erm
Really can't do better.
Piggys aren't that scary.

(unless they Kermit attrocities...)
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)

what's going on?
why is everyone being scary?

*has teh fear*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)

@TGB
From waaaaay back up there.

Why are you upset at having Mario music your head? I've been playing Super Mario Galaxy and it has spruced up versions of loads of the old school mario jingles.

Much merriment is to be had. I think I might whip out the SNES sometime soon. Mario jingles are so timeless =D
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Captain V, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Haha!
You're all brilliant!

Edmund, I don't think it's fancy dress at the Manc bash... although I'm tempted to dress up funny anyway :)
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, Reply)

Afternoon HLT
It appears you have a vampire in your theatre.

Makes a change from a ghost, I suppose.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, Reply)

hahaha
beelzebacon is brilliant!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:09, Reply)

What does everyone have planned for lunch then?
I'm off dayn t'pub.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:10, Reply)

@ UnDeady
Off into town to get out my office, then probably nom a Subway.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:11, Reply)

Lunch?
I might go to town for a Friday Lunchtime Special.
Er... Double espresso and double vodka.

*grins*
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, Reply)

I'm not sure about my name change either
but can't think of anything better :-/
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Buwahahahahaha!
That is all.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:15, Reply)

But at least
you are trying Vipros :p

*pats on head*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, Reply)

K2k6
it's now my theatre OF DEATH

bwaahahahhaha
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, Reply)

For the first time
in months.......

I won't be going out this Saturday night to get hammered. Therefore I will be in work on Monday with 100% attention & fitness level.

This is going to be a long & boring weekend... I think FIFA09 and FarCry2 will have to save me...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Ahaha these names are brilliant!
*prouds*

*was first*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)

awww thanks TGB
:-D

*hugs*

*sucks blood*

:-E

edit: changed again, I prefer this
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)

I went through a couple
before settling on this one.

*makes boggly eyes at travellers*

I'm assuming that's what the Children do, I've never seen the film.
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Kroney, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)

I suddenly feel like I've put in
A minimal name-effort.
But I know that tonight, I'll be drenched in the blood of ten ladies of the night, eating their shrivelled eyeballs.
So it's ok :)
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:18, Reply)

It's quite difficult to come up with a Halloween name...
When your usual name is 'Devil'...
(

Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)

and even more difficult
when you have to work with "flesh"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:22, Reply)

Are you pleased to see me
Or do you have a ~~gun~~ Jack o' latern in your tights?
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Captain V, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, Reply)

Capt'n Scary,
That's just his massive veg :p
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:25, Reply)

I've
now settled on this name.

I like it.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:26, Reply)

Pumpkin in Tights
would have been more appropriate - phwoaar!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)

awo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0Oo0o0OoO0oo0O0oO0Oo0o0o0O0o0o

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:29, Reply)

@ flesheater
'more difficult when you have to work with flesh'

What DO you do for a living?
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:30, Reply)

I'm quite happy with my name now thank you
although I did consider:

happylittleghost
happylittletoffeeapple (because it rhymes, you know)
happylittlepumpkin
etc etc ad nauseam.

I think The Wee Witch wins though.
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:32, Reply)

I can't really do much
with an abstract name like K2k6...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:38, Reply)

Well,
even K2k666 would be better...
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:38, Reply)

I'm back
After an impromptu quick lunch.

HLV Now my blood will taste better.

TGB you can snatch my body anytime.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:39, Reply)

Brrraaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnssssssss
nom nom nom
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:41, Reply)

Good thinking!
'tis done, as Timothy Claypole used to put it.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:41, Reply)

Just for Clenders...
Also... 200?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:42, Reply)

Yay!
My suggestions are worthy!

*tries not to stare at pumpkin*
*whips brains out for Lusty*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:43, Reply)

My brain
is pretty mushed these days anyway! You may as well have a nibble, Lusty.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)

good work all round on names people
I'm proud to stand among you

eating ~~hula hoops~~spleens
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:50, Reply)

*noms brains*
*zombie walks*

*B movie horrors*
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, Reply)

But lusty...
Are you one of those shambling old fashioned Zombies or are you a new-style fast one?

*prepares to deploy Zombie Plan A*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:55, Reply)

old school
staggering about, mumbling, not very scary kind of zombie.
The best sort in other words.
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:56, Reply)

I've never fancied a zombie before, but...

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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:57, Reply)

Thing is,
I think they're scarier. They have a shuffling inevitability about them - they'll get you eventually.

Fast ones - bish bash bosh and they're done!

Right - off to the Costumery!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:00, Reply)

@ zombielusty
Shambler eh?

*gets nudey*

Come and get me!

*waits*
*looks at watch*
*taps foot*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:02, Reply)

I'm hungry
*looks about for tasty veins to nom*
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:06, Reply)

Still can't think of a scary pseudonym
But in recompense, here's the latest episode of my shitty comic! Woo!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:07, Reply)

@HLV
I'm waiting for Zombielusty to come and get me.

You can have a nom of my wrist while she's shambling over.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:09, Reply)

Oh, thanks
*pierces wrist with fangs*

*drains*
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:10, Reply)

*hides severed limbs behind back*
Very woo, Lab, very woo.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:11, Reply)

Nice one Lab
HLV please don't nom my blood, I need it.

*afeared*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:11, Reply)

Afternoon all

*scratches ear with foot*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:12, Reply)

Oh god,
have you got fleas again?
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:13, Reply)

Hello Wolfie
HLV nom the wolfie, he'll taste better than me!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:13, Reply)

*shambles over*
*noms BK's brains*

*makes sure he is fully clothed first*
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:14, Reply)

Labia
like the comic. I think that's my favourite one so far
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:16, Reply)

I gots no fleas, honest!
I just had an itch.

And I like being able to reach my head with my foot, it's still a novelty for me.

*attempts to lick own testicles*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:16, Reply)

Thanks Vipros!
I couldn't be bothered to shoehorn forensics into it :p
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:18, Reply)

I thought you could reach your head with your foot...
*remembers previous conversation*

Ancrenne - shriek! No! I am very fond of my Woolfiee chum, but there are limits!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:18, Reply)

Observations from my trip down town
1 - by fuck it's cold today. There's a strong, cold easterly blowing in off the North Sea. I had on my thick winter fleece over a heavy shirt and woolly jumper and still froze my tits off.

2 - despite this, there are some hardy souls around. I saw one girl wandering around with but a thin t-shirt on. Admittedly, every hair follicle on her skin was standing to attention but otherwise she appeared oblivious to the temperature. They breed them tough around here.

3 - I shouldn't laugh at this but I saw a muslim woman dressed in the full black gear, burqa and everything with the little slot to see out of, with a witch's hat! She had her wee girl with her, so of course that's why she had the hat, but I had to chuckle.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:19, Reply)

@K2k666
That last observation is brilliant! Really rather sweet, I feel :D
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:21, Reply)

Previously
I was only able to get my foot as far as my mouth.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)

*smacks lips*
*licks spot of blod from back of hand*

*looks around hungrily for next victim*

Well hello, Herr Dok...
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)

Flabbier Ma Gorer
That made me officelol, please don't do it again.

Thanks
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:24, Reply)

Lady Ancrenne
Oh good idea! Pass it over...

*applies to Woolfiee*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)

Aaarrggg
I'm running away to smoke!

I have Teh Fear.

*Panics*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)

There is rather a lot
of bloodsucking going on around here. Too much for my liking.

*pulls up steel reinforced collar*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:27, Reply)

Oh right!
*wipes hands on Woolfiee's lady-trousers*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:28, Reply)

Thanks
For the compliments about the comic guys! *feels all warm*

*realises that Happy Little Vampires are attracted to warm blood, pumping through tender veins in manly necks, and is surprisingly not scared*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:31, Reply)

I have decided
It's too cold to smoke, I would rather take my chances with the happylittlevampire.

She's only small so won't need a lot of blood. :)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:33, Reply)

There's no need to be scared, Dok
You won't feel a thing...

edit: wait there Flabbier. You is next.
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:33, Reply)

I think I'm too unshaven at the moment fortunately
biting into my neck would probably be a fairly spiky experience!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:34, Reply)

Oh yeah
so it does.

Damn.

*looks out silver and garlic supplies*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:34, Reply)

Hello my evil B3tans.
I've just been stalking my youngest sister's profile on facebook and have seen pics of her well and truly pissed as a fart.

*prouds*
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girlinthehole, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:34, Reply)

@k2k666
And you look so, so tasty as well.

*eyes gleam*
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:36, Reply)

HLV
Would you not rather have this lovely cake?

EDIT Hi Big-girl's-blood-splattered blouse *hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:37, Reply)

@ Dok
Your earthly nibbles do not tempt me.

And I'm a lovely vampire, really I am.

Don't you want my red, red lips on your neck?
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:40, Reply)

hmm
all this talk of blood is making me hungry.

I need me some flesh

*looks around for suitable victim*
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:40, Reply)

Well, thank you, HLV
*preens*

Oh, you mean that literally...!

*looks out blood donor card*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:40, Reply)

Someone
Should have pointed out that I couldn't spell 'scary'.

Humph.

*sulks*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Hi dok mengele
*hugs all a bit too hard*

I see we're all getting into the spirit of it.
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girlinthehole, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Oh the red, red lips of HLV
They tempt me.

Oh yes you can suck on me if you want to.

EDIT Scary-pe, Thought about it, but then said what the hell! Good job my future wife didn't see it though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Good afternoon
Sorry if this has been said before but 200 odd posts are even too much for me.

It seems that changing your username is en vogue for the day. Therefore I have followed suit.

Tonight I shall mainly be hiding upstairs pretending I'm not in. Tomorrow I will be at cafe 07 bar on Mount Pleasant in Liverpool for Satori and song, a jolly good acoustic evening. Sunday is still up for grabs.
(MadBouncyDog Barking at the moon since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:45, Reply)

why, how kind of you to say so Dok
*sucks*

That's odd, I'm sure blod shouldn't taste of salt and vinegar crisps.
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:49, Reply)

I've been eating lots of pineapple
so it may alter the taste of my, er, blood.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, Reply)

Scary-pe
I assumed it was deliberate...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, Reply)

@k2k666
No, I don't think it will.

*tests vein*

Nope.
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:56, Reply)

HLV
Why yes it should.

*innocent whistle*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, Reply)

I'm fucking bored.
*chops off heads of passers-by*
*arranges zombie five-a-side in park*
*uses heads as footballs*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Oh well
*shrugs*

*carries on*

Feeling faint yet Dok?
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Oi, HLV
Not that vein if you don't mind. I need to keep the blood flow going through that one...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, Reply)

Yes Mistress crenne
Be they're friend, steal all the sweeties, share them with us.

It's the best thing, and will save the poor wee kiddies getting sore tummies.

I seem to be coming over all funny, am I meant to be this pale?

*collapses*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, Reply)

*unsheaths sword*
*knocks back whisky*

*swishes flappy coat*

I'm ready to fuck shit up.
London's never gonna know what hit it.
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Hurrah!
*runs around with axe, chopping liberally*
*and chopping liberals*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, Reply)

I've gotta pop and do some work :(
Rubbish.
Back in a while.

EDIT: If you're too young to be zombie-food, does that make me invincible? *grins*
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:03, Reply)

I have
nommed a chicken and some unsuspecting salad, now I am ready for this afternoon of debauchery and death. albeit undeath
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, Reply)

@k2k666
you won't once I've finished with you...
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:05, Reply)

*chases stray head*
*picks up in mouth*
*drops at feet of Clendraxe*
*looks expectant*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:08, Reply)

Lady Ancrenne
You are perfectly safe with me.

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.

*Picks up bloody head*
*Laughs to discover it's old boss*
*Hurls for Woolfiee to chase*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:08, Reply)

I went to the pub
I am a little squiffy now
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, Reply)

But... but... but
I need my blood for Sunday and Monday, HLV.

I've got plans for it! Someone will be very disappointed if I don't have enough blood to go round all of my organs. Well, one of them, at least.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, Reply)

Don't expect any mercy
For you will be shown none, because you keep bragging about how much nookie you're getting.
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Yes k2k666
We all know you're going to have sexitime this weekend.

*jealouses*
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:12, Reply)

@K2K666
Stop bragging about getting laid this weekend.

*snot fair*
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girlinthehole, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:12, Reply)

Eh, Lusty?
No, I meant my brain, see - I'm in a pub quiz and my team leader wouldn't be very happy if I didn't have enough blood in my brain to think properly.

See, that's what I meant. Nothing about sex or anything...

*may not be entirely true*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:14, Reply)

What's that smell?
Can someone smell burning?

K2k666! Quick! Your pants are on fire.
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:16, Reply)

*smells smoke*
Oh! Where's the water?

*extinguishes pant-fire*

Hmm, wonder what caused that?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:19, Reply)

Helloooooooo
I appear to have been sucked dry and then fell over. Could somebody help me up please?

EDIT BGBSB, just where are these B3ta Virgins then?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Bodysnatcher
Love the sig!

*looks at Dok on the floor*
*pushes him around with axe handle*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:23, Reply)

We need photos....
of all you good folks that are doing the fancy dress thing this weekend. Maybe we should have a prize for the scariest?
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:24, Reply)

I'd best not, ancrenne
I seem to be setting pants on fire today. Wouldn't want to do that to your creations.

I'll just do without for the time being.

Funny. My nose seems bigger today too.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:25, Reply)

Afternoon all
I really shouldn't go to the supermarket when I'm feeling hungry. My fridge now has enough food to feed me for a month...

How is everyone?
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:26, Reply)

^ Nice, Duckie!
Very nice!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:26, Reply)

Owie
Draxey that hurts, stop it or I will ask you to stop it some more!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:27, Reply)

hehe
thanks Clendraxe :p

I am really quite drunk and I am having to call people *woozies*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:28, Reply)

@Dok
Buggered if I know. I haven't had a bath in weeks.

*pongs*
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girlinthehole, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:29, Reply)

Hooray!
One more hour and I can escape to do the banking!

(NOT rhyming slang)
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:30, Reply)

Sorry, all
I'm not going to be up in Manchester tomorrow. An old friend decided that this was the week in which to shuffle off this mortal coil (I only found out an hour ago) so I'm going to Belfast to see his wife and kids.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:30, Reply)

Edmund!
No!

Very sorry to hear that.

Edit: Dok, you love it.
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:32, Reply)

Edmund, that's terrible
Big hugs
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)

@Edmund
*hugs*
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:35, Reply)

For the record:
Duckie you are a bastard but by god you make me laugh!

/injoke
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:36, Reply)

Yes Draxey
But help me up please. It's all cold and lonely on the floor!

Oh wait!

*pulls The Ghoulish Bodysnatcher to the floor*

Now I've got you my precious. /Golum

EDIT Sorry to hear that Edmund.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:37, Reply)

I just got stuck in a shipping container :|
I had to hit the door with a bit of wood 'til the lock was shaken off the bit it got caught on.

T'was cold and dark in there.

Door blew shut behind me.

*frowns*
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:39, Reply)

*snuggles up to dok*
*sleeps*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)

@ Kaol the Ripper
yes, but did you enjoy it?
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)

No!
I had a little panic attack.
It wasn't great.
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:41, Reply)

TGB
I don't know what you're on about. I'm lovely really.

*twiddles thumbs*

*innocents*
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:42, Reply)

Haha!
Now you know how all those hookers felt.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:42, Reply)

Kaol
I was wondering where you'd got to...

that's not so good. think I'd have freaked!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:42, Reply)

Ah she's asleepin'
*snuggles*

It's not so cold down here now.

BGBSB, yeah you can never find a virgin when you need one.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:42, Reply)

It was awful
*frowns*

Well, my heart-rate has slowed down to somewhere near where it should be.
I've gotta go back there.
Fuck.
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:46, Reply)

*hands over axe to Kaol*
Use this to chop your way out next time.

*hugs*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)

sorry to hear that Kaol
have you got a brick to wedge the door open with?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)

wooo, I've thought of a story for the qotw
www.b3ta.com/questions/eccentrics/post292092

*pimps*

Kaol, give us a number for your office so we can call them and tell them where you are if you aren't back soon.

Promise we won't use it for evil...

*hides crossed fingers*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:49, Reply)

Vipros
You bastard.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, Reply)

I almost didn't do it as well...
more of an afterthought really

I'm so glad I did. ilovehorses makes me laugh like a drain on nitrous oxide.

I've changed the link to the correct one now :-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:51, Reply)

I'm SO glad I don't have my sound on my work PC turned on
It'd be mildly embaressing to have had that booming out in the middle of an open plan office.

I do like the jingle though. Not as much as Mario Bros' jingly tunes but it's still catchy.
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Captain V, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Credit to you though
I've always prided myself on never getting caught out by it, but you broke me.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:53, Reply)

you've joined a select club now ducky
people who should know better that have been sent to ilovehorses by Vipros

I should make a badge ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:54, Reply)

I didn't click on it until Duckie got caught out...
I then tried cos I wanted to hear the tune, but it had been changed :(

I really do love* horses.

*Not that kind of love - I'm too short
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, Reply)

Can you make one
For people who deliberately click on ilovehorses links because they like the jingle.

/hopes nobody saw the error recently corrected.
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Captain V, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:55, Reply)

I've never seen this mythical website
*wins*
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:02, Reply)

hlv
you should check it out, it's good :-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:04, Reply)

I must admit
I've yet to be caught by that one.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Captain Scary
This one is for you and me!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:08, Reply)

Nope, don't believe you
*doesn't click*
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:08, Reply)

Al!
I was just thinking about you.

Definitely race to work and back - get that heart racing!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:10, Reply)

I was just wondering where Al was....
spooooooky

work from home is the obvious answer. then you can work yourself up into a heavy metal frenzy before the gig

Edit: Clendraxe: that's even more spooky....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:10, Reply)

I'm back!
2 BLOODY HOURS. Never again am I doing this.

I do have a good costume though!

EDIT: Work from home, Al!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Vipros
wooOOOooo - we're spot on for this day of weirdness!

Pumpy - your username is making me officelol
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)

"Work" from home
Then don't bother going to the gig.

;p

EDIT DiT, what did you get?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:15, Reply)

Al
don't fear the new names :p

Joooinnnnnn uuuuuuuuussssss
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:17, Reply)

So do I

I saw Mastodon when they were supporting Tool.

Supporting Tool!
Mastodon are like jock-straps!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)

I wonder if kaol
Has got himself stuck again?
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Captain V, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:26, Reply)

Captain
Maybe, he has been gone for a goodly time!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:28, Reply)

Oh dear...
if he has, the crate will be smashed to smithereens!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Fuck off Capt'n Scary!
*frowns*

I'm back. And not locked.
I am, however, covered in sawdust.
And that horrible rockwool insulating stuff.
It iches so bad, aaaargh!
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Clenders
I just spat a big motuhful of apple over my screen. thanks....

I think mastodon were supporting tool when I saw them too, but I missed the support act
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:30, Reply)

LOL
I just texted you; I was ascared.

Vipros - what a healthy shower of food!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:30, Reply)

Well he's not quite been gone an hour yet
I think I might go for a walk in a bit. The office feels like it has molten lava running through it. I hate hot. With any luck I'll get to live in one of my two dream home places eventually - The Alps or Edinburgh.

:edit: Glad you're back ok Kaol
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Captain V, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:30, Reply)

yay, you didn't get stuck
@ al

hey al. how do you like my lovely fangs?
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:31, Reply)

Phew
Kaol, you didn't get stuck this time, Woo & Yay.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:31, Reply)

If you make a mistake once
And learn from it, that's fine.

If you make the same mistake twice, you're a retard.
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:32, Reply)

Watch out al
She'll leave you bound and broken on the floor.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)

Unless the mistake was fun!
*hopes to repeat certain mistakes*
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)

Pumpy Speaks...
And he says:

Yeah, I got a Viking costume!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)

Tally ho chaps!
Time to make a start on the booze I think, in readiness for a night of thorough misbehaviour. I shall try to keep the biting to a minimum.

Have a lovely Hallowe'en everyone!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:36, Reply)

Gah!
When I don't answer your email within 5 minutes, do not:

Email me again
IM me
Ring my Phone
Email me *again*
IM me *again*

Chances are, I either:

Couldn't care less
Don't like you
or, I am busy.

*rages before nomming some fresh flesh*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)

God Wolfie
It's only half three!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)

Kaol reminds me
of something my mate said to me the other day. It's the difference between worry and panic:

Worry is what happens the first time you can't get it up twice.

Panic happens the second time you can't manage it once.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)

hello again
you bunch of horrible monsters.

I feel rather sck, having just scoffed a whole packet of Lindt white chocolate (the ones with teh creamy centre)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:40, Reply)

Bye Woolfiee!
See you soon!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:40, Reply)

Herr Doktor
"bound and broken on the floor"

aren't they lyrics from a Natalie Imbruglia song?

or is that what I want to do to her?

how does one make with the small text? I've never succeeded with it. No one would believe that I designed websites for a living for a couple of years....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:45, Reply)

Flesh
What, a whole pack? One of those big packs?

Dear lord - no wonder you feel sick.

Vipros: put small in pointy brackets, write your stuff and then put /small in pointy brackets.
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:45, Reply)

ah thankee kindly gentlefolk
I think I must have been trying to make it too complicated

typical of me
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48, Reply)

Stupid question...
My mouse ball got stuck (stop snickering) so I just cleaned the inside of the mouse out with a pair of scissors.

Was that safe? Or was that like sticking a knife in a toaster?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48, Reply)

I fell asleep
god it's dull at work
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:50, Reply)

My mouse doesn't have balls.
:(
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:51, Reply)

TGB
So did I. I went and hid in the toilet and had a nap.

But I stayed too long and the motion sensitive lights went out.

Ha. I've only just realised that our toliets have 'motion' sensitive lighting.

*giggles*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:52, Reply)

Vipros the Impaler
Yup you got me they are lyrics from the Natalie Imbruglia song Torn. You have discovered my terrible secret!

Sshhh al Bodysnatcher's asleepin'
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:52, Reply)

Scary-pe
You idiot!
You should always clean your ball with your tongue.

Anyway, I'm off to London now.
If anyone wants me, you know how to get hold of me.

Use ~~the Bat-Signal~~ text me.

Have good weekends all of you!
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Cawl, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:52, Reply)

Bye Kaol
Try not to kill any prostitutes this time!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Scary-pe
It is incredibly undangerous in terms of electrocution, but you might cut yourself.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)

@al
you didn't notice the patent leather thigh-length heeled boots, darling.

*swoops*
(bagofpinenuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)

*nibbles Lady ancrenne's neck*
*eyes up her brain*

*sees it's a nice big juicy one*

*noms*
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:56, Reply)

@clendraxe
the smaller ones with individual squares - wouldn't attempt one of the larger ones with all the balls.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:56, Reply)

HLV got me
But at least I've managed to escape the zombies.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)

@ Zombielust
I'm gathering by your sig that you are calling ancrenne old?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)

Herr Doktor
sorry about that, I wasn't entirely convinced that they were the lyrics. I seem to have inadvertantly outed you...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)

@ethel
nopes.

I used to help old ladies cross the street (see facebook for proof) but now I just eat their brains.

Ancrenne is not an old lady. She is yoof-full and gorgeous and nomtastic.
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Vipros
It's just the one little flaw, most of the rest of my music is metal, goth, or industrial.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)

flesheater
Oh, OK - that's not so bad. I was worried that we might be seeing some white, creamy substance heaving its way out of your mouth.

/leaves
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:00, Reply)

Dok
I'll let you off then

just this one lapse ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:04, Reply)

Vipros
And now your sig is a Pink Floyd song title.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)

indeed
it always pleases me when someone identifies a sig, they are usually too obscure though :-(

haven't met anyone on here who has admitted to listening to Cake yet, and that's where quite a few have come from...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)

Afternoon all
Mr Bin wants to shave his beard off. Boo
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:09, Reply)

I have Fashion Nugget
on my ipod.
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:09, Reply)

Yay! I get to leave early.
Have a lovely weekend folks.

I shall be spending mine as a zombie.

*noms a few brains before leaving*
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wanderlust, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Hi Miss Bin
That's sad :(

But where is your scary name!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)

you should try listening to Cake
they are good. I recommend the albums Motorcade of Generosity or Fashion Nugget
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:15, Reply)

I live in a
bin.

What could be scarier?

All the children round where I live go to the school that I teach in.
I shall be dressed as a witch tonight to scare them when I open the door!
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:15, Reply)

Lots of things Miss Oldcreakyhouse!
Lots of things.

Thats me for today, I'm going home!

*sads* I've got to leave The Ghoulish Bodysnatcher here.

*pokes* Bodysnatcher, darling, It's time to get up and go home!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)

My sister and brother in law
are both going to the gym tonight straight after work. Then they're going for a meal out somewhere, such that by the time they return to their house, the streets are free of guisers* scrounging money from irritated householders.

*do they call them that outside Scotland?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)

I should of stayed asleep
fucking useless wanking cunting estate agents

*seeths*

Bye Dok my love *hugs and snogs*
xxx
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)

I'm me again.
I don't want someone stealing me while I'm away!

Should of, Bodysnatcher?
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)

^^ should have
Even on Hallowe'en!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)

Afore Ey Go
No K2k6 that's just a Scottish thing.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)

Dammit
I've been a stealed =[

On that note I'm off to hope my bus has bothered to turn up today -_-
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Captain V, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:33, Reply)

I'm not grammary today
I'm ghoulish *OooooOOOooooOOoooooOOOOOO*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:34, Reply)

There's an easy way to stop getting stolen
Just steal yourself, using a new account :)
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:35, Reply)

@Dok
I thought it may have been, but wasn't sure.

Trick or treat is so American though. And I'm never quite sure what it means - do you have to end up giving the kids something anyway?

Re being stolen - keep a backup account which you can change to your regular name to prevent folk like Madam Marlboro (where is she these days anyway?) from stealing it while you are using an alternative name on your main account.

I dare say Kaol would be able to find a way to steal your name in the fraction of a second which it takes to do the swop though! He's pretty quick, that one...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)

oh and I was trying to arrange access
for a unit but the bastards are saying they don't have the keys. They have the keys!!!!

Also they said they would call me back and they didn't so I had to call them FIVE times now waiting for them to call me back again

*growls*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:39, Reply)

I hate people who say they will call you back and then don't
it disgusts me, almost as much as the new twat in our office who had a 20 minute phone call with his phone on speaker IN AN OPEN PLAN OFFICE!!!

he wasn't even doing anything with his fucking hands.

twunt.

my boss came out and subtly told him he should get headphones for it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:41, Reply)

Too busy for b3ta?
She must be taking it seriously!

Right then, I'm off folks.

Maybe I'll look in tonight.

See ya.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:45, Reply)

I've gone back to being me too...
The pumpkin was getting uncomfortable!

I can't wait for the weekend! So many fun and brilliant things to do! :) (43 minutes to go!)

And: I CAST THE ESTATE AGENTS IN TO THE FIERY PITS OF CROYDON!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:49, Reply)

Bother
:(
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:57, Reply)

I too am disappearing
and won't be back here later...or indeed much over the weekend.

Have fun, y'all!
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thealternativefact, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:58, Reply)

awww Fuzzy!
Did nasty Kaol/Al get you?

*huggles*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Aw...WFF1st
That's sad.

Mean old people.

Anyway, I'm off for the weekend now.

Just got to get my trick or treating kit ready

Fun size Mars bars...check

Roofies...check

Rope...check.

Yup, I'm ready.

Have a good weekend all.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:07, Reply)

To you too, Scarpe old boy!
I'm off as well, methinks. Need to make sure I'm all Vikingly for me party.

Thank God I'm Scandinavian, should make it easier! Have a great weekend all! :)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:14, Reply)

*huggles TGB*
I'll make em pay.

But woo and yay! I am excited about tomorrow :)

And scarpe, my mind is boggling a bit.

Oh pants, I need to go out. Have run out of baccy and skins and everything.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:15, Reply)

Part 2...
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