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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come in on this rainy morning and have a natter.


(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:20, 230 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
4% from being deputy leader of the free world
hold me mommy, I'm scared

www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/05/palin-didnt-know-africa-i_n_141653.html
(sirolimus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:27, Reply)
4% is enough though
And it's well known that Americans in general don't really know much about geography outside their own country, so she's not really alone. Although you would think that someone in that position should really know a bit more!

But now we have Obama instead. Let's hope he is a breath of fresh air.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:31, Reply)
The company I work for
Does point to point video links. As such we had staff onsite both in Chicago and Phoenix.

Dan, our guy in Phoenix sent the scariest email I've ever seen just after Ohio was called:

Their is an air of defeat here already :-)

Except I just overheard some Young Republicans talking about "Palin in 2012"

*shudder*
(bill, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:44, Reply)
Obama is black...or is he?
His mother was white. His father was black. So he's therefore of mixed race and it's no more accurate to describe him as black than it would be to say he's white. Not that it should matter (although of course it is significant).

I don't really care though. He seems fit for the job and more importantly is sure to be better than that arse Bush that we've had to put up with for the last 8 years.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:51, Reply)
Mr Nong chaps!
If O'bama does well the next four years, Palin won't get a look in. I sincerely hope that's the case.

How're we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:52, Reply)
Oh dear
Palin was a huge part of McCain's failure. No way would she make it on her own.
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:55, Reply)
Good morning.
If Palin becomes President then I think we are well within our rights to bomb the crap out of America for letting the silly bitch win.

IMHO


@K2K6 - and Obama is black.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:58, Reply)
I actually think Palin would make an excellent president.
Michael, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:58, Reply)
Morning all
How is everyone? Did anyone make it to any nice displays last night?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:01, Reply)
I watched
the local scout display from my patio windows :) it was win. And warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:05, Reply)
I turned
My parents-in-law's garden into something resembling Berlin after the Red Army had finished with it, WITHOUT (and this is a rarity) injuring myself in any way.....

Good Moaning folks. I am having a day off to pick up the rocket sticks, mind the baby while the Mrs goes to a funeral, and cook her a nice birthday scoff tonight. These dead people have no sense of timing.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:17, Reply)
well at least the Americans
have proved they are an equal opportunities employer

A retard followed by Obama, can't argue with that track record, put your money on a woman next.

or a hermaphrodite
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:22, Reply)
Morning!
I've caught The Ill, which is rubbish.
We'll ignore the fact that I was up 'til four this morning.

And I've got loads of work to do, because someone's on holiday.
How inconsiderate.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:27, Reply)
hmm
how about a dwarf
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:34, Reply)
@ HG
I'm sure a Dwarf won't help Kaol's illness, unless they are carrying meds.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:37, Reply)
Medi-dwarf!
Hahaha!

I'm dosed up on a variety of potions and placebos, and I've got a bottle of water.
So it's all good!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:39, Reply)
Morning!
Kaol, make sure you fight The Ill now, or you'll end up with Super Snot like I have.
Which doesn't seem like it's ever going to shift.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:41, Reply)
I'm doing my best Lucy...
*offers tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
Thanks
*takes tissue*

*blows nose violently*

*cries*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)
Morning all
I got up late this morning :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)
woo
free medi dwarf

with every 20 litres

or every 10cc

take your pick
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:46, Reply)
I'd like a medi dwarf
I'd very much appreciate one right now.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:46, Reply)
'ning Jim
Have this to cheer you up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)
well
they're free with every 20 litres or 10cc.

Stock up and you might even get 2
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)
Right
I'm going to nip out and buy my train tickets and then I'll be back.

It's a day of fun.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:48, Reply)
Two?
You can glue scalpels to 'em and make 'em fight!

Like Robot Wars, but with dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:49, Reply)
or...
robot dwarf wars?
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:51, Reply)
Then we're into
Miniature-Davros territory.
That'd just be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)
How about just getting a Cock to
fight a Mongoose. I've always wanted to see that.

Maybe with a dwarf refereeing. Being filmed by paraplegic porno stars.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)
throw in some jelly
there's nothing that can't be improved by jelly
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)
I've had The Ill
for a week. It's still hanging about, manifesting itself as ectoplasmphlegm filling my bronchial passages.

Not to be recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:00, Reply)
Well,
If you run a couple of wires into your lungs and hook 'em up to a car battery, you'll be able to find ghosts.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:03, Reply)
Gabrielle
if you're deliberately trying to make my morning better, awesome.

If that was unintentionally awesome, hello, I'm James.

*pandas*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:03, Reply)
I'm back!
Hooray!
Did someone mention jelly? I love jelly.

I have my train tickets but I have to get a bus back on sunday. All the way back, on a bus.
Rubbish.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
Ghosts, eh?
*goes to workshop for some wire*

Should I have the engine running or not? Don't want to flatten my battery.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:06, Reply)
Hello you sexual faced lot.
Friday is nearly here and I had a lovely evening last night with a b3tan.
Hurrah for being in a good mood!

How is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)
I am sexual of face
Glad to hear you had a good night last night!
I went to the pub for the first time in AGES and it was a good night.
Hopefully going to have some pub action with Mr VP this weekend.
win.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:12, Reply)
Mr K,
I'm recommend not having the engine on, the ghosts could possess your car by using you as a conduit, then forcing you to slam your head in the boot, over and over.

*waves*
Hey Lusty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:13, Reply)
The thing I love most
about eating poppy-seed rolls is that I get to spend ten minutes after eating picking minute pellets of win out of my teeth. Some might find this annoying. Not me.

Just thought I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:16, Reply)
Yes, quite so Kaol.
Head slamming in the boot is not my favourite pastime!

Good morning, O lustful one.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:16, Reply)
No. 31
Just don't go for a drugs-test any time soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:17, Reply)
Ooh No3l
That is a good thing. I completely agree. Seeded bread FTW! It's also a similar thing with Chipsticks and Monster Munch for me, getting it out of your teeth afterwards.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:18, Reply)

Bought a bag of poppy seeds once. Tried eating it straight but it was like putting sand or grit in my mouth. Almost bolked in my mouth :(
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)
Lucy
Same thing with babies too...
Much stringier than you'd expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)
*waves to everyone*
It's been a bit quiet around here for a few days now. It seems like people are actually working.
I don't like it, I don't like it one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:20, Reply)
Really Kaol?
I'd have thought they were quite fleshy.
You surprise me sir.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:20, Reply)
Mmmm drugs
I haven't had drugs for months. This is good. But I really crave a fatty every now and again.

How're you, Cowl? :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:21, Reply)
Well,
I was out of the office yesterday, then my internet failed last night.

It's ok to admit that you missed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)
Yes Lusty
I can't speak for everyone else, but I've been working a bit more the last few days.

It's not right at all.

And on that note, I'm off to the lab for a bit right now. Back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:23, Reply)
Oh Kaol
I did miss you.
You're back now though. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:25, Reply)
Of course I'm back
I'm like herpes.
It goes for a bit, but it'll always be back in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:29, Reply)
Morning
to all my peeps.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:34, Reply)
Word up ethel
:)
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)
LvP
How you diddling?

*doffs hat*

Lusty
Kaol
Himmy
K2K6
No.31
The rest
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:37, Reply)
I'm diddling
like a diddler today.

Actually, I should be busy but I'm just sitting around.
meh.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:37, Reply)
YEAH.
That's right.
I get mentioned by name.

*lights cigarette*

*coughs feebly*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:38, Reply)
Join the club!
I should be badgering away at these PCs, but they can wait until after I decide to sort them out.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:38, Reply)
Hi Jim
i like pandas
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)
morning ethel.
I'm bored.

I guess I should go and do some work.

*sigh*

I don't want to :(
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)
Allo chaps,
long time no see!

They have been making me do actual work, the bastards. I don't like it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)
Morning!
I'm am here.

I haven't missed anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:51, Reply)
Turning up together?
In the same clothes you wore yesterday?

*shakes head slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:51, Reply)
Morning all
Gabrielle - I hear that Kaol likes pandas too.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)
Ooh kaol!
Ducky reminded me, on WiiFit there's a game where you can headbutt pandas. You're meant to avoid them and headbutt footballs but it's always amusing to headbutt a panda.

Well it made me laugh anyway.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)
Actually these are the same clothes I wore yesterday, mostly.
Moving house is a bit rubbish. I have packed almost everything of use.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)
Kaol
No...
Erm...
*blushes*

Who wants to come and have a smoke with me?
*boreds*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)
Pandas?
PANDAS?

*takes deep, phlegmy breath*

*frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:57, Reply)
clendrix
I thought that said *breeds*!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:59, Reply)
Halfy
It's probably better if I don't...

Kaol - are there pandas at London Zoo?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)
my
wiifit age is 44!

im 33.

cunts.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)
There are no pandas
At London Zoo.

If there were, I'd make it my personal mission to kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:05, Reply)
Oh dear...
Well, there will be lots of other cute, fluffy things to see. Fluffy things to save from extinction. Cute things to coo over. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:07, Reply)
Yeah!
I hope they have Aye-ayes there. They're my favourite fluffy creature!

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/04/images/050419_aye-aye.jpg

ideiafix.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/_41118852_ayeaye_pa.jpg

Awwwwwh!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)
Kaol.
What is your view on red pandas?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)
Red Pandas are ok.
They're related to raccoons.
Pandas my misnomer only.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:11, Reply)
Yay!
I love red pandas. They make my heart feel all fluffeh, as do aye-ayes and sugar gliders.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
Am I allowed to like the otters?
Or do they face being gunned down too?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
Otters?
They're bitey and awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)
Yay!
*skips off to zoo*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)
Ain't nothin'
'otter than an otter.

Cor, so sleek and powerful. A bit like a nuclear sub.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, Reply)
African hunting dogs ftw.
Also, I quite like the ducks at London Zoo.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:18, Reply)
Mr Nong all
I am wearing my grumpy pants today, and therefore feeling cheery.

Today is my last day of rest before I start work so I intend to be ever so domestic and do lots of housework.

Or sit on my arse talking bollocks on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:19, Reply)
Morning all!
I have the ill too, although I am at work.
I sound like Fenella Fielding's poorly sister. Only two octaves lower. Quite sexy actually, but I can't sing :-(
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:20, Reply)
The ducks?
I prefer the ones in the Chinese restaurant around the corner.

Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:20, Reply)
Wookiee,
My favourite bit of London Zoo is the Reptile house :D
I like the aquarium bit there too.
And the monkeys.
And the bats.

*grins*

I think that I do like animals, I just don't like people that like 'em...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:21, Reply)
Kaol
admitting to self-hatred then?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, Reply)
Almost certainly, yep!
But I knew that already :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)
Things I also like:
Cave crickets, although the fuckers are terrifying.
Komodo dragons.
The sparrow I saw having a fight with a dragonfly that was slightly bigger than it last time I went.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)
I love
this place.

There is a huge open area for lemurs and wallabies and emus, or maybe ostriches I can't remember. Big scary budgies anyway.

The lemurs run about all around you and frequently escape, which is fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)
I want a b3ta day at the zoo.
Kaol can tell us interesting animal facts and I can get over excited and probably sick in my mouth a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)
"Mexican Mud-Newt"
Yeah... That one's great with a bit of salt and a light dusting of cayenne.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)
I'm pissed off now.
The latest answer on QOTW has made me mad.
Asking people to vote for your baby in a contest? Low. Fucking low.

EDIT: Dammit! Now the question's closed.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, Reply)
Do you like
kestrels, Kaol?

I was walking down to the lab one day and I saw one take a pigeon in mid flight. The pigeon was as big as the kestrel, if not bigger, but it had no chance and the raptor flew off carrying a hearty breakfast in its talons.

I think awesome describes that quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)
I'm not a massive fan of birds.
I mean, they're cool enough, but they don't do it for me.

Birds of prey and corvids ARE awesome though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)
K2K6
I saw the same thing the other day. It was all of the awesome.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)
I saw some kind of
Sparrow Hawk attacking a pigeon when looking out into my back garden one boring Sunday last year.

It swooped into a tree and after a ruffle of feathers the Pigeon escaped! Look slightly proud as well.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, Reply)
Lusty...
let's you and me organise a spring day out at the zoo - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, Reply)
I saw
a griffon vulture with an 8 foot wingspan recently. It was incredible to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)
Clendrix
Well, it is my birthday in March...
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)
Ooh! Lusty!
What a great way to celebrate...oh, but when? I go to NZ in March...

And will you still be here? :(

Oh! 100!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, Reply)
Well my birthday's on Monday 9th
Remember that everyone!

If you're in NZ we can always have a zoo day before you go/when you get back!

EDIT: I find out next month when I'm going.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
A sparrowhawk
took a sparrow right outside my window on Sunday. It was amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
Am still here then!
7th? 14th?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, Reply)
Zoo Bash, Zoo Bash, Zoo Bash!
Can we, can we, pleeeeease?

Sounds like fun.

Also, why should I do in Brussels this afternoon? I'm not sure about the taxi drivers suggestion that I should go visit the "red windows, sexy sexy girls there"
(bill, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, Reply)
If I'm here the 7th would be ace.
We'll sort it out come December. Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, Reply)
Lusty and I will sort something out
and let you all know!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:47, Reply)
@Bill
Go and buy some chips and chocolate. They're the two things Belgians do best.

Then sit and eat and get fat. You may want to wash it down with some Belgian beer, which is quite good too and has the effect of making you forget you're in Belgium, which is generally pretty shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, Reply)
@ Bill
What K2 said, just don't forget the mayonnaise.

I also know they're big on art, but not sure of any good galleries.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, Reply)
WAFFLES!
And beer.

Then you "go make sexy with window ladies".
The more the better.
Don't kill any though.
They don't appreciate that.
And they'll ban you from Belgium.

/bitter voice of experience
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, Reply)
I went to Bruges for half an hour.
I used my time to eat as many waffles as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, Reply)
So far
I've taken the dog for a walk and straightened my hair (one of the three times a year i do it).
I really need to pack but I just Can't Be Arsed.
Bill - go and see the Mannequin Pis museum. There's a famous statue of a horrible little boy weeing and they dress him up in all different outfits and they have all these outfits in one museum.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis
If that doesn't drive you to drink beer, nothing will.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, Reply)
Frites & Mayo it is then!
As for your suggestion Kaol, I'll see how energetic I'm feeling after stuffing my face full of chips! ;-)

I was here Monday and just ended up getting pissed for 6 hours while waiting for my train back so this time I want to actually be a be more adventurous!
(bill, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, Reply)
Oh fucking hell!
I'm not right today...
I read "walk" as "wank" there, and thought "Oh... Fair enough..." to myself, as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)
Ooh, Bruges
I wonder how long that train takes!
(bill, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)
Not right today?
Oh.
*pretends to have noticed a difference*

THE I.T. MAN JUST DELIVERED MY NEW LAPTOP!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)
Noon all
How are we this morning, and which one of you set the Beer Monster on me last night?

Zoo Bash, how cool would that be!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:01, Reply)
Dok
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha




hahahaha

haha
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:01, Reply)
Kaol
But why would I take him anywhere for a wank? He could have done it where he was.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:02, Reply)
I dunno...
Maybe there're dog "massage" parlours?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:04, Reply)
Drixy
It was you wasn't it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
Some people
like exciting locations for wanks. Perhaps dogs are the same.

Dok, no it wasn't. You were insane by the time I arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
Maybe there are
But I don't think are any around here. I could be terribly ignorant of the canine sexual undertones of the neighbourhood though.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
Yeah
I was in a funny mood yesterday, all happy and I don't know why!

Dog wanking? Now that's just wrong!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:09, Reply)
'lo folks
Going back a bit to the subject of favourite animals, I have to agree with the aye-aye but also add in jerboas.

Saw them last time I went to London Zoo in the same bit they have the sloths and that in. They're like a cross between a mouse and a kangaroo and when I saw them, they were sprinting around their tank, bouncing off of the walls chasing each other like they were doing free running or something. Proper awesome.
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:10, Reply)
Dok
Not for dogs, it aint. They probably like it.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:10, Reply)
@clendrix
I'm quite sure they do.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)
Red Rocket.
/Southpark
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)
Random fact
In an Eddie-Izzard-tying-unrelated-things-together type way...

I've just discovered that griffon vultures live in Belgium.

So there you go - eat waffles, drink beer, see the sexeh ladies, go vulture spotting. Top stuff!

EDIT: I just realised I was actually assuming wikipedia to be a reliable source.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:22, Reply)
Fuzzy,
Wikipedia is constantly adjusted by b3tans, so I think it's a perfectly acceptable source of incorrect information.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)
My genitals
are also constantly adjusted by a b3tan (i.e. me) but I wouldn't rely on them for accurate information. :)
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:33, Reply)
*sighs*
*pins K2k6 down*

*injects bromide*

So...
Everyone gone for lunch? It's quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)
*rolls in*
What an awesome night :) Even if I did agree to go for dinner with my ex tomorrow :S Damn you cider!!

Ok who has my b3taday cake! *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)
Happy b3taday oh badgery one
*goes back to nomming foods*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)
ha
K2k6, that was a good one! Made me laugh.

I'm still here Kaol. Although I shouldn't be, I should be packing.

Someone make me pack.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)
Happy b3taday TGB!
*huggles*

Clenders, I know. While I was there I checked the wifi article and Miasma's alteration is still there. Go him!

K2k6... I'm tempted to ask them a question...
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)
LOL
K2k6 has been injected.

Fuzzy - I'm glad to hear that's still there. I think we all ought to go on there and misbehave.

Happy B3taday Badger!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)
My genitals
will be available to take questions once they have recovered from the bromide so 'kindly' administered by Kaol.

At the moment they seem a bit lethargic.

Unlike last weekend

Edit - Happy b3taday Miss Badger!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, Reply)
Thanks guys
The BBC on this day (which I think it was lusty pointed out the candle links to) always seems to have really depressing news! I have helicopter crashes and war! And some stuff about presidents :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)
Happy B3taday Badger
I was also hit by the Beer Monster last night.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)
K2k6
If you keep talking about it, I may be forced to "amend" you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)
Hey dok *hugs and snogs*
Yeah Lab made me go to a late bar and that meant we didn't get back till 330.
*zombies*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)
Ah, yes, OK Kaol
*installs reinforced steel codpiece*

I shall cease forthwith any reference to my bouncy activities, lest you should become irritated and decide to use your knives.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)
*snuggles & snogs*
3:30, you dirty stopout! I was tucked up in bed all snuggley at that time!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)
It was all Labs fault.
*looks innocent*

And yeah I didn't really realise how late it had got...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:57, Reply)
damn that lab
*shakes fist in lab's direction*

I was having odd dreams about buying a Renault Clio last night at about that time.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:01, Reply)
Labs fault.
I'll have to remember that one!

Let me hug the zombies away.

*hugs*
*cops a feel*

Mmmmmmmmmm Lovely.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:01, Reply)
For the first time in ages
I've posted an answer on the QOTW.

I won't pimp it though. It's not that good.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)
haha
Dok you're awful :p *cops a feel back*

Lucy that is quite random!
I have a sausage roll the smell is making me feel a bit ill though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:05, Reply)
TGB
It was an odd dream.

Is the sausage roll hot? If so, ketchup will make it better. mmmmmmmmm, ketchup on sausage roll.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)
It is hot
I have put the idea of ketchup to my stomach and the vote seems to have come back as a resounding no.

*is fragile*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)
Hello TGB
I was asleep by quarter past 11!

:(


In other news, I just bought this.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)
TGB
Sounds like you need a mint aero then. Mint is good for nausea and the sugar content is astronomical so that'll perk you up a bit.

I'm off to catch a train now! Speak to you all tomorrow!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:11, Reply)
Lucy
Dreaming about a Renault Clio? There must be something Fruedian about that!

*hugs*

Badger let me soothe your bad belly. *tummy rubs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
Bit rough then TGB
*soothing hug*

Afternoon everyone else, got a massive ticking off for my general attitude at work yesterday, including throwing my headset across the room and storming out!

Feel better today:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:21, Reply)
*rummages in desk*
I have a yorkie and some prawn cocktail crisps! And half a bottle of pepsi.

Mm healthy.

*enjoys belly run and falls back asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)
A Yorkie, TGB?
But that's not for girls!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
TGB isn't a girl.
She's a lady.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:30, Reply)
And Lusty ain't no lady...
she's all woman.
*drags Lusty away*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:31, Reply)
@ Lusty
*facenoms*

Hahaha, I like kissing you in public!

*edit*

*flexes at clenders*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)
I am now confused
as to who is a lady, a woman, a girl, or just female!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:37, Reply)
Clendrix,
Where are you dragging me to?

Thanks for that BK. Now my face is all wet :(
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:37, Reply)
K2K6
I have that problem at my local clubbing scene.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:39, Reply)
Erm...
the zoo!

*enjoys flex greatly*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:41, Reply)
I was thinking of
you, Lusty and Clendrix, last night as I was surrounded by quite a few beards *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)
Oh,
For a minute there I thought you were going to do rude things to me.

The zoo is still fun though, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)
@TGB
I'm now rocking a goatee!

Looks ok:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)
I have a proper
manbeard going on, I'm in two minds as to whether I like it
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)
Beards!
*trembles with joy*

Lusty, what are you saying? I'm sure there's plenty of naughty fun to be had at the zoo! Let's use our imaginations...

*uses*
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)
Well Ethel
You have a fantastic beard judging panel here so show us a picture and we shall judge! *hands scorecards to Lusty and Clendrix*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)
Back from lunch.
God-damn, that was good!
I'm feeling human again.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:54, Reply)
Kaol
does Human approve?


TGB
I have a photo, available upon request :P
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:56, Reply)
The last time I went to the zoo
was about 15 years ago, in Edinburgh.

The one thing that I remember most was that the girl marshalling the penguins during their daily parade was wearing a thin t-shirt with no bra underneath.

What?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)
Human does not.
But I'm the one with the knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:58, Reply)
*tightens K2k6's steel codpiece*
Behave yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:58, Reply)
*eyes bulge*
Sorry!

/high voice
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:00, Reply)
Hey Ancrenne
*huggles*

I have don't fear the reaper randomly stuck in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)
Dammit,
Now there's a song I'd love to do for karaoke!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:13, Reply)
I still can't grow a beard.
*cries*

Afternoon Ancrenne, how the devil are you?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:18, Reply)
Wookie
Just glue your hair to your face. No one will be any the wiser
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:23, Reply)
Or shave your balls and stick the hairs on your face.
Hee-hee - curly beards FTW.

Hello Ancrenne!

Kaol - you can sing that one next time. For there will be a next time...
Edit: Kaol sings reeeeeaaaaalllll good.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:25, Reply)
He does indeed
I'm looking forward to his little mini set at the next Belmers gig :)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:35, Reply)
I'm good thanks,
just a little stressed from planning my move this weekend.

I'm so looking forward to living somewhere that's not mouldy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:35, Reply)
Dear lord, Ancrenne!
I'm not putting my face near it!
Or anything else...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:35, Reply)
*shaves Wookiee entirely*
There. It has stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)
*blushes*
Thank clendrix and TGB!

*blushes more*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)
Brrrr.
Cold now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)
Oh stop that modesty!
You're good.

*looks forward to next singing session*

Wookiee, you're always cold.
*knits coat from shaved hair*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)
You're
a wellwaxedwookie now
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:42, Reply)
*grins*
Well, we shall see about more singing some time.
My voice doesn't like me today, damn cold/phlegm/cough.
And I've got an acoustic practice tonight :|
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:43, Reply)
Kaol
Pop over to choir practice with me later. Good warm up exercises...

I'm scared though. I think Kate Bush may have ruined my throat forever.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)
Clendrix
I don't think so... A pipe to syphon the gunk outta my lungs and nose would work better :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)
Oh!
That'll sound lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)
Well...
Could mic it up and sample it, I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)
Woot! Done!
I've finished the work I had to do today and am now looking for a half decent place to get some moule marineir (I know I spelt that wrong)

Kaol - Despite your encouragement I'm not going to visit the ladies of negotiable affection!
(bill, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:55, Reply)
I want to be with Bill having moules and fun.
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)
*yawns, stretches looks around*
'Noon!

Whaddid I miss?

May have got into work very late today and is wanting breakfast now...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)
Hey Bill
*waves madly*

I dunno why I always write that, it seems to have become tradition...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:03, Reply)
I want to be with Moules and having bill.
But there's a sea in the way.

In other news, I really like the new QOTW, it's got fantastic scope.
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:06, Reply)
Yo Colonel S
*rubs beard*

And I wasn't too impressed with the QOTW. Just as we seem to have had loads of possession based ones, thing you've loved and lost, your most treasured one blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:10, Reply)
*stumbles in*
*is still wearing pyjamas*

*drags duvet in*

*curls up*

'lo everyone. don't mind me. I'll just be asleep in this corner.

*yawns*

*nods off*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)
Afternoon ye of the earth-planted bulb
Are you wearing your jammies at work then?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:21, Reply)
for the purposes of this thread, yes I am
how art thou o k of the 2 and 6?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:23, Reply)
Apart from airways full of phlegm
I'm very fine thanks, HLT. And full of the joys of springlate autumn.

Although the phlegm thing doesn't really project a good image :(
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)
tell me about it
I've just about got rid of the cold I got three - or is it four? - weeks ago.

are you feeling poorly?

do you need soothies?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:32, Reply)
Actually
I'm feeling perfectly OK except for this damn choking coughreally ill and need a lot of soothing, yes.

*nose expands a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:34, Reply)
Hello TGB!
*Waves Madly Back*

I like this tradition, traditions are good!

It looks like I might have been a little premature in thinking I was done with work for the day, I'm avoiding returning a phone call until after i've finished eating and hopefully by then they'll have sorted out their problem on their own!
(bill, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:35, Reply)
Hi folks
I'm busy at work, and am thusly just popping in and out. :(

Badger *snogs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:42, Reply)
Oh noes!
*does lovely soothings*

*sends feelbetters*

etc
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:47, Reply)
I was sleeping at work
again but the phone rang and rudely woke me up. Bastards.

Dok! *snogs, gropes, snuggles, sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:49, Reply)
*enjoys*
Thanks, Miss Tulip. That's improved my condition markedly.

You're good at the soothing thing!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:49, Reply)
BORED!
Bored
Bored
Bored
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:56, Reply)
Well the director has gone
So I am all by myself for an hour.

*puts radio on*
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 15:59, Reply)
*Dance*
I wish I was at home, then I could have a kip.

*snuggle & grope"
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:02, Reply)
HI Miss crenne
It's because they are EVIL, and must be punished.

*hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is quite a small thread
considering all the pointless drivel worthy colloquy we've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:15, Reply)
Ancrenne!
Make sure the guides are set up correctly, as well as the paper size and type are correctly selected in the print options
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:28, Reply)
argh
I hate that Miley Cirus song *bangs head on desk*

And I can't remember the code to set the alarm when I leave.... hmm
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)
It's lovely and quiet here.
*tiptoes away*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:03, Reply)
it bloody isn't
I'm still here!

*sings and shouts*

edit: humph. where is everyone?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:15, Reply)
*sighs*
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post296761
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:29, Reply)
hi guys
Quick question as I don't know if i'm being out of order or not.

Say your missus was wanting to go to her work Christmas party wearing the kind of dress that you need to use boob tape in order to stay decent. It was a dress you'd helped her choose because you were going to go out together in a few months time on a special night out. You weren't going to be going to the work do and it was going to be earlier than your night out. She looks absolutely storming hot in it.

I can be a bit jealous, so I was wondering if you guys would be ok with that or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:29, Reply)

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