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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Monday bitches


Another glorious day in the salt mines, comrades!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:55, 244 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Da Tovarich
The sun shines bright on the magnificent saltmines of the motherland this morning.... I'm typing up letters and eating toast. How's everyone?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:14, Reply)
Morning LIC
How are you today?

I'm working from home today as we haven't paid the rent on the office yet again!

Unfortunately that doesn't mean I can sit on B3ta all day as I still have stuff to do. Including booking some EuroStar tickets for later this week.

*Goes to EuroStar website*
(bill, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:17, Reply)
Morning normal internet people
I'm quite happy today. The sun is shining, I walked just over five miles in the sun yesterday and got a tan, watched the rugby, drank beer and ate sausages.

Good times.

How're you lot?

Edit: has Josef Fritzl superglued a blue ring-binder to his face?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:27, Reply)
well thanks no3l
sounds like you're all having fine and dandy days over there.

I'm studying. Again.

On the plus side I don't have to work until friday. *happies*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:28, Reply)
AND!
I've had to put a belt on my jeans. Take that, fat! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:55, Reply)
Yaaay!
go No3l :)

I need a belt actually. My jeans won't stay up. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:57, Reply)
Morning all
I arrive at work to find another weekend has passed without a desk move having taken place. So I am still not sitting opposite Low Cut Top Lass. On the plus side, if when it finally takes place I'll be sitting next to my immediate boss, so that can wait.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:00, Reply)
Lic
err - make up your mind?
Maybe make Low Cut Top girl a cup of tea and ask her out?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:04, Reply)
Curse all you belt wearers
With your sensible eating habits and your regular exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:06, Reply)
LIC
I eat terribly. I do no excercise.
I had glandular fever twice, chronic faitgue, chickepox and bronchitis (the last 5 times since june 06) all since since I was 13.

I don't gain weight because I'm often ill. And I try very hard to gain weight. I look gaunt a lot of the time.

EDIT: kay the eating terrible bit is a bit of bollocks. I'm veggo. But I do eat a lot of junk as well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:08, Reply)
It's the beer
If you don't drink it you will shrink.

Morning my lovelies.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:09, Reply)
Morning to you all.
It's Monday. And the sun is too bright. And I'm at work.

I'll take a trade-in if anyone's interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:11, Reply)
Kaol - firstly- hello!
I'll trade if it means I get to be in the UK now. :D

EDIT: Hi dok :) /huggles
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:12, Reply)
No dice.
Australia's too hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:13, Reply)
How many calories in a glass of wine?
I had hoped when I switched from beer to wine that it would help but it doesn't seem to. I need a good dose of dysentery.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:13, Reply)
bull fucking shite
you don't know crap.

it's autumn. Weather's turning cold. it'll be just like 'ome sweet 'ome.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:14, Reply)
Maybe not now.
But it'll get too hot one day.
Then I'll be upset.

So... Anyone got exciting plans this week, or is it all work and no play?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:15, Reply)
Vampy
*hugs*

HSH is not cold, it's nice and cozy, we even have a duvet.

Kaol, I'll swap you, you can have my job.

EDIT
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
All works and no play makes Dok a dull boy.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:17, Reply)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
I do I do I do!

I am seeing my Dad tuesday (for presents) then am dying Evil Pixie's hair Wednesday, then Mum's Thursday for Birthday meal and presents, then a dinner on Friday then some crazy people are coming to see me Saturday and we are all going to get very very drunk WOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:17, Reply)
ummmmm
I'm doing my friends hair and make up for her debutante ball on Saturday. Before going to work.

She's awesome though. So it'll all be good.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:18, Reply)
I have Wednesday afternoon off
During which I intend to slack, lounge and maybe even nap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:22, Reply)
*cough*andbuymepresents*cough*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:25, Reply)
oh god I wish I could slack, lounge
and maybe even nap.

fuck me sideways and up a wall I'm tired.

I feel zombie like I'm that tired.

:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:26, Reply)
Are presents traditional for a birthday bash?
I don't know if I can make it now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)
I'm gonna make a present
Entirely from teeth and hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:31, Reply)
/talk have been whinging about our posts on qotw again.
They seem to have a problem when we open up and tell people about our private lives.

They just don't seem to get it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:31, Reply)
Presents are compulsory Chains
However buying me a pint is! *glees*

erm Kaol that's sweet but you really don't have to.

Hey BGB, yeah I saw woodside was being his usual lovely self
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, Reply)
I don't bother about woodside
he's been on ignore for months and months.
He's a cunt so just ignore him and you'll be much happier! :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:36, Reply)
@GB
Amorous badger took offence at VC's post about her traumatic experience she posted this week.

Which I think belittles her bravery at opening up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:36, Reply)
*sighs*
It's not "/talk", is it though?
It's a few particular people, who're just desperate to get a reaction out of you.

The majority of /talkers are actually funny and quick-witted, and couldn't care less about what we get up to on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)
Badger
I can't make it to your bash now :(

Well I could but it would mean not eating and not attending Edinbash.

/Talk moaning about us again, wonders will never cease.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)
why did he take offence?
it's true. I'm ashamed that I was dumb enough to fall for his tricks to let it get to that point.

I'm confused - if he had a problem - why didn't he just tell me?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)
Dok you suck.
You owe me a pint in Edinburgh now.

Kaol has a point, it is only a few that come over and I tend to take whatever they write how I take Al/Bert ie not very seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, Reply)
Al edit
ie not very seriously. up the ass
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, Reply)
This month I do Badger
And you can have a couple of beers at Edinbash to make up for it, maybe even an AWESOME HUG!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:44, Reply)
@Kaol
I understand it's just a few and most of /talk are ok.

What I don't understand is why the decent lot of /talk put up with them.

Edit - anyway, enough said on the matter by this bitter old hag : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:45, Reply)
I saw the OT post and tracked down the /talk thread and the QOTW post.
He's a bit of an epic tool, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, Reply)
Er...
The same reason we all put up with Al.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)
We only put up with Al because he's extremely attractive.
And hung like a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, Reply)
Edit
We only put up with Al because he's extremely attractive. And hung like a donkey. pays us
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)
Morning all
Everyone have a good weekend? Weather was lovely here, shame to be back in work today...

Links please Light, I'm feeling lazy.
(username1, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, Reply)
meh well
I'll deal with it my way.

I don't think he's a tool yet. I'll wait and see how he replies and then I'll decide whether or not he's a tool.

I've had worse honestly.

EDIT: Al have a hug. Don't go groping my boobies now ya here?
/huggles al cautiously.

EDIT edit:
bgb - thank you - that means a lot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, Reply)
So...
I think we're all in agreement. Good stuff.
/talk are alright.
Some people (like Al) are just cunts.
That's what the ignore button's for.

So...

A Question
If you could eat any animal (including extinct ones), what would you eat?
Yeah, I know there are some veggies here. Change it to "the eggs/milk of..."
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, Reply)
I'd
eat out Angelina Jolie
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:56, Reply)
It would have to be
Dolphin.

Fucking horrid creatures!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:57, Reply)
Actually TGB
I already got you something. I suppose you expect me to wrap it, too. Tcha! You'll be wanting a card, next.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, Reply)
/gasps
dok I've lost all respect for you.

I would like to eat platypi eggs Ya mum.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
I don't do cards
It's not your penis is it Chains?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Vampy
Dolphins give me Teh Fear!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:01, Reply)
Swan
because it belongs to the Queen, and I don't like her. And I'm pretty sure it'd be nice.

And otters, since I saw some hanging up in a butcher's window in Rome. They eat them there! The vegetarian in our party wouldn't let me buy one though.


@ Dok - remember this, from the very early days of the internet?
(username1, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, Reply)
why? they're lovely
I got to feed one once. it's skin felt all rubbery like one of those plastic beach balls.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, Reply)
I'd like to eat
A prehistoric sea-scorpion:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Mixopterus_BW.jpg

Be like awesome-lobster.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, Reply)
No they are not lovely!
They're horrible.

How can anybody say they are intellegent when they never bothered to readapt fully to aquatic life!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, Reply)
From contemporary reports
Dodo tasted rather unpleasant. I'd like to try snake, that'd be interesting. And by snake I don't mean cock.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:05, Reply)
Snake isn't bad.
I had some kinda snake when I was in Kenya.
I reckon it was python-related.
Not bad, but pretty flaky, like boiled fish.
Didn't taste like fish though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, Reply)
LiC
just as well you're coming to aus! there are loads of places where you can try snake here! :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, Reply)
Yeah Chains
Just remember that in Oz some snakes also like to try humans!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)
yeah cos we have loads of snakes in melbourne
/rolls eyes.

You're silly Dok.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)
TGB
I'm guessing if it was my penis you'd definitely want it wrapped. A crisp packt and an elastic band usually do the trick.
Remind me to turn the packet inside out first.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)
You'd be surprised Vampy.
Chains, make sure you clean it first!

The packet that is.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
Snakes eat rats.
People attract rats with their filth and mess.
Snakes live under houses and behind bins.

But they're scared of people, so they don't get seen very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
You disgust me chains

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
I turn the packet inside out
So my victim partner can experience The Salt and Vinegar Agony Tingle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)
Pffft!
Salt and vinegar's for amateurs.

You need "Flamin' Hot" Monster Munch.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, Reply)
It's not just any cheese and onion though
it's Badger finest slowly matured chedar topped with baby challots in a thick creamy sauce.

This isn't just any smelly cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
Morning all
I have zero motivation today.

Yesterday a kid ran into my leg at full pelt while I was in Ikea. The little shit fell on his ass, cried, and then his parents glared at me before picking him up. No apology from them whatsoever.

Next time I'll try to volley the kid into a stack of tea lights.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
How little was the kid, Lab?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)
Lab
That's what you get for going to Ikea.

Festering shithole that it is!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)
Morning!
Lab - That wasn't Ikea Coventry was it? The place seems to be a complete moron magnet for some reason.

Such as the guy who took his wheelchair on the travelators and nearly wiped out half the people on it. Mind, on second thoughts that might not necessarily have been a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)
Hellos!
I'm feeling funny today and I'm still struggling to think about anything other than skiing and leaving the country.

I didn't win the skis I was bidding on but I've not got my sights set on a nicer pair that will be easier to collect =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)
Kaol
I'd say about five maybe? About the right age for the workhouses.

Dok, I'm moving house in a couple of weeks, just looking around for possible beds/sofas etc.

Ducky, yep the one in Coventry. Someone nearly let go of their pushchair on the travelator.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)
There won't be any priests at your birthday bash, will there?
As your present contravenes the laws of man and God.

I hate exorcisms, they really sting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)
Ah...
Too old to have the "soft spot" on the top of the head.
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)
Oh well
I'll let you off this time, but try not to do it again.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:35, Reply)
*gives Kaol an extra O*
V think about my Birthday *jumps around*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, Reply)
Lab
That's the reason I was in there a few weeks ago. I decided in the end that the cheap stuff was utter shite, and the stuff that wasn't shite was overpriced for what it was.

I ended up buying most of my furniture in the end from Costco in Brum. The exact same sofas I'd seen in a furniture shop at £850+ each were £299+VAT in Costco. Mind, I had to nick a van from work to go and fetch them.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:38, Reply)
*enjoys extra O"
Er... So...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:39, Reply)
I've
just thought about TGB's birthday, and I can feel a hangover coming on in anticipation already.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)
Ok I need something funny to read at work
I've read all of Best of Craigslist, Fmylife, not always right and all the decent QOTWs.

I need something mainly/all text based that isn't likely to be banned by the work firewall (aka bash.org)

Thanks schuookums
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:41, Reply)
But I'm going skiing between now and the weekend
AND I might've purchased a pair of skis by then that I'll use in the UK for now and then act as my backup skis when I buy a pair of brand new sexy skis for next season.

I need to redirect some of this enthusiasm towards trading. If I did that there's an outside chance I'd be able to quit the rat race by 2010. The way things are going currently I'll be quitting the rat race when I'm dead =/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:42, Reply)
TGB
I'll be thinking of you lucky bitch on your birthday don't you worry.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:42, Reply)
How about...
www.guardian.co.uk/profile/charliebrooker

His archive is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:42, Reply)
and damn right duckie
Anyone who doesn't have a hangover will be in trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:42, Reply)
Ducky
Not a bad idea, might have to take a look!

TGB, I plan on getting utterly spannered...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)
hey everybody's here!
/huggles everyone happily

:D
howdy y'all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:44, Reply)
Hmm...
I've not actually been drunk yet this year :\
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)
I'm going to try and
be wasted before I get to the pub.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:46, Reply)
I'm gonna drink
On the drive up there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)
As long as V doesn't you'll probably be ok
I'm quite excited now. I have also decided that having boring brown hair was what was making me feel sad last week. I'm back to my dark red now woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:52, Reply)
TGB
Our firewall doesn't block www.netfunny.com/rhf/current.html so that might be worth a look.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:52, Reply)
I'll be drinking all the way
But they'll be soft drinks ='[

I think I need to listen to my girlfriend's advice of sticking to my budgeting rather than working out a budget and then paying almost no attention to it at all. I'm going to be overdrawn well before the end of the month =/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:53, Reply)
Well my landlord
Has said they would like to privately rent with us so I am REALLY hoping they do and I can get my deposit back from Newmans and then actually have some fucking savings! I'm pretty sure I gave them the best part of 600 squid
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
That reminds me
I should be in line for a tax rebate. I need to get the appropriate info together and head down the tax office next month.

I reckon I'll be looking at around £250.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)
Well, there are some lovely people here today.
It's sunny and warm and I have no exciting plans this week other than flying to New Zealand to see one of my best friends.
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:01, Reply)
@Clendrix
If I give you the address can you pop along to see my best friend in New Zealand and give her a hug from me?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Clenders!
which island you going to? North or south?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)
Morning you sexual biscuits.
I can't be bothered to read the thread as I'm lazy. I hope it's full of lots of lovely smut.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)
100
Ha!

EDIT: 101. Balls.
Mornin' Lusty!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)
Blousey
Sure! Sounds like a winning plan.
Vampy, I'm off to Wellington on the North Island, but I'll fly down to Dunedin for a quick visit while I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:10, Reply)
Clendrix and Lusty
My two favourite ladies.

I've just eaten an obscenely chocolately brownie
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)
Guitar?
Pics or it didn't happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:12, Reply)
gargh
I was going to say go visit Holy Gabrielle but you'll be nowhere near her..

She's lovely. You'd luff her.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:12, Reply)
alright Kaol.
There was a man showing off his vegetable peeler in Tesco the other day. It was quite sharp and he kept making stabbing movements whenever a small child went near him. He reminded me of you.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)
I'm trying to look for a bed
Ikea have nice ones, I'd rather steer clear of Argos ones (had a metal framed one, and it made a LOT of noise, plus the mattress was shit).

Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Erm
a bed shop?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Was it shaped like a poo?
The Germans would consider that erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Hmmm...
Al's new guitar, my new guitar, Kaol's new bass...I think we need to annoy my neighbours one night :)

Vampy, I'll have to pop back :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:16, Reply)
@Clendrix
Oh phooey, she lives in Aukland. Nowhere near you : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:16, Reply)
Blousey
I'm not even flying in via Auckland, so that's no good. And my NZ friend won't go there cos she says it's too busy (I told her there are more people in the corner shop at the end of my fucking road on a Sunday morning than there are in Auckland).

You need to take the hug there yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Ikea make nice beds
But they're not standard sizes.

Which means that if you want to replace just the bed or just the mattress in future, it'll have to be from Ikea again.

Quite a clever ploy really, not sure how much it matters but something worth considering!
(username1, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:18, Reply)
I'd suggest buying a cheap frame somewhere
As you should be able to pick one up on the cheap that's sturdy and doesn't make stupid noises.

For the mattress I'd go somewhere proper and get a decent one. I'd recommend silentnight as your best bet for a worthwhile mattress that doesn't cost a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Morning dearies
Hope all are well - I'm having a brief hiatus in between bacon sarnie & cup 'o tea and the gents from the damp company coming round to (hopefully) get all this fucking equipment out of my house.

Djtp asked yesterday what a Rotherham Facelift was ....... Imagine my glee when I saw one in the local rag www.thestar.co.uk/news/Mum-left-shocked-by-adult.5074503.jp
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:22, Reply)
That,
My dear Mr. Al, is one sexy bastard!

Is it a thin-bodied one, or is it just the angle that the pic is taken from?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)
Kaol, Al
FUCK YOU THEN!
I'll just annoy the neighbours myself.
/fucks off
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)
that is a beautiful guitar
and Now I feel all sad cos I can't play guitar.

fucksocks. I really wish I could play! I can sing but I can't play to save my damn life. :(
Power to ya Al. I've always admired people who can play guitar.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)
Clendrix,
I'd offer to join in, but you're sodding off thousands of miles away :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)
AND
he has to come to Leamington!

I noticed wehave some more "random" people signed up! YAY! That's how I met Lab and Duckie and I know they are very very very happy they met me too
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)
You're a lucky man, Al.
That guitar wins :D

I've been playing my new bass pretty much exclusively since I got it, it's fuckin' awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)
Kaol
I openly invited you and Al to come to my house to play music - I didn't say WHEN.
But it's too late now. I have flounced.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)
OoooooOOOOOooooooooooOOOoooohhhh!
Flouncing!

Just name the time, and I'll be there.
Bass in hand.

*waits for Al edit*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)
TGB
are very very very happy have both become alcoholics since
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)
As with all true flouncing
it was short-lived and I am returned.
Hurrah! Let's wait until Luis goes away so that his poor ears will be saved and we'll have a bit of a play. On our instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, Reply)
You were alcoholics
before you met me, I just brought it out of you a bit more...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Woo
hand me the damn hat
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:59, Reply)
TGB
Sydenham's chorea is a disease characterized by rapid, uncoordinated jerking

Relevance is left as an exercise for the reader.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)
:(
People said my facial grimaces weren't as noticable anymore
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)
It wasn't the *facial* jerking I was thinking of.
Nudge nudge wink wink nudge wink nudge
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)
You disgust me
Were you thinking how my random hand spasms would lend themself to an interesting masturbation time as not ven I would know what my hand was going to do next?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:11, Reply)
alspenis
There - that's as small as it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
right folks I'm off
i'm shattered.

Love you all.
/huggles everyone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
What are we explaining?
Why Al is such a twat? Hmm that could take some time.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
I was merely implying
That you're not very good at administering a hand-shandy.
due to where you moved your pin to
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)
*slaps chains*
You thread killer how could you

*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:39, Reply)
Put your willy away please al
It's put me right off my banana.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)
And hello again folks
Your resident Doktor is in, not happy about my job at the moment, but looking forward to possible doing stuff that I'd like to do.

How are you lot, still having fun?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)
I'm having fun
Despite the fact my watch needs a new battery.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:12, Reply)
Oh I feel your pain
All of my watches ran out of power within a week of each other, and I kept forgetting to get new batteries.

Oh Hi BTW.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)
My watch
Is a Citizen Eco-drive which charges itself from my movement. Which is nice.
You could always get a wind-up, I think they still make them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, Reply)
Herro all you sexy beasts.
Especially you Dok, you raging bag of hormonal gibbons.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)
ugh Ethel is here
Hello Gareth *smiles unnervingly*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, Reply)
Ah Red
You know me so well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:35, Reply)
Chains
My watch is similar - a Seiko Kinetic, and it's worked great for about the last 5-6 years.

One of my colleagues bought a similar one though and it kept stopping. Several watch repairers took a look at it and couldn't see anything wrong.

Eventually the root cause was found - the guy is such a couch potato he doesn't actually move enough to keep it charged. He was less than amused when i suggested that he transfer it to the wrist of his wanking hand.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:37, Reply)
I need to kill some people
Open plan offices are fucking shite and should be banned. At least this is acting as motivation for me to get my act together and fuck off away from this shite.

What's worse is that I'm having dinner with my mrs. tonight. I get really self concious eating out so I'm on edge about that too.

How can I release this anger and forget about tonight until tonight actually gets here?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:40, Reply)
have a wank
I get weird about eating in front of people too. I normally sidestep this by just not eating. This is,apparently, not good when people stay for a weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)
If it'll make you feel better TGB
At your bash I can eat you outsomething in front of everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:45, Reply)
RELEASE THE ANGER!
Er... Maybe by listening to some awesome metal?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:47, Reply)
Food is something I can do without
for a day or so, I normally only eat once a day anyway.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49, Reply)
Yeah so everyone staying at mine
Will have to wait outside whilst I eat breakfast on Sunday :p

I actually have pancake mix if people want pancakes on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:50, Reply)
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaancakes!
Fuck yes!


Spooooooonmaaaaan!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:54, Reply)
I'm fine eating in front of people
I just get uncomfortable in restaurants or when a big effort is made for a meal. There's something about turning food into a formality that makes me feel uneasy.

I can think of a few possible reasons for me feeling this way but none are particularly interesting.

I've started listening to 3 doors down (!) which is helping. I needed something moody for some non-food related stuffs and it's made me less angry. Hooray.

:edit: Strange. I had pancakes last night and they were also made from sacrilegious premade mix. *spits*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:55, Reply)
I wouldn't
be able to stomach pancakes anyway, so it's a good job I'm going home.

I'll be far too busy nursing my hangover and my bruises, after having walked back to Warwick and fallen over several times in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:57, Reply)
DAMN YOU KAOL
damn yout o hell
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:57, Reply)
Whenever someone mentions Spoonman I immediately lose The Game
And now so will you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:00, Reply)
Chains
You utter, utter fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:01, Reply)
Fuck you LiC
I don't even understand spoonman =/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:01, Reply)
What game?
Silly Mr. Chains, Spoonman is awesome.

EDIT: I'll put it on The Awesome Roadtrip CD, V!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:01, Reply)
It's true
Whenever someone refers to it I'm immediately reminded of other memes that prompt an instant flurry of angry posts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:04, Reply)
I'll bring RATM
SOAD and Petula Clark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Haha!
Ten points to DJTP!

Rage and SOAD sounds awesome.
I'll bring coke and hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)
Chains
You're getting a punch in the groin for that
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:08, Reply)
Kaol
Type "I just lost the game" into google.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:09, Reply)
Why?
I only ever win things.
That seems a bit defeatist to me.

Let's just assume I won the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:10, Reply)
I'm surprised you didn't laugh at the petula clark
I can argue temporary insanity as the primary cause behind the purchase though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:13, Reply)
TGB that would be a terrible handjob
I told you you were bad at it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Haha!
Along the lines of "...The Best Road Trip CD In The World! EVER! Volume Five..."?

I dunno if that makes it better than the first one, or not.

Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, Reply)
V
Don't try to justify it, it just makes you look weak.

Anyhoo I have a Paul Anka CD! I bought it because I like it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)
While we're talking about music
I hate the use of genres but can anybody recommend bands that might be described as funk punk, funkcore or funk metal. Adequate seven and rage against the machine (especially renegades) is the sort of stuff I've listened to that seems to fall in those genres and I'd like to listen to more of that kind of thing.

:edit: I was just surprised it didn't get mentioned. Normally people scoff at me owning it. Temporary insanity was the reason I bought the CD but I enjoy it now anyway. It's on my mp3 player at the moment actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)
King Prawn!
They're fucking awesome.
EDIT: I'll burn you an album?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)
Sounds full of win to me
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, Reply)
No problem.
They're hard to describe.
So try this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruziana
EDIT: Fuck it, wrong wiki-link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Prawn
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Erm....
Did you not mean this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Prawn ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Go all out Punk
Listen to Rancid they always cheer me up! Also Sublime are slighlty less shouty. In fact everyone go and listen to sublime right now
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
If it wasn't for date rape
I'd never get laid!
(username1, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, Reply)
I like Rancid
Never listened to Sublime though. I need to find the CDs I've lost. Had some Rancid, Greenday, AC/DC and more that's now missing =[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Yeah,
I mean that.
Whoops :\

I'm cool, honest, I don't spend all my time at work reading up about extinct sea animals from the Beacon sandstone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Kaol
How about Gogol Bordello?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, Reply)
I saw 311
A while back, randomly supporting Hoobastank. Also Reel Big Fish were there. Go listen to them as well
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:37, Reply)
(I'm not Kaol, but I'll answer anyway)
They're bloody amazing, but I'd class them as gypsy punk (if forced to abridge my description of their genre to two words), there's not a great deal of funk in there...
(username1, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:37, Reply)
"multi-ethnic Gypsy punk"?
Cooool!

Also, Reel Big Fish are awesome fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:38, Reply)
Thanks guys
311, King Prawn and the adequate seven albums I don't yet have will keep me going for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
I thought Reel Big Fish were a bit poppy
Didn't really like that much of the 'third wave' stuff.

Gogol Bordello are one of the best live bands I've ever seen!
(username1, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
Nothing wrong with "a bit poppy",
Good "driving around in the summer with the windows open" music.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:41, Reply)
Tim Armstrong's
A Poet's Life. Lovely.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, Reply)
Gogol Bordello
Remind me quite a bit of Young Gods, who are damn good. Especially "Young Gods Play Kurt Weill".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)
Elliot Minor are good
Classically-influenced pop/rock band. There's just something about their sound that makes me dance in my chair.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)
Is it the open sores
Or the thick layers of smegma?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:07, Reply)
Haha
www.fmylife.com/health/368302
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:20, Reply)
I just got a call from one of the other managers here,
Asking if I could go to their office to send "one of those text messages" for them.
*grins*
Silly old people.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Kaol - you?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
Did you tell him it'll take you ten fucking minutes to type five words?

Edit: the more I think about you texting, the funnier it is.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Well...
Sod you!
I only had to send a number and name to someone :p

ANGRY EDIT: Fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)
I hope to experience the apparent hilarity of watching Kaol text over the weekend
Hopefully not while driving though. Based on Clenders' response we might die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:35, Reply)
V
Do you actually know where you're going? :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:36, Reply)
I'm Bored
Cheer me up fellow B3tans.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, Reply)
V
If you embark on a six hour drive, Kaol might have been able to write half a text before you arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, Reply)
Yeah!
I've got Sat Nav!

Well, work has. Or V can do maps. Up to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, Reply)
*prods Kaol with a stick*
Will you miss me while I'm away?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, Reply)
No.
You're horrible.

Hmmm... Maybe I'll miss you being horrible to me.
So yes, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Fuck sat nav!
I do need to get a UK road atlas actually, been meaning to get one to supplement my Hertfordshire and London A-Zs.

Badger gaz me the postcode and house number and we shall arrive under the POWER OF MAPS

:edit: 6 hour drive?! We're not driving to the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
You're wrong
I live on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
V
It was just an example, you pedantic little sod.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:47, Reply)
I reckon it's three hours.
With Sat Nav.

Four with getting-lost-map-time.

On the plus side, I know the area around TGB's house from previous stalking visits.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)
hahah
You turned the wrong way when we were heading into town every time! You suck!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)
Imagine Kaol navigating and texting at the same time.
It would be hysterically sad.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT!
Stop making out that I'm some kinda useless creature!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, Reply)
3 - 4 hours?!
How the hell do you drive?!

:edit: I realise that having just said that I will now get hopelessly lost and end up in France...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)
There's nowt wrong with
being confused by modern technology like texting and maps and the wheel, Kaol
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Don't be mean to Kaol!
He can't help being mongtastic.
Just pity him instead, he prefers that.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Hey Kaol?
You love it.



Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Oh...
Ok, I take it back...
"Bishop's Stortford to Leamington Spa:
Distance: 113.65 miles, about 2 hours 13 mins"
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Kaol's ignoring us!
Kaolykins?
Are you OK?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Yeah.
Fine.

I'm just gonna hide in the cupboard and cut myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
People will look for you in cupboards
Try an empty shipping container. Nobody would think to look there especially if it looks locked...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:01, Reply)
WOOOAAAAAAHHHHH-YEEEEAAEEEAAAAHHH!
*rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Emo Kaol
Emo Kaol, Emo Kaol like to dress in black
Emo Kaol, Emo Kaol needs a real good smack
Feared by no one
It's a sad tale
Emo Kaol, Emo Kaol, Emo Kaol
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:05, Reply)
An old fridge
One with a catch. You should hide there Kaol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:06, Reply)
3/10.
Sorry.
Al's was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:07, Reply)
No one gives a shit what you think
so fuck back off to whatever rock you crawled out from
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)
KAOL IS ACE!
He introduced me to The Watchmen. Now I have something fab to read on my flight :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:10, Reply)
You're just bitter, TGB,
That Al's better than you.
And we both know how shit he is.

EDIT: I know I'm ace, Clendrix. In the best thing about the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:11, Reply)
No Kaol
Midget porn is the best thing about the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:12, Reply)
I'm always bitter
just to varying degrees
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:12, Reply)
Was reading the BBC website and got scared of this womans face:
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45567000/jpg/_45567084_woman_creatas226_300.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:13, Reply)
Kaol is free porn
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Oh fuck!
I saw that earlier, freaked me the fuck out!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:14, Reply)
It reminds me of
this
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:16, Reply)
AICMFP?
And I Claim My Free Porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:16, Reply)
AICMFP
Al In CaptainV?
Must. Find. Photograph.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:27, Reply)
A bit?
A lot to fill up my cavernous hole. And obviously one for up the ass as well.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Oooooh...
Supa-Thread-Killa!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:51, Reply)
Ass?
Arse, shirley?

It's that time of night when it all goes quiet.
Go on you lot, go home.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)
Well I'm off out to dinner
Hopefully it wont induce a nervous breakdown or anything =/

Bye bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)
I'm still at work
The people in my office have gone totally nutty
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)
Evenin' all.
I'm off home.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, Reply)
God I'm soo fucking bored this afternoon

I'm usually good on Mondays as well, this week is going to be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:17, Reply)
Awh, when did it finish?
I was, in a remarkable turn of events, in bed by half ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:18, Reply)
I like Monty Hall's great escape on BBC 2 on Sunday
Then I can pretend I live in the middle of nowhere by myself with only a mental dog and some pigs for company, and nothing to do all day except find something to eat and watch the wildlife.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:23, Reply)

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