Last Night
Last night I mugged off the BNP candidate who was begging for my vote, I was amazed at just how sweary and rude I was as this rosette sporting racist asked what he could do to ‘ensure my vote’


The dirty, racist nazi scummer.


I’m all for a bit of political change, just not for a party that’ll slowly kill off the Indian Restaurant industry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:53, 178 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's the way
Fight hate with hate.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Maybe if you hate the BNP enough they'll go away.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

also, I like how you stormed in with your righteous indignation before making a racist joke
you imbecile.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

'I’m all for a bit of political change, just not for a party that’ll slowly kill off the Indian Restaurant industry.'

I'm sorry, What the fuck?
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I have yet to read anything quite as retarded as this on the internet
and I've read every one of Sammi's posts.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I'm going to be honest with you here....
I feel the same on this subject.

We should, like, totally, have a threesome together one day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Almost every day
you seem to find something a little more retarded on the Internet.

So either you're

1) Totally new to Internutting or
2) A perpetually and wonderfully optimistic ray of sunshine in a cruel, hard world

If I can't be you, can I be balls deep inside you? Soon?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Are you a regular posting with a different account?

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Oh don't you start,
had this meat-puppet crap from Al the other day.

Nope, I'm a regular posting with my regular account, I'm just an awkward, contrary, piss-taking git, not to be taken too seriously.

Much like everyone else round here ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)

You shouldn't swear or be aggressive at them
that just makes them feel justified in their feelings of victimisation.

you've just helped the BNP I hope you're happy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I am happy
Rather than meekly walking by and putting a X in the box I wanted to support, I took the step of explaining to the misguided fool what a twunt he is.

As for helping them - I think the people who didn't bother to turn out and vote for a more tolerant collective have done far more to help them than me.

Mullered
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

How do you think your rant at the BNP man made him feel?

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Indifferent
Clearly it was something he'd heard before, he offered no resonable arguement against my opposing views and sported an expression that gave the impression that I'll be the first one deported.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I'm getting confused
I'm struggling to reconcile 'I was amazed at just how sweary and rude I was' with 'he offered no resonable arguement against my opposing views'

You were rude and unpleasant to someone canvasing for a political party?
You didn't get a reaction out of them.

Congratulations!
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Cheers.
.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I'm willing to bet the poor fella wasn't chuffed to bits that you'd decided to swear at him.
I suspect he won't bother to formalise his displeasure though so I wouldn't worry too much about facing any criminal charges.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

OBJECTION!
My client, Mr R. A. cist has declined to press charges.
He belives in giving WRONGDOERS a SECOND CHANCE.
Mr Mullered should thank my client and NOT BE NAUGHTY AGAIN
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Huh?
I had no idea "A sweary argument" and "No reasonable" argument were polar opposites.

Hopefully this won't draw me into a reasonably sweary argument with you ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Huh?
I never suggested that they were.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

"I'm struggling to reconcile 'I was amazed at just how sweary and rude I was' with 'he offered no resonable arguement against my opposing views'"
OK, maybe polar opposites was a bit strong, but you're definitely saying these things don't go together... so a sweary argument must be reasonable, apparently.

Just askin', like :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Two different descriptions of the same event
1) I was really sweary at a BNP man
2) The BNP man had no replies to my reasonable arguement.

I don't think both of these statements are true.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

I seem to have developed a nasty habit today
of skipping over words I read. It's turning out to be a right bitch with a chap who phones me up to snag a website I'm doing for him three times for every change.

The reason I bring this up is because I read it as *he* was sweary, not *I* was sweary.

So I'll shut up and slink off about now ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I think he's sad
I think I would like to find him and give him a cuddle to make sure he feels okay again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

When did it become acceptable for someone to be offensive and rude to someone else based on their political choices?
This is revolting.

There are plenty of political views that are at odds with my own.
I don't abuse people that support them.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

what is your opinion on ballot spoilers?
I may have a pic of a magenta themed spoiled paper that could be going on the main board if I can find the time and inclination to write up a suitably witty and erudite accompanying rant.
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

In the absence of an officially mandated
abstention box, and the rules in place to address what to do should say 50% of people abstain or something, I don't have so much of a problem with spoiled ballot papers.

But, if you really can't find a party that you feel address most of the issues you care about, then you probably don't understand politics enough and so should have your vote taken away from you for being a massive thicky spastic.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Aaaaah
you see this is my problem with democracy as implemented in this country. I think it's cock and balls. By voting for someone I'm complicit in saying the system we have is acceptable.

"if you really can't find a party that you feel address most of the issues you care about"

You don't vote for a party though, you vote for a person (and no it's not the leader of party your candidate is representing but rather the candidate themselves). I dislike party politics as in almost all democracies that I've seen it converges to a 50/50 choice. Screw that.

I want proportional representation. I want an official "None of the above" option. I want an end to negative campaigning, tactical voting as the norm, politicians who are afraid to answer questions plainly or admit they're wrong because it makes them look weak which in turn is pounced on by the press which in turn is lapped up the ignorant electorate.

Hmmmm, a clearer, better write up with more convincing arguments is required.
( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I sort of agree
I think PR is a great idea, but if you look at all the countries with PR you end up with governments that can't really do anything as they are always run by coalitions and have to be very careful.

But then again, that isn't always a bad thing, but it can mean that parties with only small amounts of popular support can wield far more power than their vote share would indicate as they get to say to a much larger party "do this, or we don't support you and you get nothing done at all".

I think the argument put forward that PR leads to a rise in extremist parties is bollocks though.

And I know you dont vote for a "party" as such, but if the party rules were better i.e. local party members voted for the MP rather than the government imposing their choices in safe seats, then it would a better system.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I really struggle to take people who get wound up and swear at each seriously.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Erm!
You're the one that got wound up.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

fuck off

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

That's not nice : (
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

YOU CAN JUST PUT A SPACE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT A FULL STOP IN THE MESSAGE PART OF YOUR POST WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU OFFTOPICERS KNOW THIS???????????

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I do

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

But sometimes I put too many







































.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Although not the first time you posted that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, whatever
slankyflange
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Wow
your originality has once again failed to materialise.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

much like all the objects that get sucked up your mimsy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Maybe
that's where your ability to be funny went
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I don't know
that last comment was pretty fucking funny
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

It's no fun when you get all grumpy
you're supposed to just ignore me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Well maybe
my sense of humour got sucked up to. Why must you be mean to me ON THE INTERNET?!!111one11!eventy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Because I secretly fancy you of course
It's the internet equivalent of kicking you in the playground and running away. I only mock your slankyflange because I really want to get in their.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

In their?
I've just lost all my love for you Al
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

It's probably stuck in your fanny somewhere

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I'M FUCKING OLD AND STUPID WITH COMPUTERS YOU SPAZZ.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Leave her alone BGB
She ain't worth it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Who the hell cares?
And why is it such a big deal to you?


.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

*facepalms*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Thank you
I think!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

*shakes head*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Have you read their manifesto?
Or is this just based on 'red top' propoganda?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

ha ha ha
you silly.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

How is this guy a racist?
There are plenty of racist BNP members, and canidates, but I think you're presuming that they're all racist, and that's quite hypocritical.

Plus the whole racist joke at the end kind of like an own goal there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Yay Gonz is here
How's your Friday going?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

don't talk to him,
he's jewish
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Fuck
Where's my pitchfork and flaming torch?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

'ello Badgerbulous !
It's not to shabby thanks, got my care-taker STROKE cleaner STROKE angel here at the moment, tranforming Chez Gonz from Batchular to Metrosexual.

And how are you doing?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Not too shabby thanks
Finishing at work at 1 so I can go and get trashed on the cider my boss gave me WOOOOO And obviously counting down the hours till I see you agin :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Ace =D
I'm rather partial to a Pear Cidar myself.

Going to AWESOME-O-BUTCHERS in cockfosters later, I think I might do some cooking later on this evening, maybe even make some of my FANTASTIC-O-ORANGE-CAKE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I want cake!
Save me some cake!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I'll make some for the b4sh0rz !
I'm munching on Wassabi Peas form Marks, they're fantastic stuff.

I recomend you drop whatever you're doing right now and go to your local Marks'n'Sparks, and purchase said goods.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I think if you are campaigning for an
inherently racist party, then you can't really claim that you aren't a racist. If you personally don't want "them" all repatriated, you should campaign for another party.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I just took this far too seriously didn't I
sorry
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Well said Gonz!
I am a supporter of the BNP, call me racist if you that makes you feel better.

I do not support all their policies, in the same way as people who support more mainstream parties do support all policies.

I would waffle a bit but I'm at work and rather busy at the moment. I'll bob back later.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I kind of hope thats a joke
because it's really laughable.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I bet it isn't
lets all swear at him.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

RACIST FILTH
U DUNT NO HOW MUCH UR RACISM HURTS BABY JESUS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

don't talk to him,
he's jewish
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

seems more appropriate here.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I'll need proof
you're not Jewish. Please gaz me a picture of your nose.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Ask me to lend you money,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

If you turn it counter clockwise three times then half a turn clockwise, it opens up the horns so you can get at the gold.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

What am I turning?
Your nose?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

What else could it.... oh, my GOODNESS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I was just asking!
I wasn't thinking about other lower parts at all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I'll have you know that my third toe from right, on the left foot, is one of my best features !
Vogue is doing an artical about it next month.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Wow
I look forward to reading all about it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Unfortunately Spikey the bit of the party you don't support is VERY BAD!

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USER
This is a HATE CRIME

You have 15 mins to FILE YOUR DEFENCE PAPERS BEFORE I PIMPASS PROSECUTE YOU.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

good editing work.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I've not read their manifesto, but I'm guessing there is nothing about a specific race/group of people.
I wonder, if you put your own [race/group] of people above all others, is that really racist, or just patriotic?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

It's racist, gonz.
And there is plenty about a specific group in their policies. Specifically muslims. Lots of it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Nobody likes the Muslims
AM I RIGHT GUYS?
guys?
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Oh, ok, fair enough.
When it comes to this sort of thing (unlike your stance on American Food), I'll agree with you before I start to look really silly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

That's just "red top propaganda"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

no, no
propoganda

Got to retain the quaint error.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

The astonishing retard award 2009
The winner:
ITS YOU!
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

A brief moment
whiles its gone quiet at work.

As you all know, the BNP are a bit 'extreme' at times (especially the muslim bit). However, most peoples issues seem to relate to their immigration policies and I'll agree 100% that these need to seriously addressed. However, they don't want to 'kick out all immigrants' despite what the mainstream media will tell you; they support a control system (perhaps based on the Australian model) and will offer a £3000.00 repatriation payment to any immigrant wishing to return home (a policy hijacked and implemented by the current Labour Government).

I'm not racist, honestly I'm not. I'm just a honest, hardworking family man who feels our country needs to get some balls and no party other than the BNP seems to have any.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I read that as:
I'm a badly educated mong who blames immigrants for taking my shitty jobs. I have kids, this excuses my ignorance.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I am doing actual lols at this

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Really?
Perhaps you need a bit more education yourself. There's a few more than the twenty words that you see.

Bless you little cotton socks.

*university educated and quite well paid*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I must have been reading too much propoganda.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I really want to see you two argue.
We already know the winner

Hint: It's the bloke who doesn't vote for this youth.bnp.org.uk/
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

The "extreme" bits of the BNP
aren't a little thing on the side that you can ignore, they are trying to put a respectable face on their inherently racist stance. Of course they aren't going to say "we will send all the darkies home" but that is exactly what they want to do.

So if you aren't a racist you can't have any truck supporting them as a party, even if some of their policies tick your boxes, because supporting the BNP makes you a racist, no matter how much you think you can argue the other way.

Additionally, they have such a shockingly bad record every time they get into power on being as bent as nine bob notes, and if not bent then just useless at actually getting anything done, that even without the racism they are still a ridiculous party to support.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

I've done it again, far too serious
I'm going to get on with some work.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

No please
stay for the bloodletting.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Which University did you go to anyway?
Oxfuckoffbacktowhereyoucameford
Cambloodypolestakingourjidge
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

close
but it was really Manchester
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

So not really a proper university then ;)
/joking - I'm sure Manchester is a worldbeater and that they course you studied there is better taught than any other comparable course.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I always vote for the party with the biggest balls.
What are you some kind of political-homo?
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I assume you also want capital punishment, national service, a relaxation of gun laws
and an end to foreign aid as well? Because while that doesn't make you a racist, it certainly makes you massive prick.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Their policy on Ireland is equally hilarious.
"we wish to end the conflict in Ireland by welcoming Eire as well as Ulster as equal partners in a federation of the nations of the British Isles."

yeah good luck with that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I hope this thread never ends
I am wetting myself over it.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Nope
I'm all for foreign aid, national service really wouldn't work, the gun laws are just fine, and capital punishment could be justified for some crimes but it's not something I really support personally.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Then why would you support the BNP?
They are pro-national service, they are pro-gun, they are pro-capital punishment, and want an end to foreign aid.
I put it to you that you simply want foreigners out of the country.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

No, he just likes the size of their balls
him and his family that is,
He probably drives to the polling booth in his top of the range Honda accord that he bought using his massive salary that he got from his University Education.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

because, right.
the "White Australia Policy" was an absolute success and in no way shape or form the single most racist piece of leglislation in the western world outside South Africa since the 60s.

If you're looking for a model to defend your supposed lack of racism, I'd try and avoid using the most racist one out there really. It does, let's be honest, mark you out as a bit of a cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Epic victory.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

*thunderous LOLitical tens*
*gentlmanly handshakes and whiskys*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

HAHAHA!!!
Nope, that was a complete failure and wrong.

I was refering to their current points based immigration policy, not their treatment of Aborignals
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

This is the one that caused all the riots?

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Do you mean something like
This: www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/managingborders/managingmigration/apointsbasedsystem/

As in, the system we currently have?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

White Australia
Had nothing to do with the Aboriginal people. It was their immigration policy until the mid seventies. and it still had major support and parts of it form the basis of significant parts of their current immigration policy, although that's not officially acknowledged. In within the last 15 years the leader of the majority opposition (as in, more than 25% of the fucking vote) campaigned on a ticket of re-introducing racial discrimination on immigration policy. There are many great things about Australia but racial tolerance amongst the people or the politics sure as fuck isn't one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Wow.
What a spectacularly ignorant thing to say. Here is something from the BNP:

"The British National Party stands for the preservation of the national and ethnic character of the British people and is wholly opposed to any form of racial integration between British and non-European peoples. It is therefore committed to stemming and reversing the tide of non-white immigration …
BNP constitution"

The BNP constitution says that anyone who cannot prove a link to Britain before 1948 can never be considered British. I can't. Yet I was schooled here, I work here, and I pay taxes here. I even have a maroon passport. Yet under this 'constitution' I could be forcibly repatriated, as could the rest of my family.

Anyone, but anyone, who supports the BNP and says 'I'm not a racist' is either a liar or delusional. It doesn't matter if you are 'University educated and quite well paid' - Nick Griffin has a degree from Cambridge University. Racism and Fascism isn't the preserve of the perceived underclass.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I thought Nick Griffin was at Oxford.
I heard he had a blue in boxing.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Nope you are right
I feel a lot better about my degree now.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

And he got a Desmond.
Cambridge is RUBBISH.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Why? You went to your local comunity collage and your final exam was making your degree in MS-Word 2000, using 'Bold', 'Italic', 'underlined' and clipart.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Community Collage
A new Gonzoism
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

*sighs*
*wanders off, delusional and sad at being bullied on the internet*

Apologies to all for stirring a hornets nest.

I'm not the cunt you may now think I am, honest!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

We're all a bit arsey in here today aren't we?

Personally I don't think that the "joke" about Indian restaurants was racist as it was in no way derogatory towards Indians.

Wormulus has typified the kind of shrieking nonsense that many white people say, crying racist at any mention of another race in anything but a glowing light even if the comment is effectively neutral.

I guarantee very few if any indians would be offened by this.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I didn't think it was racist.
I just wanted to flame someone.
Sue me.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Actually looking back at it
The BNP will slowly remove Indian restaurants?
I'm not sure that the BNP would. I thought the BNP were against Immigrants, not Indians.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Or was the joke more that the BNP are racist
and all Indian restaurants are run by people who are a different race to the BNP.

If this were the intention of the joke it makes two vague generalisations based on race.

It falls short of making a value judgment about somone based on their race, but it's not the funniest or cleverest joke to make after talking about your own burning intolerance of the BNP.

But I'm just joshing... love you all really.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Actually I've changed my mind.
It's a racist joke and it isn't very funny.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

and I hate you
HATE
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Fair enough

The BNP have no chance at all, all this press speculation is typical spin to eek out a story from nothing.

there have always been racists/twats/ignorami and there always will be. Luckily the majority of people seem to be relatively sensible...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Go back to /talk then.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

You calling me arsey?
Fuck you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Fuck you...

...right in the ear.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

My ear is
probably the widest hole I have your pencil dick could fill.

Awaits Al and his hillllllarious obvious joke
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

See below

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

See how predictable
you have become
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

*sadface*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

You have to use her ear
you don't feel anything if you use her flange, it's like opening a window and fucking the world.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Ok, let's sum this up.
- [Racist Joke]
- Outcry* about racist joke
- Indians wouldn't be offended, it's not racest.
- So you have to be personaly offended to be offended by racist jokes?
- It's P.C Gone MAAAAD.
- Are racist jokes actually that bad, isn't it more the context of them?
- Yes, because that's where it starts.
- But we're on B3ta... Peados are funny.
- What's for lunch.
- I really really really propper-fancy you, gonz.
- *gets all flustered*
- To be honest, I quite like the BNP, they speak about the issues that are close to me.
- *stunned sillance*
- hahahha, only joking, yeah', right, me? bnp? hahahha, yeah', right.
- [End Of Thread]

* slight exasoration here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Can we just erase the rest of these replies and keep this one

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I FOR ONE WILL BE VOTING FOR GOOD OLD DAVID CAMERON
REAL CHANGE THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN.
I'M SICK OF ALL MY MONEY GOING TO THE DOLEY SCROUNGERS WHO GET PAID MY MONEY TO BE FAT AND SIT AT HOME.

DISGUSTING.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BE FAT AND ON THE DOLE
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY LOTS OF FOOD
OTHERWISE HOW WILL YOU BE ENCOURAGED TO WORK?
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

THE DOLE IS WHAT KEEPS JMG ON B3TA

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

If they want dole money
they should do community service.

Or is that far too sensible?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

On the one hand, every single time I've tried to claim, I've never recieved a penny.
Just loads of forms getting lost, excuses, and the left hand not knowing what the right is doing.

On the other hand, I've been bed-ridden for months.

It's two sides to the same coin.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

So they should get paid forty quid a week for doing a job?
That's horseshit and you know it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I went and voted last night.
No drama.
Other than the shed-in-the-field polling station was hard to find.
Oh, and I punched someone with differing political views to myself.
I punched them in the face, again and again, harder and harder, 'til grey paste started coming out their ears.
THAT'S DEMOCRACY.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

TO THE VOTING HONDA

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Yes!
Seriously though, what made me laugh was that behind the two ballot boxes there was a piece of plastic that looked like a large ruler.
It had words printed on it that amounted to "Official poking stick for if the box gets too full."
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

You posh bastard!
At ours they had to use a piece of paper that they had folded over and over to form a poking stick.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

That's because I live somewhere nice.
:\
Maybe.

You people would rob someone using the stick.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I think it's important to do this
especially if they were LOLRACIST too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I bet it was a green

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Dirty fucking plant bastards

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

ITYM
Dirty plant fucking bastards.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

It was a BNP.
They don't have feelings, as they're not really people.
And they have acid for blood.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

DEMOCRACY WINS!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

FATALITY!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

can't we all
just get along?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

No
agree with us or fuck off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Too fucking right.
Also, Ello you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Hey hey hey
Decided that OT is actually fun today? ;p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

This has nothing to do with peope from /talk being on it I hope.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

No, of course not.
It's because I wasn't here this morning.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Nope
OT is just like /talk today but we already have /talk so OT should be like it used to be.

This thread has neither been funny or entertaining - ergo /talk.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

No.
That'd be boring.
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

NO
WE MUST HATE
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Otherwise, I had a little giggle to myself while voting last night.
I live in an area where the BNP get quite a lot of votes, which is odd considering how mulicultural East London is. All of the volunteers at the polling station were Asian.

I couldn't help but picture the would-be BNP voters coming in to the station to vote, and then seething with rage as they not only had to converse with, but ask for help from, people who look a bit forrin.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I bet you voted BNP.

( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I wouldn't say I did, not even as a Joke.
And I most certianly did not. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

If you did and they got in
and you can't prove you are linked here before whatever date it was, you would be voting to get yourself thrown out the country.

I wonder how many of their voters checked their "right to be here" before crossing the box. I would love if all their supporters ended up getting shipped out (in a crazy world where the BNP were in power and the sky was green and Al had more than one joke).
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

*sadfaces*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Yes
I am going for the hatrick *awaits reply in other thread*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Hah!
What kinda person would say that as a joke?
( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I like kittums
And fully endorse the kittum party's stance on sending dogs back to where they came from and the use of balls of string as currency.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Watch out.
Wormulus will try and say something funny with only 3 words.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

on the internet
;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)