Lovely to meet you too!
I woke up still drunk, but have managed to dodge a hangover.

And in answer to your question, mine does, but not everyone's can.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to force PJM to read your answer
and then ask him what the question was....I haven't tortured him yet today so this will be a nice gentle way to start.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

We know of at least one person
who's doesn't.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I'm slowly beginning to numb to the spakka cock thing now...
Its a shame I didn't go last night, I've heard so much and wish I could have seen you all.

Psychochomp - I'm disappointed to learn that you're not a transgender midget.

Labia - ta very much for my badge, I'm going to use it as a motivational aid for when I'm hitting that wall.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

You're welcome fella!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Lab,
I want a badge now! Can I have one please? pretty please?
/sads
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

No

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

your name isn't Lab, V
and I was always nice to you.
I'm gutted and hurt by this turn of events.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I'm speaking on his behalf
Or something. I duno. I'm just gutted for losing my sunglasses :p
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

back off, bitch!
I saw him first!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

You did more than just see him first

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

You can see with your hands, right?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Not when they're in dark places
or orifices.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

yes.
I'm the Helen Keller of sex.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

MMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH BBBRRRAUUUUUUUUUUUU
MMMMMAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Help me Al
Save me!
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

You convinced her not to stay at mine
she's your problem now.

*washes hands of the situation*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

No amount of washing can fix this problem

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Is she trying to move in then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

You could say that
If in fact you mean move into my arse with a giant purple strap on.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

You can take one for the team
your prostate will thank you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)

He should learn to enjoy it
It's a lovely feeling.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

move in?
I don't fucking know where I am!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

That's right
I'm that good.*

*May contain traces of lie
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

when you produced the blindfold
I got my hopes up. Shame you only used it so I couldn't trace the journey back to yours.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I'm sure I saw somelaces in his back pocket
Are you sure that's all he used?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

it's not a good stag party
unless someone ends up in handcuffs
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

it's okay,
I'm happily taken. I meant me and V nice to each other is all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

^ One word answer of the week win

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

How are the clementines?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Explosive

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Is it like your bottom doing that pre cum thing?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

No, it just looks like the Japanese flag
Or the back of the Batmobile
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Not for me :-(
*parp*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

ah, mocking the misery of others -
the Laughing Cavalier laughs again! Mwahahaha.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Today the Laughing Cavalier
holds his head in his hands and groans "oh dear god why did I drink a bottle of wine at next doors party"
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Red or white?
More like the "Borderline MOT failure Cavalier" judging by the sounds of things.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Red
It seemed like a good idea at the time. But when I woke up this morning with the lights still on and a sick bowl next to the bed it didn't seem so clever.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Red wine
Is devil juice.

Were you pissed before the bash then? I hear you were heckling some poor dancing midget last night too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

She wasn't a midget!
She was just a short girl.

I stayed sober before the bash, but my next door neighbour was having a party so I dropped in when I got home.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I'm told she was an arse-flashing kosher midget
Oy!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

That's not a nice way to describe V

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Strokes Al.
NOT THERE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Everyone had to perform a task to earn a badge
so you'll have to do something that curries favour with Lab to win one. I didn't have to as I'm all of the win.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

I got to kick Captain V in the balls
*happies*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Shame I couldn't go last night
I was looking forward to meeting you Becky.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I wanted to meet you too
but loved the fact that within a minute of meeting your lovely lady, she told me all about your runny bum. I love internet people :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Humph
She was under explicit orders to tell everyone I was suffering from something else. Anything else.

Dignity? Arse.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

/chuckles,
nice pun pjm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

This is b3ta
Dignity need not apply.

Or clemantines, for that matter.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Look, it wasn't the squits!
I injured myself in a sick and awesome biking related accident alright?

I landed on two bags of clementines...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I had to tell Sam how to pronounce scone
Unfortunately it's kind of hard to express the pronunciations in text.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Sounds like Stone or cone
rather than gone.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

WRONG!
It sounds like gone, you uncouth filth!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Actually I think your right
I had convinced myself it sounded like cone last night, but in the cold light of day I think the gone pronunciation is better.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

That makes sense
Mind is a little addled this morning.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)

My God
What did she do to you?

*fears*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

*dribbles*

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Past tence: Gone
Pressent and Future Tense: Scorn.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)