Domino's Pizza
They're the worst takeout pizza I've ever had. Just appalling. The Italian government should prosecute them for daring to use the word pizza to describe their soggy overpriced shit. And yet there are outwardly normal people who eat their "product". Bizarre.

Where do you stand on the Domino's question?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:23, 100 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like it

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I bet you like David Bowie too.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:32, Reply)

What's wrong with David Bowie?
Have I missed something?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:34, Reply)

There was a LOLCONTROVESY
music thread the other day. Mr Bowie didn't come out too well. Personally I love him and his huge codpiece.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:38, Reply)

what's your favourite bowie song?
I need to decide what to listen to, and that is as good a way as any to get started
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Scary Monsters

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Followed by Ashes to Ashes

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:44, Reply)

You remind me of the babe

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:45, Reply)

What babe?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Babe with the power

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Power of voodoo

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Who do?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

You do

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Do what?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Remind me of the babe

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:47, Reply)

I saw my BAby! Cry as HARD as babe could CRY!
What could I do?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:48, Reply)

My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue
Nobody knew
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:53, Reply)

What kind of magic spell to use

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Slime or snails or puppy dogs tails
Thunder or lightning

AND BABY SAID
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:56, Reply)

DANCE MAGIC DANCE!
(Totally love fucking up chevrons.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:07, Reply)

CHEVRON!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Couldn't wait?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:47, Reply)

CHEVRON!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:52, Reply)

CHEVRON!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:52, Reply)

What babe?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

not one I am familiar with
but god bless my enormous collection of mp3s.

edit: good song. nice one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

WHAT!
The title song off Bowies best album!? You don't know it!?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:49, Reply)

like many top quality artists and bands
I have come to Bowie quite late on, hence needing to ask.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Fair enough
don't by Tonight, or Never Let you Down. They are pretty crap. Buy Alladin Sane, Diamond Dogs, Ziggy Stardust, Scary Monsters and Let's Dance.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:53, Reply)

I have ziggy stardust, hunky dory
and a huge best of
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Hunky dory enhanced edition or regular?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Fucking love Bewley Brothers

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I don't actually have Hunky Dory
I have his early years best of which has the important tracks like Man who sold the world, Space Oddity and Changes
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:57, Reply)

I have a great version of Bowie and NIN doing Afraid of americans

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:59, Reply)

OMG, you're fucking rubbish
That was the first Bowie album I listened to back in the day and it's still my favourite.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:05, Reply)

fuck knows
got it from my drummer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:56, Reply)

God yer rubbish

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:58, Reply)

The smug cunt's losing points on this one

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:54, Reply)

accepted
my parents weren't into him though, nor were my brothers or any of my mates, so beyond the odd song here and there I never got the exposure. Same with the Cure, and now I fucking love them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:57, Reply)

That's not an excuse
my parents weren't into anything at all.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Neither were mine. Stones excepted

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Now the Stones are a band I just can't really get into
I like their greatest hits stuff, but I just can't get into anything else.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:00, Reply)

You're not trying hard enough

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:01, Reply)

the older stuff is what it's about

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I was balls deep into your mother
mum loved elvis and dad had the dad classics of Dr Hook, Everly brothers, Status Quo - 12 gold bars, and Dire Straits Brothers in Arms in his car. Then he started listening to real shit music, and I started listening to metal.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Funny that she didn't notice that.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:00, Reply)

that would be down to the chloroform

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:03, Reply)

coughshrivelledcockcough
Sorry, I thought you were Ed then
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:06, Reply)

harsh
I'm going to have to go and have a joint to ease the pain.

also. Tom Petty: discuss
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Ooooo, I love a bit of Tom Petty me.
His early stuff is much better than his later stuff though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:13, Reply)

HOW?
David Bowie is fucking awesome and deserves to be worshipped for the god that he rightfully is.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Have you ever eaten pizza?
I mean proper pizza, not domino's tomato bread.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:33, Reply)

not a fan

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I don't support them because they are anti ghey
I do like their dips too, so tried to remember to hide their boxes when I lived with the ghey
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:35, Reply)

How are they anti ghey?
Do they stop them getting visa's?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:37, Reply)

They're bad and wrong
guydads.blogspot.com/2008/12/anti-gay-companies.html
www.independent.co.uk/news/media/advertising/claire-beale-on-advertising-how-dominos-execs-were-left-looking-like-twits-1671286.html

It's just a shame that they taste so good
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Except they don't
They're not just a bad company, they make awful awful food.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:46, Reply)

If you want a quick and easy pizza delivered to your door that's full of fat and cheese
then it's all good. Take from that what you will. YOU'RE WRONG. ONLINE.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:00, Reply)

I can have that from pizza pizza
the local place. that will do me a 16" pizza for £10, unlike dominos who want double that for soggy rubbish.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:03, Reply)

But you have to make that yourself
You're paying for the convenience of someone trekking it outside when it's raining/snowing to bring you food.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:06, Reply)

What?
Make it myself? Are you on some sort of medication? Has the concept of take-out eluded you entirely? I pay. They bring me a 16" pizza. That's how it works.

Except with Dominoes where I pay and they turn up with a waxed naan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:05, Reply)

I love
their Philly Cheese pizza but others are crap
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:35, Reply)

actually this
with banana pepperrsss*drools*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:39, Reply)

you clearly ate the wrong pizza
domino's are good for the texas bbq or the meateor. all the rest are a waste of time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Never tried them
They work out about double what you can pay for a pizza from the local kebab shop. I'm not saying standard takeaway pizzas are great, but find the right one and you're laughing.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:39, Reply)

They are stupidly pricey

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:40, Reply)

found their menu.
9.5 inch (not 10 inch like the average takeaway sells) margherita is £10! my local takeaway does it for £3.20
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Domino's are pretty good here.
But Pinky's pizza is better - oh my god, they put salt flakes on the crusts and you just look at them and feel your arteries clogging but FUCK they are just godly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Nandos in Oz are much better than Nandos in the UK

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:50, Reply)

It's the same with Subway too.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:51, Reply)

only thing worth eating from Subway is the meatball one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:55, Reply)

There is nothing worth eating in Subway in the UK
all the food tastes like salt and shit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Hmmmm
do you think I'm on her ignore list again? I don't know, women eh!? I bet she's hormonal.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:56, Reply)

pretty sure you're not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Fuck off, Subway in Potters bar is aces
Only for the BMT though. The rest of it's fucking awful.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:00, Reply)

I do love the BMT
and the occasional other sandwich.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:05, Reply)

I'm sorry becky, I like you, and I'm going to let you finish by subway are the worst sandwhich makers in the world. IN THE WORLD!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:06, Reply)

I used to have to hold my breath when I walked past one in Cardiff on the way to uni
it smelt so bad I almost hurled a couple of times in the morning.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Not the Potters bar branch
Admittedly they make my sandwiches for free, so I'm not about to complain. My local branch is fucking awful though, been there twice to see if the first fuckup was a temporary blip and was very disappointed to find out that it wasn't.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:08, Reply)

While you were all moving onto sandwiches
I won $30 in an online poker tournament. Suck it, bitches. And Domino still make shitty awful pizza.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Biscuit?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Domino's
what a pile of shite.

When i lived with my parents we would occasionally get a domino's, and it was actually really good stuff (maybe 6/7 years ago). then the shop closed, so no more.

I moved to spain 3 years ago, and earlier this year, the franchise owner of Pizza Hut Spain decided to discontinue in favour of Domino's. I tried one not long after it re-opened (special BOGOF), and it was utter utter crap. I could have spread tomato, chesse and various meats on to the box and made it taste better. Haven't been back since
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)

I really don't like Domino's.
They don't really fill me up, I've eaten a whole big one without noticing.

But I am a lolfatty with a large capacity for pizza.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:47, Reply)

As they are a franchise they vary widely
My local one is quite good and the ability to order by text when I'm on the way home and have food arriving just after I do is excellent.
(bill, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:58, Reply)

The Leeds one is appalling, greasy soggy shite, the meat feast may as well be a block of lard with salt on it,
however in York we got a 2 for 1 offer (against my wishes) and hey presto, it actually managed to contain food, the meat was even actually meat, not deep fried lumps of coloured cereal.

In summary, seems to depend where you live.
( ..wil, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Utter shite
and coincidentally i was debating with a workmate just how shit they were this very afternoon.

Pizza Express on the other hand are lovely, particularly the the new Romano(?) bases. If you are in or around Glasgow then try the Bier Halle Republic on Gordon St for the BOGOF pizzas, including Orkney black pudding, if you like that sort of thing.

Serious noms.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:04, Reply)

Black pudding is excellent
Argentinian black pudding is even more excellent
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 8:40, Reply)

yes indeed,
but put it on a pizza and you have something wondrous. Many years, after a particularly manic night at a Squaerpusher gig my brother in law and I went back to mine for jazz cigs and conversation. This gave way to a munchy and i rooted about to see what i could concoct. 1 ricotta and spinach pizza and 4 slices of black pudding later and we had what could only be described as the eighth wonder of the world. We preached our gospel to all who would listen, and as the years passed i kept seeing more and more references to b.pudding on pizza...we knew, we pre-empted the fashions of the day, we had dialled into the universal network of taste and desire.

We were munchied and fired together whatever the fuck was in my fridge, in a good way of course!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:08, Reply)

that sounds delicious

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:21, Reply)

for me
the trick is to cook the pudding separately, then add to the pizza just before serving, either in disc form, like rude pepperoni, or crumbled. Whatever ye fancy!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:30, Reply)

it's great crumbled into salads too
almost makes salad not shite. Almost.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:32, Reply)

couldn't resist, i present Republic's £6, 4 seasons with extra orkney black pudding

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I WANT ONE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Mmmm
I do love pizza AND black pudding.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:50, Reply)

i like them
if only for their tasty, tasty crust dips.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:21, Reply)

domino's=BLEH.
Bowie=top drawer.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 0:51, Reply)

top drawer,
as in 'next to the saggy grey y-fronts'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 8:41, Reply)

This might be a bit in the wrong direction
but, Pizza Hut in China is fricken excellent. It is like the 70's with soup and wings and other shit. They do a pepper steak pizza that actually gives some people half a mongrel.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 8:27, Reply)

Right, let's clear this up
1. Domino's: fucking shit
2. David Bowie: fucking shit
3. Stones: not fucking shit up to Exile on Main Street, after that, fucking shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 8:39, Reply)

Don't like Domnios?
Try Papa Johns. Leaves all other pizza delivery places looking like the chancers they are. I especially recommend the cheesesticks:nomnomnom:
(MyFakeName, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)