I want to know everyone's star sign.
I don't believe that crap but I am curious.

Indulge me.


I'm a Gemini.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:24, 104 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Taurus
I'm like a bull.

/innuendo
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Well you certainly give me the horn.
Boom boom!
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Wahey!
*applaudses*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

oh I don't know
it says aquarius but I was born feb 18th, 45 seconds after midnight, 15 more seconds would've made it the 19th so I guess I'm pisces too?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Ooo! your on the cusp.
How exciting.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I reckon
it just means a whole other lot of issues to deal with, my best friend was also born on the 18th and she is by definition aquarius.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Lordy.
You have the same birthday as my ex wife.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

FUCKING WOW
I have dandruff - I wonder if any other readers have dandruff too?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I share my birthday
with someone out of Bananarama. Can't remember who though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Oh man you lucky bastard
Unless it's Jacqui. She's counterfeit goods.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Well, my Dad shares his birthday with Sadam Hussein
Beat that!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:41, Reply)

This is true, fact fans!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

My star sign is Awesome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:33, Reply)

With or without Uranus rising?

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

With it rising and falling in
a strangely rhymic manner
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)

*locks office door*

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Oh man, we'll need to get a spatular out, you're stuck like a suction-cup again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Are you lockign me in with you?
*hopes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Cancer.
Of the lung.

EDIT:

Gemini, you say? 'The Twins'? Fnar.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You've only got half a lung
so at least your cancer won't be as bad.
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)

you fancy 'Jedward'?
Fucking weirdo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)

saggy teary arse

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Likewise.
Half man - half horse.

License to shit in the street.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Yup.
Me too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I was supposed to be Sagittarius...
but I was a month late so I'm Capricorn instead.
Capricorns are allegedly punctual.
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Allegedly Sag's are always late.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Oh really?
This explains a lot.
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)

oh dear
this one isn't.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)

sign of the teaspoon
bonus points to be had here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Button Moon?

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)

more highbrow

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)

high mono
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)

WAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)

that is why we are BFFs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Oh great.
I get bloody Al as my BFF and he's crap and BANNED.
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)

*shrugs*
that'll teach you to consider your decision for longer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

:(
No wait - change that to :)
Al makes the Best Bacon Explosion in the Entire Land.
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He's cold and lonely on his naughty step :o(
I texted him a slice of battenburg and a mug of mulled wine last night.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Perhaps when he comes back, he will be well-behaved and polite.

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

ROFLOL

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

are we facebook friends?
I forget...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You and Me?
No...
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

*cries*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Find me then, you mong.

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)

May I add thee too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

*sighs*
OK then.
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Yo!
*Woodstock dance*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Ha
I'm already Clendrixs friend
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Am I?
I can't remember.

I rarely go on Facebook.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

You just told me to add you, you daft moo.

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I'm old and easily confused : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Such fibs.
Next time you go on there, I'll be there :)
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

We are IMPORTANT

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Stop gloating

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

:-P
think that was you I just sent a request to...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

It was, and now we're friends :)

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

huzzah
*snoopy dance*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Yeah! find me too.
*hides*
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

You're not very good at hiding, are you?
:)
( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

unfortunately
I have no idea what your name is, so that makes it difficult...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Use your powers of deduction.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

She's got hair like me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

But not the cheeky grin.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Aww, I have a cheeky grin?
I'm sorry but you're getting a snuggle for that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Well it seems like a cheeky grin to me.
It could just be wind.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

You've ruined it now!
It's a cheeky fucking grin right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I don't have eaither of you two, you should add me so I feel popular and loved.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I might de-friend you.

( thealternativefact, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

You'ld only add me baack a few days later and redclair your love an affection for me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

*validates*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

*compensates for ordinary shoes*
:D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

*joins in with other people saying she's crazy*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Honey take me dancing!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

*sleeps in doorway*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)

*tries hard not to respond with line about car keys*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

that was the one I had in my head next
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I could say Oooooooooooh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

and everyone would know what you were talking about

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I mean, exactly what I was talking about

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Aquarius
I actually fit the description. Ccmpletely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

A queer arse?
I agree completely.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Or a queer heel hha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Leo
I don't know what that is supposed to mean
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

It means your grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)

They are great but they go on a bit.
My uncle is a Leo and he's my mate for going on tangents and watching saucy films
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)

sounds like me
I do go on...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Do you say "D'you know what I mean?" a lot?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)

rarely
unless I'm asking someone if they know what I mean
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)

PISces
I drink like a fish.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Through yer gills?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)

:o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Taurus
I spout bullshit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Taurus
I charge £500 for a load.
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Scorpio
I have claw-like hands and a sting in my tail... wait, what?
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Aries
The good ol' Ram
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Aries
and according to a girl who is in the know about such things, i'm also "Aries rising" WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Scorpio...

( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Libra and Scorpio
The sun and two planets in Libra within 8 degrees of each other; the moon and three planets in scorpio within 9 degrees of each other. Apparently this is pretty rare and means something. Haven't got the foggiest what.

I know this because I was obsessed by astrology and the like aged about 13. Really not sure I give a flying fuck about it these days, though I read my Metro horoscope(s) every day for a laugh. They are not remotely accurate, but I have no life and they pass the time.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Haven't the foggiest.
30th September - you tell me.

I don't know what 'star sign' I am, because I'm not a medieval halfwit who believes there are fairies in the woods.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)

You're a Librian.
You should be working in a library.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Scorpio to a T
Or whatever the expression is.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Gemini
That is, we both are.

Wibble
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:50, Reply)

pisces
sensitive intuitive and creative

a romantic dreamer


i have also harmed animals and had a history of arson as a child
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 2:30, Reply)

Proudly
Cancer. And all the stupid superstitious crap appears to be true.I am a homebody, love cooking for people & taking care of people, love swimming, very loyal and stubborn, am defensive, slow to move, cranky a lot of the time, have emotional mood swings, and the whole lot.

I am also a Boar in the Chinese zodiac-b. 1959. The weird thing is my daughter is a Cancer and my son is a Boar.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:58, Reply)