Mobiles !
What's you current ringer?
How about a background image?

Faster Kill by Paul Oakenfold/Brittany Murphy [wiv da angles] for the ringer and Katie Price on my background [I know, I know! but she's got a smokin' bod]
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:32, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Current ringtone
'Orchestra of Wolves' by Gallows.
Haven't got a background besides a clock.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I like that tune
Jordan's bod is NOT smokin' though!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:43, Reply)

if she doesn't have one, who does?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:44, Reply)

I can't get past her crappy bazungas
And she's awfully thin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:45, Reply)

but she's not gross thin
and yeah, her waps are a little out of control
I want to motorboat her
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Takes allsorts I guess...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I pretty much want to motorboat everyone, to be fair

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:52, Reply)

if you tried with Jordan
you'd slide off the silicone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:02, Reply)

mmmmmmmmslippery

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Agree
It was great before she had loads of surgery done to it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:45, Reply)

I'm well cool, me.
Wallpaper: A picture of Soundgarden from the Kerrang article about them getting back together.
Ringtone: Back in Black for texts and this for calls.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:44, Reply)

it's always on vibrate
but the ringer is set as Sabotage by the Beastie Boys, in case I ever turn it off vibrate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:45, Reply)

My alarm is Sabotage
It's great for disturbing one's slumber
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:58, Reply)

that'd be far too jolting for me
I have to carefully select my alarm to ease me into wakefulness. I've currently got some nice chilled guitar music by Gordon Giltrap
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

My ringtone
is one of the basic ones that came with it, one that actually sounds like a ringing phone. That makes it easy to distinguish in public as everyone else has music clips for theirs.

The images I use are ones that I shot with it, some nice outdoor settings. I would use ones of naked women, but I suspect that my kids would find that to be creepy.
( Wanderer, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:47, Reply)

We have the same approach to phones.
I hope this means that you are a good and noble person.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:51, Reply)

I try my best.
I do, however, have some odd ringtones programmed in for friends who call a lot. They're all ones that came with it. One plays a chunk of what sounds like an early Backdoor Boyz song, another is a bizarre little Calypso sounding bit, a third is generic rock guitar, another is Spanish guitar of some sort.

And for one frequent caller I have a rather jarring set of random tones, slightly abrasive to the ear. I found it appropriate.
( Wanderer, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:08, Reply)

a midi of the riff from 'gay bar'
and a photo of my wife and daughter
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Ringer: original Mission Impossible Theme
Wallpaper: Kodama tree spirits from Princess Mononoke
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Oh yeah I forgot to answer!
I normally have classic brrring brrring, but recently, thanks to r0salicious I have Eduard Khil's Trololo.
I haz Courteeners when ma dude rings.

I have beep when I get a text.

My background is usually a nice local scene or my Tigger.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

trololololololol
what the shit
the faster kill is actually my text tone, I hate talking on the phone and only do when my mum calls.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Don't knock Eduard. I love him right. I do.
I like talking on the phone.
I'm a prolific texter though!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:57, Reply)

I think you've lost your mind.
If someone calls me I will ignore the call and text back.
Really, you can text it without bleating over the phone.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Depends who it is.
And if it's something like facts, yes.
But what if you want to just sit and have a laugh and a natter. Or phonesex.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:05, Reply)

r u nkd?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:06, Reply)

That has its place also

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:08, Reply)

it shouldn't annoy me
but when people have 10,000 free texts a month, and still use indecipherable textspeak it really does.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:12, Reply)

It's more difficult to use that textspeak
I mean, an 's' comes easily at the end of a word, especially when using predictive.
A 'z' is harder to use.
But we still get texts like "just in da hous wotchin frendz boxet" from the slow-witted boy down the road.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I don't know what's wrong with me, I only talk on the phone to my mum
and that's because she can't text
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:58, Reply)

I'm a phone-Luddite
it's really old and rubbish so simply is the Nokia tune and a generic background picture of a kitten
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Regular ringtone is whatever came standard on it.
The ringtone for my boyfriend Lady GaGa Bad Romance. The ringtone for my ex husband is "He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a c u n t cunt".
If I'm with friends and my phone rings while I'm in the loo or something, I usually come back to them cracked up laughing saying "Rick called".

The ringtone for all my fishing friends is Brad Paisley's "I'm gonna miss her", and my best friend gets the highly dubious Genie In A Bottle - it's kind of an in joke.

Oh, and the background is a picture of daffodils.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Ringtone: A 15-second looped clip from Van McCoy - The Shuffle

Background: This
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:39, Reply)

I just have a ringing sound but,
I have this picture



Father Jack is fecking awesome.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I have
as my wallpaper. Oops it's a bit big.

and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9CWJa9yK7I as my ringtone

Revel in my greatness
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:47, Reply)

That's not fair
I hunted for ages for a tiny picture

*sulks*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:50, Reply)

BIGGAR!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:51, Reply)

MOAR BIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAR

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Smaller?
I don't care all that much, but I'm sure someone will complain. Actually, screw them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:00, Reply)

oh my godz yeah
u r liek so selfis wit ur masive picktre
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:55, Reply)

how big is your phone?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Pretty big
Blackberry 8900
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:54, Reply)

I like him
I want to lick his skin
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Plasters and all
It's my laptop wallpaper as well. I like to co-ordinate
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:57, Reply)

this is my laptop wallpaper
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:01, Reply)

s'nice. Very sensual

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I have a thing for mermaids :/

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Mmm...sexy half fish ladies got it going on :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Nice picture

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Tune...
Who just rocks...

I've Moby - Extreme Ways

&

a picture I took of the waypoint on the top of Ulhuru completely deserted 09:00 @ 38 oC when they stopped all the tourists coming up. Reminds me of the good times :)
( b3tz, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:53, Reply)

It just goes 'ring ring, ring ring'
And my background is either Arsenal's crest, or Calvin and Hobbes pulling a face.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:50, Reply)

That's total ghey that is

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:52, Reply)

So's your face.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:54, Reply)

So's ym
fer me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:57, Reply)

This is true.
I hate myself. Snog Marry Avoid is on, and I am watching it, voluntarily.

Now that's ghey.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Are you mentals? The gadget show's on channel 5

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:06, Reply)

but Snog, Marry, Avoid
is so bad it's good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:07, Reply)

No it's just shit. Gadget show FTW

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I have no TV
so can watch them both.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:14, Reply)

The Gadget Show's no good any more, I don't think.
Even the loveliness of Suzi Perry can't save it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:08, Reply)

One of the generic backgrounds that came with it
and ringtones individually - e.g. a bald mate gets "Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!" from 3rd Rock. The Vet is "Animal" by Def Leppard. etc etc

I've just checked - the ringtone for anyone not in the phonebook is George W Bush's infamous "fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, won't get fooled again" clip. Apparently I went lolwacky on a comedy clips website.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I am dull.
I have a 'ringing old-skool telephone' ringtone and a photo of my child as wallpaper. But I prefer to think of this as 'tasteful and restrained'. But I would, wouldn't I? No-one is deliberately dull, are they?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

A bit of a mix here
on both the iPhone and the Blackberry I have a classic "b-ring B-ring" ringtone and a transforming transformer sound for the texts "Cha cha cha cha ch"

For wallpapers I have recently changed to Heels-Wallpaper.JPG on the Blackberry and Pink Floyd Girls.JPG on the iPhone.

Edit: This isn't counting the various personalised ringtones for a few people.
(bill, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:48, Reply)

oh dear
i expect a proper flaming for this and am armed and ready....my wallpaper is a pic of my dog standing at the bar of my local having heard the rustle of a pack of pig scabs. My ringtone is "Dreamimg of You" by the Coral. I'll get me coat.

Might change ringtone back to my Kosheen one though......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:50, Reply)

my background
is some boring picture of pebbles that came with the iphone.

i got a bit swept away with the novelty of itunes and now different groups of friends have different ringtones... "i gotta feeling" for old school friends, "mr brightside" for work friends, "forever" (the chris brown one) for generic incoming calls... "paradise city" (the guns 'n' roses one) for one particular person... it is a bit embarrassing when it rings though, i feel about 12.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:00, Reply)

I have Champ by the Mohawks, it is a great tune and works well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWIggaXycQ

My pic is an old school robot that I own.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Slipknot's Psychosocial
And the background is a lovely, peaceful view of Western Europe from space. Rather calming, I find.

I like to confuse myself. I think.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Peter Green's "The supernatural" for calls
"All along the watchtower" for texts and some generic sunset pic as a background.

Edit: I hate being called by people I don't know (not that hot on people I DO know, if it comes to that) so it's usually on silent.
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