Totally Offtopicing here for random chatter, talk what you want, no subject.
But thanks to my easierly lead brain, tomorow I'll be concimating my new Kenwood FP196 SMOOTHY MAKER !

Oh man, gimmi ideas for the best smoothys please.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:25, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cheese.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

and dust

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I suppose I could make a blue cheese dip with it, that'll be cool.
And some more sweet chilli as I'm down to my last bottle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I'm really not keen on the taste of oxygen,
who's with me?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

We used to call them 'blenders.'

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

back in the day

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

l
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

concimating?

( broadsword, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I think he means he is going to fuck it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

could be painful

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

breakfast smoothies are great
if you mix fruit with milk and chuck a handful of oats in there it's really nice and it's like having a real breakfast that you can down in one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Oh Lush !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I read that in a Welsh accent

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Me too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Welsh Gonz would be hilarious

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Imagine the spelling!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Ice cream and coke.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

coke floats ftw!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

EVERYONE floats down here.
/Pennywise
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

GAAAAARGH!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Don't actually do this gonz
it kinda explodes everywhere.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Not coke, ginger beer is tops for floats.
Its so yum.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Tizer or Root Beer with ice cream !
YES !±
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

don't make that in your blender
it will go everywhere
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Not Tizer
Never never never never.

I don't know what root beer tastes like, so I can't say.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

It tastes like that stuff you swish around your mouth at the dentist to wash bits of filling out.
It always bemused me why you'd use that particular flavour.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Gross
Why would you want to have that with ice cream?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=0&oq=smothies+recip&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4SUNC_enGB383GB383&q=smoothies+recipes

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

That looks reet sexy lad.
Smoothy:
Strawberries
Peaches
Honeydew watermelon
Rhum and Raisin ice cream.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Fav Blend Recipe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OmpnfL5PCw&feature=channel
( b3tz, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I can use that to cut Monty's coke.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

coke MASSIVE DRUGS
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

a banana, a pot of strawberry yoghurt, some milk.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

beef
caramelised onions
horseradish
gravy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

This would arguably make a pleasant soup

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Oh fuck yes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Mate of mine used to do a bit of an odd one
Chocolate Weetabix Bites
Ice
Strawberries
Blueberries
Banana

Was rather tasty
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I know it sounds wrong
But avocado, pear and a bit of milk.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

banana
vanilla yogurt
banana
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

bananas are fucking vile
you loathsome creature
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

'tis true

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

it's quite clear that you both fail at life

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

From recent experience
Apples, pears and bananas are all great bases, don't affect the flavour too much and are good sweeteners
Melon, mango, pineapple, kiwi, strawberries, raspberries, blueberries etc are all brilliant in whatever combinations and proportions
Plain yoghurt binds smoothies quite well but generally contain fat and can make them sour. Good ripe fruit doesn't need any sugar or honey. If you've made a batch and it's too sour, add honey a spoon at a time, blending in between, and check for taste
Oats and museli are great in smoothies
Finally, don't peel anything you'd usually eat the skin of. Much of a fruit's goodness is in the skin and smoothies don't really have to be smooth

And, buy one of those apple corers, they're a fucking lifesaver. And make sure your knives are sharp.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

following from this
I use frozen apple, mandarin, melon and grapes with orange, apple or pomegranate juice.

quick and delicious with the added bonus that you don't have to remember to buy yoghurt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Frozen berry and fruit packs from supermarkets are genius.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

they really are
I use the sainsburys basic fruit cocktail one because it is merely £1 and I can get almost a week's worth of smoothies out of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Haha
We're really gay.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

but at least we are (becoming) slim and hot too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

you'll both be Darth Foxtrot before you know it

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

be do
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

s/he wishes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Oh!
Use fruit juice or plain water for a pure fruit kick.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Sorry, I know it's too late for people to see this, but thank's, I'll keep all those things in mind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Todays delight was
Orange juice
Blueberries
Strawberries
Banana
water

Fucking nyom!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Orange juice, banana, peanut butter.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)