or in my case, months
months spent out there alone in the desolate wilderness, surviving on nothing but a diet of Loose Women and Something for the weekend, spending every waking moment contemplating the sheer futility of arguing on a messageboard, and then coming back to do it all over again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good innit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Ohh, good idea. I've never had a flounce.
I think I lack the vanity to assume anyone would give a toss.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

we should declare
a national flouncing day!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

If we have to wear a skirt then count me out.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

i think you could probably
flounce if you had wide enough flares
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I have just the jeans for the job.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I have just the skirt for the job
...hang on, what?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

but if everybody flounced
then there wouldn't be anybody left to discuss how ridiculous the flouncing was. So it would just be leaving really.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

we could
take it in turns
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

We have a sweepstake on when we will break you again
I sense flouncing on an EPIC scale
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

there won't be any flouncing this time
I've done the decent thing in the past and left because it was upsetting Becky, I've been banned, and I've left because I couldn't stand BGB's adoring gazzes, but now I'm here to stay and there's nothing anyone can do about it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

*adores*

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

seriously
check your gaz history, I left because you sent me a nice gaz once
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I must remember to stop being nice to guys.
It never ends well for me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I don't think anything that you've managed on this site
can be described as "decent".
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

He manages to be a pretty decent cunt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

it's been ages since I had a decent cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

ditto, Finn
I still don't even know who you are, but I'm glad you keep trying to get in on the action
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I don't come here often enough
but enough to tut disapprovingly of your actions.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

while tuggin' your nuggin'?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

That goes without saying
in most walks of my life
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

This time he's going to KFC.
It's gonna be HILARIOUS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I wish you were funnier

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I wish you were further away.
Where they don't have computers and electricity.
Maybe somewhere where horrific diseases are still commonplace...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Croydon?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I wish you weren't an amorphous, meatball blob
but it ain't gonna happen
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Have you been watching Aqua Team Hunger Force?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I've never heard of it
but as you've mentioned it I'm going to assume it's some despicable, nerdy geek thing that would make me want to tear out my own eyes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

ha
You're like Carl
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I don't know who Carl is
Do you mind if I ask you why your boyfriend is such a needy, rape-y looking fuck?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I don't have a boyfriend
Or are you continuing some kind of crazy meatball metaphor I am unaware of?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

you know, teh guy from B3ta who you were boffing?
Looks like Peter Sutcliffe? You know the guy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I am.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

contemplating the sheer futility of arguing on a messageboard
wanking like a grinning chimp

Obvious strikethrough is obvious.
Obvious accurate obvious accurate
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

wellgroomedwookie
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

And?
I'm just waiting for that special lady, Bert.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

grow your hair long again
and wank in the mirror. It's the closest you'll ever get
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

The hair's all gone. It won't grow back.
I suppose I could take my severed locks out of their special bag and glue them back on for a bit, but then I wouldn't be able to use them for anything else...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

save them for strangling that special someone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Lady-skin suits don't just make themselves.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

tru dat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Listen, I'll make a deal with you, yeah'.
I remember when I was at school, everyone had a "If I'm not married by 40" person, and a back up. I had about 3 or 4 of them, but I lost touch.

Anyway, if we're still both virgins by 35, we'll go out and get some whores and coke, rent out a hotel room that charges by the hour, and have a whale of a time (that's if you're into big girls; I'm not sure).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

It's ok Gonz,
you have a big one, I'll have a little one.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Cool, I'm not really bothered eaither way, I figure if they're going to be doing that sort of thing to me, and I'm going to do that sort of thing to them...
... It's not really my place to be judgemental if they like a KFC every few days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Yeah, but none of the smackhead ones are chubby
and I really like that dead look in their eyes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)