Siblings
Possibly the most complex and long lasting relationships we have are with our siblings. I have a brother who is three years older than me, and a sister who is a further four years older. We're not the sort of family who ring each other up at midnight on New Years Eve, Indeed we don't see each other a great deal other than birthdays and Christmas. My brother's self employed, hard working and hates any conflict. My sister is generally considred a caring person, though those of us a bit closer generally consider her to be more of a "keen to be seen as caring" person. She also tends to be controlling in a passive sort of way.

How do you get along with your siblings?
(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:32, 207 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Much better when they are nowhere near.
I love talking to them, as long as it's on the phone.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I found out at the weekend
that my brother once owned a monster truck. He bought it off ebay, but sold it due to lack of leg room
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Well that's this thread peaked already then.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I love mine immensely
She's 7 years older than me, getting married next month, and I'm dragging the girlfriend along to meet all my family for the first time. Looking forward to it.

Oh and she's a b3tan who's had TWO front pages!
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Via electronic communication, I find her to be proper boss
Please don't let me get drunk at the wedding.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

My god
this is going to be fun. You, me and my dad: all raging alcoholics, all fighting the urge to get pissed and cause a scene.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

It won't be fun if I get in the mix
You and your dad are kin, so you can get as pissed as you like. I will handle it with grace and charm.
I, on the other hand must have no more than a bottle over the WHOLE day and evening. And it must be spaced very spacily.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

you get as pissed as you like, darling
all anyone will remember is that it was DJTP who brought you...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Good thinking
Cheers kid
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:59, Reply)

I think you'll find that's three, fuckface
Is it very sad I had to go back and check that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I DON'T HAVE ANY
YOUR THREAD IS SHIT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I've never met a normal
only child. There's always something deeply disturbing about them. You can see it in the eyes.

You my dear, dear, Grammar Badger... are no exception.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

You will live to regret that
but not for very long *smiles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Oh you
*flutters eye-lashes*
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I'm a single-child.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Yet another tick in the column

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Apologise to Gonzo now,
or God fucking help me I WILL END YOU!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

No one puts Gonz in the corner

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Fair enough
I'm sorry you're a deeply disturbed individual Gonz.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

That must be getting itchy by now

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Could't you just ask Dull Mouse Related Incident's parent's to adopt you?
I'm gonna put my brother on a final warning. If he doesn't get himself a Monster Truck soon, he's fired.
(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

he's got a motion sensitive bin, too
and a see through computer filled with lights which looks like that one off Blake's 7.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Bah!
Mind you, my brother has just bought a place in Turkey,and for my birthday, got me a year's subscription to CAMRA, so, whilst lacking the extra ace factor of your's, he's not so bad.
(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

there are many downsides
my brother basically lives in a manky flat filled with crap he bought of ebay/cobbled together from wires and shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I have a sister
Who puts the mental in to judgemental. I really can't be bothered to have anything to do with her.

I have found with family (having not spoken to my mother for 16 years) that if you don't like them it isn't worth the effort of trying to get along with them.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

^this
Why do people expect you to put up with behaviour you wouldn't from friends/strangers just because of a genetic link?
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

It isn't without complications at times
It's probable that my gf & I will be getting married next year.

I would like my dad to attend the wedding (we speak on the phone fairly regularly and get on pretty well) but I know he won't attend if my mother isn't invited and there is no fucking way she is coming.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

shame dude
that sucks :(
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Yep but I will just MTFU & deal with it (years of therapy have helped me learn how to do this). GF's family are ace though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Cos its family innit?
Bluds ficker van water.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

water logic
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Tru dat.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

My brother and I
have a lot of things in common. We both love video games, comics, manga, sci-fi, the lot... We both can't be with our sister for more than 4 days.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I am the centre of the universe
Yes, I am an only child.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

see above

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

You're evidently fibbing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I'm really not

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

You're the mental one then
Because you wouldn't catch me going out with someone I found deeply disturbing.
Again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

As mentioned before
I'm a selfless humanitarian
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post739474
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

You're a bell

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

end or andy?

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Both!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I have 3
1 sister who I do not get on with - she isn't even coming to my wedding (her choice). she thinks she is the loveliest person who has ever lived; the rest of us find her deeply deeply irritating and superficial.
1 sister who will be my bridesmaid in 5.5 weeks time - we have the same sense of humour, but she is far prettier than me, and has many more friends!
1 brother who is the most laid back individual I've ever met - he's great. dad hates him, the rest of us think he's wonderful.
( ascorbate, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

1 sister, she's a copper in Australia
get on alright.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Is that because she is unaware
you are a massive rapist?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

3 older brothers
We get along alright in small doses.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

that explains why you're well 'ard
if you had to grow up with three boys who were bigger than you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

hahaha
becky's not hard, she's a big softie :P
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I'll rip your head off and shit down your fucking throat

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Have you seen the pictures of my friends new horse,
they'll stop you being angry.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

How so? I dislike horses

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

TAKE THIS
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs013.snc4/34019_10150221422375441_892970440_13376870_447825_n.jpg
ice queen
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

It looks dead.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

dis id wid ids mummy
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs108.snc4/35779_10150220818710441_892970440_13360857_414000_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah, still don't like em.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

even when she's meeting the family
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs150.snc4/36879_10150221420695441_892970440_13376812_6856982_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Nope. I'm off to get a chevalburger now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

You're dead inside.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Nah, the cheval better be though, I don't like it when they wriggle in my mouth

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I'm telling Deagostini

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Good, tell em I don't want their cunting glitter either.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

awww look at how cute she is
*tickles behind her ear*
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

She loves kittums and snugglewugglez and sanywangies and pictures of cats.
She has a poster on her wall of a kitten on top of a tree going "OH NOES ! I R STUCK ! WHUT 2 DO !?!??!?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

What's a nubien sanywangie?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

"Bitch you nearly made me laugh"

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

sandwich.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I love how the tone of this is like "sandwich, obviously"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Well clearly.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Oh man, I want a sandwich now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Well they were bigger until my first oldest brother stopped growing when he was 15. He fucking hates that I'm about a foot taller than him
I took up kickboxing as a way to defend myself. Anyone who thinks Aww youngest of four and three brothers, they must have really looked out for her, is fucking deluded.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'm more of the opinion of "don't mess with her, she grew up having to think like a boy"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I wish more people thought this way instead of awwwww, you were the little princess and they looked after you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

do people really think that?
I wasn't an older brother but even I know they're complete twunts to their sisters.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Dear god yes.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I think anyone who has boys knows they couldn't look after a furbie let alone a little sister
although some of them do go into big brother mode when the girl is a teenager, but by then it's annoying as it's "I'll disembowel anyone who touches my sister".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

2 older brothers
eldest one is about 7 years older than me and is simultaneously an old fart and really immature. he lives nearby and we get on ok. I'm mates with a bunch of his mates these days and he seem to bitch about them to me a lot, which I don't really approve of. he was a cunt to me when we were growing up and he claims not to remember.

the other one and I are quite similar. I'm more easy going though. he lives in london and is an architect.

edit: the awful chav pub near my house has been smashed up
www.thisisexeter.co.uk/news/Bar-manager-hurt-gang-wrecks-pub/article-2405396-detail/article.html

that'll teach them to be on the wrong side of the tracks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

_{bloody stoners}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

has wiggy done something when stoned to annoy you recently?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

wipe it on the curtains?

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

no not at all,
I just decided to make it my theme of the day
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

fair enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

'tracks'
'railwayman'.

Intentional?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

it is right next to a railway line
the side I live on is normal, the other side is populated mainly by chavs and the like
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

does the sun only shine on your bit?
Like Pride Rock and the Elephant Graveyard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

pretty much
the bit next to that pub is called Beacon Heath, or Broken Teeth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

See, I told you there are people out there who love you.
Chin up fella, think of them when the bad times get too hard.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Thanks, it's the one thing that pulls me through the tough times.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

My older brother (by a year)
is a right character. Lives with mum and dad, has zero income, refuses to go on dole, spends 100% of his time surfing the net or smoking.

Probably even reading this but what a waste of time.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Well now, let me see
My older brother is a violent, wife-beating, lying fuckwit.
My oldest younger half sister is an evil, manipulative, vindictive new Mum
My oldest younger half brother is an annoying little manchild
my oldest younger half sister by my real dad is an intelligent, if somewhat warped individual
the middle half sister by my real dad is an intelligent, if somewhat warped individual who was also really good in bed
the youngest seemed like quite a cute, clever little thing last time I saw her.
and my youngest half brother by my mum is pretty spoilt, but he's alright.

So yeah, I get on with my siblings quite well
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Sicko

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I know :(

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

These family dynamics explain a great deal

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I am what I am, am what I am....

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

'I get this'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I saw John Barrowman being interviewed on TV this morning
that's the name of his Autobiography, you know. Who would have thought he was a big bummer?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

he refuses to talk to me
that could be because he is dead, mind
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Don't get me fucking started on siblings.
Unless you want me to get all emo again.

But my youngest sister is ace probably due to the fact she's not our genetic sister.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

+ black
which I find very modern
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Is that the one we met?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

No, she's a mental youngest blood sibling.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Ah
She brought cakes, I liked her..
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

She's got a heart of gold and a brain of mush.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Remember, less moaning more drawing.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I haven't done any yet : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

One older, by 3 years
We're getting on better as time goes on. Though I had a bit of a huff, as she forgot my results came out yesterday and didn't ask me how they went or nothing. Can't really complain, though.

We look nothing alike- she's skinny, very pretty, dark hair, big blue eyes and big lips, and does ok in relationships.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You're awesome though
which means she must be shit. HA sucks to be her
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Aww thank you
No, she's pretty awesome. People don't believe we're related though :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

is she single?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Yeah.
Did you really fuck your half sister?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

OOOH give her my number
yeah, she was the best I've ever had (sorry Becky)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Sadfaces
Maybe your next shag wont land you on the sex offenders register.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I never did get an answer to my questions about her minge...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

What was your question about my sister's minge again?
I just remember you asking me if I'd ever had the urge to play with her lips.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I'd look them up
But I don't think I want to type "sister's minge" into the search engine whilst on my work computer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I've got a younger sister
We get on great now we're all grown up and that, but as kids we used to fight like cat and, er, cat.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

My brother's my best friend
I speak to him at least a couple of times a day. We’re very different in a lot of ways but completely identical in others. I’d be lost without him – a problem seeing as he is slowly drinking himself to death – it was hard enough when he moved out of London. My little sister I love dearly but don’t know her any where near as well – my brother and I were always a team, and she’s very much the ‘white sheep’ of the family, being in the police and remaining in the ‘polite society’ that my brother and I turned our backs on as teenagers.

I wouldn’t change either of them for the world, and I feel desperately sorry that my little girl is extremely unlikely to have a sibling to gang up on the parents with, and to share her knowledge of the world with as she gains it as I have
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

don't know here?
Disappointing

*shocked* I SAW IT!! I SAW IT!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

You must be tripping, mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Sadly not
:o(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Me too
I feel like my little girl is missing out on all the fights and stuff me and my family used to have, I do my best to be a parent/sibling, but I'm not as young as I used to be, and I'm turning into a boring old fart
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

While I remember
Why did I punch you in the face?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I said a rude thing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

what was it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

This^

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

OK:
You said ‘despite what you may think I don’t actually fancy you’, to which I replied…



‘thank fuck for that’.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I just cackled so much I choked.
That's hardly punchworthy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

didn't stop her face-raping chompy
or maybe that was him using reverse-psychology raping.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I have a younger brother and an older sister.
My sister is great and we get on really well, always have done, which is nice. My brother, while lovely, does have some 'issues', mainly the borrowing of money from my parents and never returning it and also he now has a job which means he gets to carry around a knife/saw on his belt - this disturbs me in a vivid technicolor of ways.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

hey you
still dead?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Uuuuurrrrrggggnnnnnnhhhhh
*swats at flies*

Nope.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You should see a doctor about that flatulence

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

That's not flatulence
Parp - that's flatulence.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Dear god, open a window, woman!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

But I'm on the 8th floor
my window doesn't open!

*sticks head under jumper*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I'd light a match
But I don't think I trust the look of that fire escape
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

The disappointing b-side by 'The Rock Steady Crew'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Heh. Needs more electric boogaloo.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

It's a nice try,
but we all know Tightly is operating your mummified corpse with a system of strings and pulleys.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Nah
I'm still alive. He wouldn't kill me, he needs me to cook him bolognaise and do his washing.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Is it wrong I am imagining a
musical version of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? With additional scene: TJ shows leatherface how to deal with those nasty bloodstains with common household products!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You are more than welcome to imagine what you like! :)
My bro told me that he is chopping down trees for the Forestry Commission but I'm not so sure...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Flimmers!!!
Howdy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Alright mrs!
How goes it?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

It goes alrighty all things considered
We need a catch-up soon.
How's your tings?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Jolly good maaaaa'm
You're right we do need a catch-up, I think the last time I saw you was in April... is that right!? That's loco! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It is too loco
Next time I'm down we should have a sip
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Yes yes yes!
Oh that's right, the last time I saw you was at your brief stop-over at the pub - that was yonks ago!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Very well, thanks
I have one younger sister, who is as daft as a brush. People say they can see a familial resemblance, although I think she might get offended if you tell her that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I did have a brother for a couple of years but he died very young.
I've always wanted a brother : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear that. It makes my flippant reply further up wholly inappropriate.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I was raised the youngest of 6, now have a stepbrother too
As a group, we get on well. Individually, we argue a lot. They're all pretty awesome though for different reasons.

The best one is my sister, as Monty has put, she'll be known as the white sheep in our family. Married her first kiss, ridiculously intelligent, but with a sense of humour as dark as the rest of ours. She's also ace for going to Cambridge Uni, then leaving after a term because it was so boring. "The idea of a great night out is going to watch fudge being made, boring wankers" was the quote of the time.

I think the reason we get on as a group is because of the way we stuck together when we were younger. With them lot there, my Mum dying didn't seem as bad, because I was supported throughout. I don't know how I could have done it if I was an only child.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

This post needs more interesting

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I think I'm going to un-friend AA too now
he always clicks on really long posts on QOTW, and I'm all like 'WTF? I'm not going to read that'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Couldn't give less of a shit if I was force fed Immodium

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

every time I make you cry
God gives me an extra inch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Up yer bum

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Arf!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Didn't realise he was a Choir Boy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

OK
Eldest Brother - Was famous in school for dangling someone over a bannister because he'd smacked someone and stolen their seats
Eldest Sister - Once saved eldest brother from a kicking by headbutting one lad, kneeing one in the nuts, and hitting another with her (massive) handbag
2nd Eldest Sister - Mentioned above. Once wrote an essay on her OU course after reading one book, got a 1st
2nd Eldest Brother - Bit of a waster, managed to grow up, and stopped bringing fat girls home. Once saved me from a serious kicking by taking most of it himself.
Step Brother - Was lazy, now finished Uni, has a wicked sense of humour.
3rd Eldest Brother - Spent months convincing his hugely shy girlfriend to give him a blowjob, as she'd never done it before. One drunken night she concedes, and not long after starting looks up to see him fast asleep. This then happened again 2 weeks later.
Me - Well, I'm just shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

NOW both my brothers are brilliant
although they still pick on me all the time, eg they won't rest until one of them has managed to make me eat bacon "by mistake". they are 30 and 40 respectively, ffs.

THEN - god the younger one and i fought all the time as kids though, am surprised my parents didn't murder us both. then the older one would come to stay (technically he's my half brother) and we both worshipped the ground he walked on, whereas he couldn't wait to get rid of us. he tied me to a television once and sat back to see if it would fall on my head. doubtless you can guess whether it worked.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Hi, mind if I just jump in?
I have an older brother and a younger sister - the older brother is a sheriffs deputy and the sister is in college studying law. They're pretty cool, really.
I just have to make sure my stash is hidden when they come over.
(nolongernuts, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Attention-seeking cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Haha!
Baptism of fire.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

it's a nice way to introduce myself

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Tunc!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

The traditional Bert welcome!
I've been lurking long enough and finally decided to join up!
(nolongernuts, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Then you will be aware of my distrust of merkins.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Not you.
Just the male ones.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

How do you know it's a male?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'm male.
I like breasts.
(nolongernuts, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Good start.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I'm female.
I like breasts.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Everyone likes breasts
But most starfish rogerers tend to be male.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Intuition.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I'm a nice Merkin.
I don't wear baseball caps and elasticated pants.
(nolongernuts, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

not even sweat pants?
freak
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Neither did the last one I befriended.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I bet you hate black people and think shooting roadsigns is a legitimate hobby.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

are you thinking the same thing I'm thinking?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Oh no. You already got me figured out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM
(nolongernuts, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I already hate you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Woohoo!
My first hater and I've only done a couple of posts.
(nolongernuts, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Less enthusiasm please,
it upsets the grumpy old men posters.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

...and now I hate you too

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Fuck yes!
Now you'll never show me that surprise, thank god.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Bloody keen bastard, this one
*grumps*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

^that's just berts way of saying hello

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

oh, black sheep, eh?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Yeah.
My brother went nuts when he found dads stash, though.
(nolongernuts, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

yeah, I hate it when I find my dads hidden snickers, the diabetic cunt

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

hello mr merkin
good afternoon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I'm adopted I could have millions!
instead I acquired an older brother who likes rugby, wine and cheese. Damnit
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

me too

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

You are adopted?
Aw! that makes you more special.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

well...I haven't been able to prove it yet...but I think so

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

i like this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

That makes both of you that bit more special
because someone picked you out specially!
(nolongernuts, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

That explains a lot

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

My little sister is probably the person I'm closest to in the world.
Little perhaps being the wrong word though. She's 3 years younger, but at least three inches taller. We look nothing alike, and she gets mistaken for the older one which is highly depressing.

However, we have the same sense of humour, we never run out of things to talk about and we tell each other everything. Well, we used to. Sometimes she stops me now cos she doesn't want to be scarred by mental images.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

In a decade or two from now
you'll laugh in your sister's face about the fact she looks older than you!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm looking forward to this so much.
She's so sweet and innocent though, even if she does look so much older. Nothing like me at all, bless her.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I probably win on numbers
I have six siblings all younger than me. Don't really get on well with any of them however. We all tolerate each other just about.

The problem is my parents got more and more lenient as they had more kids
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

at any point did you say to your mother
"It's not a fucking clown car?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)