Being on b3ta
For the first time in about 6 months.

Have I missed anything? Where is Edmund? Have The Stig and Rubberduck stopped arguing yet? What is Vampyrecat's latest teenage lesbian fantasy?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:43, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm back after about a month
And was on for about a month before that (as part of my revision avoidance program), and only recognise one of those names, and that's from a previous delurk, so don't think much has been happening recently on /ot at least.
But then I dont pay attention, so don't take my word for it.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

So I've not missed much, eh?
I was being a tad sarcastic. I was around when Edmund got sent down for being a hopeless and rather perverse fantastist.

The Stig is long gone and I think Vampyrecat changed her name.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I sure have changed my name.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Sh-eeet
You're still alive! Well done!

I'm remembering Sunday mornings (in the UK) when I started work at 05.00 and you were the only person online.

How the hell are you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)

haha yeah, I'm still around on sundays it's just nobody usually posts to say they're alive.
I'm fine ta. My trip to the UK/europe is still on, and my cat, the little bugger, has just caught and killed a sparrow while wearing FOUR friggen bells on his collar. And then dropped it at my feet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Take the bells off
They'll fuck the cat's head up.

Cats are hardwired to prowl quietly and sticking bells on him will affect his reflexes and his responses towards you.

Cats are also hardwired to attack. Don't get cross or upset that he kills the occasional tweetypie. It means he's mentally and physically in good order.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Welcome back
I've not been on for about 9 months, so I can't say about anything. Isn't Ed in jail, and I thought that Stig had ran like the wind.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)

See above
I think last time I spoke to you you'd just lost your job, and you live in the wastelands between Croydon and Bromley.

Am I right?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Wow
What a memory you have, except that I live in the wasteland that is Croydon.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:03, Reply)

I remember that
Because I lived in Penge for a bit. And we discussed which is better.

This illustrates that:-

1 - My life has rather improved since I was a frequent habituee of this site.

2 - I have a phenomenal capacity for remembering irrelevant shite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Ed is
or was, in the pokey. Stig seems to have vanished, RD likewise. Think VC is still here somewhere under a new name, but can't be sure
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Edmund's just got out of a 16 week stretch in chokey. And was on prime time BBC1 the other night.
The Stig was banned for being a twat, Rubberduck is elusive and Vampyrecat is now Poppet and about to invade the UK.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Damn you
Also, when was Stig banned? I don't remember this.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)

I think he was banned.
Memory's a bit vague. Think he maybe had a pop at someone. Apparently he really was a twat in real life.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Damn cocks, coming here and being cocks
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I noes, right?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Damn right
I was looking back at page 1 of OT earlier and getting all nostalgic about all the folk that we've lost in the last 2 years. Bad times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:02, Reply)

we always break them :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Boooo
How's abroad?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:09, Reply)

very hot
generally 34 by ten o'clock. And they charged me ten euros to see the one thing I was bothered about seeing in Malta.

How're you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I'm not bad
Other than being slightly ill, and the bride for the wedding on Saturday saying I need to do more things which weren't previously on my to-do list. And it's far too warm here, I want some rain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)

hope you feel better
before the Saturday. What do you have to do apart from get the groom drunk and write a speech?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Oh, a ridiculous amount apparently which aren't usually best man duties
Organise people for photos, direct people at the reception, be in charge if anything goes wrong at the reception. Oh, and make sure the groom manages to put his kilt on properly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:25, Reply)

you should rope some ushers in
to give you a hand. Then proclaim yourself their king and sit there and direct them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I did threaten with wearing a top hat with my kilt

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

be a martinet
insist on a dress rehearsal where you drill people into formation in straight lines. (a) they will take the job from you or (b) you'll have no trouble on the actual day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Put that in the speech
Take a collapsible one, and put it on as you mention it
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)

DG, he hasn't just got out
He was out in January gazzing people!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Did you get a cock gaz?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Nah, he invited me to the opera
and gave me some unwanted advice on my aunty's womb
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Sexy
On both counts other than the fact that opera is rarely sexy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:26, Reply)

CARMEN!
But it wasn't Carmen :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Haha
Someone knows their opera.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

When i say he invited me to the opera
I mean he said he wanted to go to the bash that weekend, didn't have a lady to take, and being middle class was going to the opera instead, then said to me "If you've got no plans for the weekend you could come down to London?" and I thought "Whaaaaaaaat????"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Was it that long ago?
Fucking hell.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It's all moving too fast innit lad?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)

It is that, Gaz.
It is that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Well
Ed = gone, in prison, possibly out again
Stig = gone
Rubberduck = gone
Vampyrecat = name changed

Done.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Evening TD
Not been around much myself lately, but apparently, crackhouseceilidhband's newborn baby has managed to pay off blaireau69's mortgage.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Gor Blimey!
It's a bloody miracle, eh, this stuff that these young 'uns get up to now.

You've been gazzed, chief.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:24, Reply)