absolutely frigging nothing
I have wasted my day on here, on facebook and watching 4OD. Now I am to warm and have a sense of worthlessness :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Love the new sig
You adopted the badge?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

totally
it's my first one :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Yay for geeky young men indeed
How old's yours?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)

just turned 27

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)

nice badge :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Applebite made it
I might just wear it in real life

but not at work, or anywhere near said toygeek
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I look forward
to achieving this badge in the future
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Find some freshers next term
I'm sure we can get someone to make you a sharking badge
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I don't go near the freshers any more
I made a moral decision

EDIT: I mean I don't go near ANYONE but my bf anymore ¬_¬
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:41, Reply)

good save

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)

that was fast
and I might feel a bit bad about sharking freshers. Innocent little eighteen year olds
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:45, Reply)

They wont be by the end of the week
You may as well get there first
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)

good point that
corrupt them entirely, possibly buy them some pangos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Oh, how my estimations of you have gone down, Amberl
Down so far.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)

they can't have been high surely?
I'll be gentle with them. I'm far more cut out for the being nice and friendly, than sharking them sadly :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)

I find that
If I estimate everyone high to start with, it's just easier in the long run. You're well on your way down now though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I'm sure the people who've met me
could testify I'm not the sharking sort
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)

I've not met you
And I've not met any of them. Judging shall therefore continue on my own estimations.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Some what now?
I'm so out of touch with the youth of today
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)

what are pangos?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)

fantastic drinks
sold at Hertford college. I think they legally have to sell them in two different glasses now. Loads of different alcohol (archers, vodka, gin and something else- about eight shots worth) layered with fruit juice and topped up with juice. Tastes like fruit juice at the beginning and pure sin at the bottom, but you don't notice the transition. Most I've ever managed is two
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)

sounds perfect

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Damn, I need to make some friends at Hertford

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)

my college grandad
took us there first week and bought us Pangos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)

college grandad?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)

first year
you're given college parents. The year above that who are the college parents of your college parents are your grandparents
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Saw one of my grandparents only 3/4 times in the last couple years
No idea who the other one is. Might be the same guy, college marriages can get a bit like Norfolk sometimes
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)

haha my favourite
was the college brother and sister who were balloted together in second year
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)

It did take me a while to notice that the friend of a friend I'd not seen around all that much
was his ACTUAL brother who went to a different college, not his college brother who spent a lot of time in his room
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I treated my college kids badly
oops. I'll make it up with the grandkids.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:05, Reply)

One of mine never turned up
I forgot to get carnations (non-oxford people: carnations are traditionally worn for exams, white for the first, pink for the ones in the middle, red for the last), and my general response to being asked to help with some work by my physics kid was "I don't know it either!"
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)

my kids were sweet
but I was under stress most of the year, and they did none of the same modules so I couldn't pass on work
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:09, Reply)

There go the estimations downwards a bit further

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)

you should feel good about it...
innocent..little...eighteen...year-olds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)

haha
I was totally sharked.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)

lucky you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)

it's a good memory
he was hot, and it didn't actually go anywhere, because we both sort of realised we had people still loosely attached
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)

There is no such things
as innocent little 18 year olds!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)

maybe not mentally.
But I know a couple of people in my year at school who haven't had a boyfriend or girlfriend yet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Phew
He's eating his tea and then he'll be too tired to look here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Hi

( djtrialprice, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:26, Reply)

tempt them with pokemon
and lollipops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:44, Reply)

which reminds me
does anyone know anything about which is the best pokemon?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Oh a fine age
27 is goooood
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)

There's a badge?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)

for those of us with a thing for the younger man
I totally need to find gold stilettoes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:36, Reply)

In the last decade (oh god I'm old...)
I've only had a brief fling with one older man.
During that time I was married to a younger man (we'd split up by the time of the fling), had another flingette with another younger man, an 'almost' relationship with a chap ten years younger and now finally am with PJM who is younger too.

Can't be doing with older men - too much baggage.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)

nice work
granny cougar :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:30, Reply)

You NEED it.
Aplebite made it. Profile it when you get home.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Yep...I'm probably the Granny of B3ta Cougars
We need to get BGB onto this!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:23, Reply)

this whole subthread is bordering on the creepy maaaaaaan :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)

BORDERING!
I think it got there a while ago
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)

But
Isn't that what normally happens, or have things changed that much on here?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)

creepy?
theres not much on here ive ever found creepy.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Didn't you read
The whole Poppet grooming episode? That was creepy.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Woah what was that, was that when I was new?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Yes It was

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Was everyone at her?
That rings a bell.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Yes
Almost everybody was.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)

this must have happened during one of my sabbaticals
who said what where when and why?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Bert
I'm sure you were involved for some of it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)

you're going to have to give me a little more detail
unless you're talking about that argument I had with Al, Becky and that lot for picking on Poppet ages ago, but that had nothing to do with grooming or creepiness?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:11, Reply)

It
Was before that, I think it's what set them off.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:12, Reply)

you've lost me
but I'm glad the memory is still so clear in your mind
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:14, Reply)

The only thing is
You weren't the thing that was creepy!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:15, Reply)

well duh, obviously
I only act at being creepy, and Poppet's my mate, I wouldn't go getting all pervy on her arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:26, Reply)

That's right. Lab got pissed off because you were practically grooming Poppet. Don't try and act all innocent.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I don't remember this
are you serious?

That's extremely creepy and weird, why would he do that and then come on here and bring it up again?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Yes I'm completely serious.
I have no idea, maybe he has selective memory loss. I just texted Lab to confirm that I wasn't imagining it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:58, Reply)

You got a rough idea of date?
I was going to look back but couldn't be bothered trawling through it all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I'd suggest the search function
but I have no idea what to search for, maybe keywords like 'Dok' 'creepy' 'grooming' 'pervert' and 'rapist'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:05, Reply)

Around March '09

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:05, Reply)

this one?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post381214#post381326

I haven't read all of it yet...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:09, Reply)

or this one?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post383470#post383799
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Aw, man
now I'm upset because Poppet said something about someone going too far, and called it 'Bertesque', but I don't know what she was referring to
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Sorry, I wasn't doubting what you were saying
it's just that my own memory is pretty poor. I didn't like Dok before, but now I'm positively revulsed by his presence.

...and you know that coming from me, that's pretty bad.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Ok, Bert's links say enough I think
Case closed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:19, Reply)

Not to me, it isn't
I'm shocked and disgusted, I wasn't even aware that this place still existed without me

EDIT and I think Becky's referring to the second one, it definitely seemed a bit seedy to me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:20, Reply)

That among others. I really can't be bothered to find links for you since I remember it from first time round.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:30, Reply)

That's fine, nobody's asking you to
I'm just a little bit shocked, and I want somebody else to get really fucking angry with the dirty old bastard, because if I do it'll be far too hypocritical
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:32, Reply)

UPSET AND ANGRY ONLINE
Yeah that'll really help. I'm just annoyed at Dok's implication that he's not someone who was essentially grooming a 17 year old and he's disgusted with those who were.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:35, Reply)

it'll make me feel better
ah, just saw your edit. I was thinking that too, it was like he was blaming the creepiness on other people?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:36, Reply)

You have no soul

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:40, Reply)

If I didn't have a soul
I wouldn't get upset about stuff. I didn't like Dok before, but this has given me good reason to absolutely detest that he breathes the same air as the rest of us
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)

aaah no, i usually scoot over her posts

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I don't remember that at all.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)

You 're lucky then
I still remember how annoyed Lab got over it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I think I have some memory
But will let the Dok continue incase I'm wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I'm not going into details
It was way creepy, well the responses were.

EDIT And not from her.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Hmm, maybe I'm thinking of something else
There are large chunks of OT missing from my history.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Nope, they were from you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I don't go lower than 18 any more
And I haven't snogged a 16 year old since I was 19.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Damn, I'm not safe
And she does love the Scots.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)

she'll make you fight
DJP to the death
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Damn right
And his kilt matches my favourite trousers from when I was 17.
But you're safe, for now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)

I'll just stay hidden up here in Scotchland just now then
I hope I don't get a job in Scouse-land. For so many reasons.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:55, Reply)

It's alright
djtp plans to have me locked up in Stratheden mental hospital in Fife before long.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)

You do know
That the whole of Fife is just one big mental hospital, don't you? Presume you don't have any more daytrips up my way planned?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Me and my mate intended to go to Edinburgh before her cheap travel deal ran out
But I'm not sure it will come off :(
I want to see the street under the street.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)

see now I am a little confused
do you still live in Liverpool?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Yah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)

ahh
that clears it up.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)

She just goes down south a lot
Or comes and visits the area I live in the ONE WEEKEND I'M NOT THERE!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)

you should travel down south as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)

There are issues with this
The main one being unemployment and lack of money. The second being being worried that people wouldn't like me. Both major issues, I think you'll agree.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:19, Reply)

the lack of money
is a big one definitely. But as to the second one, I'm sure people would. Taking the risk often pays off in renewed self confidence. I'm not saying I'd have been happy, if people thought I was a cunt after they met me, but I certainly don't think that would happen to you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:21, Reply)

I want to bash at some point
Unfortunately it requires effort on my part, someone needs to have one in Oxford during termtime to minimise this
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)

It's a good city to visit
You better let me know if you're going to be up this way. I missed meeting the last group of b3tans up this way at the Edin-bash due to alternative plans that then turned into rather severe illness.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)

my mate lives there
it's a weird place, like gormenghast
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Edinburgh?
Or the street under the street?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:08, Reply)

edinbugh
it's all a made jumble of layers of buildings and steps, all coated in grime and soot

in a good way, mind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I'm glad you said that
I was just thinking the same!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:06, Reply)