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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mr Man in the suit with the rucksack sitting at table 23 having half strength coffee, you're ten years older than me and I was sure that was a wedding ring I saw, its ok because I have a bf. But I just find you incredibly attractive, warm and you have a gorgeous smile. See you before you check out tomorrow. From, Waitress.
Anything you regret never saying?
Or too scared of saying?
Or just can't?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:51, 158 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
He's gay.
For me it's not so much lack of words as lack of action. There's a few girls I had the opportunity to be with and didn't, which is pretty much my only regret.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)
There's so many opportunities where the timings never right or you make the wrong decision without realising.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:01, Reply)
'better to regret doing something, than not doing it at all.'
But that would make me a massive hypocrite
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)
two guys, one that you chased that wasn't interested and suddenly he is. Right at the same time you're seeing some guy thats liked you for ages. Then what do you do?! (im totally not in that situation!)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)
and I do try and go for things. But in terms of approaching people I have very little courage
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:09, Reply)
A average looking guy had a nice chat with me, offered me his number, shook my hand and gave me a kiss on the cheek. It literally took my breath away, never met anyone with such confidence.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)
I could do with a little bit of it
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:13, Reply)
just the average Joe.
Clearly it works though.
Think everyone needs some of it :D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:18, Reply)
I know a really good looking guy, who would never dare ask anyone out. He just has no trust that people would find him attractive
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Some people have it, some people don't.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)
but in this case it's difficult to believe he's ever had trouble getting a date. He's on the gorgeous end of things
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)
But I've found the more attractive guys will approach girls, the others use like their humour and personality more.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/complaintsdesk/post849397
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)
You should've complained harder!
when I worked for sainsbury's home delivery I could give up to £50. The best one was when a student rang up to complain her melon wasn't very fresh, so I refunded the cost to her credit card cos she wouldn't shut up.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:09, Reply)
because there's more incentive for the callcentre monkey to get rid of you. Sadly, arseholes get more money. If you're a bit angry you're more likely to get more money than if you ring up, state the facts and see what they're going to do.
I can't complain to save my life, I hate confrontation and am happy with a replacement product.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:16, Reply)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)
none of you would know him anyway (probably). It'd be much funnier if I knew what some boys look like on here, then I could kinda pretend
to be fair, some of them *might* be hot.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:30, Reply)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Noel
Darth Foxtrot
Labia Majora
DJ Trialprice
Althegeordie
and I have it on good authority that Monty is quite handsome too.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Y'alright BGB?
Long time no speak - my fault.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Can't seem to find B3TA time these days. This is my first appearance for a month or so.
How the hell are you?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Got your house all done? And hows the new filly?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:53, Reply)
In that there are no floors you could fall through any more. We're living in it now anyway.
New filly - well, it all seems to be working. It's nearly a year now. This is the third longest relationship I've ever managed.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)
You are doing better than I ever did *laughs*
I have decided to give the relationship thing the elbow and concentrate on my lovely friends instead.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Met Jan on my birthday (9th November) last year.
Don't forget that I was married once. And even though you realise after six months that it's a farce and a charade you stick with it for proprieties sake for as long as you believe it's respectable to do so.
I don't like being squeezed against this pillar. I'll start again futher down.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)
no profile pics?! silly anonymity on b3ta.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:49, Reply)
it's odd looking at pictures of people you don't know, but might
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:54, Reply)
No disrespecting the men but there are a hell of a lot of very attractive female B3tans on off-topic.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)
forward to meeting you :D?
*pander alert*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:56, Reply)
in all honesty I agree, there are some very attractive ones. I'm considering investing in a burkha
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Why are non of these bash's in the Midlands. Londons a heck of a way away! Not that i'd know anyone heh
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:02, Reply)
I can either wear it or throw up in it.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:03, Reply)
my burkha sadly will probably not double as a vomit-bag.
I shall be classy and find a corner
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:03, Reply)
you dont need a bag to wear! your pictures from your profile have gone! I remember your pro from QOTW answers
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:09, Reply)
saying 'I haven't added the ones that are really really good looking on the list'
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:38, Reply)
and am only bettered by 90nz0. He touched my chest once. I still haven't washed.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Not exactly flattering and about five years old: cowjam.co.uk/arct/eight.jpg
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)
second pic looks like it should be a actors headshot!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)
I don't know why I'm holding eight fingers up, I don't know why I'm wearing someone else's shirt but I'm clearly happy.
The other photo was from when I was in a photographic society and there was a portrait practical evening. One of the other chaps there took that of me and thought it was shit. He was quite surprised when I asked for a copy, I think it's the best photo of me there is.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:22, Reply)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:28, Reply)
I'm a bit celtic, aye, but a few generations yorkshire
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:59, Reply)
.... but I shall be proud to.... wait, is this creepy? I donno. But anyway, you could end up queen-high with a joker kicker, if both of us play our cards right.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Once, my mum said there was a really big gap between my mate and his little brother and asked me why. Ages later I realised there's about the same gap between me and my brother, but I lack the courage to ask my mum why.
My parents divorced after I was born, I don't want to find out that I was a failed attempt at saving the marriage.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)
there was ten years between my parent's marriage, and them having me. Despite the fact they had loads more after me, it was still quite horrible hearing that I was an accident, and that my mother had never wanted children.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)
But surely as long as your parents treated you the same and loved you the conception bit doesn't need to be thought about. My mum and dad were both accidents. My grandad planned them. My grandma didn't. oops
*EDIT* my mum and AUNT FML!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:35, Reply)
makes your mum and dad sound like they have the same mum and dad
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:36, Reply)
which is supposed to have the worst incest rate in the country. I said "what, worse than norwich?" Turns out not everyone is aware of the norwich-incest joke and I had to explain myself in the middle of a meeting.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Turns out wigan folk are actually living in the 1950s and have only left wigan to go on an all inclusive holiday to spain.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:35, Reply)
one day realised what the age difference between her and her infant sibling might mean. The poor thing got it the wrong way round though. Her parents found her sobbing "Imastake! Imastake!", it took a while for them to work out she wasn't calling herself a steak.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:50, Reply)
"The reason I never call or text is because I think you're a fucking loser. You treat me horribly and no matter what I say or do, you never seem to see where you go wrong. So, I really don't give a fuck about you. Stop fucking calling me, don't text me. Your attempt at making me feel bad for you isn't working, in all honesty it just makes you look more fucking pathetic than I already thought you were."
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:54, Reply)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)
so I don't answer call or texts anymore, now he texts maybe once a week
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)
I had an ex declare her undying love for me and told me she wanted us to get married. It was a bit out of the blue, so I thought about it overnight and called her back to say yes, I still loved her and we should get back together. At the end of the conversation she told me to join match.com. Complete headfuck.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)
because her current partner is a bit paranoid about me.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)
just wants to be friends with benefits, which I don't want, he came to my house when we were partying one night and I was good and sauced up so I told him I didn't want to see him or talk to him anymore
so he called me the next day and told me to lose his number
basically he's a fucking idiot
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:21, Reply)
"Lose my number, act like I never existed in your life"
I'm fucking trying but you won't_fucking_fuck_off
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:25, Reply)
He sounds like a right twonk.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)
I've never had need to try it myself.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Sorry, I lost concentration, I'm a bit slow on the uptake today.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:20, Reply)
All that stuff up there was a bit cramped.
How are Gilbert and George?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:10, Reply)
I'm a little worried as George hasn't turned up for dinner yet.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Pippin 2 went missing and eventually turned up dragging her back legs.
She'd been hit by a car and has a fractured pelvis so she's currently glaing at me from a cage.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:23, Reply)
*fingers crossed*
Off to bed to read now.
Don't be a stranger : )
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)
I'm re-reading "Dog Soldiers" by Robert Stone at the moment and I'm avoiding bed as it gives me nightmares.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)
I take it it's good if you're ree-reading it?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I watched the film assuming it was based on the book but it's not.
I don't like recommending literature because we all have different tastes but if you like a thought provoking read Robert Stone is yer man.
The film "Leaving Las Vegas" was very loosely based around Stones' "Hall of Mirrors" although that was set in New Orleans. One of my ten best ever books.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I used to be here occasionally, but I've been busy.
I'm OK and not a nutter, stalker or meat puppet.
BGB has met me in real life and can confirm at least one of the above.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Hello to you Mr/Mrs/Ms/Other Cowjam.
Evenings on OT used to be quite a vibrant little community, populated by those like me that didn't get the opportunity to post during the day.
Admittedly I very rarely drop by, but the evening thing seems to be completely dead now.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Or, as it's commonly known, eating out at a restaurant.
Evening TD.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Do you want a dalek?
It's a long and unpleasant story but I'm putting a lot of toys and models on e-bay at the moment for my sister's friend.
There's a dalek in there - about 5" high, and probably once had a friction motor.
If you think it's interesting let me know. I've a lot of shit to sift through before I get to look at it properly.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Should have had (I guess) a red dome but it's badly faded.
Quite a good plastic mould.
All the bits that stick out are articulated and still articulate.
Signs of a glue repair on the left hand sticky out thing.
Definately friction motored.
Underside marked "made in Hong Kong" with an inverted 2 where it's arse should be.
Yours if you want it. It'll cost a bit to post safely but gaz me and we'll work it out.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Don't know - I'm sad too because most of the stuff I've been given to sell is die-cast Dinky, Corgi and Matchbox which I DO know the value of.
I've sold most of it - just stuff like the dalek left that I don't know how to price, so I'd rather it went to an appreciative home than an accumulator of crap.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:26, Reply)
I can't get here at work, which is good cos pace this slow would do my head in but it's ok when I'm watching movies/gaming.
/currently watching Elizabeth in HD
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:42, Reply)
do you just not have time during the day?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:43, Reply)
and don't really want to test it. I suspect it'd be a terrible time sink, and I'm currently very good at what I do.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)
And I don't think my passengers would like me to check connectivity on a regular basis.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)
I'm the only B3TAN currently driving the 15 and 752 in Leeds.
There's got to be some kudos in that...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)
I used to catch a 1, 93 or 96. Last time I was there they'd fucked about with them and they were called something stupid.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)
since work decided to block the site. Which is fair enough really.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)
"I'm already married and not really a doctor" might have saved me a lot of trouble in hindsight.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)
"I do beg pardon Mr. Big Eric but there seems to be some misunderstanding, you see I'm not actually a homosexual"
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:25, Reply)
that'll work in chrome?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:15, Reply)
I wish I'd just apologised rather than frowning and saying 'I haven't done something to upset you have I?' in my stupid posh voice.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Most notably "If you're going to sleep with your boss behind my back, fuck off and live with him instead." That remark cost me one allegation of assault, one job, one house, all of my money and most of my sanity.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)
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