I've just had a Meatball Marinara from Subway
it was delicious. Although my lunch isn't normally until 1pm so I'm probably going to be starving again by about 3 o'clock.

I would like to drink with Ed Byrne because he's funny and funny people are better than interesting people.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He is awful imo. I am making cupcakes this week.
Halloween themed ones.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

What kind?
I made some pretty sweet Halloween ones a couple of years ago, I covered the cake in green icing and then pushed a Nice biscuit into the top and painted that with grey icing so it looked like a gravestone.

This year for halloween I'll be making marshmallow ghosts again, they're awesome, and some panacotta in the shape of a brain.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Are you bringing anything to the bash?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Cupcakes
Lots of cupcakes. And my beautiful self as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

No idea yet. I am going to look online now.
It's for my my mates kid's party. He is a single Dad so we are helping out with her birthday. I have to make about 40!

edit - HOW DO YOU PAINT A BISCUIT????/
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

You blob the icing on and then smooth it out
jobsagoodun.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Awesome. I like that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I've no idea who Ed Byrne is
But you can sometimes encounter funny people who are interesting. The two need not be mutually exclusive.

That said, I'm struggling to think of examples...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Stephen Fry?

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Hello Daddy!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Hello ... Al

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

CATFACE!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

BADGERCUNT

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

For that I am going to RUIN your wedding
Why YES, yes I do have objections
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

No cake for you then

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It'll be fine, we'll just sit her next to Clenders to make sure she behaves.
Or at least misbehaves in an acceptable manner.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'll be very disapointed if there isn't muchos misbehaviour
As things currently stand I'll be walking down the aisle with a baby in one arm and no trousers on.
( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I loved the invitations.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Come on now, it's your wedding.
At least TRY to make it different to every other day.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Hows things?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Sugary
I'm eating a jam doughnut and am quite messy! Babycrackface is teething and nearly bit my finger off this morning!
( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Jam doughnut?
Jam fucking doughnut?
Is it any wonder you think the girl in Greggs fancies you - you're the reason they make such a massive turnover (arf! at my bakery pun).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I wonder if I can score a free pair of buns?

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You should ask to see their range of baps next time

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

He should just explain that he's recently become a father by a woman who took advantage of him while he was drunk
and that she doesn't understand him and beats him if he answers back.

He's bound to get a sympathy shag.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

^this

( Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

He's not that funny
he's interesting, but most of the funnies come from other comedians. Although that's my opinion from only watching QI, I haven't seen his 'does America' series or anything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I did consider Stephen Fry in my list of candidates
and he's probably the best to date.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Did you just say you want to date Stephen Fry?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

No
but if I were that way inclined, I possibly would.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'll put you down as a 'maybe'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Jeremy Hardy

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

he's the softly spoken Irish guy with glasses who's sometimes on Mock The Week

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

k2k6k3k7k5
doesn't watch tv because there is no electricity in scotland
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

This is mostly true
I have to use pedal power to keep my laptop going.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

hello you
i just had lunch at POD. it is sad that this made me think of you, even v fleetingly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Afternoons
I've just finished all the photos, and now get to eat. You have no idea how much I'm looking forward to lunch.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

go on then
what is for lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

After raiding the cupboards
It has turned out to be cheese, ham and onion toasties. It wasn't something in particular I was looking forward to, just the intake of food in the middle of the day for some reason.

What is this POD you speak of?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

POD
is a health-food restaurant that opened up near my office a few months ago. sells things like "falafel jaffle" and avocado and sunblush tomato sandwiches. my colleague had meatballs and chicken/chorizo stew.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Well, that seems to trump my lunch
In pretty much every way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

well you wouldn't have liked mine as much
because it was veggie. i had a mini blackbean and smoked paprika stewpot and a small side salad of cabbage and other healthy things with a few pieces of fusilli pasta. does that help, POD 2?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

pretentious lunch is pretentious.
I used to have a tin of tomato soup and a piece of bread.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

i've just looked up the calories on their website
health food my arse, i am properly horrified.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Take that with your fancy food
I'll stick with large amounts of melted cheese and fried crisps.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

FFS
Using my Sunday name and all...

We have lots of electricity here. We make it from all the lovely water falling down our glens. I even have a televisor, linked up to one of those parabolic microwave antennae, which can receive telecasts from the sky (although not Sky).

I just don't bother watching it much.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)