What about the childish fun you had at school
Such as when I were a lad we had gashmats, names because there was this poor unfortunate at my primary school that had a captivating odour of piss who we all called Gash for some reason lost in the depths of time. Around the school were these black rubber mats which when wet strangley gave of a similar pissy stench resulting in us making Gash stay on them and not move. Anyone touching a gashmat would be considered never clean again and exiled. Also I think Those meals you make when you haven't been shopping in a while. Like tuna flakes in noodles and beef gravy.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 13:58, Reply)

The deepest trouble you've ever been in abroad?
I got arrested by the Bosnian Serb military in 1996 (not long after the war) on suspicion of spying. I'd entered their territory without a visa (v. stupidly) and they nabbed me on the bus on my way back out of Bosnia - it didn't help that I had a camera and notebook on me.
After a long interogation at the police station I somehow talked my way out of there with only a bollocking for not having a visa, but I totally shat myself, I can tell you.
( Biffins Bridge, Fri 9 Apr 2004, 19:30, Reply)

Whats the best use you've ever put an aol CD to?

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 9 Apr 2004, 16:28, Reply)

FREE DRUGS!
what's the strangest thing you've ever done to try and get high? me and my mate tried smoking catnip once. what a waste of time that was.
(Dethro Jix I'm better than you and I probably hate you. Cunt., Thu 8 Apr 2004, 17:00, Reply)

DIY medicine
What medical treatments have you performed on yourself/friends?

One person in my office ripped his arm open on barbed wire whilst camping so just sewed it up himself and carried on.

Another person syringed their ear using a printer refil kit.
(codebunny, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 11:58, Reply)

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what's the best thing you have ever seen, and have you got an example of it?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 7 Apr 2004, 22:22, Reply)

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Can I have a P please, Bob?
(Fiz, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 20:59, Reply)

how do u play..
...checkers. and wot is the point of it existing?
(lucys_a_genius, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 19:59, Reply)

M*crosoft
Why? And what did we do to deserve it?
( TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 7 Apr 2004, 17:09, Reply)

pee-wee
Dude.... put that away
(DAVERAVE.NET, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 10:58, Reply)

How about
first or most nostalgic video game/computer story?
(kaibosh, Wed 7 Apr 2004, 8:13, Reply)

People you meet on the bus
i'd have tons of stories.
(The World's Tallest Midget, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 19:45, Reply)

What's the best parasite you've ever had?
or "What parasite would you most/least like to have"
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Tue 6 Apr 2004, 4:58, Reply)

Why yes?
Could Richard III really have predator in a fight?
(PensocraticA, Mon 5 Apr 2004, 18:15, Reply)

The Most Random Things to Combine On Photo, and or Paintshop
Oh something, like, maybe a duck and a doorknob...
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Sat 3 Apr 2004, 0:34, Reply)

What's the most stupid thing you've ever done?
Like in my days in the Navy, I got completely pissed and when Chevy surfing. I was balanced just fine on top of the car, then the asshole driving decided to stop. Took a week to get the pebbles out of my hands and knees.
( id10ts WTF happened, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 17:29, Reply)

silliest prank phone call you've ever pulled...
at one point in my life, i was addicted to ringing 0800 numbers and leaving either amusing answer machine messages or really annoying the operators.... childish really, but that's what floated my boat...
(Kayozz, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:43, Reply)

Cheekiest scam you've ever pulled at work
I had to set up a handheld PC for the Boss that could pick up e-mail while abroad. It would be tricky to troubleshoot, so I said it was best if I went abroad to set it up - I'd only need 1/2 an hour.
So I went to Amsterdam for the day (cheapest Easyjet flight). During works time. All expenses paid.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 12:58, Reply)

Greatest April Fool's Day Prank... EVER!
I'd like to know about everyone's favourite April Fool's Day prank. Did it happen to them? Did they do the "pranking"?
( Delete Me, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 12:57, Reply)

How about
worst haircut ever or major fashion disasters?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 5:24, Reply)

Pranks
Yes, I'm going to get my kids up at 3 am, shouting, "Hurry, hurry, you'll miss the bus!" and see if I can actually get them to go outside.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 5:16, Reply)

April fool's day
What's everyone doing for April fool's day? Any pranks lined up yet?

Party poppers rock!
(krim, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 21:49, Reply)

Has anyone seen my other good shirt?

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 1:51, Reply)

Why...
don't we do it in the road?
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Sun 28 Mar 2004, 21:16, Reply)

Why Don't You
Just Switch Off Your Television Set And
Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 15:44, Reply)

Should you really...
...feed your giant inflateable dinosaur blueberry pie on the 5th Sunday in the month of May?
(not here 42, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 9:09, Reply)

In 10 words or less...
Explain the global ramifications of allowing China to continue to flood the world's markets with cheap, substandard products at the expense of the Chinese people and environment...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 3:29, Reply)

......
who is the slave known as Sparticus?
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 0:50, Reply)